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MONDAY, AUGUST 30,1920 id | F / The First Close Relative of Pope Benedict XV. to Settle in New York Says— “New York People Know How to Do Things; Our Girls Are the Envy ae of H. C of L. Profiteers Why Do W Lik Show Their Ankl PI ‘And Woman Organizer to Combat y Do Women Like to Show Their Ankles—Plus, Of Their Sex All Over the World” High Prices Are to Be Married When the Show Isn’t Always Worth Price of Admission? oo... scccco cpu cachet From wortnem Howard Figg and Miss Edith Strauss, Both of Whom Are Aiding as — : = Italy Have Chosen America as Their Home Because There Is the Department of Justice to “Fight” ice So Much in Our Manners, Customs and Institutions — to 7 iid Out Whet me on MN a les Med fl e | Millions of Girlies Have Beautiful Eyes} Thousands Have Kissable Adivive, ¥ r: ousewife an ill-Paying ] | Husband Are Up Against. Mouths; Hundreds Possess Grecian Noses, BUT There Isn't One | : By Mazte E. Clemens. 4 u 7 ’ hs st got to cli own’ How, 1 PT; 9 Copyright, 1020, by The Press Publishing Co (The New York Bventng World). F | URS ne tuen oe SHED EWR Bw RBH Ho Yeallng | ina Hundred Who Flits About On a a ‘Pair of Frankiebaileys. GEYY HE, ava wo! chosen America for w home?” Hecause Chere tx x0 Por Howard Figg— e e o* y) ev ' much in American mannem, customs and institutions to a tre,” ] Strona hve qrent aime es vente Werias tapaetee one Here ja a declaration from a source frum which one would $ Mile illus nie “sd bell dh tad least expect It. Mme. Christian Mauromer, the bride of Dr. Christian Mau- Sa Ne illustration of a rts tn high prices brought about by the Sor vities ponies late Of the Medical Branch’ of the Aviation pe ef the Malian ; ~-that same Howard Figg is Leal to get ‘married! And I leave it to all the but because she ia the favorite cousin of His Holiness lope Benedict XV } rest of the husbands if being one ts not likely to give more power to Howard's arm to turn him into such a Samson, in short, that the H, C. of L, really WHY get its never-get-over, She and Dr. Mauromer were mayried last November after a four yeas engagement, the fruition of which was deferred by the war, which for a tune raged rather heavily around Northern Italy, whence the bride comes, Her mother was a first cousin to the Pope, and the Pope's sister, Countess Giulia Perdico della Chi- esa, Mme, Mauromer’s nunt, also was extremely ‘ fond of the girl, who has ’ | / ; decided t start her ma- ture life far from the scenes of her childhood, in @ googrnphical sense, Hor fuinily history would make her the “aristocrat to hat finger tips" of the fash- jon novel, She is a Contessa by Might of birth, her maiden name and title being Contessa Lelia Blege di Costubissaro, and she is the niece of Count Lelio Bouin Lougure, Ttalian Ambassador to France, Bie and the doctor have taken F the Angelica Gerry home ¢ 4 at No. 816 Filth Avenue, a ‘ py to which they will mov. from thelr tompornry quarters in the Hotel Sa- Voy aa noon us It js made yeady for them, The Contoxsa Ix stim as (A t to figure and would ho \Y Past) fe considered tall for a wom- } A Horse Race Is Not Complete With- an, measuring about fiv out a Grand Stand of Pretty Ankles. feot elght inches, Her eyes are large and lumt- nous, her manner quiet, yet with a musgestion of Py AD) energy that tx typical. of the ab ae one ey countries, for sho comes i vin the foothills of the Alps, which ‘1 Roy L Pcordel), divide ttaly from Switnertand and the Seer areier ecen tained bt Cayrignt, 1090, hy The Pree Peldhiog Oo, boundaries of the Austro-Hun- Sine! Ste ork neenine World garian Empir Gemnite Maden binant steays a because there's no more "She fe the firct close relative of a Inch, she te delightfully feminine on = EOI Tey . Sass Roum ,, And there's more to the story, The less than 50 cents a pound—can't you future bride of Howard Figg is Miss ne ne nents iy fr Howard, and © ae 5 ; ste 1 imagine Howard making the Edith Strauss, daughter of Mr. and Hitcher feel that the Us S ANtOH. C Mrs. Charles Strauss of New York. of L. campaign really “has tecth in Who is head gf the Woman's Division it? “of the Department of Justice, chief of And nothing will so convinc beer and skittles, at least to make this country her h her intercata, the campaign for fetching a feminine assistant to the Attorney General that there's no more beer except aturally | asked her just what The French people know better