The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 1, 1928, Page 4

» THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 192 convicts were burned to death in an Ohio prison plant. re - a ey Le br hy dgegephrigraghg Man ere Just Another Little Sheep Gone Wrong! man of the China Famine Relief organization in New c& : ee York, received advices from China saying that 200,000 Bis-| people had been massacred in a Moslem outbreak in Kansu province, China. And most of us, probably, Rever gave it a second thought. The butchery of 200,000 people is almost too fright- 20 ful to think about. But it doesn’t stir us very much. It Lager led far away—and the victims were wi we don’ = os tee iopeahicrnes fa : es ks Ringworm of the beard, or ban a = OUR MODERN DAFFODILS oe he a AS betsn of the commen inther” brush _ mail, in state, The English gentleman who is trying to exchange ate ~ mail, in state, Sne code messages with the mysterious long-eared lady on Dr. MeCoy will gladly ’ oa mail, outside of Ni Mars is entitled to our respectful sympathy. Probably personal oa ‘ea i be . oe most of us have already written him down as cracked— —! ant, “ndarowed te H = as, indeed, his own earth-bound spouse seems to have é { ae done; but there is no real need for us to be unduly Pi lh. ealimepane 5 = tikes the | ctitical. ; t = i i iedelon a, eae aeccuen esol After all, the borderline between pure genius and sell 4 ok Boards = to it oF nek otherwise credited in this pewspeper, a8d| ordinary lunacy is pretty hard to locate. We clamify : ax eee eae “e ace the local news of spontaneous re. roy shed! . man as a half-wit and find, to our surprise, that 5 7 y of Health now inajst on 8 E s All rights of republication of mat- fe selene 4 7 : sterilization of alt brushes and uten- on herein are also reserved. his particular brand of lunacy is quite sensible; he Z 4 sils used in barber shops. turns out to be an Orville Wright or a Guglielmo Mar- i = anh rf rage oe ig ag Foreign Representatives coni, and we replace “half-wit” with “genius.” 4 Ltr = G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY There are men in this world who cannot quite accept x j a ta ine ore <a bys small « = NEW YORK --- Fifth Ave. the univers the matter of fact, cut and dried affair &3 y of the is Sealy cured ty the| The fingernails are sometimes at- o 4 pee garcae that the majority considers it. They keep seeing vaguc use of a cl ing diet to clear up| tacked by ringworm parasites and = ‘ower Bldg. shadows moving behind the outer shapes of the mater- 4 MY the condition eatin Gat a eRe geen Mig or (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | ial world; they catch hints that the rest of us cannot ) : 4 , Serre nt sad momning with| beard and nails, it is much harder = Seaael cheer oma le or its surroundings as 7 ‘ A @ solution of silver nitrate, i or a Hier eee when aoe is = THE YEARNING FOR EDUCATION tunal 5 f a Z ; rn ‘mereurochrome. cours = Surprise was caused this fall by the rush to the col- | _In short, they believe in the possibility of miracles.| | é ae ae era ee rey nee [tm mamas Theme Seoeie Te = Jeges; at all of the large institutions there were more | They live in a world where anything can happen, where = spreads out in a circle, with a red, bs applicants for admission than could be seeommodated. | man merely needs to dream a thing 4o make a position. ; § Z scaly margin. akin toward ae treated carefull = Scarcely less surprising is the revelation made in ®] Some of them, of course, go off on woeful tangents. P center ‘A oth pn may have = recently taken census, of the number of persons who | They try to communicate with Mars or with the spirits 7 gives the Geene its a ry bj are taking college courses by correspondence. of such dead men as Julius Caesar and Frederick Bar- 3 “ 7 ee "7 Pd Thirteen universities report that they are giving in- barossa, They lose contact, we say, with the real pai with oh light hair are - = struction by mail to a total of more than 40,000 men |world; and we, who do not share their enthusiasm, ie Mven sneer Ne ee ra | oeta on tox etd orn bealthy bleed bind and women. These correspondent students are for the }chuckle and agree that the world is, indeed, full of | _ > YY ; form of the disease usually only oc-| usually quickly disay m be most part