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L3 - THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, MAY 22 1921—PART 4. hands and the tingling of an odd ex-|for the Rocks, and once they've gone |ledze—pleased amazement, as thev| it to you how I spend it afterward? citement in his mind. to earth there you never could find |knew him better. He was no match|I'm a free age ., : 5 ‘ . o . E : 2 gent. I can do as I like." | * k% % them—you'd be torn to pieces if you [for them, could be no possible match.| “That” said Bendemeer, with quict | ar ner 1ves eSSOHS 1]1 did. They accepted jovously. closed in| enmhasis, “is a lie HERE was a sound from the shore| Ha flicked the ash of his cheroot in |upon him from either side and started | Helding his quivering subject im- and the Svdney Duck hurried up g*l]""w? “1 !':mrm.-s you :;\ennll mu.ml ;n drn‘z h ,.l,lfl(.‘\yn\; preliminary to | paled on his glance. as it seemed, he o = f i help_You.” he continued. ~1_might, |trampling the lights out of him. cached a black, square bottle. He O Ct behind him to the cdge of the water. | Nu" 1 'won't. I'va seen a good many | Mr. Peabody did not pause to fight | Retl s ;:!.::h B s n u n 1 ] hm: hands clawed. his little eyes dis- |of your kind before_arift stuff thit jor to wrestle. He et them get @ good | Peabody and poured @ wencrous mess: tended. gets washed up on the beach. You £rip on him and then took th ex 33 v i A ne Rep e = = The Devil (or Demon) and the Deep Sea IO, ot it o took two steps | MOL WOrh it. “Rnd mow, 13 he obilked |peted wav Ty Kechine rixht ‘ns| s coversd ani Witk O arneel] © the editors 1 mutice in the hausted and says he will take the g e 1if you'd kindly get the hell out of my (and. pinioning their arms. merely | pointed out through the doorway | ; el ' ]$1200 rm. and you say. “Front” :gfi‘: ahfi-“(r?‘s:}x:rfl:\a\;-{ :u;stlsu:‘r:'ex( :;rml vard. Youre interfering with|walking them over the ecdge into| *I say vou lie, and I'll demonst ! magazines litely Where they's | though that is mo description of the jiarove ping. 2 arge | the view.” . space. ’ i sec Schooner out spondents sehools adver-| rm. and & bell hop comes up and By ]ohn Russell v u;z.\.-mm.- lf.';x(:nu-h‘}:nvr:;‘:;"n ‘f:nn'lhlz _Juniu; Peabody found himself gron- | For an instant the three scomed to| That's her boat on the be ! tising to learn you the hotel | ¥ou xive n the Ist. key you lay eagerness chased again by ing away through the sunlight on [hang suspended, faterfocies ares an hour: her captain’s | i e : ¥ < a then ; T dby S e merest flicker of foam, lifting his feet | Fututi beach R e s e S T you ean get a (e ot b ew Mens Y as gingerly us a cat. weld the air. Unde o steady. low [then toppled towar T e . 8 5 foiand et mmined o a he . i B ustrated by Samuel Cahan. | et Nave 1 moi asked Junius,|organ note of the sref e could h Sed s e BRI e R e e s s Working Hu maNgisly standing at mid-thigh where the surf|only the drag of his own step: despairing yell & e e et Vs tass oo andl] theyis jnfmation Sl es | creamed in between them. curious, unforgettable “sh-ring plunge drowned it and gave way (5. 1eft @ population of mayhe a dozen 1 for same and they will not | “I's the stuff! Chuck it over— bcot leather on coral. the cries of startled birds, hnifine | Kanakas to tend them—it's goins to learn you by mail but see that| T is likely that at some time in his the air in flung white o i ba worth money some day. Nukuva, | sut & PoERIGE E d5 Aentk Y Stiams v oiiths Jantun Peahody gireling about tho troubled syof that | they, call ity and it the wiee of (e | e e = - ) ke blue cham But | earth, the farthesi corner, and the Eanppuse it was introduced to those single when he came up again rtus | loneliest and the dri There's not | the high salarys is minded creatures, the ant and the o Inate larrikin loosed shrick afr a drop of unyihing on the place ex- ager. clork, valet, chamber bee. Doubtless he was instructed in 3 3 bling shrick and floundered miadly fo pt water, scant and brack at that detective and ‘ete. pi e ] £ hore. all lse forgotten in his domi- t a white man could live there. if : z e highly moral lessons they nant ferror. be were fit to live at all, and wanted il friends, I guess anybody t supposed to illustrate to the inquiring lems was made o to bhadly enoush. around a hotel would | mind of childhood. But it is certain grappled De 5 e Now Tl make vou an offer. I S eaies { 5k st e wouzht to us: ars | buy this lump WIr. Trom y6u, andil B & jemploy, jthan ialy of Movar) EruniEary = : 3 reaching for th : Fil by it f two wavs, AJE Hutiip e fokst N a8 i ban: ] ance—indeed, the contemplation o 4 ; better present I inter 1 vou =0 nds and readers that feels, such tenacious industry must have ; : learned. too. how much chance there at o as azent. | ¥ KOt a vocation for chamber | dz e B lh; time he 3 ‘ : \I*“"\‘ 'V\m);: title at Travers Island. and Tll keep you perpetunliy drunk j 20 """": ”, ll - h;"l ll € »‘:“:"fi‘ utter repugnance. By ime L6 5 Junius took him down by the fec::as lot You last.” born and no and 1 can te % o 4 2 : g : : o= ‘m in @ few was S they need was twenty-seven the only living| z nd held him down until ther s no | Junius sway n his fe N ) R pring and o . 