f Sideswipe inst old H.C. of L. It women’s clothes are far too costly as home brew, what's the matter with a W& the motive behind it, and her than any one else in the World haw Was from Miss Strauss's office that having to pay the bills for a few hats Sometimes Even the Best Turned same of pinochle?” asked Mr. Jarr pli adele yin the expr Hey of a: to design women's clothing,” she said, Were emanated recently a horrific 1 and suits. Without wishing r any Calves Never Feel the Sting ® a jon our ways and methods wut it is the American woman who of the luxury expenditures in these i luck. most women will hope that of Salt Water. meeting bis friend Slavinsky, the gla- quoted, ak tet shows the world how to wonr them. ) United States fi the past year, with Mias § LUSS'S 1: hu will not he z e the American people because | think the American women are .ex- f + tHe pointed intimation that for many ample and that her hushand will By Marguerite Dean. There win't nothing the matter thes Imve a way of doing this. T tramely artistic and they show. won- 4 an American family the High Coat of ome milliners’ and dressmakers’ Cre ba cae On with my gaine of pinoehle," replied think every ghoul! do something, dertul taste in their selection of both Ltting was really the Cost Hilgh accounts submitted to him before “** New York ‘Weening Woild,) - Mr. Slavinsky, “but you play sae ie ye 1 in rome way e mane modes and shades. They seem to living, If 1 remember tly, long os sige caine, and, ax the feller mya, ‘W he world wome resomponae for tho know. too pw far ome Planos and tobacco were two of tie Mr has jeut obtained his HY do women like to show fant be cured must be Insured!" Joy of living we reccive In return. (roa tm det, iy (ar ahOrt OF exe ) tAbooed Inxuries, In the Str ense to wed in Silinas, Cal, near their ankles—plus? “Well, we should have non And I propow to keop myself occu- ai timen a propor relationghip, , be- | gstablishment let im hope there which he is now atat at DI Seu istniine, about cool niehts, even tf L do play badly,” pled as well, There are so ANY tween nnpearance and combort.? i We ne “erand or upright" and that t Monte, Cal. The wedding ; csi dat ; le ti TAA Mr. Jurr persisted, ‘It would be like things “& woman can 3 and, t ‘Ae to.conditions tn italy. tha Con- y ede of the house will chew the has not en aM i uN de- tussia ac voland and os J f old. times,” merican wor n havo been eo dlever tessa is 1 " " wt peasimiatic, hixurious we spatehes, Hut re Cox, and consider one of the real “Well,” replied Mr. Slavinsky, in finding out how to do them that ““s . Byt just think what a marvelously tien of ultim csmic problems—or two of them, thea din't no enchoyment like auc- Tam sure a9 eoon as T get acquainted ; aren eee Nay — thore. al Cr SERCH ae OL aa GUL SU abale ec trp ( eh biped, They ure ion plnochle.” I will find plonty of waye to do my tf. short visit and they tallyrou silt from the union of two such ¢ should get toget 5 since woman ix a biped, ey us that the Italian people are progper “Let's arrange to play Monday share pense sharps us M truss and M wuss the best _ easy problems to consider—some- nishta ag goon as the cool weather “America tas alwaye atood in tho Slat, ae Cary, Be romiciy nas fee 4 ge! if_ever two could live more they can purchase times—as masculine readers will be comes," Mr. Jarr suggested even of the young men of Italy as ® it Core true, The priose of everythiba cheaply than one, they're the t ent inflated prices the first to admit. in short, it is no: "Hepler won't be uble to play,” ree hind of opportunity, and there has ire wy high, the poor people red And just th hk how the rest of «like experience of the lnbie oe eonsidesation On Yhe outt marked Mr. Slavinsky, “He can't be alee been in the Tralian he tn sort without, because they eannot earn thie iikely to benefit from this romance of tenehing one-time ack pnsiderath a out much for @ while. He's gol 4 of a sense of responsiblity for the SI lOul mM official Wwe shingt re bedi ba one ar oe it ee i ef men that a solution is still un- THE cs new baby by this house. My, he, ls American people because America money with which to ‘buy weehoy prospective Mr = fine at | sa found, and that the problems remain, FECT FIRST now that Nitti ls out, things may ¢ home better, but who can tell?" pleased, That makes nine boys, and was ‘discovered by an Italian. Rut it so to speak, in the air, whenever he sald