The evening world. Newspaper, November 16, 1922, Page 32

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1922 ee | The Evening World Comics JOE’S CAR jf ow mat AEH 0 »__ Joe, the “Expert”! | REMEMBER SSE, Tar FELLA may WE'D GET “TWENTY MILES A GALLON ? WELL . WE'VE ONLY BEEN GETTING |” EIGHTEEN, So 1 Just CUT DOWN “THE CARBURETOR — WE WANTA "WELL. You've Fixep rt —! TWINK “THis wilt 88 The Most ECONOMICAL CAR we — SHE ISN'T GETTING ‘ENOUGH GAS “fo RUN / Homesick HIS EVIL SPIRIT. SAVE ALL WE CAN Ever OwNed. t pot im, ‘ OSES was before the Court for ‘hey've made me quit my little} \/[teaune « turkey, “tthe Tuaxe : == ~ tanch, kindly asked’ him: “Moses, You'Re nae - They've got me into town. why did you steal 4 seed 4 i No more I’m wearin’ chaps an’ Se) a turkey?” ; THE ENGIN spurs, . “I don't know, ' foes hi nh." _)T've sold the roan an’ brown. nat ts Tive thirned my back on that old| | om ® Moses, range, . But | All strewn with shinin’ bones. 2 (nie gl |‘ Mhey’ve got me with a necktie ie oh” aid, on, honeh."’ t ‘A-walkin’ cobblestones. enjoy stolen turkey?"’ i. Na more I'm ridin’ pitchin’) ‘stoves in numitity bowed his head, ; brones, ‘The Judge continued: ‘‘Remember Pos “ NPR the commandment, ‘Thou shalt not pat Vm ridin’ subway cars. steal." Don't you py. Moses, you bese Not out beneath the stars. evil spirit to your lett? ell mo, = owlin’ could you “offend your good spi: ~ | They've stilled the h of the “Yo’ makes it clear, yo’ honeh. wolf, see now do real cause, fo’ I 1s to There’s ‘‘future” here, they handed."—Judge. . part Ey ‘ HIS HONOR DIDN'T LIKE IT. - FEW years ago « case came ee MUSTA Gone ““ AUSTRALIA say, - 4 bbe so; but I'll just bet HAT “LL WAS ONLY { " i ONE OF “TH | | =I disappear some day. foro a recently, elevated Judge seiarlegne CHILDREN bo he in which tho accused was in vee Hew! ede extremely poor health. In fact, the | |) ) OBSERVATIONS. defending lawyer saw fit to call the _ But why should Princeton worry | attention of the jury to the condition of the prisoner. ‘Voming here io criiivize. “And, gonliouein Of is gury,"* hs z _ Pair of gloves may bring an Irv-| went on, “as J stand at this bar to- tngton burglar to justice. day in behalf of a prisoner ‘whose @ often got people in bad, it + [health is such that at any moment he » Anna Gordon, W. ©. T.°V. Presi-|may, bo called before a greater Judge @ent, says tho world won't be bone | t! aif tho Judge of this edurt, I ie . boot- DP, Tap, rap, went the gavel, ‘ae ne ee: ries lawyer stopped and looked question- 3 ingly at the man on the bench. | | _ Westchester woman willed $1 to] “Tne ge: an,’ said the Court \ “my worthless husband.” Possibly | with dignity, “will please confine him- . z 45 . : self to the case before the ji and ‘ i ar oh oe sont sho ated. , jot permit himeeit to indutge tn in-| LITTLE MARY MIXUP |, Trade Mark Reg. U. 8: Pat. Ott The Kid’s an Amazon! Fhe woe it irc rea 2 | vidious: comparisons." —Judge. : - | Potts, After the ceremony the iphabet ¢prang back into place. ; Sark aEye . You Bie Ros AoNT 7 (IZLE EE OG fod it D Ho, maey-You CANT aig WANT LITTLE MARY To Gi) Go SHE PLAYS NCLE AUGUSTUS, the sago ot ] : es , Foor red Z U 1 Ceetph tag pl {PLAY Foor Rast WITH You ste. THeY RE BIG PLAY Bake wi Yy RECIPE FOR BOILED LOON. by, , ~Now- g Tao “ROVEH Pe 1 conversation with one” of the “Hose po Agro mog } shee Bos ans oe, iy _ | Yeu-How- Do You ( : ape N i _ _ Highway Rhymes. “Bows - S ; UST A LITTLE GIRL - Tey ¢ mS oe 0) , Tikew! nN ui Q m GIT OF 4 GIRL LiKe You | ing the good - { coal, ~- y = + | Ewaten the rich in care go by, Pucking & mY eR Le The young ‘And feel mere apple-sauce am I. hunter wanted to cepa) know something _ ICE-CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE. + Anna refused the séat in the, ‘street car offered her by the fat ‘<gtan. "a" “No, thank you!" she said sweetly. “Mother taught me to \) De @ lady.” \ i Ock McGiggin, the conductor, ee “No,” replied the young man, “I never did. Are they good to eat?" “Yes, they're good ter eat, If you know how to cook ‘em. You see, you put the loon in a kettle of boiling water and set it on the stove. Then you drops @ flatiron in it, and when tho flatiron is done, th’ loon is ready ter eat.”"