The evening world. Newspaper, August 30, 1920, Page 20

| ' te i | at By BIDE en iT COMES FROM HARLEM. em wit writes to ask if War- sata & Kemper's new success, q “Bat,” wes written by Babo Ruth, ‘tileen Huban, na Paddy! But why whe the only brogue in the fam- LIEBER TO STAR. Lieber wilteenter the field of ioieiearess stars soon, after ten : man for NRobort Wire” Ford will ‘be his he .MOROSCO TAKES ONE. Morosco has accepted a play] ‘cane Nichole called "Tho Gilded SGT THe SHORT CUT.” Goldreyer has changed tho his new play to “The Short ‘Florence Eldridge has been) <r pK PrWANOTHER LINCOLN PLAY. beg ad will move trom som ah Bijou to the 39th Street 0 | t. 6. The following evening | Dixon's drama of Lincoin, “A Man of the People,” will open} ov the Bijou. FILMS AT TE TEN PER. Whén the D. W. GriMth screen) version of “Way Down East” opens | wt) the 44th Street Theatre Friday | i@ will be sold at $10 each, | first night the prices will range, | Gfty cents to $5. “LASSIES” ON TOUR. “New York “Lassie” Company a tour at the Alvin The- ttsbungh,.on Labor Day. is belng onganized Pv cgiird Wis “CURTAIN RISES EARLIER, - “The Century Revue” at Promenade wil! begin at 8:8 instead of at % This In conflict with “The Midnight " which follows the revue. (ROLL PRESENTS” NOW, associated with Earl Car- wa het the production of “The Lady ‘the Lasky.” at the Republic, has to give hal [ited full credit an Gomnection wi play, Here- Hee te sen, wn eed! tari Carroll om A TRIBUTE. Prom Greenwich Village comes the tribute to the late Arthur “Boerybody's friend, yet friendless, ’ The “ehain” that he helped wag end- dete. Neé-cause was too small, too big, Both lover and lovedt-Arthur Brigg. datos OR. RR, E off again, and a whole tell the fan®about it. BDITOR } ° Srpibaurcabiees @hem-know if you put the first foot forward and slept while the hen- @cuit were being boiled. And those who haven't yet been joined and tied vat 4 up ‘can tell us how it looks from the « ytaiders’ point of view. Make ‘om er @rief and snappy this week, and at] 1.In y oe country is polyands ate na vert i most generally practised? ene oF he Bose See anngue % Who was the last king of Bat week, The prize will be a vient hacMemoirs of ‘Terrible Ai, 8 What j# the native name of Tor @pPerrible Al writes ‘em arte R 4 e@eam Ouija-until he sputters the} 4 What in t me of the Clev ‘@ngwer to the question: Sey ently killed tn e with ikees ? “BHOYLD HUSBAND OR wire} 6 What trand _. GET-UP FIRST IN THE MORNING? | ‘e0 to five horns? Al, Larchmont — Listen Ms Boarders, to the way I do it, ola alarm clock tinkles it firmly push her ou) the time breakfast |: me and I get up. She also About Plays and Players (RANK TINNEY is to gtve up! if the territory the first won't | Mat r ih COMIC PAGE - x AUGUST 30, 1920 DUDLEY | Said Silas McGuggin in Pee- weeple's store: “A President's soon to be chosen once more. Some people Uke Harding and others like Cow, Say, I could beat either, I'll bet my blue socks, The women thts time wilt decide who goes in, and if I were running .that'e just why I'd win, Now, I ain't a beauty, but you will agree the ladies have always been partial to me. I'd travel around ‘holding parties and such, With gossip I'd keep all the fair ones in touch. To kisa all the babies T eurely would plan, The world would goon ace ‘ I'm a real ladies’ mon.” “You sure are some alicher,” said Grandpa McGee. “The women would love you—fuat take it from me, I'd vote for you, too; you're so pretty and. sweet.” Old Silas grew mad, turhing red ag a bect. Said he: “Tisten,~ grandpa, you've never showed yet that you had a knowledge of real ettiket." Aa. Silas stalked out, Uncle Barnahee amiled, Said pe: “Keerfut, grandpa! You'll get Silas riled.” Gossip. The new Klaw Theatre will be called that, Stuart Robson jr. is a stage man- | ager with the ‘Irollies.” George Arliss has ret ed from London and is rehearsing in “Polde- kin. Emily Stevens will resume her role In “Foot-Looxe" at the Little Theatre to-night. Janet Martine hea returned. trom |France to resume her vaudeville work. The first dress rehearsal of the new ae Frolic” wit! be held to- 5 on Myers \s now dancing at the Rivoll, She was in “What's in a Name?” Holbrook Blinn will open at the Comedy Theatre to-night in "The Bad ‘n.” “The Greenwich Village Follies" me hop off to-night at the G. V. The- atre. Rehearsals for “Mecca” began on the Century stige to-day with 400 people present. Al Jolson will begin his third sea- son in “Sinbad in Montreal to-night. George Washington saw “Good Times” at the Hippodrome Saturday night, He lives on, West 188th Street, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, If you would be robbed of your good Bara, put it In your umbrelia,—tan- n. FOOLISHMENT. Phere was. @ young woman named Mary, Who waed t0 dite twice on a cherry, Oh, she wad so dainty And powder and painty She angered the hired man, Jerry. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ai week to go with this import "From the advance notices of Terrible Al, LaschENGni AEG Venis . Amby of Madrid it looks as though there would be a landslide, do yqu think of the picture, 3 the latest ope taken. Now get busy before the rest of the crowd gets /of you and send in the answer to the morning. nap question. «If. wifie you out of bed this morning * . at i | made you get breakfast because Or Iet of “Billy cried for an hour.” “Did he get it?” girls? Isn't the editor just too sweet? should_get up at the same time and each should do half of the work. And here are the last answers to the old question, CAN A WOMAN KEEP A SECRET? Handsome Harry—I told a fair maid a secret once, for the first and last time, She called my sister, and in half an hour it was buck to the girl who started it. Quicksilver of Highbridge—a wom. 4n's version of @ secret is: Hither i's not worth keeping, or it's too good to keep. Blue Eyes of Downtown Broad- way—Yes. Otherwise my_ sensidio boss would have fired me jong ago a a Fhe oe r —What do you say, fel- lows a your hammers and bu |tin horns. “It's time to give the ladies aed * sheep has fro Why as the profession of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle before Ye took J river ave the Shoshone ¥| &. How many Crusades were un- The Literary Indigestion Passco By Tre Borneo AND Sensecess IT TAKES A WOMAN LONGER To MAKE UP Her Mind THAN Her FACE Bvervtpine Derenps on THe Pot oF VIEW. 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