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| BAN ON DEAF AUTO DRIVERS ASSAILED Speech Reading Club Sends Resolutions of Protest to Police Heads. STATE LAWS ARE CITED Members Declare Defective Vision Greater Menace to Safety Than Poor Hearing. The speech Reading Club of Wash- tngton has adopted resolutions pro- testing agalust any refusal to grant censes for driving motor vehicles to 1y person because of impaired hear- tng. Copies of the resolutions have been t to Commissioner Oyster and Tuspector Headley, head of the traflic bureau. The resoluti declare that the Michigan and Ohio laws make no dis- crimination barring the deaf, and that the records of those states show no acciden charged to the deafness of the driver. Tmpaired Vision Worse. at impa t se erted ater me no udequs 1 examinations The re<olution quick observation cultivated b: safety, are caro wnd pruc hearing person possesses “The deal man who can successful- 1y pass the road test has proved that his knowledge andling of his machine is equal to any other man' declared Florence P. Spofford, pr dent of tho Specch Reading Club Washington. Rely Upon Sight. Absolutely the only difference is his ability to lear a sig 1f it be a motor horn behind him, the mirror is > relied upon today by motorists generally than the sound of a horn. Te it be a crossing. he is using his eyes to determine whether his course 13 clear, and Is much less liable to confusion from sounds inside his ma- chine or from different dire than is the hearing driver who on his ears “Where L to coutrol, ifety. and vision is licensing. at the caution f. for their own of greater the average ot for > than tic requires a policeman though he may use & whistle, he uses his hands also, and 1 observe in Washington that the motion of raising the whistle to his mouth is the signal evervbody fol- lows before there is a sound.” s G R Floral Valentinex—oOrder Gude's, Floral tokens delivered E parts of the country by telegraph. 1214 —Advertisement. PLAN “ARMY NIGHT” AT MIDWINTER DINNER Naval and M Spanish-American ary Order of the War to The mandery of Order of the ed to hold its mid-wi the Army and N 2 Wednesday evening o'clock. It will be “Army night.” with the festivities in the hands of the senior branch of the service. The speakers will be Maj . surgeon gene; : Capt. Frank 1 from Vermont Thomas 8. Crago, representative large from Pennsylvania, and C George 1. Harric Florida—Atlantic Coast Line. Full information at 1415 H st. n.w.—Adver- tisement. next a1 , United Greene, apt. - . Under English law the punishment # which counterfeiters are liable va- ries with the kind of coin imitated. Counterfeiting the gold or sily of the realm is @ felony pun with penal servitude for life. case of the copper coinage and of for- cign gold and silver the terms is SPECIAL NOTICES . JIKE TO THEAR FROM 3 members or_those interested ATKINSON G3RA B i . has heen sold to ihe undersigned bruary 8. 1923; all ontstanding claims should be presented to Mr. E. §. Atkinson, at TYEAR HI( Latin and algebra: 1 hour : hours three evenings. Ad- r office. achool student, in 5 days a week or ress Box 333-W. ¥land its no nightingale, either. 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BIGGS, President, oh All 1f you don't want to be de- pairs, let us do the job. Fully R. McReynolds & Son infil!éoofé—Slag Roofs Grafton&Son, Inc., bidg. Let me apply one coat of Liquid Asbestos e Line, aiv 1 sight | In the your | NOTABLES REGALED AT SPRING DINNER OF GRIDIRON CLUB (Continued from First Page.) cannot move my hands. move my hands’ 1 cannot move my hands’ He could not. “Keep practicing that way every day. Work up to the point where You can say to yourself. ‘I cannot do a thing.’ I cannot do a thing.’ ‘T cannot do a thing’ and when you can’t you will be a perfect senator.” Coue Treatment Fails. Ambassador Harvey was the mnext one. “Col. Harvey,” saidsthe doctor, “you have been on the other side so long that T know your troubles well. You, t0o, are young like Senator Couzens, only your trouble is not with your hands, Close your lips tight. Now keep repeating with me under your breath: ‘I cannot open my mouth. ‘T cannot open my mouth’ ‘I can- not open my mouth."” In the midst of it Harvey opened his mouth very wide, and said: “I can't keep it shut. T can’t keep it shut. Doctor, you're a fake. A policy of blood and irén is the only thing I rely on. It's better than milk and water and if Secretary Hughes comes to you for treatment quit your film- flamming and give him a dose of it.” Tis is a terrible case,” moaned Dr. Coue. “And as I said when I me to America, I work no miracles. "he clinic is over for tonight.” A hotel bellboy was seen escorting a visiting “rube” to his room. For | two bits the stranger had bribed him | to give him a look-in on the party, and a dialogue ensued. C is there considerable debate in the Senate now?” asked the visitor. “It's pretty hard for anybody to make a speech nowadays. It's fm- possible to interrupt Pat Harrison and Tom Heflin.” “Speakin' about that—is Congress going to give the farmer free seed this year or ain’t it?” “Don't ask me. All T know is they are pretty strong on free speech.” “The love of Congress for the ;urmnr i1s a great blessing to the mer.” Nothing to the blessing it is to Congress. Love for the farmer is the only thing they can agree on.” “You must hear a lot of interestin’ things at all these high-toned parties in this tavern.” “Oh, But would you believe it, a party in this hotel last | night at which not a single word was | spoken ¢ le dinner?” { “Deef and dumb, I s'pose.” perfectly nurmal—and brilliant _and women. “Why couldn’t they have conversa- tion?" “Well. you sce, just as this brilliant company was seated Representative Upshaw of Georgia came in and sat down at the very next table. So then, of course, there wasn't anything ¢+ could talk about.” “As the Bugle columnyist would say, I seo that President Harding is going to fly south with the birds as soon as Congress adjourn. “He' Boing be th one kind ., down there—the lame duck.” ‘Who are the democratic candl- for President?" ell. generally speaking, Cox, doo, Pat Harrison and Joe Rob- n—all of them are.” ‘I cannot i se he knows a bird that can't sGenerally speaking.” Don't forget the democrats love Bill Bryan still" “Yes. they Jove him—stil __“Well. speakin® of that, the Bugle is speculaling whether Harding is BOing to run again.” “Well. if he does run. you just bet he can't 1o He's appointed so many members of the Supreme Court that any election he lost would be declared unconstitutional. Bagdad-on-Potomac. The strident voice of a court crier was heard making an Important an- nounceinent which attracted every s attention and aroused pleasur- " he s ancient Arablan nights the Caliph Haroun Al Raschid was wont to hold his court in Bagdad that he might inquire into the con- dition of the world. Once in 500 years he is reincarnated and holds his court for one night—and this is the night Behold him, Hearem All Razzitt, com- nander of the mirthful, Knight of the Golden Gridiron. “With him comes Whoozit, minister of foreign affairs.” In marched the caliph, in approved oriental costume, followed by his other ministers. ' They presented a colorful picture under the lights of the great hall. “We have been reincarnated Bagdad-on-the-Potomac,” said aliph with satisfaction. You will feel at home here, my master. ~You can go to the Capitol and listen all day long to the bul-bul— E The first thing is to name a head of a foreign afiairs bureau of public in- formation and press relations. All successful diplomacy is mysterious. Our foreign policy must be incompre- lLensible except to curselves. But we must have open diplomacy, so that every one can understand how incom- prehensible it is. A press agent Is the front-door keeper of open diplo- macy.” Am Official Communique. “But we must not let anybody in nor let anything out?” “Exactiy. It is very simple. With open diplomacy the front door stands wide. But in the doorway 1s the press agent. He announces: ‘The gen- tlemen of the press’ ‘Tell the nothing,’ we say. Then he says ‘Please wait, gentlemen, while I mimeograph it.” “Presently he hands the press a statement, which reads: ‘Department of foreign affairs. For the press. In- quiry at the department of foreign affairs today reveals that the govern- ment stands firmly upon its foreign policy as heretofore. It is not con- cerned with matters which do not concern it, but it is deeply concerned with those matters in which it is con- cerned. This is not isolatalon. It was unofiicially stated that the cur- rent situation 1s too delicate for fur- ther comment.’ " “Where can we find the man for this important mission of publicity?” “There is the very man. is name 1S Hassan Saidit, your court crier.” “We must next appoint an unofficial observer.” “Why?" “I'm-not sure; but I know it is very American. Stay a bit; I'll consult this small dictionary of American diplomatic terms. Here it is: ‘Un- official observer—A back-door diplo- 1 in the | “Ah, we have a press agent at the front door and an unofficial observer at the back door. We get them com- ing and going.” “Precisely. This definition con- tinues: He represents us in company where we would not be seen our selves. We advise him of our views. He expresses them as his personal opinion, He cables back to us what we told him to say, and says he did inot mean it that way. So we forgive him. He is always about to be with- drawn. 5 “Well, now we have decided our diplomatic door tenders, hagmt we_better g in?” “Sh- h! ~Never say that. say ‘we are going in. never go into anything. always coming out.” “But how can we come out if we haven't gone in?” “That's the reason for the unofficial observer. He goes in; and that let's us out.” “I believe I know the very man for unofficial observer. Do youremember Ali_Bla-Bla?” “You mean All Bla-Bla and the forty—international bankers?” ‘“The same. He is now the pos- sessor of the magic -ppyglass, Never ‘We must We are 1 through which one can see anything, through the thickest walls. Al Bla-Bla's Vision. “Send for him, by all means, ' He ought to be able to see through the American policy. Ali Bla-Bla; the commander of the mirthful appeints you unofficial observer,” “What do I do? “Why let's see. We must get ex- pert opinlon, ‘This book ought to have some reference to authority. Yes, under ‘unofficial observer’ is a footnote which says: ‘For further particulars see Senator Reed of Missouri.” ssan Saldit, go seek Senator Ree. “Senator Reed, what ought to be done with our unoflicial observer?” “If T told you I'd be arrested,” said “Senator Reed.” nator Reed, O master, is the all-wise statesman who proposes taking the W, Indies in cancella- tion of England's debt.” “Ha, ha! Instead of adding a lot of happy islands to dry territory, why not give Louisiana back to France and call everything square?’ During this conversation Ali Bla-Bla peered through the telesope. “Sh-h-! 1 see a great steel safe. It is in the American State Department. A man—wlith a beard— is peering into it. He looks at a dusty bundle in the remotest recess. It is labeled ‘league of nations.” He hears some one coming. He slams the safe door. He looks out the win- dow. He says he thinks it may rain.’ The question of foreign poli ing very difficult, it was decided to send for Alasker and his wonderful lamp. He sald the dumbded thing was bewitched; they had rubbed it, wishing for a ship- ping bill and had gotten a bonus. “Why don't you ask for some real leadership in Congress and see if you can geta second term?” said the Caliph tartly. T am Bill Borah," id a_wise-looking guy who entered. “I heard you wanted some ad e. I can tell you anything.” Ve are just formulating our foreign *“said_the Caliph, “and ainst * said Borah. e don't ‘know yet what it is “That doesn't make any All foreign policies look alik “Well, T know this much you. We have already decid: difference. to me. please to stay hat's wrong. You should go in." 'hy, 1 thought you wanted us to as long as everybody eclse wanted to go in. But now they want to stay out, I favor going in. By the way, do you intend to have naval arma- ment limitation?" 'We will have minister of Mari **This is the C rine— Inbad, ““Are you scrapping any of our ships?” asked the Caliph. “Yes, in principle; we are only kee ing the ships that we can fight with.” Old Man Congress. The wonderful lamp was again rubbed and invoked the spirit of Con- who announced solemnly, “I omgress, sometimes called 'the an of the Sea. Nothing shall be done without me. I declare war and peace and determine policy between times. I kept America out of the rep- arations commisslon. I restricted its debt commission. 1 cancel now all the foreign policy you have tried tc evolve. 