Evening Star Newspaper, April 1, 1926, Page 13

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. ¢, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1926. THE GREAT AMERICAN SENSE OF HUMOR. —By WEBSTER. |King George Enjoys Foot Ball Games | PRISONERS MUST WORK. IVE JusT s Tat Y MEAWASIEOT (" D1 %00 SEE Conpuins )| T WAS DGR SSED a7 And Mixing in Crowds Without Pomp | cuitomia potice oniet maxes an CoMeOY THEY'RE ALL e T e PICTURE? WHAT ANYONE ( | HOURS AFTER SEEING | o R Earn Their Board ABOUT, THERE ISNT A GIGGLE, T“AT{—\VCLY S€EEsTo LAUGH AT IN THAT MOVIE 2t IN T, NOT ONE! ngaeaml- CHAPLIM 1S A MYSTERY, | | By the Associated Press. at the gates. When his car reached | SPecial D! = = “To ME NDON, April 1.—King George's found that all 2 + April 1.—Pris- or traveling and appearing 3 5 3 ken up, 2 3 dale City Jail who ften causes remark, even hil hurried longer period than in these days when hardly a day ; r for His | gna - i iAhete »asses when some member of his much the King and his party left | © p traveled royal family does not journey 3 d L ; hief of F . 3 \ to some public function. The P e h ger will / The King is particularly fond of ap. 3 ® of . t o n their 7 pearing unexpectedly at foot ball game: fon mad ho dinner s e e e A T e e and other events which attract la wag that the turnstile ke assel 2 ros one to crowds. 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