The evening world. Newspaper, August 12, 1922, Page 12

Ser SS | pa NS acl rine ec Gee whiz, but Skinny proud! You'd think he wus a king. He seldom mingles with the crowd, Oh, he’s the haughty thing. He used to be a reg'lar guy— The best vou ever seen But now he knows Babe Ruth, an my! He's crazy in the bean 1 read the note of that poor simp Now if he really must know why "Twas just like this—Babe come along A-drivin’ in his fliv, An’ Skinny gits his nerve up}, strong An’ says: “Well, as | live If that ain’t Babe; how are you, kid?” Then Babe he yells, “Hello!” It turned poor Skinny’s head, it did; He swelled right up, you know. Now Skinny talks about his “pal,” He means Bambino Ruth Oh, I don’t mind—you know me, Al! But this much is the truth, If he goes on a-snubbin’ us The other guys some day Will start a wild an’ woolly fuss An’ tame that haughty jay OBSERVATIONS. Now let’s see the Chicago Grand Onera Company keep Mme. Ganna from warbling. Two detectives arrested a drug clerk yesterday for selling whiskey. Weiter what they expected to get in a drug store! Richard Green of East 236th Street didn't like his name, so he added wood. Probably didn't want to go to the expense of adding coal. ‘There is a new ice wagon in Wells- ville, and the Optic says the town now has quite a metropolitan aspect. Two brothers named Sherlock have built houses near New Rochelle. Lit- erary people should go out and sec the Sherlock homes. BLACK BART'S GAL. (A. red-blood tale of the man who could whip his weight in wildcats, and the only love he ever knew.) Nell had no idea the mine was 80 long. Turning to Mile, Maggie O'Brien, her French maid, she asked her to open a box of bon- bons she had brought along to ward off starvation. Reginald had given the candy to Nell eight years before. Mile. O'Brien obeyed, but first she made sure there was no sub- terfuge, Nell took a bonbon and mounted her bicycle. “Going for a ride?” Reginald. It seemed as though she were. Rlack Bart was amazed. Never ®efore had he seen a bicycle ina gold mine, and he wondered {f all could be well. Nell started away. Just'then her foot slipped out of the stirrup and the horse balked. “Git up, Pansy!” yelled Mlle. O'Brien. Nell was not abashed. Grasp- ing the wheel, she steered the auto directly at the lamp post. At that moment the street car stopped. “This is all wrong, gal,” said Black Bart. As Nell descended from the asked Smith is} mn 8 (POEMS OF >EFERENCE. || ——— Scarsdale, has ta buke The Morning World whose poem, printed here recently, decried her: Who found no girls to suit him there He'd best extract from out his eye young lady” of occasion to re youth 5. LS. “a ces love and marriage Hear Who's traveled north to Maine And travelled south again. Each one seemed such a bore, That beam and look once more. rhe reason that they pained him is The worthwhile girls would not Spend even one small second with A man who talks such rot. He hasn't got enough of force Or pluckiness or vision To know he coudn't rue it if He makes the right decision. train, she felt that some one was watching her. Little did she know that the aeroplane’s engine was not working properly. Yet she kept her seat until the wheel- barrow stopped. “My daughter, my daughter! * exclaimed her father. The daring girl kept right on gliding along. But fate was against her. One of her roller skates came off. The ladies of the party were amazed at her boldness. Even the suggestion that they indulge in a little bridge at a penny a point did not distract their at- tention. ‘Twas Yhen that the steam roller stopped with a bump. Nell peered into the darkness, “1 wish TI had an omelet,” she sald. (To Be Continued.) Yes, Wouldn’t It? If we noticed little pleasures, As we notice little pains, If we quite forgot our lo And remembered all our g If we looked for people's virtu And their faults refused to What a comfortable, happy, Cheerful place this world would be. —Doe Thanz. Popular Man Declines. We noticed in this newspaper yes- terday that we had received two votes for the job of King of the Coney Mardi Gras. A jealous person has suggested that we voted them our self, but we didn’t. We never as- pired to be a King and we have no such 4spirations now. However, we're afraid we're going to be elected and we don’t want the job. So if you feel inclined to vote for us, dear reader, kindly reconsider and cast your vote for W. R. Hearst or John F. Hylan. They are fine boys and are mixing in politics much more ex- tensively these days than we are. If the job were that of President of the United States we might consider it, as we'd like to have the White House lawn as a playground for Chin Chin, our little dog. AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that Harry Barlow of Sullivan County, who was married Saturday, gave the Preacher a bushel of apples, two hams and a spotted yellow pup. About Plays EORGE TYLER plans to pro- Cc duce in the fall a dramatiza- tion of Harry Leon Wilson's story “Merton of the Movies,” with Glenn Hunter in the principal role. George Kaufman and Marc Connelly wil write the play. A certain young woman press agent explains to us that Glenn is just the man for the acting job since he knows exactly how it feels to be without food and shelter and to persist in youthful op- timism in the face of all discourage- ment. FOR PREXY STONE, Fred Stone, President of the Na- tional Vaudeville Artists, will be the honored guest at a dinner to be given by the Lights Club at Freeport to- morrow night, E. F. Albee andJ. J Murdock will be among the guests.| Theatre on Aug. 2 To-morrow afternoon Prexy Stone will catch for the N. V. A. ball team 4p @ Game with the Lights, Scouts and Players for many of the big league clubs will be on hand to look him over. BOREO IN VAUDEVILLE, Boreo, who has been with “Chauve- Souris,” has decided to take a whirl at American vaudeville and will be~ sin Monday at Proctor's Fifth Avenue Theatre. We don't know just what he will offer, but G. Wiibur says he has 4 new line which will give him ample opportunity to show how ver- satile he really is GILPIN TO TOUR. Charles Gilpin, the Negro actor who was in “The Emperor Jones," is to attempt a vaudeville tour supported by @ colored company. His pro- sramme will consist of eight acts and he will launch {t at the Lafayette Gossiy. 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HOWDY BAB - H'WARYUH YEH-I'M JUS’ WORKIN’ FOR MY DAD DURIN' THE SUMMER -YOU KNOW US ATHLETES GOTTA KEEP IN TRIM prizes will be costumes worn by both sexes and to the winners of pie eating and popular applause contests and a sack race Murion Barton last night joined the New York in id daughter of Times Square toe dancing. ‘Terrace Garden Cash 4 ot awarded for the cast of ‘Blossom Time" ing the role of Kitzt. THANK SGIVIN'S' GAME WHEN TL PICKS UP THE BALLON OUR SURPRISE | [5 YARD LINE AN’ best Europe to-morrow. and is sing- Theatre Guild, will arrive home from] vacations and hot weather, will be a A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Any man who can make a theatrical venture @ success in the Summer in Lawrence Langer, director of the|the face of daylight savings grirines, RING 1S A PLACE} WHERE ‘|| Boxers MEET Fron SPEED 407 was . : Coy, } NEB. | College OW, DOCTOR,I WONDER IF WE COULDN'T POSTPONE Ir FOR AWHILE — T FORGOT AN'MADEA DATE WITH BERTIE FOR TONIGHT! y Boys Are So Entertaining! a The Jersey skeeter loves to fly, doesn't But gosh, when he sits down! millionaire some day if he work himself to death PUT IT IN THE ACT, “My baby cried for an hour | night,"* “Did he get it?"* ‘ FOOLISHMENT. The crocodile is very wise, The turtle is a clown,