The evening world. Newspaper, August 30, 1920, Page 13

HOME BREWED CHERRY BOUNCE _. STARTS WATER BOTTLE JAZZ bt | ‘Bxplosion Following “Sick Friend” Visit Amuses i ' Baby But Costs: Wife New Dress. hin hopes began to rise when his wife Lebo By Farmer Smith. met him with « cherry smile and a NS FARMS, N. J, Aug. 30.—| kiss sixty seconds short of the time peereful survey of the directory of | allotted in the movies, beautiful suburb of Newark will init upper she was puzzled, for her ultive mind told her all was not preveal the true name and of-| weil because hor husband was light Sddress of either Mr. X. nor! hearted one minute and depressed But these names will have to| the next, This annoyed her, as sho presenting as they do two yery| ©xPected to broach the subject of a pprtant inembers of this commun- ify, {#0 far as gossip goos. new fall drese that very evening. Returning from Newark on the At length Mr. Y. arose and said sweetly; “I'm going to ace a sick friend. Be back in a minute, Mrs. Y. offered no objection, for the thought of that dresa was’ still fresh in her mind. she sat down to read the Homely Housewife's Com- |Panion, while thoughts of the sick friend episode brought up unpleasant memories in her mind, She had t story before, but not re- ondered as she read. had just finished sampling le cherry bounce when he was called to greet Mr, Y., and as they sat around the table ‘and the lcherry bounce began to disappear they built country homes, bought racing cars and finally tried to place the strength af the cherry concoction | on_a eomparative basis. Counting Ice cream soda as zero, they arrived at the following table: | Beer they rated at 26, while the real thing reached 50. Hard cider was marked 75; whiskey they gave 126; Jersey Hehtning received 140, while} with childish glee that shook th raftere they marked cherry bounce at 150. ‘Then they stopped to rest. “1 pay, old top,” began Mr. X. “Nothing will do but you muss take shum of this good stuff home with y THEY POURED jT INTO A AMOT WATER heard . ‘Nothing didding. It will'cost me silk stockings and oyster feathers. It'll be too expensive. Your wife ‘sway—less have another party here.” “Cantcher take a wee nipple home in a bottle?” “Say, you done know my wife. She'll see that bottle with oulja-like | persisshun, Get me?" Mr. X. shook his head doubtfully. ‘“{ gotsher," he replied. Then a bright idea struck him, as he jumped up and ran in the rear of the house, In a few minutes he returned with @ rubber hot water bottle. 1 trdiley the other night Mr. X. said to IM#. Y. in strictest confidence: ome over to my house to-night. We some jolly home-made cherry * ie.” ‘You are speaking in a dead lan- at stuff is out of date,” 4 X. looked grieved, “You heqrd, what I said. ‘Tell your wife wu you_are going out to see a sick “Put a little cherry bean in| friend and beat it to my house— he exclatmed triumphanty, » by drop they uncertainly Mr. ¥. grew very thoughtful. He had an tdea the “sick friend” story ~ ‘was.also a thing of the dim, distant past. poured the precious liquid into the rubber bottle, and as they screwed the top on the clook struck 1. t haff pass sumpin, or 1s {t L asked Mr. Y. 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It embodies all the latest Player devices and is constructed so that any one can play any selection with the same expression as when played originally by the artist. The tone is deep and mellow, so much sought after by the tinished musician, and, of course, this instrument can be played by hand in the regular way. Send Name and Address for Full Particulars. NAME. ADDRESS sound like the fear tire of a jitney exploding. ‘Dhe pS including Mrs, ¥. soon enveloped in a thick, ot bounce mist of foam, The ar scenery was ruined, inoluding © dress, new furniture, draperies and wal The total damake wos $139.66, which was not covered by either life, fre or accident insurance However, 100 per cent. of the In- habitants ‘of Lyons Fanns have something new to talk about! leper so Mialghtad Ne in end by “foward noon her curiosity got the better of Mra. Y., and she started to investigate the mysterious wat bottle, The baby was now asleep, whe took the bottle into the parlor and carefully unscrewed the cap. It turned rather hard. ry With a@ terrific atrain she un- screwed it. There was a hissing sound, a muffled roar, Then came a he et Less put him on in oy nt peter ra, under my coat." my sushpe A lone traveller, apparently hump- backed, strolled the streets of this town that night, and when he reached home and unlodked the door wife, areeted him with, “Jawn, you've been drinking!” “No, indéedie, dartin’,” replied John. But to make assurance doubly sure, Mra. ¥. threw her arms around her husband and gave him a Kies, As she did so, her hand struck som thing soft and wobbly under her hu band's coat With the diplomacy worthy of was French generai small and tall, Borden’s Milk is food tle under the mattress of his bed. for all. ” shouted Mrs. Y. ons rivtycoecond rea ie, Y front room, But Mr. Y, was fast aslep, dream- ing of being chased up cherry trees by wild bulis, while he threw rub- ber water botties at them from the limbs. Morning came, as it always doos, in Lyons Farms, Mr. ¥. hurried for his car, bil#sfully forgetting the bot- tle that repomed so peacefully ‘under bis mattress, By and by Mrs. Y.’s curiosity | the better of her and she ati] hunt and soon discovered the be fot of her search, As she lifted the mattress, the hot water bottle came into view, It moved, it Jumped—it bounced. The ‘bottle wabbled so peoultar: that Mrs. Y. instantly thought te might amuse the baby, who happened to be crying at that very minute, Into the bedroom she went, the hot Spend tugging her along with uncanny jerks, ‘The baby stopped crying Lh tiene lat the alight of the red rubber It took the cherry-bounoe-filled. bots tle, te er it, kissed Jt and threw it on the floor, where it turned a somer- Kiddies who drink BORDEN’S MILK daily lay a solid foundation for health. Refreshing well as nourishing, RDEN’S MILK supplies an adequate amount of energy necessary - kee the human machine LS alate, Er digested, as well as economical, Reh "S Mig should be partaken of freely by grown-ups as well as youngsters. Phone for our representatice and arrange for daily delivery or call the man on the wagon. This is Prize Rhyme No. 43. 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