The evening world. Newspaper, November 6, 1919, Page 26

Pea Che ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PU! Published Daily Except Sundey, a4 the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to Is Lifel Fables for the Fair By Marguerite Mooers Marshall ! hath DA ATENETERC CONG Ub ENGAGE S60 FS; ORY I'L E a RALPH PULITZDR, President, 63 Park Row, , A WO ‘OU Le NOUS SHAW, Treasurer, 6 LEB ow, ANY HOUSEWORK ARE WILLING To LEARN § PREPARE THE The Fable of the Fatigued Business Man— J. A. § JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary BuT 1 AM WILLING ) ONNER Moral—Love Cannot Live by Dollars Alone MEANER OF THR ASSOCIATED PRESS, To LEARN For = WATCH Me bby The Prese Publishing Oo, (The New York Rrening World.) ‘ ‘ T was a real love match, I Everybody said, ine Ned to the use fe publication of all nal NGL ROI EM PTT ey Balle ENte A With “made in heaven” stamped all over it He wasn't a spendthrift, She wasn't a sport; Their west side apartment, thelr “moderate-priced” car and each other's society Were preferred by this antediluvian young couple to all the shows, studto parties and jazz This side of Harlem. | He even liked her so much he him! It lasted Till he sold himself to Simon Legree of Wall Street, | A baldheaded, benevolent widower, | Who was treasurer of his church, counsellor of his home town, fusse chief for all its war drives, And a doting father, | But who believed in paying one man's salary for two men’s work In picking and stealing from his subordinates’ brains, YeEsTERday 1 TAUGHT You B YESTERDAY | To fill the vacuum back of his own Icicle-blue eye, | PRESIDENT TO GOVERNOR. | T WAS a fine thing President Wilson did when he te Gov. Coolidge of Massachusetts his congratulations on the latter's re-election. The telegram read: “I congratulate you upon your election as a victory for Jaw and order. When that is the issue all Americans stand together.” Millions of citizens of the United States, Democrats as well as} “Republicans, would be glad to have their names follow the President's | mnder that message. 2 What happened in Massachusetts last Tuesday has given the coun-| try new confidence and courage. ‘The vast majority of Americans are | rraphed to 2 ked her to come downtown and lunch with CO % i Taucat Y, In lashing forward his “bright young men” ihiads ol Var 0 With ot of promi f not thinking of Gov. Coolidge’s victory as bearing on party prospects} skace (UL TEACH You Ts SERVE . bs And ihe sanibarion Nake tie Maginost car’ itieal ¢ i blic sadershi Massa- | i . Naturally fae ext year’s political campaign ad Tel ceeded eae — To DAY HLL Q The young husband who became Simon Legree’s chief of stat chusetts and elsewhere will make a big mistake if it tries to capitalize | TEACH You T } ¢ Made more money than ever before— | qithe election results in the Bay State on any such busis. | WASH THE (Although about a third of what he was worth to the firm)— \ see What the country sces in the action of the Mussachusotts elee- DisHes / Sided & HORe Se penmce Sparen enh Bought his wife pearls and a new super-six and an English butler, ought, poor fool, he was a SUCCESS, downtown and at home He didn’t realize That making money for her is the very LEAST thing a man can do for a@ woman, And making love TO her the very greatest! He forgot ‘That the more money he made the less time he had with his wife, That the more money he made the more tired he grew, That the more money he made the less he made love! As for her, She didn’t tell her architect or her portrait painter that she was “misunder- stood,” And suggest an elopement, via Reno. That isn't done as often as the novels would have you think She simply filled up her life with trivialities, The newest dance steps, the newest uplift, the newest religion; c | gAorate is the declaration of a great American commonwealth that class Seonscionsness and class tyranny shall not wreck democracy as this Nation has known and practiced it. eo That platform is big enough and solid enough to hold every blican and every Democrat in the United Stutes. 