Evening Star Newspaper, September 20, 1927, Page 31

OMA New Felt Hats Really Different ‘ BY MARY Custom does not seem to stale th>)that the new felt hats are really dif infinite variety of the untrimmed felt And any one of these lute Sep- | hat. tember days you may go shopping for & new hat of this des about selecting a hat all laden with A NEW HAT FOR FALL OF ROON-COLORED FELT DROOPING BRIM. MA- WITH A ostrich feathers, silk flowers, velvet puffs and other superfluous trimming. Though we have worn the simple plain felt hat almest continuously for | five or six years, the fact remains THE CELEBRATE 1 r| your own reflection in the looking- | cription with all | the eagerness that women used to go N'S PAGE. MARSHAI ferent. They look different on the | heads of other women and they make glass different. | Green felt hats of the sort that ave seen in the milliners’ windows and worn by some well dressed women are aapecially good to sec. You see one | worn and your first impulse is to 2o and buy one. Your second thought may be that green is a trying colcr and, though smart as w by some women. will probably be vastly unbe- coming to you. But don't he too easily discouraged! There is a soft quality to the new greens that makes them Locominz to many women who have Aways felt the verdant hue especially trying Though small and still close fitti thers is a sort of generous propor-| tioning about the veally smart hats for Antumn that has much to do with their good-looking appearance. | Then. too, the best milliners are in sisting on really good felt, and so are | well dressed women. There are some lovely Autumn, possessing a warm, tone—when seen in ain Reds, like Burgundy and claret, also important for Autumn hats hrowns_ for golden lights are 1 wish you had seen the lovely little k evening slip 1 saw the other but since 1 can’t show it to vou one of our artists has made a sketch s it, to o with the diagram and di- vections for making. 1 will send these | to vou if vou send a self-addressed. | stamped envelope. ! (Covvright D JUMPING FROG. BY MARK TWAIN, n was the pen-name of Samuel Lanchorne Clemens. an American humorous | me. A died in 1910, Am his e was born in om Sawyer." “Hi ucklel Finn tehes that are delichtful f is sunnosed to be about Rey. Leonidas W. H'm, Reveren Le—well, there was a foller once by the name of Jim Smiler. ir the Winter of '49—or mavbe it was the Spring of '30—I don't recol- lect exactly, somehow, though what ma me think it was one or the other is because I remember the biz flume warn't finished when he first came to the camp., but anyway he was the curiousest man about always Betting on anything that turned up You ever see, if he could get anybody o bet on the other side; couldn’t he'd change sides. Any, way that suited the other man would suit him—any wav just so's he got a bet, he was satisfied. But still he was lucky, uncommon lucky: he mos always come out winner. He™ was - ady and _laying * for chance: there couldn't be no solit thing mentioned but that feller'd offer to bet on it. and t any side You piease, as I was just telling bu. If there was a horse race. you'd find him flush or vou'd find him busted at the end of it; if there was a dog fight, he'd bet on it; if it there was a cat fight, he'd bet o it; if there was a chicken fight, he'® bet on it: why, if there was two birds setting on a fence, he would het you which one would fly first: or if thera was a_ campmeeting. he would be there reg’lar to bet on Par- son Walker, which he judged to be the best exhorter about here, and he was 100, and a good man. I e even ‘seen a siraddle-bug start o go anywheres, he would bet You how long it would take him to get 10—to wherever he was going to, and 3¢ you took him up, he would foller that straddle-bug to Mexico but what he would find out where he was bound for and how long he was on the road. Lots of the boys here has seen that Smiley and can tell about him. Why, it never made no difference to him—he'd bet on any- thing—the dangest feller. Parson IWalker's wife laid very sick once, for a good while, and it seemed as if they waren't going to save her: hut one morning he come in. Smiley up and asked him how she was, and he ‘said she was considerable bétter— thank the Lord for his inf'nit’ mercy —and coming on so smart that with the blessing of Providence she'd et well vet; and Smiley, before he thought, =ays, and-a-half she don’t, anyw Thish-ver Smiley had a mare—the bovs called her the 13-minute naz, but that was only in fun, You know, hecause, of course, she was faster than that—and he used win money on that horse, for all she was so slow and always had the asthma, or the distemper, or the consumption, or something kind. They used to give her or three hundred yards start. then pass her under way; but alwa at the fag-end of the et excited and desperate-like, and come cavorting and straddling up. and scattering her legs around limber, sometimes in the air and sometimes here two and out to one side amongst the fences.| and | m-o-r-e dust racket with her and blowing and_kicking up raising m-o-r-e coughing and_sneez her nese—and alwavs fetch up at the stand just about a ahead. as near as vou could eipher it down Well, thish iley ketched a frog one d took him home, and said he cal-lated to educate him: and so he never done thres months but set rd and learn that in his, back frog to jump. And vou bet you he did learn him, | too. He'd give him a little punch hehind. and the next minute you'd see that frog whirling in the air like and if he | you | ‘Well, T1l risk two- | to | of that | s | And then he see how it was, and he nothing for ! better known and “Innocence Ahroad.” He wrote mans r the lightness and charm of their hnmar. related by one Simon Wheeler, whom the lis: ) a a Rev. Leonidas W. Sm djumping on a dead level. e could 2ot over more ground at one straddle than any animal of his breed you | ever see. Jumping on a dead level