The evening world. Newspaper, October 28, 1919, Page 23

THE EVE ‘| Cohen Has Sense of Humor And a Joke Is a Joke Even When the Boss Gets Funny The Only Painful Feature of This Particular Joke Was When Wife Bounced Rock Off His Dome—But Didn’t He Get Even, Though?—You Bet He Did—He Kidnapped the Police Dog and He’s Laughing Yet. }\ The Indian toes straight -ahead. He walks naturally. So will the boy who's brought up on *“West-! i pointer” shoes. The last is designed to fit the growing foot. q Straight line on the inner side with plenty of room for] the Big Toe to push itself) : out directly forward as na-| | ture intended. It’s the Big| Toe that gives us the push ' ahead when we step off. All-leather and rein- forced at all the points of strain. Sizes 10 to 1314; also 1 to 51%. Russet or black *Registered Trademark, Rocers PEET COMPANY “sure enough,” exclaimed the bird and animal man, lamping two yellow trotters which extended from the end of the bundle. “You have a chicken, I should tell myself.” “Which are some hen, I should live 60,” added Mr. Cohen in a self-con- @ratulatory manner, | Mr. Cohen then passed the time of day for a moment with hie boss, and! day, while Magis-| started to put things in order. His rate Cobb was ad-| duties, such as giving the goldfish a justing the scales|drink and taking the guinea pig out of the blind goddess | for a walk, were soon under way, and n the grand old| the corpse of friend hen was quickly | Eiemple of justice, | forgotten. the chicken and the police dog to-| But the bird and animal man, who gether furnished the entertainment. |it has been noted was in the best of In the first place, Mrs. Cohen or-| humor, remombered the evening's dered her husband to bring home a| meal with a smile. “A little joke fowl for the evening meal, one that| now once and a while is well spoken |has been properly koshered, cleaned] with by the best of men,” he quoted and scrulved. So Mr. Cohen, spotting | cheerily to himself. He then took the a well-plucked egg machine in alchicken to the operating room and neighboring poultry store, obegiently |'amputated first one leg, then the bought it on the way to wo and/other. After removing the eatablo took it to the bird and animal store| part of the hen and hiding it in a where he was second in command of! drawer he wrapped up a rock in the the pet and other live stook. shape of the erstwhile dinner and HHICKENS of various types and q species seem to be the greatest trouble makers on the east side, according to the records of Easex Market Court. Rarely comes there a day without poul- nS kind in the leading role, And yester- Broadway Broadw: tied it to the legs, wrapping the new a 13th St. “Four at 34th Se, The proprietor, having sold @ sreen| mundle so that it resembled the orig- a: Convenient canary named Pincus for $18, with the| inal. Then he chuckled again and / ~ Broadway Corners” Fifth Ave, | Promise that it would sing like the| playfully threw a live frog to his fa- fat Warren at 41st St. | Trinity Choir at its best, was in ex-| Vorite pet duok. After all the animals had been fed, bathed, sold, otherwise made Dare or unhappy, Mr, Cohen took up the bundle containing the evening repast and started home. The wife met him at the door with a smile and a de- mand for the chicken. Mr. Cohen @irrendered the chicken and leisure- asked Mr. Cohen. ly sat down to read his favorite eve- ming paper. He had digested the coal tremely good humor. He slapped Mr. |Cohen on the back, asked him how his fourteen children were (which was — a ite & joke, a8 Mr. Cohen only had SUNDAY WORLD WANTS waue co WORK WONDERS. “Can't you tell?’ ' “Look at the foots.’ c a package before the war | C a package during the war {Conen shrilly. NING WORLD, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1919. strike, Pr ealth bull oil market i Connecticut when he felt a hard substance on the back of his h Turning Wilson's latest nd the condition of td that Mrs. Co- hen had tossed 4 rock at him and was standing be- hind him with grave disap- proval written on every feature of her face. “Well, for why,” asked Mr. Cohen, | forgetting for the moment that the laundry strike had almost been set- tled again, “do you wallop me in the dome with a brick “Loafer! Bum!" shrieked Mrs, suppose you think you are funny like the dickens bri ing home a rock when we want some- thing to cat.” “The only rock T have seen, T mean felt,” protested Mr. Cohen, “is which just hit me on the dom Matters were soon explained, and it was decided that the bird and animal man had made the substitution, On going to work the next day, Mr. Cohen said nothing to the boss about the henless meal of the eve before, but when he was ordered to take a valuable police dog for a walk he walked straight home with it and did not return. The bird and animal man went to the detective b had Mr. Cohen brought to Essex Market Court before Assistant District At- think, T lost t nquired Mr, Cohen indignant! “She is now at home,” | “Will you give it back?" asked Mr. Direnzo. “Sure, when I get my chicken back, |for not having which TI got bounced on the dome by my wife. This is just j my little joke.” “tt Ss as lo you were though Market , A O. OR, “to buy al new chicken.” And the bird and animal man, who now saw the point of the joke more clearly than ever, and who had eaten thi chicken the night before, went di- fo the nearest poultry store. everything was quiet and peaceful among the goldfishes and guinea pigs, as weil as in Essex Mar- | ket Police Court, —— BOGUS U. S. BILLS IN VIENNA, Gang of Counterfelters Found and Broken Up. VIENNA, Oct (Assooiated Prose). | Some counterfeiters who were pre- paring int « large amount of | Ameries n-doliar billie have been of a well known engraving firm, ng after a business trip, found that his firm had made a die which had been taken to the shop of a well known printer, He notified the police, who found spurlous bills to the amount of $50,000 already printed end lawaiting de ‘The print called on him sstensibl and nted hi e Direnzo. Prosecutor irse, I got it. What you C a package NOW THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! ou the dog in question?” || elected,” declared Hill Betrns of Essex | ure ory, explained that certain men | papers Show of Chinese I t painted, in a ed pose, He Is ing of tho rabbits. |i, sents the Mandarin’s figure, admir-| which has been held in quarantine there because she touched at ports i New York on a spectal train ‘ ‘ n wearing a Mandarin’s hat. At/South America and the West P t Made 1 table ornamented with| where contagious discases aintings | flowers Tie Vasari had om board 400 pessem | | “The Rabbits of the Four Seasons,” | gers en route to New York, | By M. de Zayas)», crane, ix 'remarravie'be-|"o5, yasarte Saaccueere are _ | eries of four d trees, that | y noteworthy painting, by the Em- : (1120), deals with a| h The cock's | length, is appro. | It was likewise a| combine the large cock with the amall chickens. A thirteenth century painting hy Ma | By W. G. Bowdoin. old Chinese nperial Tsun nd small A hotable exhibition o paintings has been arranged at No. S49 Fifth Avenue py M. de Zayas, tail, formerly of the Modern Gallery. | print The gallery, with its wonderful old) Persian doors, has been newly ap-| happy conceit pointed, and tho thirty-two Chinese! Lin vith two eagles. The paint- | { paintings now to be seen there enter! !Nt n impressionistic and ro- with tremendous charm into tts first, [)" Danie ears, casies exhibition, which Is to be continued pal painting of the eteventh until Nov. 1. y ine- Min, The Chinese paintings of the exhi- { Ta-pe bition are from the collection of! Wel autndaten’ te Charles Vignier, who has written the! 2.75 period. catalogue. It is both interesting and|leated. His Informative. ‘The work of the Chi-|° d he has become intox 3 > 3 2 2 . and they rival each tn their tenderness and zeal to ese artixte af the Tang, the Sung] mide and support him. 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