8 N . Po o know if th the looks and thing that could be said to have serv- \ ; /. T s R sk ltatent to bein M e ed him as a model was the jellyfish. VR : 2 0 Shihicnen HaNantes who iy padlyl cipe. Moutre s | ey woild be swasteing their | Thus it was with Junius Peabody, % = get out’ of the wet. e was quite gridiron, Peabody, 16 it and | MORey on a correspondunts | v vok i ven- < ) willing to paddic after the Sydney 1 g may, say At thisian who awoke one morning of his twen \ - S Duck: . Meanwhile. Junius @irneieaq “What for2 You——3 WWhat forzvi| I madea study of thethiotes i ty-eighth year on the roaring coral A up an object in a fiber not that was| Bendemeor shruzged wile travelling around with the base. | beach at Fufuti, below Bendemeer's 2 HBATine neAt by and ewamion o Tl isceau H il bovs s T lured e time might place, to find that even the fiercest NRY 0, e S L R G B fway under the strains of a M 5 < endemeer was standi 0. Tve been wateh {away str heat of tropic suns seemed never b D ehind his little zine har when a Sort all my life, and what | Writer and I might to warm him, a symptom familiar : Z > : shadow sifted in through the daor | they're worth—drift on wehes, | indulize in some oth brandy kards. And his f way, and. looking up. he took a seraps, trash. jetsam. Regeneration. | a5e. enough to brandy drunkards. - . 2 ward step that © cost him hisieh? Rot and drivel! You cam't sa * k% E HOT SR DIETICIIVIES AR 3 e than you ot g stock of glas . The man Ren-| Yourself any mo /B friends, we will = with the manager job, as that | is the most exciteing and takes the | Luece comos hack to the desk kind last penny was gone.. . ¢ Under the shock of conviction Mr. y 8 7 e ) demecr od fo Stepping | it yourseif hy your own hoot : back from anyvthing, but the red and ' It suits me 1o prove it to Peabody sought to cast up the mental 5 2l ! e o vt e e iaal e Aripping ruin that confronted him | Wi y e Bl was bevond usage of any kind. Ju-( He lifted hi way from the | yiost practice. A party that wanis of sore and says the rm. has only he was and how he came to be there. B nius Peabody looked us if he had | Rlass. TPeal 5 dropped from | L 0 £ a b hould | got one bed and they's 2 Elk: leey The entries were badly blurred. but A heen run throush a mangle. His that eryptic waitini [ to be manager of a hotel should ERrontbed a ey's 2 Elks asieep he could trace himself down through > " dress was fragmentary. Most of the | brandy before hi the rod liquor. |ouzhit 1o begin practiceing for it L o Mg Port Said, Colombo. Singapore. He , i skin had been flaved from the more lladorous and. magdeniny Deatiody 1\\:‘. n the: a child and they’s no | remembered a stop at Sydney, a_ / prominent curves of L his anatomy. | 1iDS moved, and he wei them with the N - R vou will tell him you sketchy impression of the Shanghai 3 : His Toft arm. hung * mseless O Ha! tip of his tongue and zripped the bar | beticr pr than the old fashion T s b e we TR o race meeting and a_mad sort of trip f 3 fiky wled in and propped himself to With strainini whi = of 1 and on as gl R i e in @ private yacht full of Australian | / 5 keep from falling. and called fori “Youre wrong™ h nerson zood in this game You give him unother key and keep shu-:-son}ell:\mg—kmgs. perh\al;ls:'t‘:'e;\ ¥ l):‘é[l(nd_ |;| \\'niu.\ reely recogniz- | Iv('\" ‘lb nflul g ] \;l‘.!' l)\'-“"l eve x'(l\;lt:" him, why q(his up till you happen to light on,a mendous fellows, anyway. And the & 4 - e, deanody—is 1t demanded | just learned 3 e ligr ptel ma ; Manila, of course, and Macao. And f : = Bendemeer, incredulous. P God. e added, r i Most hotel rooms now da 4 Tm. that is pretty near vacant. That fter that the hectic session when he v ] a _“Will_you keep a customer wait-| Bendemeer took up th sign in them xS if the gucsts,is about all a clerk’s dutys except and a Norwegian schooner captain hit : asped Junius. “You needn't| ery well” he said. offhand, “Just |has got any complaints to make. 1010 keep their hair greased and tell the bank ut fan-tan. It was this same - E He laughed weakly “You ! @ moment, while I chuck this stuff in {make them to the manag These Aoy, itiey's no mail captain who had landed him finally at 't order me off now. Bendemeer. | the storcroom signs is a smart piee business be Y - the point of a boot on the strand g | He turned and tramped out through | cause for inst. suppose it the guest s d waiter gets his name from where now he sat. So much was still “As ho !the reat without a glance behind him | last day and he gets some k words head and wait mean- Quite clear and recent, within @ range S Junius lifted a fist and dropped the|—and he left Junius Peabody there|thing and wants fo complain fo theling that the bedy grows &b but the of days. 4 sopping net on the bar. “Ambergris | alone before the bar. manager, why if the manager is a head waits and the qualifications is Always through the maze of these —eleven pounds of it. My property.” He was gone perhaps five minu 1st. elass manazer. the guest will, ability to keep the shirt bosom from memoirs ran one consistent and tragic IP ON AIM—WALKING THEM OVER THE ndemeer inspected the hrownish | 4uit much as that, an ample sp. Lalf to keep the rm. maybe 3 or 4:popping out at a guest and a mas- Tuimp; and, as he nnderstood. hie thin |of time. W he came ba; vrs. before he can find him to com-, tery of the Fronch words for daintys INTO SPACE. 