The evening world. Newspaper, July 22, 1922, Page 11

sing— a a ‘ya summary of summer's O! the permanent wave of erime which breaks over us every year From Decora- tion Day to La- ¢ bor Day— Without refer- ence to local and anntal fluctua- ? tions in the sta- é AE tistics. Of burglaries, bold-ups and such cruder forma of @riminal!ty. Perhaps @riminal Ts the saiburhan woman, who spends the chief of summer's ach tor 1 day Tn @ nh «ligee and the shadiest cor- Ber of ft!) play With the eleorte fan twirling above her head And who greets her home-coming spouse— His rsitine face running into his melted Nar With « sweet smile and a sweeter Fising { et “TD suppose been pretty hot in toWn toy ye Thers ore Who consider that woman yu} unished too. me fully If sho we nd every ust n Ridine nt t Ther o 1 t I, 1 when the hetween $0 the wons lay, rks t 1 Ks “aren't mor perjurers Belonic io either sex There man who vows, by all that's b That he Jost can't leave the office to sper his week-enls at Breezy Beach With mother and the gir There's th 1 who pr his wife be es away That truly will wate ferns every 4 That will wash every dish he uses When he cets breakfast for him- self at the apartment, That | WILL NOT give any of those horrid y parties Where 1 ©s money, and burnt Matches get ull trodden into the rugs, besides. There's t her kind of man, who writes | that of course she's to stay in the mountains an extra month— He misses her, but he's getting along al! veht, and t! no ques tion about not bein able to afford it Really, the poor dear is ruining bis igestion in dairy lnnches, And has figured that he'll ro with- out @ new overcoat next winter To pay for his wife’s summer holl- day Then there's the wife of the shoe clerk, who tells everybody at the summer resort That she can't help missing the servants and tho ear; But still she belleves in Just eamp- ace Odd Events in History WS5STERN CANADA. HE first Canadian Province AF to be carved out of the vast territory formerly held by the Hudson's Bay Company was Manitoba, which was constituted a Province of the Dominion by royal and Parliamentary enact- ment 52 years ago. The Hud- { son's Bay Company reigned su- preme in the American North- | west from its organization in 1670 until Lord Selkirk planted a colony, called the Red River Settlement, near Winnipeg, in 1812, In 1869 Canada purchased the territory from the Hudson's Bay Company, but an insurreo- tion of Indians and half-breede led by Louis Riel had to be sup- Pressed before the Dominion Government could take posses- sion. In 1871 British Columbia Joined the Dominion, and the country between the two Wost- ern Provinces waa organized Into the Northwest Territori Out of the latter were carved, In 1905, the Provinces of 8. katchewan and Alberta, FABLES Summer's Permanent Wave of Crime By Marguerite Mooers Marshall ——————7 Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Preas Publishing Company. MORAL: We're All Poor Sinners—But, of Course, the Heat and the Humidity Are to Blame FOR THE FAIR |\{ Old Art City Turned Futurist ing out when you go away for a ’ change! And there's the summer girl, who writes home that she's having a per- fectly wonderful time And has met so many “slick fel lows''— When, actually, her social inter- course has consthted in an exchange of remarks about the weather and the food With two old ladies and an anaemic Sunday achool teacher, At the other end of the scale of ein Ts the hd&l vamp, who has them all eating out of her hand, Yet writes to the Man at Home That OF COURSE she hasn't for- fotten him—not for one single min- ute! w Kind of a girl does he think She is? - SO sorry he'll miss’ his Nn this year, AGDEBURG, Germany, has be M come almost overnight a "Fu turist Town." Here is a city of 280,000 inhabitants, And therefore can’t run up to cheer her loneliness, T place high on the lst of summer ih with a commercial history dating T back to the century and hithertu The cons and Aldermen and etvie McK te the ninth ee guardians of purity a devotion to the pure forms of ar Who think women that has found expression in a faim Mother Hubbards, ought to wear extra long stock- fourteenth century cathedral, a splen did museum filled with the w« s of and mitte In swimmin masters, wonderful old churches and buildings, numerous fir municipal Equally an offender, on the other hand. old gable-ended private hou: n tt 1 two-huntred-pound cutie Ste of the Renaissance and remar who parades the bonrawatte pieces of statuary Wenring socks that tell the world And yet. despite its antiquity and she is afflict traditions, fhe wh With clophantiasis of the knees individual to the 1 itt oO <i : ties seems to hav un - as her male ‘proto: gent into that a tyne ' on Moreules tind the weird tt ay A Neves 1 ins the girls a KO HUEH Contiey or not Magdeburs hu , 7 oy suilenly ain Limp wen ib ORE in beach show over to the fantastic