Evening Star Newspaper, November 25, 1923, Page 95

Mrs Harvey Rutgers- Rutgers, The Lovely Help - Meet Of The Chemistry Depart- ment, Has An Awful Time. She Can't Go Out On The Street Without Some Coarse College Boy Giving Her The Most Lasciv- wous Glances! Mirs. Rutgers-Rutgers Has The Chased Beauty Complex, It Would em The Boarding - House Landlady Can’t See Why So Many Young Men Choose The Dormitories And The Commons. The Melo- dian In The Hall And The Enlarged Hand- Tinted Photograph Of Pa Just Before He Died Supply A Won- derful Home Atmos- phere Never Found In Those Great Big Dor- mitories! Another Faculty Daughter— The English Professor’s. She Is Away Nost Of The Year At Holyoke Specializing In Anthro- pology, Thank You The Little Wife Of The Assis- tant Assistant Instructor Zoology Has The Largest Fam- ily—Nine Dear Little Girls— And The Poorest Paid Husband In Town. That Seems To Be The Way Of Thle World, Doesn’t t2? THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. (.—GRAVURE SECTION—NOVEMBER 25, 1923 THE COLLEGE TOWN GIRLS By W. E. HILL Copright 1923, By The Chicago Tribune Somebody's Kid Sister Up For A Footbal! Game. About Ninety- Nine TimesOlder Than The Gravest Senior When It Comes To Snappy Repartee The College Widow Will Settle Down Some Day And Pair Off With A Nice Alumnus. _Till Then She lIs Busy With The Outgoing Senior Class The Professional Patroness Is Always On Line Somewhere Or Other. Her Husband, Bless His Heart, Is The Head Of The Modern Language Department. When His Spouse Isn’t Helping At A Prom Or A Tea She Loves To Be A Good Influence. She Will Ask The Football Captain To Sunday Dinner, And There Will Be Much High Talk Over The Pepper Relish On Soul And Brown And Blue Vibrations And What He Nieans To Make Of Himself. Mirs. Modern Languages Loves To Do Good In Her Husband’s Fraternity House. Loves To Run In When Least Ex- pected To See If The Janitor Is Really Any Good. Delegations Of Seniors Are Always Coming Around To Apologize Because Some One Ordered Her Out Of The Fraternity H?uag “'l' A Terrible Strain—Being A Good nfluence! See How Busily Mrs Gierline, The History Pro- fessor's Little Wife, Is Working Away At The Window Of Her Home— Not Missing Anything On The Street Either. The English Professor And The W:fe Of The Gym Instructor Have Stopped To Chat Across The Way. By Night Everybody In Town Who Is Anybody Will Know That The Gym Instructor’s Better Half Is Carrying On A Perfectly Outlandish Flir- tation With The English Professor This Is Mrs_Prexy. The First Lady Of The Fac- ulty. There Are Those Among The Faculty Wives Who Consider Mrs. Prexy The First Lady Of The Faculty In Name Only; But Then, Nobody Is Perfect In This Vale Of Tears The Greek Professor’s Wife Chose Angeline As Cook For A Very Good Reason Angeline’s Predecessor Was A Fin- nish Beauty Named Hel- a. And, Oh, How The E: ainen Wanld) Look At Helga! The Greek Professor's Wife Never Used To Let Helga Out Of The House After 5 P. M. But Even Then, When Spring Came Along You Know How It Is—Boys Will Be The Telegraph Operator Is Always Just Missing Out On Being Asked To AP r A Football Game. And Oh, The Times She’s Been Taken For An Automobile Ride And Had To Walk Home! The Dean’s Ch-rmingR Daughters Are Twins, Though Really You Wouldn't Guess It, For They Aren’t A Bit Alike When You Know Them. Life Is A Series Of Missed Sunday N.ght Suppers. Freshmen, Friends Of The Family, Are Always Being Asked For Supper, And Then They Get The Date Mixed And Never Show Up. Elvina Has A Very High Opinion Of College Vien. Not One Of Them Has Ever Tried To Flirt With Her On The Street. Although Once On A Dark Stair—But That Is An- other Story. The Dean Calls Them “Strophe” And “Antistrophe.” Which Is A Joke And Causes A Lot Of Giggling [\~ —alh \ —" 2 HlinN~—/