The evening world. Newspaper, December 28, 1922, Page 19

~-Mrs. J. B. ‘After school hours 1 help my father in his toy shop. We have a large bear] Law 8 on wheels displayed in ihe window. To: day we had four inquiri one man called it # pig, another a horse, a third a camel and a fourth an ele phant, although it is a perfect specimen Row. PART OF A PLAY Two seats next to mine were vacant fter the curtain had been raised to- Street. F'resently a couple came in, and or so and asked checks. ‘The man said he could not find them. tore at Sixth Avenue and to-day was aglow with color The crowd in ii was athrilled v citement at the display, ¥ 8 there wan a lull a woman ¢ entire! kK with et lied about her head er elevator, followed by tw her sons. One of the + saleswoman and init Many different sty! on her, but she discarded and her manner dition to this payment. Open to all readers. MANHATTAN, A GREAT DAY FOR TWINS, little daughter and I saw at Broadway and 86\h Street to-day @ pair of engaging twins dressed in green. They were interesting " and we were speaking of them when a moment later in the next block we saw another pair of twins gazing into a shop window, these also dressed in green. We had to laugh in the next block, for hero again we saw a third pair of twins dressed magnificently in gray krimmer coats and caps. The collector's fever possessed us then and we walked on looking for more twins. Sure enough, in the next block we saw twin girls dressed in navy blue with bobbing red pempoms. Pour pairs of twins in four blocke! But our day of seeing twins was not ended. We saw another pair at 72d Street, this time fn Alice blue! Welch, No. 158 West 76th Street. IT’S A BEAR! SETTLED OUT OF COURT. s about it, but! DER'S TROUBLES! Who perhops was afraid his hi ht in a theatre at Broadway and 97th y ¢ whole row to our left A meee cer a Ge AA 7 BAe eee een (tents r words were exchanged ae ee at te Oe enor ad fhally [22d & fight seemed imminent. The dis- Brees raistel whe 8 any ae pa’ | Pulants, of course, were warm—so the r eated and we cc again €O0-) window remained opel Bee eg ies sor it oh war ts pen. But half an The usher caine down in a minute the couple for their emed un d. He pening wind Everybody st 113th Stre 0 DOES IT. id the} pp her t one cho new people were seated, aid meanwhil way subway. One of the elrle we imilssed half of the first act—H. H.] opened her squirrel-skin coat, produced Bohm, No. > West 103d Strect a silver pencil fastened to a long black VANITY NOT HER WEAKYVESS, Tho millinery department of a nt of the collar a mu k was but half finish n pulled fn, and she had to leave Street REVEMBRANCE, I saw someth ck kerchiet rom the| erip and able to at f my c press opurteons | re \ chair! { jad no thought of a visit from any of quickly placed in front of a mirrer}them, Having finished reading a book, and the mother w ated and persuad-[y 8 thinking of what a dreary after- @ to let the kerehief be ‘irom her! noon 1 had before me when our maid pane: ne looked at b { with con-l came in with five letters from class- vera when a turban was placed upon| mates, I saw that they had remem- her smoothiy parted hair. "No, ed me and was cheered, My dreary Be: eeclstmed det bein} M1 afternoon was transformed by the kind the vision in the mirror with ayersio thoughts of ot Eust 1th Stre hats were tried 1. Ther she solved her own r ny he put F Pe ; * Bet ike Keychiet exain end Atay THE SALLIES AT CHRISTMAS to go, her faco shining with serenity TIME yo mad, bu hull remain imyself"—|terday noon I saw a well-dressed man Willa Hageriaan, Mon Avenue, Bay > to the Salvation Army lassie sUWide, Queens. stationed there and ask her to loan her . . THIS WAs NOT Woopry's ani On 87th Street between First and Re shouted: dies aah Ave 5 Teta a cee men, I will give twiee as of coal being a much as the amount of all contributions 1 boy ran behi wagon a put {nto this tambourine for this noble the fata of the drop board, 1 ‘ "The response was £0 instant ately coal began falling to the pave-] 4nd so generous that it seemed ae tf ment. The d r did not discove the people thought he mu: be a mill- Peet he had tray Melb wu onaire. Coins fairly poured int almost ut in the meanwhile scores of children] cvery passerby gave something.—O, had rushed inte the i with buck. | Gumaelius jr., Jamatea Park, Queens, ts and bags and we pickin » the enuneted iel to take home.