by a po hurrow, pinky peeling shoul- artists who preach this ex bony knees pression, or whether this f mu n you chme to the point, al- pal development is just one of se unexplainable mass movements any man ina bathing suit SiS ser nent is not the present point. Is an aest! crime! The strange fact is that the mer- Pon't forget the summer murderers chants and the authorities alike have of reputation A daubed the town with queer designs : 1 ctural effects until now the Who conztegate © piazza cor. 8Nd structural ef 7 tn the piazza cor-) tourist and art lover ‘who knew ond pee loved its quaint and satisfying beau- And wonder what Her Husband and ties might well rub incredulous eyes, Ws Wit would say aghast at the unbelievable meta- \nd the summer hypocrites, Merphoeis: Who fondly promise to write every will recall “The Burgomaster"’ and his week to the friends they make at the bewildering musical comedy expert- shy ences when, found asleep in an old The trench after ny years by excavators in the town over which he had once ruled, he noted the amazing changes that had taken place during his home-bound train isn't out of Sight of the station before the loving- yet-leaving Are tt ng their stars they ‘‘hibernation."* never see THAT woman _ Could even a nineteenth Century Burgomaster of M: ure now look Rut why continue the catalogue of once more upon his beloved town, he might not be it hud become numerous railr surprised to learn that all on its lists somewhere; Il poor sinners, on one count or anothe: beet sugir industry in Germany, and And since no Constitutional Amend- the headquarters and until recent- ment has yet been invented to cover ly famous army corps; he mieht our ¢ have expected its Let's just admit the worst wi And blame the heat and humidity for it all! rapid modern improvements; he might even be philosophical about the dis- | The Weight of the World | - By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company. WOMAN wept as she watched by the deathbed of a Ittle child; A She held the mother's hand and comforted her As great paroxysms of grief swept over her. And she went out into the sunlight and the tears kept falling For the misery she had witnessed. “Oheewhy must these things be!'' she cried. “It hurts so to see such suffering. And what can I do to save it? Again her heart smote her as she wended her way in tlie crowded throng And helped to lift a malmed one who had been hard hit And that night the pathette look, the pained expression Of suffering came back with crushing force “Ah, me, why—why should si: things happen? “Why should there be so much of trial to bear?" And she burted her face in the pillow; it was we tears, Again she stood in the great hospital, re one by one they were brought in from a sudden calamity. And for days the soul of her was sickened with misery And regret that the world held such woe. Again, somewhere behind a cell, a young man was paying the penalty Of w crime that was not his, 6 And the sorrowful one visited him and heard his ate She sighed again and again, nor could she lui > fi At the recurring thought of that young life teing sacrificed on the altar of friendship. y a lovely candle glow, tired and weary, She read of famine und starvation In lands afar And the harrowing tales brought shivers of pain And she ached with ever-returning thoughts of m And the woman became tired and wrinkled and gray years, Came the day when Father Time, seeing the folly of her fashion, Called to her: “Weep no more! “Fer eons and aeons the world has suffered “Blood has teen sled and panics have come “Wars have dovastated green fields and fert!l: "Diseases and pestilence have ridde “And yet the world has moved on “And has grown better, et_no one may forever bear the welght of woe Yn their shoulders and not go under with it with before ner roughshod ove on and on “Yes. do what you can, Be not indifferent to t arrow and puffer, “But unte r own self be of chi or dry eyes may see more clearly to help and succor “And sturdy Rearts are needed to withstand the storms tlint beset man “Lighten your load by throwing off “That which you cannot help—the weleht of the whale morld.” $ A FOTORIST RESTAGRANT The last generation of theatregoers ne intersection point of . the centre of the growth and © adaptation of ancient charm to ous collapse in the value of the mark Rut the house and store and street rent advertisoments on fences nes in strat futuristic urresting colors and forms. s-stands he might wonder cir pu in the main The one shown n another of t nt t} nbs ping who fh ne of the ! y that w 1 tury Bu i hiow 1 h by some mischanee of Darite’s rhaps Madveburg has a clever Press agent ond is merely tr to advertise itself, (SNS IN FOTORISTIC ORDER PANDA: Protos es : ™~ Answers to Queries From Housewives By Emilie Hoffman 1s and pectin; you might make a of elther of these, adding what haye on hand. This may give ‘cc NN."