to me he will show what & certainly has proved a wondertul land "tng Contessa abd her husband ive lovely woman stoops to being photo- fine basal: team he will have Jn Bis ot opportunity for hows of our Ttal- some wonderful art treasures. De ¢ family, He will empire the games. inn pcople of ail grades, But it is a don the steps of a summer re- Why Is It That 99 Per Cent. of Female Ship Arrivals Display a Lithe Limb? Tt ull is an American jand of opportunity to our young Saupe: Sahertted: sheen Batti iepen vse or the deck of an ocean «, * game, and now he's got nine boys women, too, though the Itallan young men of Udine, and. at ha each Ww" oh, why do women Uke to show thelr ankles—plus? There Is play baseball he | golng in for woman has never had the freedom half of hin great art ion tol the hekledicta.” sito 0 tt thwnt no divining rod in my desk, nor am I the seventh daughter off “ckledicks Of AOD: Ane) MOxemens. Mies Nee Imply cannot get decent st | WHAT LW ULD DO ever sit with ‘our knees crossed IRENE row up without hearing © seventh daughter. So I have Interviewed, briefly, several au-% interested in footbnt aid Mr. Ja@rr. envied of her vex all over the world. herited the great fortune. ‘Dr. Mau- LOE'S injunction from her careful os, and I give you thelr answers to this problem of the age. Take$ ‘Tt takes eleven to play Wit Hance, they have not becn able to romer'a trend at thought. can no ‘ Mt, 1920, by The Trem Hublishing Co, ('tho New York Eventue Wor i. 4. And still It does not "take"! your choice: At ane Janotiire ue Rangle and oy advantage of the opportunity @8 judged from the fact that on his en INCE Arthy ker, a clerk, economy of the highest or- Binine Hook ota en bes) en wne THE CLERGYMAN: “Because of natural depravity.” bah Aaa OPES fae HIGVIOAKY WHEE, Thin thee Cech co etn ey meee ironies Nate the Army. he nad te ah e heir to $50,000,000 the que an City of New York is to-day instinctively into what may be called }THE ROUNDER: “Why does a chicken cross the road? To was the matter with the bunch thet tunity to do a useful act, In thet I Children's Ald Society of Italy, “T | has been put up to prominent caring twenty thousand father. the conventional pose for the news- sport will follow her.” it didn’t get together to play auctlOn nyaght bo ablo in some way to trane had no one but Lalla, and she had people what they would do if over Ie Night some one left them such a sum, own me like we vised to at Gusts remarked Mr, Jarr to the ss ch Iren in the homes of their Paper pholographers—one knee holst- §THE BURLESQUE ACTRESS: “To take the broiled lobster out of my hers under the jurisdiction €d over the other, one shoe om the mouth? rd of Child Welfar sround and of plant to the young Italian mind euch enough in her own righ wan, his American ideals and methods of doing explanation. This ramark brought oe moe pointing toward the o newcomers e—now tings which seam to bean improve out in & oamual conversation 4n yeh The Mayor of New York first said La 7 lent of this board and one borizon at an angle of 43 degr THE HOSIERY PROFITEER: “To prove she never wears darned At mention of a8 place—ni if ment on our time-honored system, I was telling ‘him af cariain cone i ‘that he would drop dead. But that If gethe founders of the movement that — And the beautiful women, American stockings ong with Niuevah and’ Tyre—all and parhage in that way we can adapt the Children's Court on which Chad Aid survive the & he would created the Widows’ Pension Law, I se, who arrive from THE ORDINARY MAN: “To fool us into thinking we'll see something “KD cea at being alone int? Hallan usage those ways you have been working, and of what splendid take care of the poor mothers und believe | ain safe in saying that there Oi na Libed Rt brs worth while. We never do.’ Ci ‘ BY mle, MiG ete ene uty here which are mdapusble and witch romults the Children's. Soctety her “ Ts - 8 no department in the efty more all arr hat every ship- a ' ve Broce Ore) int are an improvement." a accomplished. ghuldron the cits. ‘The Muyor i# no department: | canter five board snapshot. even if It shows a {THE WOMAN: "Why, the ideal 1 don’t do any auch thing. What af clork is a union ‘clerk and he don't Siti tn Tl ey tm te a Society Ww molng to like wated ‘ veilid face, a head turned away, perfectly horrid suggestion! .And, anyw want to work all night, and ne Men have no business looking at m wife wants to hes union en formerly cared foe children have bee y during the wartime wrangles @ have to 0} depleted fifty per cent, It hay cost over. tha freedom of the seas, : that to keep peace in the furily last . 