4» When a Democratic President congratulates a Republican Gov- fernor elected on a fundamental issue of Americanism, the congratula- can be echoed by the whole Democratic Party without sacrificing fone iota of Democratic principles. President Wilson did the right thing in the right way, and only the pinheads of his own party will fail to applaud him She killed a lot of time choosing her clothes , +4 YESTERDAY | TAUGHT You p | And supporting the tea-rooms just off Fifth Av . ii» : P TO WASH DISHES To Day To Morrow | Won'T BE HERE TOMORROW] | Ana eating sweets and palling 105 fat, re . One union for the United States—a union of the WHOLE (LL TEACH SOu TS CLEAN YOu CAN BRECHIN | CAN Ger HIGHER WAGES] | And roing to a masseuse and getting thin again, * United States. lis constitution—the Constitution of the United | |THE HOUSE He Al be Dong Au. THE OW | aed eT, hair and new complexions, . . Its bershii loyal citizen of the United [ake DOvSe ie If she cried a little By apa membership—every loy: en of the Unite | AS WORK YOURSELF When his ravelled nerves made him cross at dinner, NOW THay é | And general exhaustion sent him to sleep in the library over his paper, | HEA GNE Wee HAVE She hadn't the courage to make him give up his man-killing ‘ob With the (take it from Simon Legree) “wonderful future”— WHICH HAS ‘THE RIGHT OF WAY? | Always provided one got past the open doors of the sanitarium— And he hadn't the courage to quit. So their souls were wrinkled and thir hearte shrivelled T IS NOT for the Government of the Unted States to bow to Long before their bodies grew old. a ; ‘+ ‘ , i I don't know who is the real villain of thts plot, conditions officers of the United Mine Workers of America lay Whether it ls Simon Legros Meshistophales, down as a necessary preliminary to their entering into negotia- Holding the Temptation of Money in one hand and the whip in the other, itt th 1 Mes ti athe V ateike | Or Faust, falling for the lure of a pay-envelope, os wit e Coa. opera’ rs to en he coal strike. ia | Or his Marguerite, taking its dross as a substitute for the heart's own gold. The Government did not apply to the courts for an injunction tai T do know ; e's Awe Tica 0 is elpless victim— E prevent the strike in order to prejudice the miners’ case. It asked | Ni ng Suan helpless victim © dor the injunction solely to protect itself and the public from the} \ » @Privations that would ensue upon an arbitrary and illegal act. To | ___wacate the injunction would be to admit that Government and people @f the United States were mistaken as to their rights and that the miners hid no means of obtaining justice save by inflicting incaleu- How They Made Goody is Table injury upon the Nation. ; : ‘i By Albert Payson Terhune 3 ree | ° \ Copvrieht, 1919, by The Press Pubitshing Co. (The New York Frening World Bae nie wan the Nain, st a prompt, imperia| When Parents Choose %Se*| The Jarr Family No. 100—John Ericsson—Who Revolutionized | PHiearing of their claims on a guarantee no less than that of the Presi- ® Q ’ = i » Loeb , =e ‘ Sea Fightin, | sedent of the United States, is an open, indisputable fact. Their Children N} Work bid jaet B y Ro y L. McCardell . Coprrlant, 1919, by Tho Pree Publishing % (The New York Evening World.) HIS is the story of a Swede who inade sod us an Amert- ¢ The question narrows down to this: can—for the bulk of John Ericsson's fame was won here, Copyright, 1919, by The M | Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) oo, , AAA : ‘ r poy 5 He made good in a hundred ways. But of them all the Seems As between the manoeuvrings of a particular body of organiz« dl Stent a Parent Has Nada a Griscaus Mistahe 3 | The Jarr Household Sees the Curse of Tobacco chie¢ was his revolutionizing of naval warfare 7 kel yhom the national welfare is as naught and the consistent |} ‘ é el ‘ a - bi | ‘ . ite For thirteen years after he left home I on lived a Morkers to whom . Mero * by Arbitrarily Forcing a Child Into And Has an Anti-Cigarette Crusade—Almost in England There his experiments won him a great rep ~tanotioning of Federal courts under a Constitution which holds the a ny ‘) A i » utation, For example, he devised a railroad lo ic "national welfare to be everything—which has the permanent right Some Unsuited Occupation. 