—Judge. could not understand her atti- ~ tude. He ed and waved Three women to the seat. Anna Boticed the three sitting down — ‘and knew it was a ruse by the HIS WEAK POINTS. onductor to get revenge on her, [¢¢ ¥onephew, Lucas Purt, is a - . “Conductor — McGiggin,” she handy man who can do a bald sternly, “T shall report you: little of everything but make a-good living," admitted old Unele Fogy. “He can play ‘most eny sort of musical instrument well enough to tbe in active demand at home talent entertainments, but not well enough to get paid for it. He ean work various puzzles and drive children crazy with admiration, but he can't interest the bankers in any of his problems. He can fix @ con- trary clock with ease, but he can't eoncoct an excuse that will cause anybody to lend him money. He will do @ thank-ye job cheerfully and well, ®ut when there is cash to pay out it goes to a grouchy professional. “Bo he proceeds, making things easy fer other people, but getting very Uttle out of it for himself, b'cux, while he 1s capable ‘and ac- complished, he hasn't learned to bunch his hits. Looking over him, 1 am, inclined to believe that the mat- ! UTTHE, REALLY (M SURPRISED? (WELL HE SAID NOU | | STHATS RigHT! STAND THERE AND LET C_ Teuow War HALE Wis Se. LIN TEDDY | YOUGHT "To) | LOOKED LAKE A FREAK! | ) Him INSULT MES TED NieHoLS IF OU) DoAT Bi Buy! ALL MEN ARE ®BRUTES | u suv! PUNCH HIS FACE (LL NevER SPEAK ‘wanted it for a friend. After ‘She conductor bit the plug Anna Noticed the tecth marks and at once recognized McGiggin as 4 Jones, the rich Pittsburgh (highwayman. But she said preferring to act later. © ‘The fat man, of course, had ~ his fare, but he had money Turning to Anne he said; Is I love you!” : i Here it was again, Anna ie _Jerked the bellord, but the mo- ,forman merely looked back and bowed. He was the silliest mo- ' Peftorman in town. *y, Anna pulled her automatic. “It all seemed so absurd. ATINKA [BOT Hie CessitT— Every) IF You COULD ONty\ { GOLLY, THAT-UlouLD He's AN EXPERT AT MIXING DRINKS) ter with Lucas is that while he has! BE A GREAT IDEA! aa {To Be Continued.) the key to success, he can't find the FIX (7 SOS T CAN | si Tey To, TALK OMe. OF ANS iT aty fice Aly ABCUT NP Dsting. (IDEA! THINK You CAN PACK SEM keyhole.""—Kansas City “tap GET A SOB IN THis HY Boss INTo IT! BUTLER ! WHY DON'T o \m@ A FURNACE, {SA BEAR AT pee? sTHIS THA House -We CouLD } You GWE FERDIE A CHANCE £ SERVING, CAN PRESS CLOTHES Tu Give YouR. THINGS Ary ie BE TOGETHER ALL nae — , “Centre aisle,” said an usher at FATA PRINGE. ae Hitt A TRIAL! IN THE MORNING ! ; @he Winter Garden to a man cus- tomer last night. They caught him ; a6 ho was starting down the ‘used by the chorus girls, fhe boy attended Postscript No. " read our wife in The Evening Tast night, Hope she doesn't ' H G. WELLS, congratulated on THE TIME his magnificent head of hair, R sald at @ luncheon in New York i . o) : \} “It is embar- rassing to be bald, especially Fp. . when you gd to the hair dresser's to get your hair cut. Perhaps you've heard of lovey, — — (a if “> ¥/ | "He's gone for the day,” we said ' Poe man over the telephone yester- the very, very ‘ ; | i 7 i : bald man who fe - " ” who took his seat diffidently in @ barber's chair, ™ ‘Shave, sir?’ said the barber. ” ‘No—er—halr cut.’ “The barber with a loud laugh pat- ted the bald man’s nude scalp with both his hands. “You don't want a hair cut, sir, he said, ‘What you want is a shine.’ ot horseshoe from the ears down JAZZ AS IT 1S SPOKEN. slammod me on de belfry, he’ | FOLLOWING DOCTOR'S ORDERS.| “One cigar a day!'’ reiterated the] ‘Yes, everything except the one . vou! yn, debility; | doctor inexorably. cigar,”’ 5 ‘rotund the back of the neck 6s OU say this man ‘beaned’}| ‘Will some one ¢ interpret for] 66 wRYode bie elas spends aiix <weake- latar ‘the Betient. ree |\ @he'doctdc exilled "his unfortunate fellow on another| "# ‘May I keep my collar on?" tho Y teed Gaesinuc’ MOHD «ue AP Ware caened to tow, “The tobucco habit,my dear six’*~ occasto: r. Wells went on, ‘* oor devil asked, as the hair dresser rf t . \ a bio ask: Pe RP Bia ” A ied qhother hair dresser, Liter: s out his clippers ‘ “Yes, Your Honor,” will, Your Honor,’’ said an|jong walks in the open alr © alco- How do you f asked the doc iis! agit Buy ja the D hadn't @ hair on his head, He just} ‘Ha! ha! ha! You can keep your} ‘‘What do you mean by that?” obliging witness. *'He means the ac-| lol in any form, and’’ patient bah lendid!}. Wie 'as'e, wadloi? Me sm fe eA ye fos aM at had one of those bands sbout an inch| hat on if you like,’ said the hair| ‘He hit me on de koko, Your] cused bounced a rock on his ivory| sighed. ‘And one cigar a day. and you Mked it all?” —Boston Fost. . that run in @ kind' dressen,'*—Los Angeles Times, Honor;, he tried to crack me nut, |Gome.""-—-Birmingham Age-Herald, “Oh, doctor—not that,’ nd yi