7 a ; fhe ehtAear ee : to nwear oft pinochle, too, ; it half-ae fouoh to keep avcnild Kaiser and Von Tirpita knew enough covered, Since the widespread adop- he took a spo'tin' chance!” But now year | had te Home of its mother us in an fot to Interfere with the freedom of tion of these freaks of fashion lifo he weds a sure thing—-uaually a de- Sid Mr. angle, "Its a grand gam @. Oaern Maal , ition the knees of feminine seagoers has never boon the same for many pressingly sure thing, No women he. DUC It doran't save dayligh not t it's nobody's busin ‘A man can fleht | diving for himself asd hie usually, but a mother inn children to care for, face , Problem a She must earn money or she must be separated from her children. these bwe « ¢ ¥ Blend) tuys way, likely source to get an Interested dia- ndditions to Its numbers This yeu ha that have fully equipped as to ankles and shins ; . in A eynical friend of mine suggests New York men. Heves any longer that the be “We could get Np an excuse to he Martusrite Mowers rs “It's the parting from loved ones I IG ee tHet every Gay ny that the p agents of the “Once upon a time,” Mra, Fiske ob- of candor ts pi Bgl carer ert out late once in a while,” suggested Ber , Maranalll ufter th th of the ad winner Wh anted t ae ie HR Yeboah » xorved twinklingly In Mis’ Nellie of frunknoss to the point of extromitye, ME. Jarr : A Omprrieht, 1030, by The Weems Publishing Co (The New York Rveulng World), of the family that 18 the saddest eet eee othe future would have He, doing publicity for hosiery New Orleans,” “when a inan married of two extremities “An excune what would jo with N the punctuation of love a kiss phase of life Vid te pb atop. thi i the - i € ti fe qe nufacturer Rut if that were you wife would be Bie ae my nay be an exclamation po T had $50,000,000 or anything Like it? the chan Sr rereiter aie ately wife,” said Muller, “If 1 was to come fPhese are very wise words from of these otNidren must quit ik ae with a gold necklace mit dia- ry ear o help PAC are ¢ nd way « raffle | the worthy Mayor iy TR Guestion on which this artic 1 aay won It at @ raft real home mond It N ty, however powerful, can 4c 1 y ¢ if A a6 (1G. gOba” fount itseif great until it has seon Hive « Little money t motors) BOaoH—k SAAN bi dane Par te am, Oy “Tye got an idea,” said Mr. Jurr 5 1a poor child, in place of their children’s wares In first paragraph—is i mist > ‘o the othe welfure of every poor ehild. (TP that they might have their ex. Why do women like to show their MTS Td tk ate high i ag tra schooling, ankles—plus—when the show {an't dinner of some lodge we belong to. a comma (short pause) or @ porlot (full stop) ‘fully? For t Boing a wife is the only profession in which It tg the general rule that those who do the least work receive Mth the price of admission? When our wives kick we can may ‘Yes the largest financial reward. Going pwn. aioe aad seanra esa ane ieiae ing in woman, I have the right to @4 BIDE DUDLEY. but they ere going to have Beautiful ‘There are still plenty of young and movhen And Sekine! SOMA! BING ele ding w his dell souvenirs Pm re e >, e A Do live or friend to ¢ r them while | in goat Teen cee Se Coprrteht, 1020, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Rrening World) “Towel we get them souvenire Hiatal bed OT IRS Seite | Me GEE ene. otto well tai Rone indred’ who fita about on a 66 HLL,” aid Popple, the Bhip- most enough to get the sult. If be Med Slavinkky, Tush ap ill aeak velat tn j Lhd pete renga aoe ‘ of “frankieballe Probably ping Clerk, “vacation time !0ses I'll pay back the two with inter- Panay,” replied: Me. Tarr. s URe A EAR ca a LE.