6EQAY, Pop, please don't smoke} come out of me eyes? And he says tive which travelled at thirty miles an hour at a tim® "+ of way? by » S them cigarettes!” remarked] ‘Putcher hand on me stomick and mien half BRE Tate speed was considered miraculous. era er taa ta fia as since ahd ix doteved wabeiionn a beh Master Willie Jarr, press hard.’ An’ I put me hand But it was a ship idea of his which brought him to the Pisa c al United States, Robert Field Stockton—t mind at the profession he has chosen| The tone he spoke in was chidingly | his stomick and pressed hard and }) 4 bag lady of ale fOr her. And certainly her father is wa- | critical and the fond mother, who over-' put the cigarette down on me hand a, tg? N 4 Bibel ati geg bpacdegnacgay apa United States Consul oy jaey just to her and her future, if he per; heard, raised her voice to commend | and burnt me. An’ I hollered and be} A J o Liverpool when Ericsson was living in England, Stock- most twenty) sists in his views that she must con : , Pleas i ton became tremendously interested in an invention of one om ey | Cinta in his views, that whe must com |the speaker and confound the smoker. |enid if I hadn't hollered I'd ‘w seen | whom our Whether Mr, Untermyer felt or did not feel that farm 7s needod him during the war—he can go back to it now, the Swede's which seemed to him all-important. yours Of aie any (even though slie may be able to doit | “There!” she exclaimed, | “When| the smoke, come out of his eyes. 4M) way the invention: te Aus in portan Ne | sufficiently well to make a livi your own child notices a thing like! he Wanted me to try again, but at Me : yooation. ‘When | "0her eh ‘ir cunue got our lop Pra ee F ehoci axe It Wik ae ag] Wouldn't, But when I'm bigger I'm son had invented a method by which steamships could be propelled graduated from | or Alas, the “some Nonna smoke cigarettes und muke the | Without the clumsy side-wheels that had been in use ever since Fulton de- PROHIBITION. were ashamed!” bhai ytastel q me Suitke Goine Gut OF ia event” signed the Clermont, The Swedish genius substituted the present stern aohool, my father | ds 4 & for when we ex-| Ar. Jann threw away the cigarette} This childish recital of adventure | propeller for the cumbrous old paddies, He also arranged that the boii ul i hiraia deeb bition has } hold j sent me to a pect rything will be nearest tn ; le tisoie and desires did not make the good! and th pelling machinery In warships should be below th ere ah y ) general rule that Prohibition has least hold on big cities : jth ‘8 desire; often, very often, it} with a guilty look. < » the good | and the propelling mac a sl © below the watersline 4 _ HE ‘ fi fe Rea earileae ok (lie anata Aa ‘ busines — school | never comex, WWellkumcerstim not @ fend for| impression Muster Jarr had hoped | and thus out of reach of hostile shots, This was a startling Innovation, { aa und more den populat sections of the country is borne to take up stenog- | Thorefore, It behooves us to £e!]inemt! he hastened to explain, “But! “You see!” sald Mrs. Jarr, “Y: Stockton persuaded Ericsson to come to America and give this country bs By out by the large vote for Haskell, pet aversion of the Anti-) 3s roy os ee Leos fa lsat mae Aree way 1 get it \ for a short smoke I sometimes light | 80 how the bad actions of elders cor- | www > the) Benedlt oC his marition, geaiue: The