4 ike cure du mange and he is suppose |was no glass in sight. Tt had plain to. motive—a dwindling letter of credit the fag end of his considerable patri- lips pleated his e & 18 Slance faulel make the guests fecl at home some 1 | Jened.” “Oh. not he said “Was it thig ished. and the room reeked with th In order to he a clerk in a hot { 1 ' | i mony. It had expired pairlessly at 5 ! 1ast. the night before if he could trust |3 2 what- ydney's voice rose to a “ututi beach lay stark and aching (they robbed you e O ot distilation | Yoit have got to have hair 8 B N his head, for there had been a rlx)l;}e k4 ;g:: 1 as a frothing ripple caught his l\‘vhlxl;- nhr-l’m-.. hliml Jn.. two ”“:‘x‘u. Peabody nodded. lot” French. brands. He 160k h“’l" :.,l “m‘ ,.I,., 1{.\,,{. like _\,,;,l are deef | table “h,nl_ ”"{ ,m;,n is dlm).‘ " cale cl 5. ad long ce 10 ems mong o Bk Tr e . ) and dow d and 1a wd. harty comes All as a hotel vale o a e Sl t;ofia:-lhgel;in enind. the z . S i e i e nore e dhut [ he e b e | Yo ot It back from them—your-| fustomer up, & adfsdomn S e i Nesic ko ceuiater the clexic opilas i hon Shiadits el o 14 tar who had cashed it for him. And - .t he did not relinquish the lump whenja coup of Bendeemer's boys There's the stuff.” | “Weli. how did you like the fl S suppose 1o piay that he don’t Know jup and asks for his suit back you he recailed, too. a waif bit of their| o e 5 the other felt and paddied it fevers)| weral salvaging foddy) and forids So I soe. But T'm asking—did you| The face of Peabody !|they’s ansbody ithere, © This gAmE jiean | pick lout ions Esr i fhut thh conversation as he signed the ultimate Ly Dabbling. Tty Al |eahoard in-ap upsct In vesloriayd take it away from those” two cut-| like a death the S in | Inats from 20 to 40 minutes and the \pants and coal nearly matches A Bendemeer, and spelleed the name for C like. Oh, no. we fint struck it fuir | many dogrees less mportant (han @ | pusiness T now Fve come to tall /Cnaing Sanare on his 0 itk | e Wil pay any price for & rm.with | the' client will pay $9.00 or $2000 : rich this time, nor nothin'—oh, now! | lot of other rubbish around therc. He e s @ HTOPO! B 2 S SO S e ; ! 0 BITind where—where the devil is Fu- ... Mytey, I tell you—by Gaw’, I|might just as well. he might much ndemeer. - iln‘ml-fv:'hsn i o e e e e e o] 'f:'ncfn:.‘;a?::‘:fl'-';;fl ought to have ! futi?”’ he asked. $ tell you it's the real stuft }:fi:‘g;r.lxl.urpy"dnr<r|| in the sodden he - | till quite he o rien pras | Say when the sucker finely gels our | different guests is lible to get up ! But oughtn’t there be an odor—a i Qe rest of the jetsam HE tall. grim white man studied | fanity. such as one ahle man may Silention. Supose the muest hasigg she can manage to buest int “Three thousand miles from the mext pub,” said Bendemeer, with exces- perfume he did not. . . . And he did’go on. ! with another—untii Bendemeer sively dry significance.. Ot Set—not while 1t's fresh. That | For some obacure, irrational human | yahan Syl e 5 The phrase came back to him now. oot yetonot while 108 (ren, B | e di &5 on. Dethaps because |ing like a probe and equally cool, de-| e gians Ioing. In s, reat splanh of il could it be—'ey of the tiny coul in his breast. blown |tached and impersonal. He had the | lauid in a corner of the floor. Junius shook his head. red by Bendeemer's blasting conteml (i ¢ o surgeon who approaches a | Eoing to Nukaval™ cricd Junius Pea- JOME one sniffed beside him, and he Ere, I'll show you, you poor flat On the southern tip of Fufuti stands | . body. “And you sec—, see there S The e e & Aot Ik man | Tenbow head, the end of a rough lit- | clinical experiment. “I'm inclined to re’ some sor: e e him with a narrow regard, glint- turned to stare into a face that out 1} 0 $ : b roug ; i in a strong temper.