older than those who attend college, and they daffodils. >. curs to children under the age of] Unless the condition is b~ 3 ‘are drawn from all walks of @fe and from abroad as} But what is this “real world” we talk about? The ft vel oat eerie Set Lin i fed disease a = well as from every corner of the United States. The | world of houses and railroads and states and factories ‘and 4 e pe reappear in a her. = University of Chicago reports that it has enrolled in | and movie theaters? Such things do not last very Pt its correspondence department one student living above | long. They are little more than shadow shapes, cloth- decay of the Island Empire had set : the Arctic circle in Alaska and another in a remote | ing for s time ed eternal universe in @ manner that in for sure. ae : rt of China. disguises it. come and go, changing with the jin . & Prthe courses cover a wide range of subjects. Busi-|changing years. Back of them, unaffected by them, iy eat eles htc fleet ee Finda eee cen eee tq ness courses are most popular with the correspondence | remains something greater; something that never eee cauats eal caitasaiy Wi % mentioned as a possible choice for a bef pupils of the University of Wisconsin, At the Univer. | changes, that was the same in the streets of old Athens subside willis: Wise! foe n Rost in eee cabinet the other * sity of Kansas foreign languages are most in demand; | on the hills of Judea as it is today. ® a have been ‘ ing nice things | Ider. M over—Lady Astor hiss feaannat ‘at the University of Kentucky practical mining, at the| What is that? and a whisper, a vague ‘ Lesearetenh but sever tas’ meet at humor. 5 University of Oklahoma education, and at the univer-| mingling of all the hopes and prayers and ideals of the Minnesota press. i yin sities of Chicago, Indiana and Texas, English. the world since the eave man was struck dumb with In North and South Dakota each | 4Fnich’ reminded me, by the way,| main eeu ton entice nth totaled This yearning for education it is safe to assume, is|wOnder at the sunshine and the wind and the night.| Editor's Note: This is the |Figuring from a base of past per-|"rejudics mgninst the other's can-| tte tamer simple liaricheon with | dined at the same table in New York $ my recognition of the fact that learning makes | It is the only reality. sixth of a series of seven articles |formances, one is confronted with which Emil Jannings was welcomed] the other night. Maybe this : in cee ey va cues, The. correnpondance.svedeats.| Toibe.ta:tnueh with 1s 40 nee visloat cand to dream, outlining the political situation | the pusale of figuring just how many uo Lar ee eerie | to New York, « . . But had’ they! serious Beet te lnrlierliy ‘are taking courses of which they can make practical | Sometimes the visitons and dreams do not go quite| - uae pa Sted ih haan a beet Litt regard both states as more likely to! would all pave 7 i out Mo reel poate have asked for new for tise. If they are employed in factories or mines they | right; then we adopt a superior attitude and talk about oes win and bow many Democratic votes |£o,¢%%, Hoover, than Minnesota. In | Jannings. ... (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Ine.) a ‘want to know the science that is back of their jobs. If added wits. But sometimes the visionary dreamer gets By RODNEY DUTCHER he will lose. wictise sanieaaeon in ota And then, upon the next. te ited a °. 7. }, BnC.7, $ they work in offices they seek acquaintance with the| hold of something solid—and London talks to New (NEA Service Writer) Wisconsin. bas shown affection for | ras toon, nth (estanding, leaders. | little luncheon for |W. E. Wood: | @———— ‘ underlying principles of their business. These students | York through the air, or man develops wings for his Washington, a shee i oa cat boo Hoover is questioned by hardly any-| hook about General Grant, called { At the Movies ' 5 will be the self-made men and women of « few years | travels about the earth. electoral votes, Wisconsin 13, Minne- leclaration for Smith was | one, “Meet General Grant”... and we|@————_________-> it. Beware how glibly you poked fun at the London radio|%t# 12, Kansas 10, Nebraska 8, Ponencearaging, parcel tay re fell to talkine sbout great men and CAPITOL THEATRE. «2, | North Dakota 5 and South Dakota 5. |. ry i iseon- ow CADE "S| heroes in general... . And Wood-| “Home James,” Laura La Plante’s fan. No living man can tell you just where genius Hoover undoubtedly will carry Hin pereeeey te nego, Sue has | IN NEW YORK |] ward, who has studied and read| comedy success for Universal, is still leaves off and foolishness begins. Tove and Kansas. “Wizconsin is very |a Catholic population of about. 