The evening world. Newspaper, November 14, 1922, Page 28

Start the Day with a Laugh | TUESDAY, NOVEMBER .14, 1922 { ® Good ell rt Is Tol! Evening *Laugh®: | By Bide Dudley | JOE’S CAR ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off ‘ 4 62 C'MON DOVE — WE ULL TAvELoUR -~ FIRST RIDE TOGETHER IN OUR NEW CAR AN LLLET You DRive! \F 1 WERE You, BEE ~— L. WOULDN'T STEP ON 'ER SO SUDDEN — y'KNow A NEw CAR'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER “THING — (T's, A GOOD PLAN “To BRAKE WITH “TH' MOTOR WHEN say! 1 THOUGHT You SAID YOU'D LET J _— A CAR ts NEW --- — Son Xo ne Word wih D NG@HT, AND ILL nid w priya vines St.” acks by Will Rogers | Sia) in HANDLED Easy FoR A BIT!| | “———, ME prive "!! To My Sweetheart ! [EY YORK'S prize Sense of CAUGHT ON “7 HERE UST because you love me N Humor was displayed last week WELL ~ You'RE : deat, 4 by the Humane Society. At the Ny NoT MB! i aderful cowbo hibitte Is no reason | should brag ed ta rel e ty ve @or they told me up in to animal At le You were out a man to bag have been @ it seems, have been your vic tim, And | hear the people sa) sige aes ae i i] PMabel’s got ‘im, Mabel’s tricked But I will be giad when he runs byt : yee ta to kiss in the pictures But I love you, anyway Same ‘They don't know his exact majority There are precincts in the edie rooklyn that on account of the B T. haven't been heard from yet Pho’ your legs are bowed, |'m happy, of And | do not mind that face, . op Ol 9s, f I'm aware your brain is sappy ‘Tammany went almost solid for him toot et And your ears are out of place Me OL exception of the yearly kn wad But | do not care, my beauty, Your pug nose appeals to me. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY lt RR WOT THA —x—K~ THERE tT SLIPS People thoyght I was a bum speec! Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off j ‘ maker. But I elected Ogden Mills So be joyous, awful cutie— the only Republican elected. While My own sweet monstrosity! Harding and his whole cabinet only proved a handicap to Freylinghi: «en in New Jersey. NEVER MIND- DAWGONE — \F You KEEP “HHS OBSERVATIONS. ae aatnn Hae Gani OUT OF MY HANDS \F = CAN roe ue I CAN See No — See where Mr. Harding has calle HOLD OF IT? : The better the show, the better its) | oe ee ty meet this month. ‘That's “ou, feictely len AT HAMMER show. to give a jot of them a last chance A CHAMPIO uR n't “No,” said Bebe Daniels, “I am not| to sec Washington OWIN I am through with politics now till my friend Henry Ford comes out for President, Then I am out to elect “Gentlemen, if ed 1 wiil strengthen the front axle on ‘em | to marry Jack Dempsey.” not” | As a rule, when the cost of living goes down it does so merely to get a running start up. Listen, girls! There's a Jack-the- Kisser loose in Bergen County, N. J Well, why people get all worked up Why not run over? It isn’t far which side is elected. What | Joe Beckett is coming to New York nee does it make? I don't be | to fight Tom Gibbons. Presume he'll any person could honestly judge which side is the worst. If there ever issue instructions as to where the ‘ : i Was app body is to be sent Note by a Paducah, Ky. paper there's an Irvin 8. Cobb cigar made down there. Isn't [rv taking a chance it's politics | Good Stories of the Day A FAST RETREATER. y ») ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off on his popularity with (he bome COLORED private while at the MARY MIXUI trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. 0 TosBu? ON front had the misfortune to be rs m= - - \ ear the landing pot of an a \iihew MARY LISTER non ema era ce Se weer, Im crap / Ive MADE CLEAR THe NEED oF AN EDUCATION on. Tr Qaer THAT! | Im Just TIRED | | HEARIN’ You Highway Rhymes. DT with along on Seventh Ave And lots of fun Lulways have; T sce the flap as daylight breaks I want “ro BXPLAIN W You srtovLd Co TS sctHool Lpon't want To MAKE enemy bomb J immediately ed for the rear After somo time! | Ive “CHANCED MY MIND ~ I Guess Tir Go T scHoot A PLACE 1M THE WORLD, Your Bt OE SO knew where he was, tov replied: * where is 1? “You are at Yen. Pershing’s headquarters, goodness, am I dat far Uy he ws stopper | You Go AGAINST YouR An MDUCATION Is AIKe A YZ | TALK &bouT i] Rtinec eMC Gmel of trols and ene. | le WiLt- I WANT Te PowT SHIP WiTHour 4-RUDDSe — Y a 1 | ay shakes J i OuT THE NEED OF AN EDUCATION - so You ‘LL WANT To Go %S SecHoor. ‘Yeu Mus? BE EDUCATED KHOWLEDGE Is “PoweR- Jo BE INTeuIGeENT You must STODY AND LEARN. Tran YouR MIND AND FIT YeuRSELF FoR “he “PROBLEMS OF LIFE ~ ICE-CREAM ARTHUR’S LOVE. | Anna decided to give up her work in the Elite Cafe. She was not a good arm waitress, and be- sides she was encountering so many mishaps. Where she would “Mab back ?’'—Judge. go the poor girl did not know, but she felt that Fate would look after her, As she stepped through the door, a forlorn picture, she encountered a young man. “Hello, Anna! Come back in the restaurant with me and have something to eat.” He was Arthur Wow, and thus did he ask her to eat on him. Anna was greatly perturbed. She did not want Arthur to know we will take dinner with you some ~THING AWFUL. 1S she had been waiting in the cafe. | other time.""