*Where's a nail? jut of land known locally as the {think it may be,” he decided. “Yes— | beach that are worth something. might have been a distortion of his e e Al or a plece | Rocks. though there is neither rock |, SRR 1k { beach s aremertlsonething: jmmele Nl lonenne » Dor head, Tenbow 18 & wreck of shate (¢ SPorting risk: though I'm certain| 2!l and be damned to you. own yellow, haggard image. of wire—'ell, Tl show you z = e ehad un & wtrly of planking | Lered coral terraces, clad in the eager {€nough of the result, Peabody, mind | "Rindemeer's grip shot out as “Hello,” id—and then, by natu- aEod ndrn 1 the Hello.T hejaid_can ¥ from thatehed And wrenched a rusty | srowths ‘which profit by its trifiing [that. I believe that I might make a | against his volition, and after an i ral sequence: “Say, you don’t happen spike from it. With swift jerky ges-|lse and which alone do profit. FOriy, .t 4 pamile with myself, just to| Stant’s hesitation, Peabody took it 1o have a flask anywhere handy about e Mo Bathered a few dry chips and |the rest it remains the island jungle. Ao he ¢ i e You—what? e e S hinped 4 maten, and set |i scetfon apart and untouched, almost |see that I'm right. Come, now—w at | S e His neighbor scowled. aggrievedly. them alight. In this brief blaze he|impenetrable. do you want? 5 c 3 : 5 ) g ole x % . : ! never know, buf the inscrutable “Do.1 look like I 'ad a flask? B heated the aplke and then applied it | Junius Peabody began his explora-| (A thousand silver” said Junius. T of 'that semarkable man was a The belligerent whine was enougl e Pt mank smoothly, leav- |t of this cheerful region by falling | “I haven't so much about me. Sup-| faint wlow curiously unlike a loser's to renew the identity of the mangy ittle me ring around the his face in a gully and bruising !pose we say a standing credit for a ot mu; 'y.‘"'x'?i'& 'l’!l::r.:d “';'I;: E’y‘mfl‘; InE S aite et L i "ll_"?le J;"yufifi ’\"uu!l,\'. 1!;12 Y'Imml lh_'nufl_ah'l d ""k‘fl instes i i Jf”:{l\'?,nin( seems,” acknowledged Ben- = o e = ‘Ambergris?” he yelped. “Worth|Dno tra guide him up slope. unius stiffened against the bar. | aame “So it seems’—a i Duck, they called him—a descriptive = e ance nteney The footing crumbled; tempting beds| it amounts to Eihc: same lhin;:_;:: Htele ratbecioatly. - 2 gudtemiid title which served as well as any. in Fufuti. . . . And the "arf of of moss and fern slipped away at his [doesn’t it?" continued ~Dendeme S I's my notion I'm going to have S Miner he added, with a star(ling shift| ¢/atcl; twisting lianas caught his {“Why should you trouble about dol- ; the fantods” explained Junius. “I to the most brazen impudence. ankics and went him a-sprawl. He jlars—mere tokens? You can't get | RENDEMEER was still smiling that ncredulous. had to creen among jagged teeth that jaway from Fufuti. The Jane out B A aiithy mimseifl an hourtoniao need a bracer.” Y “My word, 1 could do with a nip unius regarded him dncredulons ol slicd his flimsy garments and his | (here, she's due to sail this morning -soft flesh. And when a loosened jon g round of my plantations Shes|later. when he had watched the Likely meself just now.” agreed Sydney. ‘In’t I been pallin’ along of you? It STwely hSetinos mote credit with) | ; a fair divys. Wy, damn vour soul D Ml genty oyer st s touch and thelonlylaliip Ceating f0r'a monthiat Janie 12y ner course for Nukaya with endemeer? he screamed in a sudden febrile blast X il - scarce-jleast. . . . DBy the time youd ke - 5 ly wondered whether any personal [drunk yourself to death I'd si’mp)y}”w Hew axent onfliossdinnd haigon eabody made an effort. > jasuag : . i Seems to me I was thrown out of of Siv o donTRin Souize B0In'| Sower had directed. It was all the | phve the monty hach apaine down into his storeroom to put the Bendemeer's last night. Is that Your half' repeated Junius.|%4Me T ! Peabody stared, and a streak of | Place to rights. There was clutter right?* - Huheenothing small about you, x| F°r & long time he lay looking at leaped into his cheek as if a | Of odds and ends of cargo that had “You was, and so was me and that {Huh—nothing small @bout o~ Chere|his pulped fingers and the driven | Uhiplash had been luid across it. heen spilled from an upset surfboat big Dutchman, Wilems—all thrown near when I found it. Didn't you|drops of blood from the quick of his; " he cried. shakily. | the day before. Most of it had been ] nails, sensing the exquisite pain al-| me that brandy—I'll pay for it, | salvaged by his Kanaka bovs aiong out.” ass up the swim? !i¢ he threw me out the credit must| —— P et “here the Sydney Duck made be_gone.” said Junius. his mistake. He acted by his lights, ‘This was simple logic and unan- which were narrow and direct, and |0 Wrig swerable. “Maybe y' got something he hit Junius Peabody suddenly in| “If I'm going to die anyway else he'll take for th' price,” suggest- the smiling face of him and knocked |Junius Peapody. “I'm going to die | “So you can pickle yourself properly | haps eleven pounds or so, which made ed Sydney. “Damn 'im—'e’s keenl recling backward. The next in-|doing this” Which was an extraor-| before burial the tally nearly good. enough to drive a tryde!” stant he was running for the nearest |dinary remarks on all accounts. . . Junius Peabody writhed. *What's | Copyright, I’ 1. Collier & most as a luxury, hugging it to him.! Here's the stuff. It's mine. I went | shore, but a certain broken tub con- But at length he stirred and began|after it and I got it. 1 earned it|laining tallow had lost part of its to wriggle forward again. { myself. and fairly!" contents. However, he was able now " said! “To what end? Bendemeer cut in. |10 restore large lump weighing per- “I did have some cuff links and palms with the prize tucked under| And so by dint of following som: things. said Peabody vaguely. I one arm. ; thing and still following with unlim- | f wonder what's become of them. ‘Junius sat on the sand and blinked, |l ited purpose over a limited terrain. | ithey overtook Pollard and he got in %I wonder.” echoed Sydney. As if and at firet he felt rather hurt. for |he ran it down in the end and came || CAPITAL SIDELIGHTS |/ o doder b e mads he introduction: . Pollard, this is some last nossible claim upon his re- he was not used to being treated 5o.