The evening world. Newspaper, November 14, 1922, Page 23

THE EVENING! WORLD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14 WO DOLLARS will be paid for each item printed on this page. Checks are mailed daily. The weekly special awards, announced on Saturdays, are in ad- dition to this payment. Open to all readers. gerne: Ey HE EVENING WORLD pays liberally in cash for FIRST news of really impor- tant happenings—FIRST news of BIG news. Call Beekman 4000. Ask for the CITY EDITOR of The Evening World. Every reader a reporter. MANHATTAN. , BROOKLYN. fe Ast A STUDENT at the Collegeof Physicians ana surgeons, ca- | | A PAGE OF BRIGHT, UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS REPORTED FOR OU MAY HAYB SERN the rogers 01 to sore 6 Madd ] umbia University. To-day, in the children’s ward at Bellevue Hos- READERS OF ‘THE EVENING WORLD BY READERS Y Parkway and Nostrand Avenue, Brooklyn, which was visited pital, I saw a very naughty little girl, age eight, who fought and by fire recently. For many hours afterwards some of the stock @ cried when one of the doctors tried to examine her. She rejected OF THE EVENING WORLD was piled high on the sidewalk. When I passed the place, Saturday every friendly overture. Finally the professor, tall, gray-haired and afternoon, about a dozen boys were digging in the ruins. Some or stern (his students think), approached the bed in his daily round of them dug up scorched tubes of toothpaste, widely advertised pills, the ward. * * * Immediately the child began to scream and kick. New Program of A wards and Special Prizes and so forth. * * © The fun began when one prospector struck a * * * The professor did not say so much as one word to her. In- DODGE TOURING CAR FOR THE BEST STORY OF THE WEEK. $100 in Cash rich vein of cosmetics. In a few minutes the place looked like the stead, reach a ik a badly battered k ie doll f rj Ps ry 4 . dressing room of a movie studio. I saw three Charlie Chay Li id the Aline cite pillow, TOMNaly hs plasea ub prereset a $990 - for the Second in Merit. $50 for the Third. $25 for the Fourth. TEN stories adjudged two Dougias Musketeers prancing around Pree en net preter rire dollie’s chest. He gave the doll a thorough physical examination. Next in Merit, $5 Each. Competition open to all readers. small investment, “more fun than a circus.”—Hattle L. Glass, No. * * © The shrieks and cries of Miss Eight subsided. She smiled. Specia 1 A war ds For Hi igh Sc hoo 1 Stu di ents 1586 East Ninth Street, Brooklyn. , She chuckled, in pure delight, and when the doctor Was through with a Re . - P - the dolly the young lady was ready to submit to examination. © * * will be divided weekly among high school pupils contributing’ to the “What Did You See To- ee ed eee eiee tta GAt rans MIT Rate a LITT $1 00 Day?” page. For the best letter of each weck sent in by a high school student, $50; second ward he had to examine all the doll “babies” in the place, as well as e best, $25; five next in merit, $5 éach. Special Awards For University and College Students $1 00 will be divided weekly among university and college students contributing to the page. For the best letter of the week, $50; second best letter, $25; five letters next in merit, 45 each. School and college contributors MUST name their schools. Wait for the worth while incident. Do not try to write every day. their proud mothers.—T. P. Allen, No. 437 West 50th Street, Manhattan, rin mind the question: “‘WHAT DID YOU SEE TO-DAY?" Not what somebody else saw, not what you heard and not someting that happened THE DUCK!~OR THE PERCOLA- ‘THE HANGING OF THE sIGV. last summer. What did YOU to-day? h TOR? I was watching the hanging of a large Contributors to the page should write of subpects with which they are familiar. Choo ably, things that happen in your own neigh- T saw a boy two and a half years | sign on the block-iong building of the : borhood. Tell your story, if possible, in not more than 125 words. State WHERE the incident took place. Write your name in full. Write old in the United Premium station | Republic Bag Co., Greenpoint Avenue, your address carefully. Kaireas your letter to ‘What Did You eee To-Day?"” ‘Evening World, P. O. Box No. 185, City Hall Station, New York. at Broadway and