—T. Spis j ©. ¥. REFUSES TO BE INTER. eat 92d Sireet. view reed T saw my friend, Civ ze, In City GONE FOREVER Hall Park and in fancy T could ‘see } Tn the win {8 tour shiver! coating of enow tore on Third Avenue near Sat Siveet bere body to-day 1 saw a cisn whiel Wish 1, “how are ing You a Malty ( nd al enjoying this blusty, musty day?” tloppy w Ye € Vent word from him- a dark, F tr Y was so he could Y Ups it he med to tt ehout From a him to flugy of the Woolworth save for 1 saw a basketball ¢ » become ievey Ci Burdette ! hulls.—Lawrence H, Kk at Vyse Place, Jumaico, Queer Ave, Brona, FAIR WEATHER IN THE SUBWAY, HILE waiting for an uptown train in the Oth Street and Le o'clock I saw a lady enter carrying an open umbrella, She walked up and down the platfrom with the umbrella held over her head, evidently waiting for a train. And it was not until she had attempted to enter a car that she realized that the umbrella was @pen.—Mrs. M. 8. Levoft, No. 1116 Hoe Avenue, Bronx WHERE THERE'S A WILL— SAW the driver of an old fashioned horse cab waiting for a fare | n front of the Hotel MeAlpia, He walked about in a small circle, smping his fect and swinging his arms to keep warm. Though he was buudled ta f hin sol cheeks und ears ana nose Bhowed the effect of the cold. His ears, porticularly, seemed to bether bim, and he rubbed them vigorously Forgot wy earmuffs,” he muttered. Then came a saving idea. He removed the blinders from his horse's bridle and strapped them over his head. They were wool padded and answered the purpose of earmuffs admirably,—Annette H. Free man,We. 665 Fifth Avenue, Room $17, Manhattan. en an we “~ ‘WO DOLLARS will be paid for each item printed on this page. Checks are IE CVENING WORLD liberal impor- mailed daily, The weekly special awards, announced on Saturdays, are in ad- agg ly te cash for FIRST sews 'ef really tant happenings—-FIRST news of BIG news. Call Beekman 4000. 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Not what somebody else saw, not what you heard, not something that happened What did YOU s. eit igh School Students To-Day?” page $100 ind college contributors MUST name their had to alight from the train and c: the trestle and walk some blocks to an- other train. The trip across t was hasardous, to say the lea: two email planks used for a footpath wore insuMicient for The heating system in the Columbia ool Was out of order for an hour to-day and the class in equity saw little equity in the fact that its members had to suffer in consequence. All save one of the classroom windows were of a bear.—Albert Millet, No. 151 Vark| closed, and through the open window a wintry blast made itself felt. A student r would be blown {rom his head, rose and closed the windows. Another student who cared not a whoop what happened to his hair arose and reopened it, inquiring of the other if he wanted every one to suf- last summe Contributors to the page should write of subjects with which they are familiar. Choose, preferably, things that happen in your ewn nelgh- WHERE the incident took place. Write your name in full, Write your ©. Box No. 185, City Hall Station, New York. borhood, Tell your ry, if possible, in not more than 125 words. Sta address carefully, Address your letter to ‘What Did You See To-Day?” Evening World, P. OUT OF TOWN. THE RIGHT STREET, BUT THE WRONG HOUSE. OR fifteen years we lived at No. 309 West 15th Street, but because of the sale of the property, were notified to vacate by Jan. I. We bought a small house in Arlington, our new neighbors, gave thé moving job to @ transfer man {n the vicinity. Coming to Arlington by train ourselves we gave the movers the key to the house, so that they would not lose any time should they When we reached the street in which our new home was located, the truck owner walked toward us, his face wreathed In “Everything's in,” he sald, as he turned and accompanted us. A moment later, to our consternation and his, tgo, we discovered that everything was “in,” but not in the right house. Although he had the key snd the address, he had put our two van loads of furniture in ashouse two doors from ours, the door of which happened to be unlocked. There were only two empty houses in a row of elght. picked the wrong one.—Mrs. Charles Johnston, No, 400% Forest Street, Arlington, N. J. SHE DROPPED SOMETHING! N Prospect Avenue between 1jlst and 162d Streets the other eve- ning I heard a boy shout: Hey, lady, you dropped something!” I looked around and saw a woman drawing an empty sled running breathlessly down the street. picked up and pressed to her breast a bundle. in a blanket.