[to the hiding place he sought zard had been dissipated, he let his at least not while he was sober. And| A rooted instinct of the potentially | e o L ol meller phas de a am Scnator Noi lips writhe in mockery. “Ah, and thereafter he grinned. for such was)criminal had moved the beachcombers 3 3 ', = e h ! 2] had n achcs B Y WILL P. NEDY. 1d not S Ste: n thats a‘pity too. You ot fo Jearn his way of turning aside a casual un-|of Fufuti long since to prepare their DY WALY B RENNEDY and not Semator Sterling” the senator now what it mean pleasantness. But finally eame thelsnug retreat in the heart of the Rocks, | VER hear of a library in three| {rofm Sebrasia copfcure e ash came Mr. r attering snd doin’ without drinks—'cept as throb of a strange new emotion, as g shel 5 5 -+ You kin cadge them off'n ‘alf-caste o T hn i iantan: a wmatts ot (o, ook DAY T shait screencd by, luall volumes? Quite a few New lomeback.” “Mr. Yod 15t have be Chinymen and such. You won't like I coal in his breast. T tor el b e a L s I BULRG members of Congress have | thinking of your ¢ it. you won’ Never before had Junius Peabody £ heifapphireswaters applied for it at the di ent | Your name when he ma; intro- Do you?" asked Junfus. K e g ot Miving angen|of the lasoon below for forecourt. | pplied fopaic at heidacument [ tans o HowL the & B ANEEr. ) Hither they repaired in the intervals | room, Me? I'm used to it. But. Lord, ) But never before had Junius Peabod 5 tucked away between the ro-| Toobtes (e Sreant ‘11 ay vou never | a2 muy be they think, you see. When | b Foduced to a naked Junius Pea: | OF, lesscr lawbreaking and free enter tunda and Statuary Hall in thej . Slan el ) g P till, the minute| Thirty-threcyearsago Speaker Gil- “WELL, MR. FOLEY, WHAT CAN 1 DO FOR YOU?” they're stony they mostly tyke a job | boql T60¢ and carry nothing-penni. | tainment, always secure of hearth and | cupitol. Stranger did a day's work in vour lite" |till they fina & chance to get aw'y shelter where the broad i “ »* inquired Junius Pea- v > ¢ S ad pandanus 2 A Az Did you? inay UL they, find & cnance o et awey | enn!” denperate, und now cheated ot | IMLCT | INGKE {00 BrodS, BAVNS iy asic tor it Jor Gravaon, the lett was a tennis ¢ body equably A p Eai anything at all. oD a0 A cd.iimbedians i coming to Congres npion. Before he won the cupjiwrote down his name which is H. M. | eve > are e v verybody's rm. wile ti - as tennis champion of the city of | Fields. You look at it and sa infl-y 4 i Saeat had brought the great treasure of the | presiding genius of that legislative arn!” retorted Sydney with a pe-| *", ke first time in his life, prob i culiarly unlovely sneer. “W'y. you life, prob- | poy into trousers, coat and shoes, and ) morning. storehouse, knows just what they ¥ S Wnow yet what you've come to, | 801y, Junius Peabody considered his|gcr off at a shambling trot, keeping| A_truly homelike scene was that| ? 0 PeY | Springfield, Mass., and held it for four | “Well, Mr. Foley, what can I do| A house detective's assets is bi o T Y ajmes. * feten ‘me. me | accomplishments with a view to! Tt SLAGin in might. on which Junius Peabody peered from | Want and hands out the three vol-} ' /h t5 il T e came to | R0t - IS " ambush above. . . umes: (1) the Book of Tstimates 3 Then the guest says he wants a| One of the most fascinateing jobs / mornin' drawft'—thats vour style. fatimating their alda 'in ithe oven dney dodged in among the tree: : Only there 'in't no Jaimes no more, - > found them oo stant for cover,| From the convenient branch of a|which is the budget for fedcral ex- and no drafts to be 'ad. Ho! . . .| “lonce won the fancy diving event|and swung up the shore. He turned.ftree the Svdney Duck had suspended = e ‘,’;‘, e You're only a beachcomber now. my- | &t Travers Island” he sald. “And 1|questing here and there, shouting as|by its middle a singlo stoul stick. e jpenditures: (2) FReceipts and B e Jousy beachcomber! And you | used to swim the four-forty in a trific ) jo“ran. From a hollow another fiz-lone end of the stick he had slung the | benditures, which needn’t expect me to do none of your| °%Lr, Lt nten | e started up to join him. a bearded. |stolen lump in a fiber net. At the |the moneys spent by Uncle Sam, and ‘beggin' for you, for I won't—no b “5""3”»«\ v-get rogue. whose abnormally [other he had attached a battered tin 4‘ ;ha Ismr._uw Mrmfam' L'nll--l{v fea: x> i long arms dangied like an ape’s out|can of the kind that the beneficent en-{ '@ ®¥ the bureau of foreign and Junius examined the features of Not o muny. said Junius 8lowly.