Ga Avenue, | A funeral cortege was halted by the with his mother, who had saved a | opening of the drawbridge a little fur- Jong time to get a percolator. While BRONX OUT OF TOWN. RICHMOND. she waited her turn the laddie fell im |trer UP and one of the mourners, a _| love with a dbright-colored mechani- | little girl, stepped from a carriage near ‘A GAY CAVALIER. ALL THE WAY FROM ST. LouIs. FATHER TAKS A VIEW OF] cal duck. He wanted her to buy 4 |™e and joined the crowd watching the ASLEEP, BUT ON THE JO QUITE EXCUSABLE. ‘At the foot of Canal Street there ts a WAile waiting on the uptown plat- shaft from pies Ve, Sapeat Whack s4 form of the Penn Station eubicay for vehioular tunnels are ing sta . 'o the layman there te nothing 80 interest-| © friend, I eave a man run up the HINGS. for him, but ehe told Alm ehe Aadn’? ign. She refused to leave her poat ing, 00 mysterious and so fascinating as} stairs and dosh for an cepress train pe enceme Eas eeonsrte a wee HILE OUT FOR A DRIVE this afternoon we were halted at | Our chimney needed repairing and my| enough certificates, which, of cowres, | When the funcrat procession started ‘ compressed air caisson, with the hiss-| «whose doors slammed just before he an's heart is being revived—on M m he E rat father, to save the expense of hiring a] Ae did not understand. To make again. Finally one of the workers. ing of the escaping air, the clang of the} jeached 4. A iocui was puiling in | Charlotte Street, in the Bronz, any- the Maple Avenue crossing of the Erie Rallroad by the pass) anette et orrowed @ ladder from| Clearer, she sald eho hadn't enough | Scting on her mother's plea, picked her locktender’s hammer and the shriek of] and he dashed down the stairs and how. Perched demurely on top of tng of an unusually long train of freight cars. Presently |x neighbor and climbed to-the peak off Money. Inatantly Me ohubby fist |UD and bore her to the carirage. Her answering whiatle from below. Near! up on the other platform just in time ine the train began bumpety-bumping, came to a full stop, and we saw |the roof just as I was leaving for] ‘as thruat into hte overcoat pocket | little feet kicked in all directions as she scene lives a friend of mine whom! ¢ darely mise that train too. De- an inverted potato Barrel to-day J es z chool, When 1 returned at noon he| 2" forth came two pennies, ‘Here's | Went.—Irving Feinsow, No, 852 Hastern I visited several nights. Until 12.30 1,] termination to remain on that plat- sato a maiden of nine or ten years two real, genuine, dyed-in-the-wool hoboes drop to the ground, duck Wea aitilng astradans at the ridge, un.| #26 money; now you can buy it,” Parkway, Brooklyn. ese former tunnel man, was called) yorm for a train was written on hia of age. Her feet were crossed Turk- ander the gates and hit the highway. Their clothing was tattered and | Apie ‘Yo get down because the ladder] *é 8aid. She looked wistfully at the ——— upon to explain the mysteries of the} ace, but when a local and an cx- ak: Jaihlon: EAa ana Tab pad ld hi Led cba “if td he was| Percolator, then at the boy and then AND THE BOYS MOPPED rr. work. Then some one suggested We KO] press were seen coming into the sta- : paying torn. One barber could have spent an entire day on them and had no was in the wrong posit ba oN e at the certificates—and parted with I was on my way to work earty the to the shaft and seek the work. Wel fon at the samo time, he decided in | Cloae heed to the musio played by | time for recreation. “How many miles to New York, lady?” asked one | Vexed because I laughed. Loy sizty-fve of the coupons for the | morning after the election, but y bread wagon driver down the street, af mn, but already of them. When they were told that they were only about twenty miles and at my request he moved the Indder| qanay¢ Ana now 2 gueoe 1 Rave | eome one hea But a large picture of A? from thelr goal they decided to get “lifts” from motorists for the rest to the proper position, and, knowink| pereglator, for T am Me mother.Ie | Bank Street ante a ie at me oe of the way rather than take chances with the “bulls” at the Jersey City | fig" niving teen on the root for Ave] Gcuiiyhe: 10H Yeersom Avenue, | picture stood two new brooms, Zhe were in hopes I might meet one of my| savor of the latter and ayain he no- former associates who would invite us| orated the stairs, arriving at my into the shaft. We were about to enter] S440 os the passengers were Icaving the engineer's quarters when we saw Al the train, A little old lady stopped taxi approach. Two men alighted. him to ask a question, and he gtart- her cavalier, aged about ten, on an old and battered bugle. And, tf some of the strains were not pleas- ant, what of it? Sympathy hath an One of then was Chief Engineer Hol-} ed to tell her, then blurted, “Bacusc understanding ear.