—Exchange HAPPENING tf “1 have eaten.” a “Well, come in, anyway. 1 ARTFUL EXPLANATION, have much to tell you.” HE milliner looked at the sign “No.” jh she had ordered and observed it “Anna, T love you.” Anna stepped back and drew her automatic. Had she the nerve to shoot? 1 don't know. asking me for? (To be continued.) What are you NUTT’S DOPE. . Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, always on the lookout for sensational stories for this column, is in Jersey on a still hunt. “Dear Dud,” he writes, “I and the wife are over here in Bergen County looking for that Jack-the- Kisser who is making love to the girls. I've got the wife along as bait and will send her out nights i ‘ a _ WAIT "TILL YoU GET » MUSTN'T DO ANY KIND ‘ ON A COURSE IN to see if the poor fellow won't try yh, well, you can nail up the] | WITH A BOTTLE OF HOOKH A AN MY MISSUS AN Mi ANY! to kise her. If he does, she says | sign,” she interrupted. — Boston OW His HIP! — WHATS} CALLED THe DOCTOR! — | oF HEAD WoRK! oe HAIR DRESSING / she will grab him and holler for | ‘Transcript ALL THE ee or boos Si sist help—but you know women. Trova.e ? Most of them admire a good HIS ONLY INTEREST. - : kisser, 20 1 may not be able to + eatoh this man. If | do, however, Vit interview him. I'll say to him ‘Well, my friend, | see you are a disciple of kissology. Explain, please.’ After | get through with him the wife will come in and sing ‘A Kiss | Got in Kankakee,’ a ballad she wrote several years ago. If # crowd gathers, she may put in a plug for your candidacy for the Presidency by singing ‘Bend Dudley to the Chair’ as an encore. The wife's got an ambi- tion to go on the opera stage, but 1 tell her she better stick to the flapjacks. Just heard a woman in @ barber shop here acouse the manioure girl of tickling her hus- pahd’s hands while fixing hie fin- gers. Much excitement, but could learn nothing.—Joff.” ACCEPTING THE TREAT. HE owner of a shop in a certain [ Ohio town has the active assis tance of his wife in the conduct of the establishment. One day a tray ciling salesman, after getting a gen erous order from the man, asked him and his wife to go across to the hotel and dine with him The storekeeper reflected a moment and then replied; “My wife and I had a late luncheon to-day and are not hungry; but if you will give me $1.75 ran: “Mrss, J she called the sign painter's at- tention to the er. ror he calmly re- plied adam, you have had two husbands. You were a ‘Mrs,’ when you lost the ) first Do you think a woman can go on marry- ing and not lengthen her title? ‘Mrs.’ means a married woman or a widow. ‘Mrss.’ means a woman who has been married twice und is young enough to marry again; and only yes- terday a rich old purty told me that if he had any idea you were heart- free he'd come here and" Blank.” When HE big car was speeding toward 1 railroad crossing when a fast moving freight train moved into Immedi- itely the — two men in the front eat began an ar- kument as to whether or not uld beat t get ex cried the “T tell you ) easily make “And I tell you y' can't!’ shouted the other man. “The train will beat us by minutes." The driver kept increasing the speed of the car while the argument continued. Finally, the man in the (54 1 = Cope. amt (N.Y, Eve Werkd) By Don'T BOWER ME - I'M SORER THAN THAT FELLER WHO SLIPPED GOLF DEFINED, T'Ve BEEN GETTING HEADAGHES LATELY, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE SEND A BUNCH OF MEN TO THE ‘SEA ~MENS INN“~—~ SOME. THAT'S NOTHIN’ To BE SoRE ABOUT— BAMEN'S ONM HE SAW 1 WAS SUFFERING FRoM A MENTAL DISORDER THAT OUGHTN'T To AFFecT You ~AN’ L JusT SPENT FIFTY DOLLARS CERTAIN TEST. “Don't get excited, Bill," soothed] SLOW AT TAKING DICTATION. “Writing my sermon fornext Bu he thought would be most ap- i ba fishermen were angling in a]the other. ‘*Mebbe it was a moyle HE minister was busily at work |/day, Mary.” rear seat, who, up to this time, had remained quiet, frantically clutching W eminent public man who de- the sides of the car, could stand it no A votes a part of his time to golf longer on the links of a country club “Well,"’ he shouted, “I don't give] near Washington was once asked to AND NOW PERMIT US tist, the eminent man made reply in To suggest that, for a while, it would save labor if the news- Propriute under the circumstances: river, when one suddenly |ctor makin’ pictures,"” in his study, preparing his ser-| “How do you know what to say dropped his rod mon for the following Sun she asked next “Golf is an ineffectual attempt to “But, my stars! How kin we tell?’ put an elusive ball into an obscure] ‘‘Say!"' he ejaculated. “Did you see] ‘*Well,"’ counseled the judicious one, | His daughter, tired of being unno ‘God tells me,’’ patiently. ¢ Papers would keep the head, |, continental who wins this race, but| explain the game. hole with imperfect implements.''—|that feller fall off that cliff over|‘if he drowns, he ain’t,”’—Epworth|ticed, finally questioned, “What are/ ‘‘But, father, why do you seratc I hope it ain't no tel'’—Judge, Bince the questioner was # scien-| Philadelphia Ledger, 4 there into the river?’ League. Be a a you doing now, father?’ out so much?''—Los Angeles Tim: _ “Hunter Shoots - standing.