Se : a ; Goa ‘ writings wibly can. : Serer ; 2 as famous warship Princeton, * Saloon Leugue, in Brooklyn, and by the election of a “wet” Governor ium ae eet ‘c hai east ny | out of our work. them." rupt hs Scena of Ene young!” mon. | ¢ Gave United Samet BANOS AS FAS SRT rarer Bre. ns Which ‘ a _ Zack ihals ’ much to egret, ass pols pation es fe ore : . " 5 i BEY iw Nev Jersey. On the other hand, Kentucky whieh went “wet” and | win Y Tae rpm Se 187 AG aes Qualt) Of course, nothing T say has any | strances against my smoking cigut- an irenelad Flesh § aper ay “a gimerack of sundry Inventions,” but “ee + ” A ¥ f 3 2 Dnly | oftect," . Je in, n arise from no very deep convic- |“ “eer which revolution aval warts ? y Ohio which went “dry” fail to line up together under this rule. ret never cured « bit for these two| makes one continuously miserable but |¢ffech” Mrs, Jarr went on, “but when | tot Si etinge the habit,” sald Mr. : : : leh revo! zed naval warfare and commerce ; Pe lw ; , your Ittle children notice faults ay well, As an indirect result of this the London Times wrote in the sixties: , udies, Well, as time moves on, 1] Wears away the spirit and sometimes | your Ittle children your faults) Jarr, “He has aspirations that way i ' e 6 sixtios: h In trying to explain the results of a popular vote on the question errr ee cimost four years! the soul it is time to mend them, himself." ne pian truth is Sues ine nitag: Staten: acne among all the nations » i r eU State , p 1 a ee | Usually in such @ case, when the] « have w faults!” sul “The poor child! What does he} of the carth, has an tronc eet worthy of the name.” : of Prohibition in any part of the United States one thing must always jana during that time have really|qay finally arrives that you can do mie Easter WATS Se HG st aaRee thie ituslcua eetantte for But it was many years later that John Ericsson invented a type of vea- t Eso be remembered: Millions of voters, particularly in the rural com- ed myself to take an interest in| the thing you want, you a | Mis MBrR y plied Mrs. Jarr. sel which changed the fate of war and made him immortal. The Civil War a Bs iad Chava Snover had the Probit ie ! “links work, As you no doubt know, | aNd wan and weary with the struggle! “And you doubtless have Se He, eres little boy willl was raging. The Confederates had devised an Ironciad Oghtlag ship keean 5 he ‘munities, have never had the Prohibition issue put to them in any]. ). 6 there is no will, there is no of eens, ¥ buat your bem eatioo, SE) Tarn, “But when even a child notices | never, never smoke tobacco in any] as the Merrimac. q td , e ie ” has e long Wi of antici- . ‘ larger aspect than as it means the presence or absence of saloons—] way | pation bd what {ts parents are doing, when they | form. It stunts the growin of grow”) | ho Merri ooked like a barn roof fitted on a low hull. But the : By , “Who 7 say are g, it behooves the par- : b “poof was of heavy irén sheeting, and the almost invisible hull t Joons of no other type than the dirty, degraded, poison-dispensing What I have always craved to do} ‘ Life . |are doing wrong, it great, big man, don't you. | 00 was i sew! ‘yt : ) aded, powon-dispensing| reg Thad aways, planned in| | Her Whole Life Tnwilved, lent to behave, if only for the sake of | strongly protected. ‘This, In a day of wooden battleships, was an irresistible Ey) eee iernnicheries with which two generations of Americans scattered | my youager days to be a doctor, But) This father should also jiake NOM | citing @ good examples” said the little boy. “{ want | and invulnerable fighting machine. — Pay af rtions he cor ry have p sac vfat the time of my graduation father ait “where there ds a will there i ss ‘ up to be a dwarf and be in a} Ericsson learned that the Merrimac was building. And he strove to he ver barge aT on a the ; untry ih Me n familiar, If it is a choice | couldu't to high