1 am going to take my place to refer that to our ph's Minister of Ma- iled the Caliph ‘Not without me,” cried the Old Man of the Sea as he mounted the Caliph’'s shoulde: Qne scene in another skit was sup- posed to be laid in Lafayette Square. *Twas midsummer and the park benches were full. Congress had long since adjourned, but a group of sena- tors and representatives were en- gaged in convers having just met by chance. “Well, senator, T thought you were on seem- | Gridiron Club’s New President ARTHUR S. HENNING. “I'm a consumer in a bad humor, These outlaws rob me s0; For they make me pay in a sad, sad way, £ T've a plaintive tale“of woe, I've a plaintive tale of woe. And never they care if the world goes they hear me laugh when sigh: I'm a vietim panned by the outlaw | “Guy band Whenever 1 go to buy. For you arc the wicked outlaws, you You're ' And stingers of all mankind: none shall escape who can going back to the old state. said one. 11, “W I was, but I'm kind o’ won- dering. You see, I wrote out to the &tate chairman of our party. ‘Am looking forward with intense inter- est’ I said, ‘to a tour of the beauty spots of the grand old state. and meeting the people. What can you ad- vise as to itinerary, et cetera” He replied: ‘See Europe first.' " 'm on my way” said another: “drew my mileage vesterday: leaving tonight. ~One of those summer tours —see - the-world-for-a-thousand-dol- lars—stopping on the way at a few Mediterranean ports, thence via China and Japan—just about until the first Monday in December on the way, as 1 figure it. “By the way, here? “President asked me to stay while he was away. Said to me: ‘Old man, when Congress stops is just the time you ought to stick to Washington. 1 always feel safe with you in Wash ington, when Congress is not in ses- sion.” “Well” eaid the next one, “I'm stay- ing on because I'm too darned modest to face the reception back home. Had the district chairman on long distance vesterday and he told me about the reception. 1 says: ‘Is there going to be a band at the station,’ and he s ‘Reckon there be; some of the bo: was talking it over last night, and what's keeping you Dick Hawkins inquired did anybody | know the price now of a gallon of tar, and Bill Sturgess says, ‘I know where we can get all the feathere we want for nothing.” Then to the air of “I Am Afraid to Go Home In the Dark,” they marched off singing: 7 i “Constituents, dear, listen here: We're afrald to go home to you. Vacation days confront our gaze, but the congressman’s lot is blu So we sit her on a bench in the park, a dismal, sad, sad crew; There's no place like home, but we" afraid td go home to you. Relics From Tomb. Announcement was made that two of the excavators of the tomb of the Egyptian king, Tutankhamen had returned from Luxor with some valu- able finds, which they proposed to exhibit. The first was a set of hiero- glyphios, being the famous jokes and wittcisms of Cairis, the famous king who reclaimed the Egyptlans from savagery but drove his wife Isis to distraction by repeating them on all state occasions. He was asked to read them, but upon looking over the hall and noting the presence of a number of famous columnists and joke-smiths among the guests, re- frained because he “did not wish to emberrass them by disclosing the gource of their inspiration.” Another tablet was a royal com- mand that the ships of commerce should receive from the royal bursar sufficlent gold to enable them to com- pete with the ships of Ninevah, Tyre and Phoenicia. “What is on the reverse of the tablet?” was asked. “Unfortunately, the reverse of the tablet is blank,” was the reply. Another statement was that a wealthy lady had purchased the tomb of Tutankhamen and would have it brought to America as a permanent home for Vice Presidents. Precau- tion had been taken to Inquire of Vice President Coolidge and former Vioce President Marshall whether they would accept the tombe as a per- manent residence. “And what did they say?” “Vice President Coolidge—in a rather long statement from him— replied, “Tut-Tut,’ while Mr. Marshall said ‘Amen.’” One of the most charming skits of the entertalnment was the presenta- tion by “The Gridiron Opera Com- pany” of a travesty on the popular oprea, “Robin Hood.” This sketch was entitled “Robbing Good” and dealt with the depredations of a band of profiteers, who boasted