—Samucl Jocison Terminal. They hailed from St. Louis, they said, and had made the | hours. Father never thought anything — ieomnemte b. "Faruy, ier 3 pane land, and it sure gave me a thrill to see 1d through the near- Pegg x & : trij 3 . They a p= | was a joke, but he sees this in Tho " , 4 : + No, 2 him on the job at midnight. He invited De. wes OhbaaRsS No, 1551 Hoe Avenue, Bronx. p from the Mound City in about a week. They appeared to have re REEF fs DOWN. Street, 2 World he will alw feel ii ceived advance information that the Erie terminal at Jersey City is | fiure thay there ta auch whine an a not the healthiest place in the world for travellers in side-door Pull- Joke. In Brooklyn to-day I saw a store at us in and, upon entering, we saw a man} ‘No, sor Fifth Avenue. Manhattan Avenue and Dupont Street] TWO WHO DID Nor 6mm THE ‘asleep on a wooden bench. Mr. Holland ONE LOOK. rgaret BE O'Connor, 434th ar : On Jennings Street, between S 0 is 4 An which seemed to be doing a thriving JOKE. Re earn acti nares thts tine (SISTER es Peete MER SPHERE RC AGEOtE ERIE mans. The last I saw of them, they were hailing a motor truck.-— | Street, New Brighton, 8. 1 business, I walked in to see what was] New York Taleeretey Doaste at of aight? Why don't you go homer|, Has New Yor a near? vlusband| morning I saw a small store merchant{ Matilda Brandt, No, 153 Warren Street, Paterson, N. J. drawing the crowd. It was a butcher} ie “aLe 3 . one profes: mak: AL's” IN NEW BRIGHTON, shop In which meats were being sold for] study of accuanues heme egies? 1 saw a baby that was born to-day.| 5, 10 and 15 cents a pound. Yes, sir,| as dnteresting—Pro; and his parents, who live on Cortelyou| one could ‘buy a sirloin steak at 15) usually wives facetious epaeslan’ te Place, New Brighton, have decided to] cents a pound.—Charles J, Sullivan, No.| illustrate the hard pointer” Last call him ‘Alfred, after our new \Gov-]48 Eighth Avenue, might he was in a particularly has. Listen. This evening my husband ee eee eae eae esceping| and I were moved by the weeping of a Miese to’ the Jol” so he'd. be handy if] ttle girl at Broadway and 90th Street. fieted.” ‘Thess are the Kind of beeses| Her mother was unable to soothe her. seat . “What's all this rumpus?" asked an ene rrp H. L. Feschler, No. 23) maculately dressed Beau Brummel of and his wife stacking celery on a box which obstructed part of the sidewalk I knew this was illegal and, since I saw a policeman coming, I stopped tg see ernor-elect.—Helen Falvey, No. 148 Vat t3 fifty. The mother explained that the] what would happen. The couple were Buren Street, New Brighton, 8. L | SHE “NEVER THOUGHT OF ‘etaT| ROPPY frame of | mind, and roar " 2 child had dropped her “‘doggtie-doll’’ and] unconscious of the cop's eye upon them Ms ‘ bs b ‘ a aay after roar of laughter came from WOR MERCY SAKE, DONT TOIL hed fallen nito the catch basin [and werked bilthee avon, amadne ‘ | saw a young lady, almost distracted.| the class, Each time a funny quip ‘THs. Dosh on anlele knees wenvaitne (all | thar mew iccken Che Mecaye acres CHOP SUEY trying vainly to locate the trouble in| wae made, however, I notice tne In @ Sith Street department store to-| stranger. His cane was converted into day the rat-atat-tat of a drum, heard/a@ grappling hook and the doll soon was in verious departments for a consider-| retrieved by Its crook. ‘There you are able space of time, attracted my atten-| lassie,"" said he to the little girl before tion. 1 found a four-year-old boy|he brushed off his knees and strod> eating the drum, which hung from his] away.