—Perhaps your berries arti A were too ripe. For Jelly making fruit should be a Nttle underripe overripe fruit is you you a firm jelly and you will have the reason that lacking in Rolling the Jelly will not give fruit product er, as YOU BUREN, pectin and acids, the two essentials for mak. firmness —long cooking makes a gum~- ing jelly 1 would advise rehe my. dark-colored Jelly the jelly and the addition of ac , K."—The ehicken a la Mary the form of a Hittle lemon juleo ang !nl Ss particularly nice for the sum some pectin. There are pectin r Sunday dinner. Use the neck, stitutes on the market, but a too Iih- ft, first Joint of wings, the stomich, etal use of these gives a tough jelly Heart and liver for making a rie: of inferior qin it igibent p Then let your dinner cons the pectin at the drug store. Applr Hee soup, the ehicken, corn frit. and currants are espectally rioh in '°TS: NO potatoes, green peas, tomato : PAGOUY HON 10 a cumihersasiad, enawlale ith >) cistird sauce, and coffee i Yes, you can buy the al ) BIBLE QUESTIONS Jar tops. ‘They are at white paper, gummed on one 1 come in packages of twenty- I think they are 10 of 12 cents: ! advise the printed, gummed And Answers. ai — _ yy QUESTIONS, You can get these in sets, for 1, What happened to Lot's wife? preautves, rata anil svelte 2. Where did John the Baptist rach in a differen fe dwell? y to identity quickly the Jer » Wh. is th mand> Siinted. ey come tn book form a mane Be heals Somnmand titles or in hoxes of twenty> 4. How did Samuel know that Saul ols, all one name. You sap was coming? t plain gummed labels ane the titles, but the printed labels 5. To whom did Christ speak the HaPaGlaeeh he Gouune dite the selection from the 6. Did He then explain its meaning? ARM tex AW—You will find alugiinum Answers, utensila very satisfactory 1. Lot's “looked back 6 ¥ » not hard to take care of turned to « pillar of salt ap and washing v John + 1h st dv nt r them Acida will A west Of the Dead Sea use a sharp instr ne mmandment idhered fool—a wooden a shal 1 kill 1 im exece! ir Th told Samu fine steel w r He would send i man ou wr Vis nanan ware ae » the payable sr hy the way, when you se aower to multitudes of pe 1 King utensils consider t ple." fvet that it is economy tn fuel and 6. He did not explain this para!le time to have the bottom of cooking fw tho multitndes, veansla extend beyond the gas flame © | Steve ie Fawetdea: _The Jarr | Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Prem Publishing Company. HE three charter members of the Ladies’ Camping-Out Club, Mrs Mrs, Mudridge-Smith Stryver, and Mra. Jorr, were all assembled $n Mrs. Jarr's front room discussinic thelr plans for roughing it in the wilds. “Before we go camping out, all alone In a dense forest somewhere, 01 on the breezy mountain tops, we should practise," suggested Mra. Mudridge-smith, “What do you mean, practise?’ asked Mrs, Jarr and Mrs, Stryver in untaon, “You,” added Mra, Jarr, “camping out isn’t playing golf or tennis or learning to swim or to ride horseback. You just get your tent and your blan kets and cooking pans, and fill your vacuum bottles with hot coffee and take some liniment along with you In case anybody falls and breaks nm ler, and you go camping out—and that's all there {# to {t."" “But, oh, my dear, that tsn’t all there is to It!" Mrs, Mudridge-Smith protested. “I have been reading the Camp Fire Girls’ Manual and it em- phatically says that Camp Fire Girls should never undertake to unde’ hardships without first practising lon hikes and how to pitch a tent and ‘00K over a wood fre and chop wool and things like that. In short, they should get hardened before endeavos Ing to rough It, Bor if y y not { to handling an axe. your hand HW blister terribly: and if you hot used to hiking, your fect s und you will be nu bh the woods onl uy: ploneers."* This sounded sensible Sand M taku their hiking (ors tn deoss su cases and drive out to Mr he in East Malaria in Mre. Stry vers limousine, and they ecu thelr clot at Jenkons practise for an hour or two in Cutt in the woods adjacent Malaria auid Mrs. Stryver, “let us t right in coughing it from t ning We will change elothes ino my limousine. We cr have the chauffeur stop by mn side ond puil the cup the car, Tt will be afully awhavard and uncomfortat just like camping out!” This was agreed upon and the ladiv were driven to the outskirts of the Mul suburban town of aluria. And here on the roads te hy a clump of pine trees the mousin wis halted and the lw ebaniient from motor costumes to their sport trousers and jackets "Look!" cried Mrs, Mudridxe. Smith, pointing to the seragey ob pine trees and the pine cones In their branches. ‘Those are nut treo» While are here let us gather a lot of nuts — wild pecans and wild almonds and wild pistachio nuts. think what one ts charged for them in the stores."