{ o¢ hiis sheeveless shirt. Junius recog- [terprise of an American ofl company | domestic commerce, giving compar the Sydney Duck. the undue promi- orgot to add that I was also an|jized Willens, 1he third of their par- | had spread to®=ost of the dark parts|alive statistios for a tenovear pedold nence of nose and upper lip. the !In—l S:flem judge of French brands v, the night before. The two beach-|of the earth. On this balance of an |©OR Practically every activity on which the government gathers figures. Repre- and quit the courts. He is|{rm. with a bath something areund | around z tel. i erving his twenty-ninth consec- | $4.00. They you sa; | one dxv"h:l‘?ndlr;'a:h;emxf;n:::: :n( fl. X 2 Ve Sear in the House, broaking ali| | <1 havemt mo-rma with bath at|his plans 85 that the Enests womlt is an audit on ali that price.” never find out which day it's & i “You advertise them,” says the laundry. These is some of the principle hotel So vou say, “Well, they are all|jobs and what you got to look like toc#. but T can put you in one if you|and know to hold onto them and don’t nind doubleing up with a lep- | you don’t need to waste no roney ! oS parn 5o on no correspondents coarse tg ' Then the guest asks you what [them, but what is reall neim gularly sharp ridge of the whole front g0t to his fect and be combers ran on together. footini ’ Srnltive de v ¢ ! t} divest himuelt oF the spotted resme T 5 . ancient and primitive design he was | th¢ BOY en 4 S Laricar GE NG b face—whittled. as it might have been: | SIVest himuell of the wpoited remalns| prigkly past the long boat shedw and | ongaged in weighing his ill-gotten | JETAUVS, Richard Wayne Larkenof New, price rm. you have got and you say: | this country is some kind of a €300l the thin, pink ears and me Ju;""l It Citha YmE G 2 the high white veranda of Bende-|gains, squatting to the task. Jersey i8 the “elder brother” who “] can give you a nice rm. at $12.00 | where a person can learn to ®e a feetHitBt gave Minjsomothinms f the | Morning bath. Have you had yours| MGSI %, Place. . A iallon of water welghs a good |TUIINE the mew members, “wige' to but they's no bath in it but we will | inveterate hotel guest and not come feeble ferocity.of a rat. Under this iron_ thatch st0od the,ight pound” he declared. I figger | this threc-book onoy oo esmen. © Sec that you are clean before you |down with rabbies. ve the hotel.” . RING W. LARDNER. this time the guest is ex-| Great Neck, May 20. ! ful information for congressmen. Analnye i bttan) Lob L aeEmEtonToCHnE % There is a member of Congress c who admits new perception he saw the Sydney | Y] . T mun Bendemeer himself, cool andlg® Al Puck as a type. the ftting comrade| The Sydney Duck laughed. laugh-|{ipy i spotless ducks, planted there. _fi\:‘ luny‘!nr«n a arf. 2nd assoctate for such as he ter that was strangely unmirthful and |40 "G ing custom, to over. |49 the arf is one— * said Junius Peabody;)¥0 convulsive that Junius blinked atgee gnd command all his little capital, ¥ LR from a southern o b jextended above the roof of the houses C Rl a fiti ot . ithe center of a trading monopoly of |y~ ryy gz 7 e A < we ly a millio N I A S R R R R the lold ‘q’}‘flmj‘,;‘m:h,‘lflwg‘f:: ot a8 - l,‘,‘lmui i‘;":?nl?;B;"':‘""‘i':""m;“ :l':"‘h ‘._rh &..:.“J;Xilh D e About Chimneys. |and to leave the top of the chimney FJT leoked quit again upos At un | s “,:;,,3":3;:l‘uén'h‘“«‘.u offers room for; at once|looked quite domestic and almost rm-[vnr"nll::tlfihl"[nux)o“::n:l“”f‘i‘l!sH(: Sl FIHE word “chimney” is older than |UGONered. o oo o a1 plants are profitable dawning. To right and ' ufatrs Yfieithe best loved and the howt hated in-|iernal as he shufMled his broad feet|With cizar butty that ho picks up in Gt titas SRich weimow eall Ml tich 1o u mviet Beinhs Tor s Jeft stretched the flat. dim monotony ! wags A rte, was o uence. 1.|and towered over the little larrikin, | ¢ House lobbics. chimney and which many of our an- than one reason, but the principal of the beach, lined in misty surf and| “Well if 4 queer as all| o 1 o rkes and bitterness. For his| But the fists he carried in the pockets S cestors in the British Isles only a fewi::“"'? is (h'flballu“ SHimaey e stack Walking ranks next to golf as the centuries ago generally l'mm'“"fed,a'ri:g:t. R :u:;;m‘;fhls -:‘;‘“'M ;s : oY that why »w yourself e A nedged with slim palms like a tuft-| JUuy with | perfect Eood mature | ot torm Cof fair dealings wiih|of his dungarces bulged like cocoa- e e ohoiag) el sarica thelo some thousands of brown-gkinned nuts, and his hairy arms were looped | 1, walk enthusiasts in public life 5 : i arie Sloher, hatives and no dealings at all with|prown cables. A tough man for an| .o RS : Ay man of hix own color—except to|MTown SSPCE O EEE AT there is probably no one government o M8 ow ' Office where so complete a surrender recreation of public officials. Of all “chimley” and “chimbley,” and vari-|other things being equal, “the ves ous other ways. The Greeks had aloc ;{mof the “r.iu"dmfhur e:::n:o < a chimney varies as the sq word which they