—Mrs, Laura May Marshall, No. neck. I was informed his mother, hay- Vest 91st Street ing @ lot of shopping to do, had bought peas him the drum, then let him wander A BOLD, BAD MAN about, secure in the knowledze of his} pismissing the taxi in which 1 was whereabouts and safety by reason of! riging home from the dentist's, I en- the fact that, while she could not #0] tered a stove on Amsterdam Avenue and im, she could always hear his drum: | was abou: to pay for the groceries when iiny.—Frances HE. Young, No. 1123) 7 guissed a $10 bill from my purse. I aon immediately went to the spot where I had paid the taxi driver and there v THE REUNION. my money lying just outside the curb. Following the review given for Brig.| But as I etooped for it, a man's long Gen. Walke at the 12th Regiment/arm reached over my shoulder an Armory the other night, an ex-Colonel] picked it up. ‘'That's my money was speaking The galleries were} exclainied, He laughed in my face crowded and every one was listening in-| “Findings, keeping a atartede oad tently. Suddenly the wail of a baby] saw it as soon |, 80 what can vam heard, and across the armory floor! you do about it?’ What could I d @ woman, carrying @ crying child. There was no policeman in sight, so I whe crowd roared with laughter. Pres-1iogt what I could ill afford.—Jessica Qe. however, silence again prevailed| rawton, No. 14, West 95th Street. nd ‘the Colonel continued with his y speech. But {t was not to be co long.| agms DAY OF THE GREAT vou. for In a moment the blare of a bra Nee Sire arcing intoueh Genkeat and was heard playing, ‘Halil, Ha: d : i } é ae Park, We had to turn on our lights. the Gang’s All Here a We thouent| Nearly every other automobile also had id not be heard. We thought = Noles Could ot i vebrating an election, | ite ghta on. In Times Square most of but suddenly into the armory swung the the electric signa were ablaze. Noth- gallant 9th Regiment, headed by Col. ing unusual about all this? But, it was Two week ago I had a “What-Did-| ber, new automobile that was stalled! there was You-Seef" item published in The Bve- | to-day, at. Boerum and Ocskland Ave. ning World and on the check invited a] ues Jersey City, Te @ man's inquiry friend to a chop suey luncheon. Since Pp ighties I don't. think you can,| {9 #0 laughable that it would then both of us have referred to tho] {ne period. st tone peat halt hour| Nave evoked laughter from an Bng- and nudged his wife in warning But she was too engrossed in her task to pay heed. He nudged her more violent- ly he looked around impatient! Then, ing his guze elsewhere she fol- rh Heh 1411 hearie, lowed it and her eyes fell on the polic lunch as the “prize meal.” To-night " man, a wearing nothing from LET BUCH E LOR an OT ioe ER A 8A STUDENT of Dickinson Hizh School of Jersey City it was my |my friends called and. smilingly said, | (0, "ma the trouble. I have examined) ih too students, 1 turned impatient. 0 sound from the two young men seated behind me. Final- ly when Prof. Fauble said some “ the engine and gears and they are all face, whieh sh 4 to distort into a ~ privilege this afternoon to atrend the unveiling of the memorial All aboard for another chop suey] right, dt almply won't go.” The man| |v around. J felt indignant at per- ingratiating smile. Without a word the tunel couple righted the box, tos into It and start T looked at her wonderingly and|/agked if she had any gas in the tank,| 40%# #0 devoid of all sense of hu- flushed scarlet as she replied, mor. Lo and behold! Both were d the to the soldier dead of the school—the only memorial of its kind she asked, “Don't you know you have] gj, to carry it nes erected by a public school in the United States and paid for by nickels, another story in to-night's World?"| never thought of tha Bure enough,| sound ae Blsie L. Fisher, No. dimes and quarters, voluntarily contributed to Memorial Fi » { didn’t, because the man of the house} ihe tank was empty. She was just one] £793 87th Street, Sheepshead Bay, eeaguts byt hee y i to the Memorlal Fund by [+04 not yet come home with the paper. | of many Copusante who have had aime] Brechign: students. Following addresses by Gov. Edwards, Mayor |—Mrs. Fay Muchey, No. 19 Prospect | \lar experiences.