* had By this time a group of yoko! paused their Fords and bicycles and stood gaping at the ladies and Mrs. Stryver's costly foreign limousi “They think them pine cones is nuts; the must be duffy!’ said one yokel. “Aw, they're taking movies,’’ said another flivver driver. “But what have we got to carry the nuts in after we climl the trees and gather them?" asked Mrs. Stry ver, paying no heed to the throng of rubbernecks that was growing ail the time, as suburban delivery wugon stopped and ten or twelve tramp poets also paused to see what was Koing on “We can put them in the vacuum bottles," suggested Mrs. Muri Smith, “and our vanity boxes. ahead and climb the first tr Jarr, and don’t mind the Mrs. weping canaille,"* Mrs, Jarr sald she didn’t mind the gaping canaille, but the trees were all sticky with some sort of eum and © she wasn't going to get her new sports sult all smeared with it “I see now,’? said the sapient Mr tryver, ‘the farmers have put tht stuff on the trees to protect te nut Let's go home and come back witli ladders. And {t was so decided Y TNT GOING DOWN! EAR READER: If you decide to do a |ittlo more work in your pres ent position and find that it does not reward you with a in pay, do not be sur prised, for a raise is not ob tained that way. The idea in doing more work ia to develop yourself so that you will be ready for a higher place and If your employer cannot se you in a better p s sition, it is time to look else 1} where. As you start out some Sun day with a definite place in the country in view, @o start out with your job—have a definite place in mind that is ahead of where you ar: Desire is a stimulant. Be patient. Do more than your job be cause it will advance you 1 your own knowledga. As w # ite level, so ability al- tremendous ator Youre truly, ALFALFA SMITH. eS a ee i Copyright, 1922 (Sow Does a Girl kr, haw tratn she te and another at ithy | widower, who t and tukes her to hie LUNCHEON AND A SURPRISE. CO OMELING ind Sally Peters ime very good friends during between luncheon Although the luncheon from his Japanese servant, Misa Billings left the veranda to add a tew feminine touches to the repast “I wanted to meet you very much yesterday when you rowed by with young Croton,"* sald the widower, suddenly turning about and smiling at Sally, ‘He's a fine young chap who comes up here every season, but I re so much for your escort the interval n Rn of lawn tennis ves ordered don't ¢ to-day, * Inughed Sally as she gloat- ed over the fact that the widower JUSt as anxious to meet her as had become acquainted been to him, “There are a lot of flappers and youths up here lower, "Two young- Interest me are Milly Dare. unsophisticated Lighed the wi sters who espeelally twins, Hetty ver meet them?" “Mot them the first day [ was here dance and that Croton, the and y took me to a where Eemet Billy the hoy 1 first saw ome with” ‘Dp you Know those beastly Little ne ren y introduce me to you, xelaimed BUII- 1 t you might know oond that evening them to take me up. te n vt t sald Seo new eh with is That Mar Beauty \—— By Dovis Doscher —* Howden the orttt it causes, «its traces i farring — the ! of the fee att the mout! Th only one ease in a hundred do find any real Mysieal defect of tongue or throat that causes stam- mering In all " other cases it is i. mental control of ae JORIS DOSGHER Fn oon Ans. In most cases it is either that the stammerer thinks so fast the words do not readily follow the line of thought, or fively nervous the power But take heart! the subject and loses Of speech is exces control of There are on rec- ord many cu of fluent orators who in their early career were giled for their habit of stammering. This clearly) they had not as yet ned full control of their powers, but by persistent effort and will power were able to reverse a handi- cap. wes It is a strange thing that this habit of stammering is the easily acquired by such words as “and “don't yourknow" and similar ses. You repeat them every time you are at loss for a word and finally you stutter r every sentence you k repetition of phe The fact that excessive nervous- will paralyze sof the throat for a tim exsary {tis for a per- son who is subject to stammering to try and put the body in such physieal herfection tht nervousness naturally Asa ppon 1 uoonly stutter when Miuagussed, it fs easy for shock t. A‘little time de- ily of the proper thing to say and do at the proper time 4 ease. tthe then one But best of other per forgets all loosens and tongue spe tows fluent Phe wnomony a girl who has heen perteetly wret at n ela netien beean tunmered and od through ntreduction and such a had easton she could foslnt the rest of the ove The ule in ove Tg t! had hat think slowly and 1 © you speak at all " ce this pause in your nd it RIVES you time ty collect and form them inte the wordy before speaking a it ites mental coneentratic ox si the will pow and diathy practice