—Meyer Fischer, No, 1060 Forest Avenue, Bronx . J. and deciding to patronize dressed woman and her fluffy little dog | yesterda; gotting their exercise. Along came a] barn where she had left them tn the bie St. Bernard dog. Grabbing the rear of an old fiivver, When we looked poodle by the scruff of its neck. he ran acros the street and dropped him in a big, deep mud puddle. [ was too far] A hole in the bag and the excited Twenty yards further on she It was a baby wrapped hour later when they had cooled off and ' emed. like to les of our brains, Prof. Patter- Aanae i requested (hat the window be closed. he usher| ‘The compromiss- appeared to please naisted, declaring another couph: had| every one—Aaron Salaberg, “Non 6 sheeks for the same s ares ee 648 n the neighborhood now was mo! — xrogsed in this by-play than in the play So, THAT'S W fgelf, Prevently the man. fc shecks. The usher flushe it and declared the couple would have| Greek to vacate in favor of the later arrivals. | wa an Boetetei oadas 5 BERT iain checks wore tor the pre’ | (ete aie care atte te eae vious night. So we all had to get up again and remain elanding until the| train at the arrive first. ‘ often wondered who drew the pen- sht of} ef] mustaches on the faces of the young who advertise collars on sub- mere station to-day when I saw a six Year-old boy searching for a nickel he] fgured he had traveled more than elght had lost. He finally located it under} miles, and that meant climbing. and the third rail and was reaching for it} dodging and ducking about as only © when I grabbed him. ‘The 1 there. [ gave him anot tt and explained the danger of touching | the entire bushel upon condition that the rail--a danger that his parents} at least a peck be left In should have made WM. L, Shea, No. 4 ich artist in the act, Two girls were waiting for a 72d Street station of the “THE SAME TO You, or THEM!” My apartment bell rang this morn- ing, and when I opencd the door a salesman Nanded me a emall brusi h his company was yiving away an advertisement. dently rung the bell of the neigh- boring apartment at the same time, for an elderly lady, who lived im ét, inquired who was there door, lady, 1 have a surprise for you.’ “1 have @ sur- I'm not going to (Helen L. Rocho, No, 2088 Morris Avenue, Bronx, AND MANY YOU FROM GEORGIA?” On iGist Street, near Tinton Avenue, ul small boys play- seven-year-old A DOUBLE-BARRELLED STORY. The capital prize, which was awarded to me for my "What Did You See To tay?" story Inet week, arrived to-day nd I have placed it on my desk, wher: alternately I am emiling and frowning The article which won for m+ the $100 lost me iny Job. save me a black look and my fellow workers grinned at me when I reported ‘They had read the I was told, should have been reported to the office and not The Evening World, vited to get my time, and I had to ac- cept the Invi ation, at my check now, I_amile.—Harry to-day I saw seve coasting down the I saw a cla To-day as T was Hamilton Avenue hill, mate with brand new sled, which he was taking particular pains to avold scratching or marring he happened to have a new sled but a few days before Christmas, he had found his hidden present in the as his mother was not ome, had decided to give tt n tryout. Oldfield, No. Hasbrouck Heights, ribbon and started giving the young ‘tache. Her 4 when her Ho had evi- © Instantly my cousin stopped playing, looked up with a hor- screamed to hts “Hurry up, It's raining salt! We'll all 1 inquired how ariton Short, No, 183 West sith and he sald My foremar as hard as he could into the He knows his Bible, but he has nut New York weather. g to-day that warmed heart and which I never ehall for- cet. I have been laid up with the nd school lve uptown, and ries for you too. still to learn for work to-day. RICHMOND. WHAT KIND OF AN OMEN Is THIS? We were sitting in our kitchen a cup of tea about 7.20 Christmas eve- ning, when the spook came parlor mantel which has not been going for elghteen “FRECK LB! my chemistry class in Stuyvesant High School to-day we nt with sulphurle acid and gin ABSOLUTELY. eas enjoying a But as I look had an exp: morning when ment on the old custom of set- ting .p @ treo on the completed hou acid at a tin his zine did not added but a ttle hoticing that double-barreled story ridgepole of a APES RE which won §100 und lost 4 job for Afr a clock standing on th me more acid and quickly} from him to uddenly @ spray of sulphit- ne acld shot forth and struck me on the nd about the eve was not very near or I would have been y classmates ately dubbed me ‘‘Freckles’ this evening my mother wanted to know ff I had been in @ eerap.Jozeph Res- rs.