28 | © ee om auch matters, expressed the/ the current attraction at the Capitol | Seer aint likely to vote for Smith. Senator | per cent, considerably more than any! New York,“Nov. 1—One of the ees jie ot mend Gi ay Mee ae it is playing to en- THE TRAGEDY OF THE AGED George W. Norris of Nebraska has | other state in this group. On the| most amusing consequences of pro-| £reat by accident, - - . Had General thusiastic audiences. It is noteworthy A home for the aged is not, probably, an extremely |come out for Smith, and the result | other hand, she has been nominally | hibition has been the metamorphosis) saiq Woodward he would never have| fare nin being aS comely at staan pleasant place. Undoubtedly, its inmates are people in Minnesota, Nebraska and the Da-| Republican. Many of her La Fol-|of many of the most staid and con-| drink himself out of the and clever al. v on hig diteied (aul 1 aa ii kotas will be difficult to forecast. | lett voters of 1924 are sure to vote| servative brownstone fronts” into) resident of the d| Miss La ane who entered only as a last resort, when in danger'of) Farm relief, prohibition and re-|for Hoover. It is easy to see, how- ornate speakeasies. States. us, said he, a little trac-| her best role: sl al actual starvation. ligion have been made the most im-|ever, why the Democrats have such | ,, What once » was known as the ing would show most of the famous| store clerk ir this po depa: nt Yet a report from the Welfare Council of New York| portant issues in this great meal high hopes there. oh we ee eee ones to have: had ‘a little luck in| which has been called ad fenniest city reveals that in New York there are at least 6,000| tra! section. It is a nominally Re-| : looking mansions threatens to be re. | theit favor. . .. sereen presentation, It has even 000 | publican region, but it is most irreg- lebraska is the state most like- | looking mansions, threatens to be re-| “4nd over the week-end to a county| surpassed in success people, most of them over 80 years of age, awaiting | ularly Republican, for it has sent to|ly to be affected by the announce- | Named “the frappe Fifties.” lee in at AMT mallet Gee their chances for admission to one or another of the|the Senate La Follettes, Norrises,|ment of Senator Norris. Demo-| And, to add to the gaiety of the “th igi th padre par mcanee ree could not explain any other way was accounted for by ] ll t : a 4s ; 82 homes for the aged in that territory. The situation |Shipsteads, Fraziers, © Howells,|crats claim Smith has appealed to situation, men who once were but- taoeee conte [ge oan Me eae dae a called the rough a shortage of weight in her brains. A lers or waiters in the h f the 4 believe ¢ robably is proportionatély th 5 t oth Brookharts—in fact, by far the| most of her German voters all along. | °°} OF ts in the homes of the! was something infectiously merry| livel edy is bi 4 vanged set pay Soe icr totes dee ey ret fare cities. iss Lk iad zis ere rosie: poreon of the Senate’s pro- ahs: etl Synod has, declared setae eat chante toe oes omn.| about it that we miss in the me-} the layer aiteatiaee and Hei act- may be very complex reasons for this which the| What tremendous tragedy lies behind that statement! poe tae ec federation of Labor acer snith, ployers for the privilege of wining| ‘Topolis, what with the homework | ing of Miss La Plante. 