to Overcome this habit, but t \ hay iv the new found vadtly is i t \ a) with thie undican, thinking that you are incur elle You bh, » one to blame but yourself, aa t s¢ simple if per- sistently followed, wit belp you over- come stammering ally’s Summer Caroline Crawford. York Evening World) by Press Publlshing Company. iver Marry Her Summer Beau? where she will spend nh. Richard Bonnington, Billy Croton, “Then er when she and Bonalh young 1 h you that very afternoon," flashed Sally before she thought Then the color mounted to bey cheeks and even the widower blushed for a second. “Do you mean you really wanted to meet me the first time you saw asked Billings. Tl a a “Well, shake hands,” replied the widower coming toward her and tak- ing the chair next to hers, “I was so Impressed with pou and so, oh, I don't know what you call it, but any- way, I simply wanted to meet you, that Is all, and I went home, got dressed and hunted those twins up In the village and asked about you." “They must want us to be enemies,’ sald Sally, “and Billy Croton also refused to introduce me We were having a plenic luneh on the water and I was so angry at him for not rowing by your boat and introduc- ing us that I made him row me to shore."* “It took young Bonnington to in- troduce us,” laughed Billings, “but 1 guess they couldn’t have kept us apart If we were both trying to meet each other. Now, after luncheon let's take a few swings in the tennis court on the shady side, then get out my car and motor right by the twins’ house, If they are on their porch, all right; If they're inside, we'll honic the motor horn and I'll ask them some ridiculous question Just to let them see us together.” ly burst out laughing and Itked Hillings all the better for his spirit of youth and childish delight in out- Joing others. He was bald, gray nd inelined to be portly, but there something very attractive and ven boyish about him. She always would lke an older man, but t had been her lot to meet younger men, At last she knew a mature man and a millionaire! Presently the lumeheon arrived and one corner of the veranda led with the delicacies of the Miss Rillings had prepared pecial mayonnalse for the shrimp and they had a delightful spread and chat. ngs's sister fell right into the in to let the twins know her broth- vr und Sally had become acquainted. Rillings was not thé type of man to keep a good story back and he readi- ly told his sister of both his and Sully's desire to meet each other, Must have been a case of love at ‘est sight." she laughed while Satly and the widower smiled and the lat- ter proposed a game of tennis. To-morrow—A machine, a man and a maid. ie vas felt. she was eason a ee ey How to prevent | Summer Colds | Unusual precautions necessary in this freakish summer weather’ By Dr. Charlotte C. West HIS summer is freakish in {ts | barometrical changes, and so it behooves every one to ,guard against taking cold, for summer colds linger and develop into more serious affections much more frequently than winter colds. It 8 @ wise precaution when off for day'souting to provide one's self with an extra garment for warmth, as one can never tell how low the tempera- ture will fall by eventide. Again, when overheated, do not throw off all cloth ing and sit In a draught to eool off, do not remain’ in the surf until your teeth chatter and your lips are blue; above all things, do not overindulge your appetite, We should all eat less in summer. but, aside from this, overloading the stomach frequently brings on a chill hecause so much blood ts attracted from the surface to the atomach to assist digestion. If you are also tired and clothed in scant garments, a cold Is likely to follow, When you feel a cold coming on, at once take a brisk purgative, pref- erably castor ofl; follow this with hot, all-over bath or a very hot mu tard foot bath; no matter how warm the weather wrap yourself in a blanket after taking the hot all-over bath, or while taking a foot bath, to induce perspiration, To further your pur+ pose drink a vary hot lemonade (wit) 1 dash of whiskey If you have 1g), Hot tea made of slippery elm sweet ened with rock candy is good. te also hot German chamomile — tea, Quinine and Dover powder, five grates of each, taken with the hot drink, and then slipping at once into a warga bed is usually abortive It ts well on urtsing In the morning to take a cool sponge, followed with an alcohol rub and more quinine. If the cold has not been checked, remain n bed and continue the treatment Take only hot Nquids, no solids: leanse the system | thoroughly. Twenty-four hours of this conduct Will naually suMce to break up any cold. \ large mustard plaster om tne chest and back, between the shoulder blades, and the same applied to the soles of the feet will quickly check hoarseness and bronchial tnflamma- tion, #0 nipping an oncoming cough ta the bud, ce ee ee