—Marcella C. Jordan, Hague, Father Duffy of the “Rainbow” Division and Major Gen. Place, New Dorp, Staten Island. No. 177 16th Street, Brooklyn. ABSOLUTELY! MeRas, Commander of the 78th Division, the beautiful bronze statue QUEENS I drew my hand from my pocket to- unveiled by the mother of Albert Quinn, the only New Jersey me day the 18th, as tt was my dozen un- 7 i muccossful attempts to wi: school teacher who died in France, The statue shows a group of UP FORWARD IN THE CAR, PLEASE! the "What Did You See?” contests ane three, typifying the young manhood of the school guided and influenced HEN I ALIGHTED from a Jamaica bus, at the corner of Lin- |found I held 18 coins tn the hand. by Alma Mater. The head of Albert Quinn was used as a model for I counted 13 stare along the edge that of the dominant figure. * * * ‘There were thirty-two Dickinson trolley car, headed toward Mineola. I wanted to cross the Turning It over I counted 13 stars in a ' erence i hae wie 6. cluster. In one of the eagle's tal students who did not return.—Wilfred E£. Murphy, . 461 Bergen street but waited, of course, for the car to pass. But the were 13 arrows; in the other, an aren Avenue, Jersey City. trolley car waited, too, It must have waited three or four minut spray with 13 leaves. On the shield I heard more than one passenger shout “Let's go The trouble, it | 8cross the bird's breast were 13 stripes, - and the tall had 13 feathers. The appeared, was that the car carried a record number of passengers for words “Quarter Dollar” and the motto North America! There were so many men piled onto the front fender |“E Pluribus Unum’ numbered 18 let ters, #0 I concluded “thirteen” to Edward ) Brooklyn. tion, However, he gave them no s mons and they ¥ y with m= nt back into the shop f. The cop walked » in his eyes.—Han- B nt Avenue HE WAS WHE Our boss stepped 1 while we were whitew in which w TE. and watched us shing the e work Stre wo pumpit whitewash Into a spray, which worked with £0 pounds pressure, We were fine clip wh coln Avenue and ockaway Boulevard, I saw a Traction |A@Ons them was a quarter, on whiot Ing along at a Well, Be- n the boss se boys, how are you getting along fore we could answer, the rubber hose, which couldn't bear up under the heavy ure, burst, and # strong stream of ht in the white from head to could not help laughing. 1 VHY SOMP FARMS ARE “AUAN- “SINGIN IS THE THING.” DONED.” I boarded an I wonder if the old saying “stolen ‘i e rs Street ti erno e the Sweets are best," applies to cabbage at thie Astarnbon ond: Mines th It must be so, for T sew through any | ctbins were crowded, stood in the gang- that the motorman refused to budge. Said he couldn't see his way, |’ lucky number. Ie it window to-day several automobile par-|way. Presently an Itallan truck driver} #24 would not be responsible, Hanging onto everything serviceable | Conway, No. 5221 12th Ave. ties, all in fine ni irle ferryboat at Cham- wash cau He SEI hines, some carrying | drove for him for a moment board. He alighted and_ per. at the back end of the car were five times as many men as there ——» \children as well of the merriment Inthe rov as parents, stop and 4 at ! , Oot - FOR THE PLAINTIFF. iyrnes and his staff. And they were|10 o'clock in the morning of Nov. 7, are ey Pee nein Ss roomy | steal Savoy cabhages from a neighbor-|M™!tted his horse to walk to the end of | were at the front end! How about the roof? Mr. Wditor, there wore I saw a woman come tnto the Sw elcomed with thunderous applause,—]| when a thick fog hung over the city shed out hile eyes before we sent) !& fleld. They all seemed more th the teamway alone, the animal stopping two men on the ROOF of the car! I report the matter because it Preme Court in Brooklyn to-day as the bert L. Abels, No. 1827 Topping ay beqihiag caw, No. 8985 White} iim to a hospital to make sure he =e Buy oabbagss PE courses Che lexactly where he should have stopped.| was the first time I had seen passengers on the front of a car and on {complainant In a Samene eit une 3 jains Avenue, Bronx, ae * Pratt, No. 153 cabbages tuken from a field is}... 4 ; ay ¥ had been injured tn @ trolley accident eerene, Prone, eae hurt eras oo N no real hardship on a farmer, but when} !!e" the driver, who was a smiling, the roof.