7 ry p i ! : Hart ; . feed dining in their ex jonas displays and the garnerings of the| The picture is an adaptation of the scientist could reveal if he eared to; but « much short-| Think of the broken hopes, the despair, the loneliness dipieed five states called doubt tals mith’s Omaha farm relief speech i fall and the harness racés and the|stage play of the same name by er way out of the difficulty has been found by a|that { represents., Surely, welfare organizations, and tay aang foaled) 35 ‘eee foamed ast eee Nera Head waiters, who made their (irene rerlaeeudpie edited Gina soneees: Morton Biumen- woman phrenologist who rejects the complicated proof | society in general, have no greater duty than to see to| at one-time or another. Represent-| Governor McMullen have been cam- small fortunes from the fat tips that) tune and sugar floss machines, and| ing in mind the ability ct mae eeee A from now. Denied, probably, the opportunity to attend college and take the courses leading to a degree, they are making the most of such chances for obtaining an education as are available. This shows grit, and grit is one of the important factors that enter into success. BRAINS Time was when it was maintained that the reaeon ‘women were mentally inferior to men was because women’s brains weighed less than men’s. In this way we once acceunted for a good many of women’s alleged shortcomings. Whatever we did not understand and in favor of something much simpler. it that everything possible be done to avert or soften | atives of the farmers in these states |Paigning for Hoover, and the Norris| "ave gone about the liquor selling) the tivestork and the smell of ap-| for pantomime. She maintains that up to a certain age girls are | these tragedies. led the “farm revolt” before, and at jdelay in declaring "for Smith en- nian eee mare Son Tavevaleo| Pies and vegetables and the soil. 4 and the umnotoes feersree hie bee, sf brighter than because the girl’s head faste the Kansas City convention. courgaged organization leaders. moved pe hid Then al GILBERT SWAN. retained and added to for the screen. ‘3 ighter boys use the girl's head grows x Some of those leaders, notably} Smith’s anti-prohibition attitude | Move the yer Led on are Charles Delaney enacts the chief 4 than the boy’s. More particularly is it the breadth of non-office holders, have bolted from | and his religion are serious handi- | SMone, the most excusive of Man- supporting role opposite Miss La 4 the head that counts. We are told that girls are apt Hoover. - Now it is up to.the farm-|caps to him in those regions where| sorts, Their ediabers, Mes ‘on | Plante. He is one of the most prom- M * te'be round headed and boys long ended. This s0- ors heresies, Thee, bag bown| farm acathent mle, otberwie|sppsecimtad. ising layer “among "the a, { ealled expert consoles the boys, however, with the in- CHICAGO'S FISH FANS revolts” are notoriously’ ungeliable, | could deliver Nebraska to Smith and |, Wichout having, attended, '|ister of realapuey. weet | * formation that later on in life boys’ heads begin to (Time) as was proved in 1924, and the Re- | perhaps not even h Tee ite dies oaae Teidaaa TEN YEARS AGO Tncluded in the’ supporting rs widen. It was 9 aane old boat on which Mayor William Hale | publicans say they aren’t worrying| The great handicap in the farm| drinks are featured. There is no|. Andrew H. Burke, governor of y, are . Aileen Manning, feo at . Further investigation may find more convincing} (“3 Bill’) n and his cronies used to gather,| in 1928. They admit that Smith states from the Smith point of view | drinking or dancing, no after-theater| North Dakota from 1891 to 1893, Branding, George Pearce, ir ; proof for this contention than it has now. Or we may eat : aor 5 ee ao bow ta ae a arengtbened Binal on his esters ‘ that i jotdiners vests bers is no | rendezvousing. And the patronage) died in Roswell, N. M. Hpac Sidney Bracy. William i . Bee cago, how to boost jicago. ‘ish | invasion, but they are sure mocratic Mine “ ”» ne dit “3 ss have to do what we did in the case of the belief in the| Fans’ elub, because somebody caught's fish there once ditin’t. change anywhere near as |nesota, for Iestance. “rrhere, the na- fo Healiee ee pacane- iy i eosin , Mrs. H, H. i tional organizations has undertaken Teall seal ia aes pa te Peer eetaciaiond ate weight of the brain—discard it altogether. Until such | Recently, the boat sprang a leak and squatted down in} many votes as, he needed. dinner dance at her home. Music ELTINGE. to create an emergency machine,| Jottings from the week's notebook] for the dancing was furnished by| | Exotically * iF five feet of water. Also the club had $23,000 in debts : time ean Deer ciaeenre in 008 dg all the} Nich it was unable to meet, so it squatted down into| _ It may be significant to peint out | sending Senators