was his strong suit, you understani: and when it come to that, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as h> had a red. Smiley was mon- stroas proud of his frog, and well| he mizht be, for fellers that had | traveled ana been everywheres. all | said he laid over any frog that ever they =ee. | _Well, Smiley kep' the beast in a |little box. and he used to fetch him | downtown sometimes and lay for a |bet. One day a feller—a stranger in the camp, he was—come acrost him with his box, and says: “What might be that you've got in that box?" And_Smil vs, sorter indifferent like: “It might be a parrot, or it | mizht be a canary, but it ain't—it's only just a frog.” | ‘Well, what's he good for?” “Well,” Smiley says, easy and care- {less, "“he's good enough to outjump any frog in Calaveras country. “I'll | visk $40°on him.” | The feller studied a bit. and then | says, kinder sad like: “Well, I'm only | a stranger here, and I ain’t got no | frog: but if T had a frog. I'd het you.” And then Smiley says: “That's all | right—if you'll hoid my box a minute, | I'll go and get you a frog.” And so | the feller took the box, and put up | his 340 along with Smiley’s, and set | down to wait. So he sat there a good while think- ing and thinking to himself, and then he got the frog out and pried his mouth open and took a teaspoon and filled him full of quail shot—filled him pretty near up to his chin—and set him on the floor. Smiley he went to the swamp and slooped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog, and fetched him in, and give him to this feller, and says. “Now, if you're ready, set him along- side of Dan’l, with his forepaws just even with Dan'l's, and I'll give the word.” Then he says: “One—two— three—git."” Him and the other feller touched up the frogs from behind, and the new trog hopped off lively, but Dan'l give a heave and hysted up his shoulders, but it warn't no use—he couldn’t {budge. He was planted as solid as a church and he couldn’t no more stir than if he was anchored out. Smiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted, too, but he didn't have no idea what the matter was, of course. The feller took the money and went away. Smiley he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long time. and at last says: “I do wonder what in the nation that frog | throwed off for—I wonder if there ain’t something the matter with him— he 'pears to look mighty baggy. some- |how.” And he ketched Dan'l up by | the nape of the neck, and he hefted | him, and says: “Why, blame- if he don’t weigh five pounds! be turned him upside down and | belched out a double handful of shot. | was the maddest man—he set the fro3 down and took out after that feller, but he never ketched him. And Well, thish-ver Smilev had a yaller, | one-eyed cow that didn’t have no tail, jest a short stump like a bannan- ner, and—— (But the listener, having come for information ahout the Rev. Leonidas | W. Smiley, lacked both the time and the inclination to hear more about miley the Better, and o did not wait to hear about the afflicted cow.) | (Copyright. 1 a doughnut—see him turn one sum- | merset, or maybe a couple. If he got | a good start. and come down flat- | tooted and all right, like a cat. Smiley said all a frog wanted was educa- | tion, and he could do 'most anything | —and I believe him. Why. I've seen | him set Dan’l Webster down here | on this floor—Dan’l Webster was the name of the froz—and ont. | “Flies, Dan’l, flies!” and ' you could wink h'd spring s cht up and snake a fly off'n the counter | here, and flop down on the floo: | ag'in as solid as a gob of mud, and fall to ser: hing the side of his head with his hind foot as indifferent ax if he hadr't no idea he'd been doin’ any more'n any frog mizht do. And when it come to fair and square! Jhe Better COFFEE Liebman Bros., Washington, D. C. Exclusive Distvibutors i THE EVENING STAR. WASHINGTON, AND THEN HE GAVE UP GOLF. 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What does every mother say when she kisses her young hopeful and sends him off to school, or on an errand, or away for the day? I'm sure you've already guessed it. She says always, “Be carefu Just because she says this always, just because 99 times out of 100 the child goes ahead stepping into danger and escapir ; injury, gong his way, blithely unconscious for the most part of the dangers which do him, he comes to look upon these words of caufion as just some more of those incomprehensible things which his mother or father are always saying to him, something without meaning. Parents are so alive to every possi- ble menace which confronts.a child that it is natural for them to be fear- ful every time he steps out of the home. But for ‘the child's own sake we must calm our fears, except that he will escape injury, and save our words of caution until there is real need for them, and then they will have an effect which now they lack. If we were perfectly successful in making a child realize all the dangers which surround him, we would make him so terrified that he would never villingly step out of the house. We know one child who, being the only chick. was never allowed to cross the street without an escort, long past the age when she should have been able to take care of herself. She was warned of everything which existed until she became, and still is, the most cowardly and cautious per son alive. She lived through some pretty bad times when she got mar- ried and moved away from friends and relatives and had to face strange persons. Yes, she was afraid of them, 100, and though you can laugh at such an idiotic terror. it was no less real io the young bride. When her husuiind worked at night she locked herself in her fifth-floor apartment, put a table across the door and sat quaking until he re- turned. Surely no one wants to teach a child to be so fearful of life. 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