of their crimes. In rendering the tuneful airs to which the travestied solos and choruses were set, the men who took the principal roles gave particular at- tention to enunciation, as well as preserving the harmony and melody, and the trained voices made the words clearly understood. The group presented a bright picture, in their costumes of the period of Robin Hood. Song of the Bootlegger. The entrance upon the stage of this band of profiteers was heralded thus: “Come the outlaws upon the scene. ‘We rob all the day and all night. Finer outlaws were never seen, Robbers free as we know how to be, Robbing every one that we can see. “We rob ali the day and all night. Robbing you all you know is the sport of the times. We rob all the day and all night. And we gleefully boast of our crimes.” Mr. Consumer then voiced his plainty manage to scrape A dollar that vou can find.” air of “Brown October Ale" st sang the song of the boot- Here it is: “And it's will ye quaff with me, my s s will ve quaff with me? draught of ginger ale rkling in the bottle, lads, at morn end (o every one, Tis zood old Peppercorn fr. lads, and laugh, lads, < joke ean never fail: but think we nothing drink But goud old ginger ale. “But would ye quaff with me. my lads, But would ye quaff with me. A stronger drink than ginger ale? I'll whisper unto thee Away back on my hip I have a pint for yo O I'm a friend to eve Who likes his mountain dew. So quafl, lads, and laugh, lads, And when we liquefy, Our ginger ale we will not fail To mix with good old Tye. my lads, i one aid Mary to the air “Oh, Promise Me,” rebuked the outlaw for breaking their promises, and she did it o well that the hardened bunch all tearfully promised repentance and | a better life, this, as the prologue had | announced. producing a fi more conventional than_probable. A song to dent Hardi to the air of s ference to Ann.” visit to | i the Down Palm Beach way. Far from intrigue and speeches, Far from the donkey’s bray, When you are playing golf or fish- ing. or sailing o'er the foam, We know that you will not be wish- ing. For the politicians back home; We'll not put this as a query, But we'll like to bet. You'll be happy and a lot more cheery from the Cab-i-net.” The Gridiron Club has but one “The President of the United * and at the conclusion of the Senate THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., FEBRUARY 11, 1923—PART 1. Ira C. Copeley, representative from | Arthur D. Marks, the Washington Illinois. Jon‘: J..Cornwell, counsel B. & O. R R. Willilam Coyne, Wilmington, Del. Robert (*rain, Wash'ngton, D. C. Ralph Crews, New York oity. Seymour L. Cromwell, president New York Stock Exchange. Robert J. Cuddihy, the Literary Digest. J. Maxson Cunningham, Washing- ton, D. C. Holman F. Day, Boston, Mass. Danfel B_Devore, colonel, U. 8. A. Donald Dickey, Pasadena, Calif. *Walter 8. Dickey, Kansas City, Mo. Orville B. Brown, Washington, D. C. Henry L. Doherty, New York city. William J. Donneily, Baltimore, Md. ¥rank N. Doubleday, Doubleday, Page & Co., New York city. L. L. Dunham, New York eity. Thomas B. Dunn, representative from New York. George Eastman, Rochester, N. Y. _ George ¥. Ellioti, major general, U. 8. M. . (retired). Dr. W. . Engelbals, St. Louls, Mo. H. P. Brwin, major, U. 8. R. C. Harry S, Evans,” Washington, D, C. Joshua Evans, jr., Washington, D. c. Walter J. Fahy, New York city. C. C. Fickenscher, Baltimore, Md. W. H. Field, New York city. George H. Flinn, Pittsburgh, Pa. Arthur F. Foran, naval officer, port of New York. Joseph W. Fordney, representative from Michigan. Rudolph Forster, ‘White House. Joseph S, Frelinghuysen, from New Jersey. A. J. Frueh, the New York World. ¢ P, Gaillard, captain, U. S. R. Marris E. Galpin, Muskegon, Mich Dr. Clyds M. Gearhart, Washington, executive clerk, senator New York rank B. Gibson, Washington, D. C. S. P. Gilbert, jr., undersecretary of the Treasury. Lafayette B. city . Charles C. Glover, Washington, D. Gleason, New York [s D. Goff, assistant attorney general Robert Grant, Boston, Mass. Alexander Bumberg, New York city. James G. Harbord,” major general, Charles E. Hard, Washington, D. C. William Hard, Washington, D. C. John F. Harris, New York city. Harry B. Hawes, representative from Missouri. Charles S. Hayden, the San Antonio Light. Will H. Hays, New York city. Henry Hebermann, New York cif o Jghn " B.