probably got from a|,¢ the height of the shaft above the nguage older than their own, which|grate” The reason for this draught rths. Down by Tenbow Head the! So Junius turncd away and walked first pearling luggers were putting!down the strand alone. "Outward the | oYy "\im %t strict business and then out under siiver clouds of sail. Sea|ground wwell broke and came rush-| (5"l him as much villainous liguor ‘Yaw,” he was saying. “But how | Pffice whers 57 €Of gL and Iand stirred ‘once more with the/ling with long-spaced unlulations. |,% e could at the highest possible|YoU know you got five quart and A fi.qe Commission, with on B. meant a furnace or an oven. That|Or upward current is that the air is e was “kaminos” The Latins, or|ihe shaft on being heated by the fira OTD e L in the grate rises, and as it rises ocold uxtomed affaire of buky men. but'and as he stood at the Verge, shrink- | price” As he leancd there indolently | halZ" kill of New Jersdy as the exception any fool could guess near|i, prove the rule. The four other the ing ir nakedness, the caxt flamed UYL doGrway he could v. L I ¥ through its kreat red 4tch- own land as far as he conld se ehough!” cried Sydney, with the su- |y ambers, former Senator John ¥ the early Romans, took that word and (gir and heavier air flows in at the mres & he world ither side, a1 small part of h perfluous violence that was his caste | Nygent, = Victor Murdock, Huston made it over, or at least respelled itybottom to take its place, and this on being heated rises also, in this way Ia § i cross to him wax | porc ST 0 ians and trading sta-|mark. “And you—v' big Dutchma : Garls vol 12 The wand, part of the comples fak- | fung @ shining peth. 1t seemed ant oo MglaEonr ihe R e it sou awiliod erougn! Hece ta)| miompaon anl John Gariand Bolock ric that once cuabled some fair ship!if he had only to sicp out along that! seiiore lay anchored b GV [vour time to judge? Besides, the | b el Y ork, and each one lives at to skim the waves. And here among | ht way of esc und for an | ‘Tane. flagship of a smart little navy | bally can 'olds ‘three galion—bound | {iast twe miles from the ofice. 1f e eolp "and the bodles of marine | inatant he had a VEATHINE T try. | Tin ke of oys was hustling cargo|to. There's one sure measure. . . .| et U0 TRES O G 08 enerally ¥ Y ] Rlocity Jatithe (atr e 3 animals he saw the looseved <! Never in his life had he followed a|,ut ‘of her in~ surfboats, and both! we got, anyw'y, eleven pounds | Wailc home ol ey Benera Y ing hearth, fifeplace or stove, and creases wit me dn the tem- of ' barrel limaly smrend and up-lsingle couree to 2 definite end and jiovs “ond houts” were | Ui Bandiest of this stufr. and 1 “appen to now | Walk home also but 1 IRy e | Now Serving His Twents-ninth Con- [“chemince” came into English in Nor- D e e D e . zers of some dead what could be better now tha SR aliisy O o fonrd it Ban ) cmeeis falr crasy scd 9 have to wride e 5 : X heated KEmt, with an_embis bottie moar b | Choose one at last, 1o follow. to 80| Wilers for B i Mo e | He'll pay big. W St Lo ave $5000; | down they make it .411';'(‘""-‘?.'"d."":"I ! sesallos iNear. man: times, jand hence our ‘Dresentito k very NIEH CSMPEESIRS {ho wo- as if fallen from that slack grin. And|on following—-and not to return. e e toitucs ihts heud to view theiChile, o anlit: = + . ‘Two: thoudand | Loeis DIcasuze In MK omSy B2 ecords: He i tians word “chimney.” With us it means|locity of the air current may be sixty 1re, ‘Tastly, he was aware of Junius, He looked down ai his hidy and:eutisfactory buik of his sheds and de- | silver dibs waticr ow late they may be. | records. He is 8 golf devotee and fre| |, \eriical structure acting as an Bt s wee A At Jeabody. aiso on the heach. washed!saw as a revelation the pitiful wast- | JOnGeniiel “solid, new-painted. The! Tt was a cue to friendly feeling | ot'weather walker. No matter how guently Dlaye Nl Dresldenyadin O O e smoke and gases from a|Fate of forty-one miles an hour. This Uy 'at the far edwe of the world like | i of his strength—how scriwny e ) ROMENCS S0 "WasPirim broad, | that Tusclous phrase. | The” two men | MEGWERIIT WAL, O matter how [t he haswt forgotten his tennis| cscape fo gas {is said to be an unusual velocity, and an3 tieeTusels Bif af deseiiec to )} mas 0f limb, how bloated about th!and comfortable “and in the store.|leamed ubon it as Sydney (|umpm1"“£:‘l’.“,:““‘:;V”;”;}",’,‘:f,‘}‘::d‘ e R h;‘:": n‘."“l'{;.."