Wheeler of Mon-|,.. That welcome party that Para-| O'Connor's orchestra. beauty. . «vit : 5 owners EO PeMennnet. defunetion. Last week the furnishings of the club|that the combined Davis-La Follette|tana and Wagner of New York to|mount-Lasky gave Chevglier, the — ing of the s For the proper development of the intellect it is|went under the hammer of Auctioneer Samuel L. Win- | Vote in 1924 was 25,000 more than| the scene. Parisian entertainer who has been| The Washburn schools were re-|Ping in its : more important to make good use of one’s brains, than icture of “Our Mayor in Action” brought | the Coolidge vote in Nebraska, 9,000| Senator Shipstead, Farmer-Labor- | brought over for the talkies, at the|opened following the influenza epi-| “Our y to rely for success on their weight or on the. size or an id for 10c, finally went for $2 to Charles| more forth Dakota, 210,000 in | ite, is expected to be reelected over | Ritz ... I am told $30,000 was spent | demic. shape of the head. H. Weber, Democratic member of the state legislature, | Wisconsin, 25,000 less in Minnesota,/@ Republican opponent, and the/on the blowout a not hard to 2 8 pe of el who also bought a stuffed fox. The auction netted a|a"d 1000 more in South Dakota,|Smith managers have sought to get| believe. ... All Broadway was there, TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO total of $1,800. p Mr. and Mrs. A. C, McGillivary, INTUITION STILL AHEAD left Bismarck to make their home While it may still be true that weeping will not save ANOTHER LINDBERGH GIRL at Dickinson. Mr. McGillivary’ was tes when considered from the ncral standpbint\ tears america 0 Ne aE TER TOPIC ne OUR BOARDING HOUSE ‘ By Ahern |] resister of the land oftice here. are great Hife-savers in the physical sense, according to{ been romanticall htened—will be vitally: inte +. Col. C. A. Lounsberry arrived here a London doctor, who claims to have discovered the tear] ested to learn of the ‘apparent "interest Col. Char t from Fargo to transact business. has marvelous power as a germ slayer. Lindbergh and Eppes Hawes display in each/ other. \\ “I HEAR NoU'RE RUNNING ToR N WELL, THAT WAS -Tact Friends: received word ‘from Mrs. N Womanish tears, so long derided by men, have now | Zhe famous conqueror of the Atlantic loses his vaunted \ Dastice ‘AGAIN! w WELL, IF You ww TLL TELL Yous M'DEAR,| | 5. M. Devine of Wahpeton that her \ fe been vindicated, and slong with them the intuitive az. i z OR FOR THE SAFEY 3 BROUGHT “THEM “To A COMPROMISE 2 BRIGHT, 1S EVER ganna tae RY PERSUADING Tem )_ ALERT YoR TH % Give A CHICKEN DINNER, Witt ie f Gemly of women 8 fase, Foor aes| ee caret WANT “0 Yo “THE ctTizess A Yous SNEER AT MY So~ "| |aieydenshter was reswering fiom | iis” daring tio from @ z ; —fRe'proper thing to ery on eertaln occasions, although | ‘Eppes hails from N FAVOR, You'D BE RUNNIAG our CALLED LAXCTY OF OFFICE’ iowiat jo 4 they were unable to give a reason for their tears, which | M88 Rever produced « INSTEAD! wee WHAT ™~ ur M-M~ EGAD,~I HAVE é just would begin to'flow at the most ted ti Ns OF Towns | AD! \ 4 The Capital City dancing clul Mis vite nivays teewa nttively qin tenre ware |e fade tt voneoreated Nemeion: Ts ike] NY WAVE ou EVER DONE THE LAST KEPT THINGS Gola So | _|the,{irs Party of the seeson at Bak &, * ly when tears were Her social tri. NS ey er- hall. ae * _meeded, and-so shed them, thus keeping able to endure New York, Newport, Washington, D. C., “Wo YEARS IN OFFICE? ~ NOTHING SMOOTHLY “THERE IS"No.| |” children, 4 trials at which strong men would quail. where she is reigning belle in dij Hometic circles and BUT SETTLE A Dispute BETWEEN \ NEED oF ANY DISPLAY q FORTY Y! 4 eo MG RS ETE ot Sea bahy is shown 19 be the than ‘paing Petang tothe ave but abe aves ike do. NEIGHBORS OVER-ME KEEPING OR ACTIVITY fee || cnet fearon, fer detnes A Ik the baby cy occasionally, as ie | that would fond her os Brosdway were she ewer to | . |\( GE CHICKENS, a AND YouR Side- MIND Mou THE Fines |. | fam ier, ae é But now we know it also serves Hee ster likewise attractive in a different MEST or SoLoMoA Has BEE A. EAGINE » wii SETTING! Governor and 4 way, is of serious calibre and goes in more for booklore. LAUGH EVER SINCE, ~~ You IDLE ALL “TRIM. AD 3 rs e = / Pe ee oe iy i i f :t FS a E: § f t E itt if i F i rr Hl