—Tils a pers hame might not be broken i : AREER AN temiaiae Daas: ln almost here for ua, 1 o#t. How's that? to some of those wholesale no’ a In the B. V. (Before Volstead) days foul question, so Brace yours tw adeno aap xs points tx a really symmetrical, charm- ‘i ‘ ‘Say, what are you talking about?” ‘“ealers and buy @ dozen cueap ot drinking was not compulsory, but i if Rat hilar children 80 ingly curved and proportioned leg, Suess I'll go to the tall timbers. Popple demanded, “We're going to Panese vases, or rag dolls, or ant ince Prohibit! . "2 that the children these widows tr ave bes ° “In Maine?" asked Mise Pi h by thing of that Kind, and take @ camel's since Prohibition the most temperate De you ever “get rattled”? would not noed to take the first job Millions of girls have beautiful eyes n Main al #8 Primm, chip in and buy you a suit if you quit ra mint aad idinwi Stet from, the hoswhe r oheWhat ca it and who cares? Was aifered, but Would scours Thousands have lovely mouths. Hun- Private Secretary to the Boss. Jou! Bile Huey Gnd som s FOle Dee ee Lp @ hospitality: o nie you ever “go up in the air”? Me {oR whiGh they were par. arede have Jan noses. But only t7@ means some Brooklyn hamber Yea," said ®pooner, “and here you print On them ‘Houventr he 4 home-browing friends there is neither ieWho siarts the action? y ‘Te utter years once in a long the in there a lee yo 046 gaia Bobbie, t Olice Bey, Ste, Taving on about betting on «a Dinner of the Sheltering “sa cecape nar reenite ‘Do } ever show violent fits ,of , Mick Which tapers to an ankle neither Yare, sald Moons he Office Boy, race-horse with my money, Aren't Wok Wok’ or something like t he proverbial hen who hatehed i caren ¥ tlivy diq. thlek nor bony, which shows a t “They pile ‘em tall over you grateful to us for wanting to help That sort of junk is awful cheep Acadaen: la fa (lle mani One nrost { : Bee My 4 that ta plump without belng heavy, an mage, OUT ; And xo to take time by the forelock, ducklings ls no more disconcerta aieawhcn it Atte atunbed, which has no disfiguring stick-llke en, kid!" said Popple, “Why | “Of course I am," said Bobble, “but a committee on souvenirs was ap- an the mai marcia a woman / aaa iit SARRGUE, ou cut out the cheap jokes? how In Halifex can I get a suit with pointed, a dollar a plece was collected equipped with o self-starting mind [x Pats weak families out ““Wiite-topped shoes and white to reform and you may amount only five bones? to finance the proposition, and then and who then tries to crank her up. f 4 a rom! ¢ Jwellings and put them into. combined with short ekirts, to something In the Jong run. ' e'll deposit that with the store the corner conspiracy adjourned sine Neither the prettiest girl nomthe — /7 Ward anid « anny, wry rooms. J would Wer slow from which the anatomy 1 do replied Bobbie, Hor tatlor as first payment,” sald die best dancer, nor even the richest git ( o- You can w Ured. working ther and of New York women haa never re- N¢Yer spring another Joke. Spooner, hen you can eaally Meet esse ae has the ghost of a chance againat S a ia children oa Yacation several J It you stick to thit J all chip the deferred payments the young thing who can make the > RE ap yeoks !n the summer out on God's nand buy you 4 sult of clothes,” said “I know a tatlor named Frogg “you can go naked #o far as 1 am toggest eyes and exclaim most son- eR TALON green a and under conditions of mat 8 life miserable, who refused Miss Tillie, the Blond Stenographer, who'll make you a sult on those concerned,” vincingly; “Ob, tan't it WONDER ag a 1 the least possible care to them to rent his place to little children, "Yes," sald Miss Prim. “I'll give a 4." bald Popple. But,” replied Bobble, as he pre- FUL to be a man!" . Be Ue 1 wou poor woman who | would put « playground on every dotlar What wort of clothea does Frogg pared to exit, “if Lo naked how can ome women are born to aivores, some achieve divorce, seme hove i yenorally when it is washes « for a living an electric roof of every building that housed — "And Wo will lL" came from Spooner, make?’ agked Misa Prin 1 meet the doferred payment divoros thituet apad thom rain and you prepare for wast and an tron children. i Arye the little Bagi ker mes eal \ Jumpers, I'd aay,” came from Bol- think 1 Maio bo gear old ult ‘she laughs beat who laughe where no lover heare her, ne of your “fits” looms on L would put a muste-hox in the ‘These put a few of the things I “ine!” sald Bobbie, "We'll take ble and my dear Ke x 4 ‘ :, peemaree-KEEP. STILL, home ol mily who loved muale. would do lf | had $60,000,000, What the $2 and make a ten-to-one bet on Popple drew a long breath and “I withdeaw my dollar,” suid Mise ‘w the only rebate oftered me woman who gets @ divorop for ly, ALFALFA SMITH I would prosecute the landiord and would you do, gentle reader? some horse. If be wins I'll have al- scowled at the boy. “Now,” he said, Primm, her past expenditures of effort, falth and love, ws sain 5 ‘ ¢ \ . 4 Pap aera MAREN eC) ALY Rate iS MMM HUT ast Se rere ev