“Heffernan, lieutenant, v Hanchett, San Francisco, Calif. P Herrmann, Washington, : Gieorge W. Hess, U. 8. Botanic Gar- den Oscar E. bune. William B. Hibbs, Washington, D. C. Lr. D. Percy Hickling, Washington, Frank Hight, Washington, D. C. Arthur J. Hirsch, Washington, b, C. sErank IL Hitcheock, New city. Homer C. Hoch, representative from Kansas, Curtis New: ank J. Hogan, Washington, D. C. R. Holcombe, the New York Hewitt, the Chicago Tri- D. Hodges, the Indianapolis jTribune { Rush L. Holland, assistant attorney general <in Hubbard (Abe Martin), the n- dianapolis News. Frederic W. Hume, New York eity. Theodore Huntley, the New York Globe. Coulter Huyle ew York city. allace Irw New York city -hard Jervis, Washington, D, C. Johnson,” Washington, In' C. H. Johnston, New York city. William~ Alton Jones, New York city. R, Star. s. Star Clarence Buddington Kelland, New York cit James R D. ¢ yoVilliam E. Knight, Green River, t. RRalph A. Koch, commander, U. §. N. Emory S, Land, captain, U. John = W, Langley, from Kenticky. Charles F. Lanman, D, € A. D, Lasker, chairman U. S. Ship- ping Hoard. M. Kauffmann, The Washington H. Kauffmann, The Washington erney, the Trenton Times, Kleinschmidt, Washington; representative ‘Washington, song the company arose to pledge it. The chair then recognized President Harding to make a felicitous speech, which, true to the traditions of the club, is never reported Following was the menu MENU. Seatag Oysters Puree Westmoreland Queen Olives Salted Pecans Terrapin a la Maryland Supremo of Guinea Chicken with mithfield Ham New Florida Peas Bermuda Potatoes, Rissole Heart of Endive with Beets Cheese Sticks . Savarin of Vanilla Ice.Cream with Fresh Strawberries Fancy Cakes Coffee Celery Cigars Cigarettes The New Willard Washington, D. C. February 10, 1923 The guests were: The President of the United States The Vice President of the United States Mr. United States Supreme The Secretary of War. The Postmaster General. The Sceretary of Agriculture. etary of Commerce. aker of the House of Rep- T e ftalian ambassador. The Italian a S " ¥ranklin_ Adams, oounselor Pan American_Union. A miel B. Ahern, the Boston Globe. Ralph Arnold, Los Angeles, Calif. Lewis Rogers Atwood, Louisville, K ohn H Backes, chancellor of New Je[se¥ia A. Baer, Washington, D. C. Charles H. Baker, Washington, . C. Daay Stannard Baker, Amherst, Mass. Irving O. Ball, Washington, D. C. William Ballantyne, Washington, . C. P4 Clifford Bangs, Washington, D%, Barnes, Washington, D. C. William H. Barr, Buffalo. N. Y. Morgan H. Beach, Washington, D-paul Bellamy, the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Karl A. Bickel, United Press Asso- tions. O ward M. Biscoe, vice president Boston_and Albany railroad. Van Lear Black, the Baltimore Sun. E. F. Blaine, Seattle, Wash. ‘Walter C. Blakely, Philadelphia, Pa. George C. Booth, the Detroit News. Joseph A. Blondell, the Baltimore un. ¢ SUpdge Joseph L. Bodine, Newark, N.J. L. M. Boomer, New York city. Dr. W. Sinclair Bowen, Washing- ton, D. C. . Vlncenlh‘lfl- Brennan, representative Michigan. 2 ‘Washington, Frederic H. Brooke, ‘Edwin P. Brown, prestdent United >jerce Butler, associate justice ourt. D. C States Shoe Machinery Company. Walter Brownley, Washington, D.C. Dr. G. M. Brumbaugh, Washington, D. C = ‘Preston Burch, Washington, D. C. William_H. Burgess, El Paso, Tex. Dr. D. P. Bush, Washington, D. C. W. M. Cady, McNary, La. ‘Willlam M Calder, senator from York. N.AY D. Cl.l‘, Wn.sh.ln{lon. D. C James A. Campbell, Youngstown, fo. O‘i'mpl: Cz Cannon, representative !‘n;ltl,lml‘llfifom& 11, jr., Philadelphia. Col. John H. Carroll, Washington, D obert B. Choate, the Boston Herald. George B. Christian, jr., secretary to_the President. Howard Chanler Christy, New York oity. Giaude E. Cliton, Washington, D. C 3 Haink sl\d?’bcb'lg’w)lynr% k ait; Bainbridge Colby, New Yor] Edward F. Colladay, w.amn.