ushool, and |a way, "and, sometimes when 4 aronts The Eyes of Youth, ‘ ee oe | make d anip that could whip hary 1¢ wae a ence between the tea Salltee Pend fall ba _ l i ge - ff uibition they vote for the latter) 1 ete fea very much of going SE aT on Shep happens to be on iap| “But I'm going to nmoke cigarettes, (instar cried Mree dasr in’ alarm, | Coss ese rates won the moe by a day or two. The Merrimac s#ogmmm a fa ack on the hard cider at home wrong. side, it comes to pass that do non a squadron of wood Lies aavanit |xchool at ni maw," said Master Willie Jart. “Isay|"OR I do wish we could move out of | (own wpon & squadron of wo jen United States warships in Hampton 1 H ) some Where there Js a will there is the devil | 5 "1 ° 4 orhood! — TI “4 Roads and opened fire on them, That it is not a choice between Prohibition and the saloon as! yg (yee ene TONE ete lite | Lo. pity Slavinaky smnokes cigarettes, and he| this neighborhood! That | Jonny Tha woeden sliiba were. riddled’ And.set-ablase: ‘Their’ return “Gee they know it escapes them: (1) because of their total lack of 0 Wnty must Ko tothe thing I de-| 18 this instance, for example, the said to me: ‘Wanna see the smoke 5 ; s : p he ota lack oO! expe-|* rel am A A —_ ; lazy Slavinsky—you heard it just now 5 » fattled off the Merrimac would come to a re armored sides without tre and love. Now what I would father, if he re seemed no onnree reread rience with anything different and (2) because Prohibition zealots | like to ask you is: Do you know of tion that the girl's whole future life | Iron Ships Battle —he smokes cigarettes! What can } { doing any noticeable damage. Th | | 4 poor people do? They can't k of at thi | ou } Hee int dang that having given his {other work. With @ little aid, this | Poo! 0? n ag way of stopping the iron monster, All known war- have taken every precaution to prevent their finding or reas {any school where Tean study nursing] On iin a trial of four years, and|could be accomplished, as services children indoors all the time, And to the En: $ ships were helpless against her. She could have ‘ y k ng out or reasoning |{t"yiit, L would be willing to sacri |WP, plan a trial OF fous yew ine (are go in demand, even for wu few|When they go out in the strect they «www called up the Potomac unscathed and have bo — bo willie te aac? ¢ lo ins for the other | 4 ' “va : ac unscathed and have bom- “that a saloon could be different. [tice Mil iy aveninas wage 36 Ae 8 work—then this father might well re- | huurs Pe ee eeu ne cag pick UP dreadful ideas oye in this| burded Washington, ‘There was no limit to the damage she could Mave par a ery quie! lect ol Resides, voung| Many a parent has made : + tle bo: 8 bala Nate pe " oe It’s a pretty large order, however, to undertake to keep any con-| have the patience of a saint Am also Fe ae eed Hinectlon te | mistake by belng to arbitrary in|neighborhood are no worse than any | done—hut for John Briesson, aries 5 4 ion ¢ ¢ . c Ry m4 fond of litte children, im fact every | a noble wo: nd she should be en- |choosing @ profession that they like, jother little boys!” said Mr, Jarr, | pile Merrimac was at the very outset o r carrer of slaughter f Epuicreble portion of the American popular mind from working. Sooner (te youngster in the neighborhood | Cotraged in its : put that may not suit their children at|"You don't want Willie to be a milk- | a queer little craft crept into Hampton Roads and gave battle to her. ‘The paor later, in this quarter and that, it begins to need exercise. Iknows me as Frances, No matter)" 77 her earnings are absolutely nee. | all. sop, do you | newcomer, known as the Monitor, was the ironclad which John Eriesson . |how small they are, they can say that! eseary to the family, a way could be| ‘This is a serious matter, for after Mamma's Little Gentleman | had devised for this very purpose and which had been rushed southward ee name somehow, It