?pa?.f stove or furnace. thiat Sind A1 t:rgl:n-.ry stack of 100 jtoom underneath lay. thousands of|th nce and swung the fiber met. | that T spite of Lol ARG C8 ars the | that won the Davis cup when they| Houses were builtand dwelt in many o aily moses :::,;‘:’d“:l“.mmflg s “caminus”’ and by it they meant a 28 Ym0l Brench the | ¢Stablishing and maintaining the up- hearth or fireplace. In o rench the | w.rq current. Up to a certain point word appeared as ‘‘cheminee,” mean-|the velocity of the air curremt in- 7 Lpretty low. said Junius Peabody. | laprous white. And there camogupon i goiiie wortl of nesorte Aol thwvas also e cudiof s 4 ; e o tearta oot IR N L aualen: physical Toting | LnpTa wontl of s Bt ed T B M ronunt. Junivs ‘Posbedy on |most wisreputable gum overcont in|calledion bim atithe Capitol centuries before they had such an ac-| Fwelve feet & second, In some chem- degree of pleasure from the other's|of himacif, a final nense of disaster | R D wanith. stige. Ho arrived by the simple | the National Capital, and when he hus * ok ok % ey aa we calllch tmney A5 dwell-| SCa MRl mannliing wnris CHIGANS AES recognition o s lo an efeat. . v whe 5 process of slidi 7 on lo 8 e I o b = ) with a quite human impulse to re- | thought Junius Peabody. und stopped|chaps there—robbed “That's mine,\ he announced. {letter that isn't asking for somn-l(:'f an Interior fire was allowed 1o es- | DUIPORS OF, SEeaion ety di Verse the picture. “There’s casy pick-|and laughed aloud at the wish, Which|" Bendcemer glanced aside up the| The beachcombers stayed stricken thing, he gets an unusual surprise | S4D¢ tRIOUED ODCHINES i o | charging disagreeable and perhaps TR s L LI U oldiam foll iana fatilsias ain. ' 3t [atrand stter theidisantaasing. sufan s whichivan pasdonsbles sirelytiste [ John N Garland | Eollacd flone fof jthe Imagine. then. the feelings of Rep- s e 15 relatively mew in arch. | noxious gases. e et ats e elle: ugh'er her, e complai never OW € ess . sentative en . 'readway . that w'y, the niggers. Often you fall [ for it was the same he had just Heard | hny A I L e o fnes® heroi¢ figure @1 I new members of the Federal Trade agsachusetts when he rc ey (v |itecture. Many of the castles and| Industrlal chimneys or stacke ars in with weRdin' or x birthday|from the Sydney Duck, a sort of|staved considering from his lean.|Peabody. torn, bedraggled, and be- |Commission. has won the reputationletters offering him wonderful gift other buildings in Europe which were |nearly always round. but here and or somethin'; they're alwavs ‘avin' alhiccup. So he stopped tha‘. too, O eTAnh "S0T] cyos, out- |umeared. There was mothing musces |of being the “best story teller In offi.|One came from an old civil war vet: Constructed before the fifteenth cen-|there about the world one mees old Land they don't care whn comes— i strode fdrthright into the avash. . Skl 140} Gel tHeatoning) AlaRE R el b e 3 * O feran whom he recently met in tury have no chimneys. In some of|stacks that are square or octagonal thew ‘in't provd. Then vow ot no-! Something flunc against h Whal do ou care?” he said, idly. |took no pose. He offered no weapon, | clal life.” He is a prince of a "good | yoke ., and who sent h them 2 flue leads from the back and The round or circular form was hody aharryin' of you un and down!and fripned him. He wnrawled e Qend B s month anyhaw ™ (He came on at them lmping. with|fellow.” hails from Virginia and iz alof e ey im PIANS | bove the open fireplace through the |adopted because it was proved that & el st i vs gan-d toward him dizzily. 'quivering lip and empty hands. even | typical, high-strung sou he should it | wall to the outer air. It was some-|chimney of that form required less Fort—mv ward® And anee 3o whle ) th 2t not bali 1the bad heard (with onen hands. And vet the in- . strong i vatented and should keep p |\Where abaut the thirteenth centuryimaterial for a given height to insure ' e to he g onew ehum come the noxt v E ve stolen my eredible fact remained that he did nich i Lt might be derived from the ine|that in certain buildings the masons|its stability and offered least resist- with a hit of hrass some flat| wax curious enough to cateh it Broperty!” come on at them and continued to : stion, The other wis from a man | began to raa the flue to the top of the iunce to the pressure of the wind. iliin’ to stand the drinks.” It was a rough lump of some sub- come. commission. and Francis 5, North Adams, Mass. who offered ; building, but the chimneys of that|The octagonal form offers less re- suggested Junius, stance, a dirty grayish-brown in col-| > ENDEMEER shot a blue ring of| 'IUs mines rencated Junius. 11| economist, were drivinz to the office serv for iire” to Represents Hiod hud openings or outlets on the | sistance to wind than the square h. there's plenty like you.” nod-|or. the size of a boy's football. The B ke {nto the sunshine, “In that |™ine: and I'm golng to have it—ail™ lund hud picked up for George W.|tive Treadway in rcturn for getting |side, the top being roofed over. ItL|form, but olden builders found thgt deq the Sydney Duck. “It's the pear- touch of it was rather greasy. SIO%S BT Amazement held them motionless | Norris of Nebraska. They were talk- |his alicn brother-in-law admitted to|was about the fifteenth century that|the square form suffered less from 1in’ brings ‘em, though it ’in’t so soft| Junius stayed with the trove In his|case you've loat it. They're heading!for as long as it took him to cross the |ing of Senator Sterling, and when!this country. masons began to build chimneys that | cracking than oc chimneya \

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