—Mrs. E, Dahn, No. 110 142d Street, South Ozone Park, Jana came mer court on toe ermanen. THOSE FUNNY LITTLE FELLOWS ON THE ROOF, BELCDGR LEE VOR Hilnty People stop and take them in a]happy chap, proceeded to entertain the Queens, Said the lawyer who represented the * 7 7 " iro single week, he has lIttle to take te issengers by singing. He 7 al railway company, to the jury: “If you . OMING UP from the subway at the 43d Street exit this evening Steen hee Miron amy | Market. And then T wondered also Mf een then eretin i pee Sea ree mat tr ivmrontne te tats eae i P ; rectly wcros; e 8 rom ™Y | these people realized the effect of their|*°88 and then sm enified 7 I saw three little urchins standing side by side at the northerly ecre church in the cer of a 7 you are like the man who picks the ' ome A church in th example on their « En was through by pressing his hend * end of Times Square. Oblivious of everything in this world, |iarce plot of ground. Every dey ot] Verner Franklin, Rel DS, Me petrartiree deca bys a wenas Becket of his friends that he might give li oon T see a street sweeper sit down at | gte, a tomach sayin N " except the business in hand, they were making machine-like motions — | 100" 1 sew 0 str ever mutes along | toads Le Tt more steam A boy. threw itm pick the pockets of this company.” To 4 8 2 bobbing up and down with great earnestness, 4 wor and two children a penny, but the Itallan laughed, to: this perverted analogy the woman's mp peas ans Teer aa kid 1 ts se idl te the raggedest of the |a basket. Pluinly thes ny finer GRAND ARMY Boys, back the coin, pulled out a roll of bill lawyer answered: “‘What this lawyer if not uniformity. The kid in the middle, quite the rage of th wd their two children, They ail seat | AM elderly man, blind and wearing aland waved At at the lad, Then, dis- tells you he tells every fury: what my three, in old fashioned, loose-kneed, well ventilated trouse k themselves and have the family lunch | iV War veteran's uniform, neked me|miseing the tneldent, he began singing client tella you she will never tell to . 4 his two “side kicks.” * * * ES nappy and con-| tbls afternoon at Branford Place and} asain, and when the passengers reli another Jury. This woman was injured coming in vigorously one beat behind his t 3 eaeten Meat’ ia finished | Broad Newark, to put” him|tuntly went ashore none seemed to mind and any verdict you give for her, she There was no doubt about it. They were taking calisthenics with the | tented. and shen family goodby, {board a fitney for Kearny. — He euld| whether or not the boat was late,-—Mr desery If you return a verdtet y ys.—Thelma Robinson, No, 612 West 115th Street mies deca, bu eo EUs Lair he was an inmate of the Soldiers’ Home | Alice Farrell, Ramsey, N. J, i against her she can never recover for Wrigley boys They departs Buk verare ee wir J2| thera and: ouahed (0 ve on. time: ¢ - MOCHA) Ht 4 her injury. ‘To this railroad lawyer this PORTABLE AQUARIUM, SYMPATHY, eee eet Mrs. Tattle] @itner. 1 helped him into the Jitney HOME-K HTS. I | When f tried on my little daughter ®{case means Ittle; to my client ft means Law quite a crowd gathered at Perry| Yesterday 1 was detailed to bring alfenimes Ne. lil West Farms Road, | #24 he promptly sat upon the lap of a Last night I was so tired after do- | in Flushing to-day and as I approuvled dress 1 was making for her Saturday |everytht And then I saw the Jury Pee cen streets, a few doora| Woman prisoner from the Tombs to the | ven young and pretty woman. Opposite her] iny the housework and taking care the corner of Amity Street and Parsons) night, the neck, which I had just fin-|feturn with a verdict in favor of th and West Fourth § 8. ierana dus. (Ci our way ane lntien was another veteran whp, upon. se¢ of the children all day tony that a | \\inue 1 heard peals of luughter com-| ished binding, wan too tight, 1¢ stopped|WOM&A-—Samuel Dougina, No, 9 from my home. Investigating, T found] me between sobs that she was charged sHE wp KAEWe ing the plight of his buddy of 1865, re-| 1 opened the pantry door to prepare mite | g Flushing Avenue, Brooklyn, a man with a y pandoned her two-! . : | Marked, “Well, Uncle Jack, 1 always} «upper f felt—oh, I don’t care much! | ing trom the rear of a house. There 1] at her eyes when the dress was slipped ples that the attraction was a man with having abandoned her two-months-] One of gy nelhbors visited me the . ’ bh 1 mm. He had what looked] ld baby, She said her husband had de- bh 2 ae ‘ i fo Fania sald you were not half so blind as you Then I caught a glimpse into the lit saw thi fat women wearing gym over her head. TI told her to run up- COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED. parreie Aauarinr Rerted bar, she was cut of fonds, cna | cre cay. out she hi : claim to be.""