—Helen Cleary, No. double purpose of affording a resting pla to bring good luck to the house, NO SMOKING. culled me into the Yons kers Building, Elevator Company stores Almost on my heels followed a dark- skinned stranger, who carried can and an order for some oil; he also carried # lighted cisaret Leaning against # barrel of inflammable oil, the man was pully ing his cigaretsin serene comfort, spiod by Mr. Charles ive minutes later tt struck were startled gation disclosed that no one had been near tt and it had not been toyched, Its hands pointed YE. Gallagher, No. 954 Bay Street, Rosebank, 6. 1. nid: “The world may] At Broadway and Mafden Lane yes- as tt running. house I passed had nailed a stic stick protruded over the roof’s edge and from it was suspended @ bottle —remptu, no doubt collection tambourine. She facing the erowds LAUNDRY MARK. On my shopping tour yesterday J fo to purchase @ little Madetra dolly which J had intended to send on its way this morning as a Chrtetmas gift. eave myself another trip to the stores, 1 deelded to give one of ‘ha daintiost from my own stock very beautiful little plece, washed refully and this morning I lroned The result was perfectly patisfac- folding it up in snowy tssue paper when in one corner I saw the incriminating mark, ‘““PVIX.” Down went my spirits, and on went my an one's closest friend might be excused for looking with trust upon a brand new Christmas ift which bore an old laundry mark. . 26 Homestead Avenue, Port Richmond, Staten Island, Mathilde Munse FOUND IN THE TEMPLE. when he wi My two-year-old daughter usually site beside me while I roll the baby to sleep, morning she was reptless and walked down the etairs to the eidewalk, t gave her permission te wal up and GYM WORK “Get out of here blow us all to kingdom come thoroughly frightened vieitor, sens- ing what was wro lighted eigaret into his coat peck: The coat caught fire Brown was almost but when he reeov- ered he threw a lot of words after that dumbbell! that I have been un- able to find tn We to get from Avenue car, I saw printed in letters four feet high on the side of a building. "Be | {ny protuberance tn closing, end being fore laying in coal, see" naming the dealer. ture of # man lying on a heap of coal I telephoned a neighbor, but) The man ran. There is 4 temple where my mother-in-law nt in merely out inte the street on our street goes every Saturday. street clothes, hand-over-hand leparting stu hier gitting near the door AV. WELL eso Teaw my dau d verti out fo SOARING WEY On the 1.57 train Unis afternoon from » Btation to Jumaica T and her girl of six whe evidently ANGE STONY OF e've all heard of babi N OLD SALT. four and sen sig who never bh came to my hard separating ther he big depart what wonderful bring her, winding u statement that careful not to ge our chimney.” word had com he buret out with long do you ‘spect ‘Thus was don finitude of difference four and grown-w No, 113 Jefferson Avenue Mineola, La 1. old Santa woul: with the thrilling to be drefful hing he desired never had uf Harbor, Staten Is! Up to that time not ¢ ecemed to er friends, —Elsa $65 Kast 178th Street, Aw, hush up! to stand tha onstrated the in between child WHO's WHO IN RFCHMOND POLI- At the Democratic euchre last night at the Stapleton Club's rooms | saw, among fe. quite a number Among them were Presi- eat Lynch, Judge Harr: Wedemeyer, < Works John O'R sioner Thomas Ni Murgrove and As BUT THEY GOT AcCKoss, 1,000 or more pe spans Park Avenue at Tremont I saw | APPARENTLY, FIRST COASTIN THY shASON, While focusing my camera to-day 01 & pretty winter ecene in Roger William: Park, T saw the marks left by @ child's sled down the the walk and past an c on the extrem: through the bushes the smooth surface of the lak» run so they could across before ACCIDENT OF approaching Park Comm ey, Assemblyman bridge ts bad luck, But the bridge managed to escape falling by grasp! SUIPS THAT PASS edge of the openini: to the late, angelves together and r aed 7 on the Staten Istand another dash, in reached the bridge.