seems to me every | devised by which she could work her | all parents cannot live their children’s] wae le without a trial trip. She looked like a cheesebox on a raft © day is u year. gtonowraphy for a few hours only and |lives. ‘Tho big thing ia to find some-| “Of course not!” said Mrs. Jarr. | AOE A SIAL ACRs, Sk ROR ne: Gs SumnenoR EBC Ta CE By look forward for your|give the balance of her time to the! thing that will be suitable, “But Ido want him to be a little gen- . The “raft” too was ar- “UPON WHAT MEAT?” | vette If L were this young woman, I would tleman and not to fight or get his| mored. After a furious duel the Merrimac was driven | ck to her anchor- clothes dirty, or go with bad boys or| ase, far upstream, battered and baffled. The longshoremen's strike is over, The men are going go to my father and would frankly tell ——___—__——_— — - say naughty words or ever smoke ‘The peril was over, The Union fleet was saved. ior a second time back to work under their old wage scales. him how much I 4 Nike the i rie ie |i By Macming | Siearet ee no inatter how big he! priesson had made good by revolutionizing naval warfare ’ | ‘am ¢ she should make | }}| ’ ‘ 3 hii ‘ a Shall we ever have the inside history of this strike from the | wich vayatand how miserable she Is H Ow I t S tarte d Neustadtl |] |_ “But you don't want your papa to 5 hour the men walked out to the hour Mayor Hylan advised ri pursuing a work that she does not pall: bach ba 3 | smoke those, horrid pigaretten, 2° aT a | Barted in the great cathedral of St i = —— — you, y, le ? B asked, Gudule, d ed herse! As3 use erie privateer a Save ToeDay, Not “Some Day.” . the time * when |e ee Tea ETON vay | 18 Women |] toustite in tit A, De he waste Tele " 4 wel such @ case breath of romance, a chap- the days of chivalry each sov ‘ moke, isn't it, angel +e th in Kings 0 We have confidence in you, Your Honor, 1 wish to God opportunity it werk g in not doing jus: F Bn aaa eee Leigh tadye” (oneaninae’. someuudy's |keied bara Jarr,, with “NOwelisten- Sainte Gudule. | France, Gudule rave away all ner you were a King.” Vite™ herself, be she is not in of the days f brave knight and, queen!) would tie her searf around |to-this" look at M tak anaes life of New York would fain know more, see her position. She is not | fair lady, one Would certainly not look | the left arm o. her errant knight, to Jo," said thi and good works: and his Consort have just left] The cathe h ployer, because |to the crepe band that is worn on the bind him, In the parlance of the day,|don't give coupons with them cig: oa | bere yee : ro her remains le ol doing justice r, Jarr, HE heroic King of the Belgians) austerity and pra angel; “but they " | ore well to think a/is considered one of the “Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed,” &e if she were doing ning she really | sleeve as a sign of mourning. to her service forever, ettes and I'm saving coupons to get | > Moe It were wail i Pi td Pl riyrtae ne Of ae nrohltootaral CEL aeaaaaad Hiked. sho would be looking ahead in} | That hia band is the military | | td oie it need ber the kerchiet | "But ene ee dare sav the | dountless, they often prayed during| Said Spenser: "How oft do ‘satnts r eres see ork and according: | badge of mourning we know; but it|with his life, if need be, the kerchief} But at this Mrs. Ju c Mais AC | Faas Brepaerh 0m | in inaroes Bee Fapid strides, Oa ee evute Mahly colorede-it| that was the mascot and love \okenlangel boy a yank and led him from the droaatel yar ‘Sainte Gudule, the | their silver bowers leave, to succor ue | ab bin Indy, @legied twentycent milk? whe ip Dot doing Justice to hex father, (olla » fantastic tale fox which GN Vocus cov uieviplinary treatmenh patron saint of Brussels, aud who {| who succor nocd!’ f eres eaarirnt. se shite ain sieimmienenns 1108 ie pre. 1 ius cians saan stadain s'nth ve 18 # oa ae alte + en ee REE It