—Townsend Pangburr house of my ayed neighbors. 1 | victhos trying their best to roll on the| Stairs and prepare for bed and I would] Last night the Jamaica-bound Lex- like an old-fashioned hokey-pokey out-] oy Charitable institutions had refused | 2% Supper becuu mine ae “481No, 10 Ridge Avenue, North Arling the two of them at their eve call her when it was finished. She was|ington Avenue “L’ train came to a eud- fit, filled with small bowls of goldfish. | itn to give her work and to care for| WOTryIns Bbout her eure SODs ton, NJ, ‘ eal. The room looked so sin. [eras of thelr rear lawn, A young ™&M. 4 jong time coming down, and when she|den stop between the Chauncey Street \ "bow! containing two fish and 4 sPray | Ker baby. In desperation, finally, she | Hes father bad niin tite Aro. —— ple, 80 neat, The light shone softly idently a relative, drove them to fur-| appeared, there was a coating an eighth|and Eastern Parkway stations. ‘The ft fern sold for 20 cents, A package of! ier the child on the doorstep of one of | NOrKS and she had a Lucing that some “FOLLOW MY LEADER.” | canary bird swung in éte cave Prior efforts when they began to flug. of un uch thick of cold cream smeared} guard entered with a destination al kh food cost Ba wae Colne ee uta Te es atte nad hay ehild Gide a nae as the blossoming house plants have a heart!’ one of the fattest! all over her face. ‘I thought in caseland broke with it the giaas of @ on & thriving business —Harold Seton, No.} ait her sorrow and fear when she after some coaxing. she ponsenled) oe et oe wouneatan ev was a glow of contentment ones protested, but the young nj the dress was a little tight tt would] containing a fire extinguisher. There £79 West Fourth Street Git inte the Ceiaa Ture pecan kes uae Be Ted hee Rus. |through the street “with paper pure-| {M", we old faces, an alr of pea k his head. “Nothing doing!’ he| slip on more easily and save you thel wus an elderly gentleman sitting under nd aut the table in walked her hus- ne paper pari 1 rest abot hem. Sudden! eclared. eep on rollin kotta | trouble o} y she e: - Ape eet when she came out she was erying: but hd aon. And the latter had n{chutes, which opened gracetf against F heen tine ee wi ; SAGs, ashen On Pa ae Ye aie MARR oreiloct Nor tot ih Rot Up oatmly a8 the seas 4 - her tears were those of joy. The Grand ‘a, blg black eve, which he eald heltne sind ently one of the lad ee rata f paulainea thi ooace Gn Folly Fel Re ¥ seh ail Pres ver be silt iad his shoulders, and afte Twas waiting at 40th Street and Sixth] Jury not only dismiased the chars te we ri hie please Lae ee Sof ditatame seore | 1 qi “ bt POMld #08) th ie ge and oft that 4 abbiness, untess it'a doing @| Stree Woodhaven: ard had removed the extinguisher Avenue for the iraitic to stop, Suddenly | against her, but arranged to send the in ng together and told them | Te ey : neg fi Aetieirastein er eeevad tens Kanye: 7 as calmly sat down again. Every- darted tn front of a glowly mov Tmt a mother's t uncanny? that are happiest after yeara of li tit I could not heip but with NO LAUGHING MATT = man darted tn of a ¥ MOV-} child to a day nursery. And cach jury-| tre, Charice Koppelman 1280 Web= . whereupon all gazed at hi) her demae Fae coke Uno ecc eee oe ee one else in the car was calm also, ing northbound tasleab. He was thrown) man had dug down deep inte his pocket] ater Avenue, Bronx Immediately he climbed al May H Miller Pisa fichee I ee ee ie ats’ mgt (nan in working clothes approached] aithough all knew there was a slight violently to the pavement. Iinmediately|to make up a purse for her. -tugh W 4 hearby tree, opened the parachute and| "5 * ee , Ue Donne ae S48 Oe erday morning as I reached the! piaze under the forward car, in whieh Rae Hp Aird) atariag: to move away. | Murphy, No. 550 West 17411, Street MAGIA