~ msahip Ortzal prows steaming in As though glad to m m the Narrows. et an old friend, of dirk colored ice were leaves, twigt stirred up from shore nearby was u row! THE MEAT BUYERS’ STRIKE, aw a large crowd in front of a butch a Uny tug to 194 Richmond 1 CAN YOU CUT GRASS Now? of the street. an optimist for you.—-Mrs, N, B. Mundy 964 Poat Avenue, and had his wife George Burger, No. ‘We Weld Everything but roken Heart."-W. E. Cahoens, No, 18 Astor Place, Manhattan. weljing meat.—Mra 617 Hast lélst Street, Bron, QUEENS, HAPPY AsTonra: AND IT COST NOTHING, On @ Steinway car this morning This morning while on my wer & 1 saw @ young woman sopreeoh the | business, I saw one of nam conductor, assure herself he was go- | Veterans collecting rubbish and empty ing to make the return trip through |itng paper begs. As it wae to Bteimway, then hand him a bunch of | rain he took a large paper bag keys end oa dollar bill, She re- | wagon, made slits for his heed queated him to leave the keys with | arms, pulled {t on, and his raincoat her sister at No. 478 and fell the |complete.—-M. R. Cartwright, No. 8! sister the keys had been taken by | 80th Street, Woodhaven, Queens mistake, There was a short wrangl 8 to whether a tip were needed for NOT SO BAD, AFTER ALL. @ courtesy, Dut the point is that the I had occasion to-day to visit the conductor agreed to execute the | Town Clerk's office in Manhasset ang commission. Talk about servic there | saw a young couple come in to Come over to Astoria. and we procuré a marriage license. The show you some.—Sylvia Glucksman, | was little, rotund and obviously No. $19 Stetnway Avenue, Astoria, |and his countena beamed. Laughter Queens, fairly bubbled from his throat 4g outs answered the clerk's questions. CROSSING FLUSHING BRIDGE, young woman, on the contrary, Monday's afternoon papers had ac: | like & lamb being led to the slaughtor. counts of a Port Washington train being | She was terrified and so nervous thas atalied more than an hour at Flushing | 8h Bridge, due to # drawbridge. 1 could not reepond to he of the uiestions and her flance had to anawer OF oO ween. [for her. She blushed when the clerks re. end here are sume of the results [Asked If she could write, and. replied. at I saw: The 600 or more passengers | “Oh, yor, but I couldn't to-day.” He reassured her, however, and finally she signed her name. The couple, ea- trestic | Compan by « Justice of the Peace, ‘ting [disappeared into another room, and ® little later, looking through a window, I saw them going down the path. She was considerably shorter than her huae band, but be had his arms about her waist vith # protecting alr, and she crowd, 60 many Including some elderly in the face ot a howling wind off the bay. A slimpse | ici a tot happler.—Mrs. P. H. Denne fof the swift tide, ap seen through the fles, wae gnough to test the stoutest | (er No. 423 Amity Street, Flushing, nerve. But perhaps the Lagan oat fring df ers {ng what they were to encounter In the re ro rcede’ in Manhattan, thought] S48 WAS BIGHT, ABSOLUTELY. but little of such dangers.—Frank Dunn, No. 181 Cherry Street, Flushing, Queens. [on Hillside Avenue, Queans, offered Queens. ‘The woman who runs @ nearby faxmt this morning to sell me @ bushel of walnuts which her boys had brough? Sho took me out to the A DIRTY TRICK, ‘On Main Street yesterday 1 saw a well for them there were but a handful left. way to hear what the poodle's mistross| chatter of a squirrel on an overhead gaid. when sho discovered he had] beam disclosed the culprit. We changed In color from. white to brow found James Mount, Cammerer Avenue, East] the barn, close under the roof.’ In the Rockaway, Queens. nest and all along the end roof beans ~|he had w nest far up tn the corner of — we found the missing* walnuts. That Look OUT, BOY! squirrel must have been ineredibly T was waiting for a car at the 1 8 the whole bushel had been ferred in less than 15 hours, We el is still] squirrel can do. Perhaps tt was @ place of] weakness on my part, but I pald tar ie squirrels to him.—Mrs, Jeache as a reward for his industry.