{m D'Gcoirrn M. Cook, Chicagoy 1l Walter Leaman. Washington, D. C. Ralph W. Lee, Washington, D. C John A," Lejeune, major general, S. M. Charles P. Light, Washington, D, C. G. Gould Lincoln, The Washington | Star. Joseph C. Lincoln, Hackensack, “harles Linkins, Washington, D, C ward S, Little, New York city. Richard Henry Little, the Chicago Tribune. p Thomas P. Littlepage, Washington, 1 p/Andrew D. Loefler, Washington, Nicholas Longworth, representative trom Ohio. G. A. Lyon, The Washington Star. Joseph T. Mackey, New York city. Martin B. Madden, representative from Illinois, Lester Markel, the New York Trib- une. U. poses. York | i Post. Harold N. Marsh, Washington, D. C. Stephen Tyng Mather, director na- tional parks. Dr. Charles W, Maxson, Baltimore, M?Yo!fieph J. McAucliffe, St. Louls Globe Democrat. Clarence H. McCormick, New York city. Medill Tllinois. Malcolm McDowell, D. C. 2 Col. John McElroy, the National Tribune, Clifton H. McMillan, St. Louis, Mo, James G, McNary, El Paso, Tex. James P, Mewshaw, Washington, D. C. : 2 Charles Michelson, the New York World. Karl W. Miller, the Detroit News. Plerce Miller, the Associated Press. James J.- Montague, New York city. A. J, Montgomery, the New York World. B. J. Mullaney, Chicago, Tl Edward J, Murphy, Washington, D. Edwin Murphy, the Evening Sun, Baltimore. Richard J. Murphy, D. C. ‘Warren B. Nash, New York city. Harry S. New, senator from Indiana. Roy L. Neuhauser, ‘Washington, D. C. Cleveland Newton, representative from Missouri. e Dr. Horace D. Norton, Washington, € Newbold Noyes, Star. i Theodore P. Noyes, The Washington Star. Theodore W. Noyes, The Washington Star. Augustus K. Oliver, the Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegarph. Albert Ottinger, assistant attorney general. 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In Woodley Park —represent the ‘utmost in modern construction, combin- ing every facility for comfort and convenience with an en- vironment that is unsurpassed anywhere for residential pur- 1 The close proximity to Rock Creek Park, Wardman Hotel and many new projects under development gives an assur- ance of increasing values that will prove most profitable to those who invest now. Model exhibit home open daily from 9:30 until 5:30 at 2820 Connecticut Avenue, 1 Come out today and be our guest— inspect this beautifu! home through- out—and then consider the price with “less than rent” terms. ——%“Not a loss to a buyer since 1899”— Middaugh & Shannon Incorporated Woodward Bldg., 15th and H Sts. Main 6935 1 Mark Sullivan, Washington, D. C. W. J. Sullivan, New York city. Henry Suydam, the Brooklyn Eagle. Frank J. F. Thiel, assistant treas- urer of the United States. E. E. Thompson, Washington, D. C. Merle Thorpe, the Nation's Busi- ness. William Todd, Washington, D. C. 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Wright, the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Adam M. Wyant, from Pennsylvania. Richard Yates, " Mo , representative from JOHN C. MORGAN, VETERAN representative OF THE CIVIL WAR, DEAD | Served in Unoin Army as Captain of Artillery—Long a Resi- dent of Washington. John Caleb Morgan, veteran of the cival war and this city where he was employed in the Post Office Department, died at his home, 1360 Meridian street, north- west, following a long illness. Inte: ment was at Arlington Nationa cemetery last Thursday. _Mr. Morgan was born at Richfield, 34. He enlisted in y at Chillicothe, Ohio, 1862, and later commanded the First Ohio Heavy Artillery. When Gen. Sherman visited Gen. Barry a Knoxville, just previous to the fo; mer's famous march, C: was selected to command the companies which acted as escort. was as judge advocate and member of courts-martial boards. After leaving the Army 2t the close of th war, Capt Morgan began practice of law at Cleveland, Tenn. and in of the upper house of the Tennessee legislature. June 14, 1874, he re- ceived an appointment in the Post Office Department here, and served continuously until July, 1915. He is survived by his wife, Mrs. Emma Atwell Morgan, and three children, two of them are by a for- four official mer marrlage. They are Miss Adelia Inman Morgan and Hugh In Morgan, of Cleveland, Tenn.. and M Nina Morgan Klover. of this city. Capt. Morgan was a member of the Loyval Legion, Grand Arm the Potomac and Army of the berland. W. Ry. and El, and Cap. Tr. Co. long a resident of Morgan | Much of his time in the Army | the | 1872 was elected a member | W TO LOAN n JEWEL A BIG SAVING! Take advantage of New York State Rates of Interest. 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