ATION Jumped, parachute opened ai : i Le Rant nnntee tine Anite. Of POF tne till apare ibe golf links whilelwe were seated. ‘There was no con- Wut a policeman and the taxt driver : Ney right, but he landed with a heavy thud REVEMBERS THE eS wenty” pou all passing throug! bre ar * Wa8lfysion and that is what impressed stopped him to ask his name, “Oh, How IT EADs. dani @ third year student at the New lane gang rushed to him and picked hin| WO ie “ TAR UVUNEIA) Henderaan, Gheinbers Street, Bs ling through one pocket after a pugh to write this J 1 right,’ said the man, as if York College of Dentistry. We were in} i) } by BROTIG IN BELLS? | Queens, and looked more and more we yal, ae aan es a gg ps it’s all right, A woman, carrying a sultc i j up. On his face was an expression of Harre, No. 43 Prospect Place, Brooklyn, Rimaissing the incident. ‘Ita say fault A WO CAE 1, 2N4] the extraction room for the Arst time] ingied aurprige and paine He must] Vuring 4 recent large f Dant a ae = la search proceeded. Just 7 Tran right into it.” ‘Then he dis-} tored the Lexington Avenue Subway to-| (day and Ht fell to a young man tnave been hurt, for the gang j| 1 saw & fireman display rare prea TEM) Aa WAS opposite me His face Uehted un SINCERELY, ont 1 Eh No. 200 among us tg extract a tooth for a young He was climbing a ladder a BUL inile as he drew from a pocket appeared.—Samuel Eiseman, No. 200) aay, In the car were more men than] SMOng Us i extract too tO ne are | Mima aw Herman Gottlieb, Radi ths gece ators ‘ Meshecthaw lenient a. cle ned corncob pipe. “I thought t] While waiting in car on Bedford eee events Biroes, women, Mat ane ce, Hie Rian oftared the Dioula, He. took forceps trem-;*otrew Street, Bayonne, N. J. ing when an y and had J Bie teeth my stove,"" he anid.—William| Avenue opposite Ebbets Field yester P i je hang on to a apg Tha sai Caxppore Aver hia he at ‘ tit tide |a enue, Rosedale, |day I saw twelve little boys about nln NEW MAT. strap with the child hanging on to her| Dlingly and pulled a tooth. Thi H In THE Visit r ; 8 he ad ed his wife waid to our Avenue, Rosedal fer | ane 18 sive ttle bore a one alae From atop a Fifth Avenue bus the | coat. Presently a middle-aged woman] Woman declared (he operation had been A girl of five, her face aglow with Sage ae Penne alter pot c COMING RIGHT OUT watching the football game through ether day I noticed a new cocoa mat | offered her the seat she had been in, in] Palnless. Suddenly somm one spoke UPL pappiness, stopped me in front of th J MS UDO R Dae SOF the br Pe: ¥ : mpression that all landlords are{cracka under the gate. Some others ‘lying on the front doorstep of the | un instant a young woman offered, the| amd sald the sec 1 had been] stepa teading to Sing Sing Prison wre we tt o ple. ¢ , Nhe TREAT Rete A AReLTRS: ATO SER eaiee “am AR ant comet net eae Vincent Astor home at Fifth Avenue | middle-aged lady a seat. Then a young| ©xtracted Instead o The youn’) to-day as 1 was on my way to cuteh | ue tae bat FARE, tare + v rail ee a Ne crowd on the rungs and took turns te sth Street, When I reached | 1nd, looking sheepishly about him, of-} woman promptly fainted. But whent @ train, “rin 9 to see Le ae He ha i the tobe f " : err ried ae ry auee shina’ ¢ s o is | A Elmhurst, yesterday when 1 saw i watching the play over the fenes, my home I read in the newspaper | fered his seat to the young lady. Every] she had recovered we found that it was} papa,’ she confided. ‘Ie your pupa window » her was ur , the Waledo Tea ; ; 4 they were cheerine es laskiet ie that the Vinoont Astore had returned | one was trying to repress their amuse-| the first bicuspid which bad been in prison?. ec, I have a pr widing. Mis ¢ it ow ne Toledo | a they were shearing 06 Teetiiy’ thot from Europe.—Katherine | ment, but it was funny.—Margaret] tracted. Imagination hard on] here for him,’ and ahe held up a ght shock, wa be following algn iv nie sc ae eld are , Ne, 971 Summit Avenue, | Hardin, 773 Tompkins Avenue me people.--Bam Marcnoff, No. 4 nackage.—Mrs. James HW. Keon Mra. A. He Pi Children." Veronica A, Russell, No. 36] Aitterly, No. » Clement” Avenagy . Fort Wi i East 16oth Street, Brona Ne. 16 State Strect, Ossining, N. } amford, Conn. ‘hava Street, Elmbure Brooklyn ' « A