~- (ith Street, | Mra, Elizabeth A. Brown, No. 0 Pleasant Strect, Queens Village, Queens: BROOKLYN. THE MISSING PASSENGER. UST as I entered a loft building on Washington Street to-day I saw the freight elevator settle at the first foor. The operator looked startled. He looked up, exclaimed; “Great Scott!” and quickly reversed his lever, whereupon the car shot upward, Presently he came down again, and on the floor of the lift lay a young man uncon- sclous, This elevator is Only a platform—no sides, no top, The operator told me later that he had taken the young man aboard at the fifth foor He had fainted as the car started and had fallen against the wall, from which protruded an iron bar. His coat was caught on this piece of tron and as the elevator descended the young man had hung there on the fifth floor unseen until the operator looked up when he reached the ground and missed his passenger, The young man seemed no worse for his experience,—Louis Stroening, No. 162 Grahem Avenue, Brooklyn. emere, Que AN ADVERTISEMENT THAT BUT WHEN THE DOOR CLOSED-—< GRATES, 1 was on a crowded laninaten Avene iding th ing 01 ‘Tompkins | subway train to-day when a fat mar Leila epee er. poy tare ty managed to squeeze all of himself tn ta save his stomach, The doer struck of the automatle kind (the door, not was @ pic: | the stomach) sprang open again. Twice Ab: thi a Aner SHR SAY this was repeated, when the guard bel- lowed, “Hold your breath!" And bee Which was wrong, the artist {n {ustrat-| hota! when the fat man blew out hie Ing “laying with “lying,” or the ad-| breath the joor closed, — Abraham nent writer tn laying out the lay No, 56¢ Christopher Avenue Robin, hut the advertisement ?. No. 1267 Lincoln Place, Brooklyn. 1" - DRAT THAT TEACHER! CONEY ISLAND IN WINTER, 1 saw the freshmen and sophomores ‘ew people realize what Coney Island|of Trinity High Schoo! combined in @ looks like during the winter. Da battle against the juniors juat before the bright lights of Luna and St c metho first time T ever eave chase. Gone are the banners, bunting two lower classes united against aw end ornaments which adorned the var ¢ The juniors were stae ous resorts, Closed are the ride#.| tioned at ‘‘e head of the stalrs leading chutes and merry-go-rounds, and]to the drinking roam and were detere silenced for another yer are the rau-| mined to keep the schoo! dry, But the cow erlew of the hot venders. ‘Coney| wets” were just achieving victory ts Island is as quiet as a churchyard. No] rushing them when a teacher appeared longer do sey crowds throng brilliantly] and stopped it.—Edward Kelly, No, 64 Muminated streets, Thore are no| Bradford Street, Brooklyn, suckers” to play games of chance Coney ts but @ storehouse of memortes—| HER STOCKINGS WERUN'T MATIHR until neat summe ‘at Finkelstein, We were out for recreation Frid No. 3817 W. 37uh Street, Coney island. and while walking about ten block aaa along Fourth Avenue, we all noticed a wicer, that our «ym teacher had on one greem woolen stocking and ome of black ettk, Finatly she noticed our gigsiing and the amused looks of passero-by and wae hor ifled when we explained to her the sc, She sald she had been called te KATE DOUGL On Friday I had tho pleasure of see Ing Kate Douglas Wiggin, the author “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.” 8h addressed the Maxwell Training Scho. for \Teachers, which [ attend, and my ¥stimation she ts one of the mos eh ning women I have & met.-—-Huth | the telephone while dressing to go out Newnit No. 22)" Stockton, Street, | and had forgotten to change both stocke Brooklyn in Miriam Offin, No, 1456 58th Strmety Brooklyn WHEN THE “LAW” STEPS IN. oo Yesterday afternoon 1 saw a collector | GOOD MEN CAN"T BE KEPT DOWN, for a dairy products concern present a| Last night I attended @ dinner end statement for $72.15 to a grocer, who| entertainment given by the East Flate declared that every item on the bill was | Ush Community Club, at Public Sched! an overcharge and that he would not| No. 181, to some of our war heroes whe pay tt, ‘I'l get a court summons and] oF il In hospitals. JT saw about you'll have to pay the court expenses ip] thirty-five satlors there, many of wher addition to the bill," the collector | bad artifictal legs and walked w threatened as he left, About ten canes After a delightful show ulee later he & inter Ueto wae dane and i wee to the grocer 4 4 surpris ne boy It looked like a s canes Of course, tt mast , Unable to read Kral quickly or-| have hurt them, but they enjeyed dered bis daughter to write out a check | vevertheless, executing all the latesd for the 72.18. Later I discovered that | steps. As they were leaving each the “summons” was 1 y 4 clroular en two packages—one for advertisement of a firm.—Paul {and one for his buddy.—Mre, Whites Palkotf, No. South Efghth Street, head, No. 3018 Clarendon Reed, Brows iid vn, EES ae ns Roewae = Fore Ci