The evening world. Newspaper, May 14, 1919, Page 17

\ THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1919." Mother WOULD be young’ana nappy. She would piay, and frolic and dance, and just be merry. And her big boy and girl were put ta it to “keep mother dignified”—to “make her behave.” But she just wouldn’t. She would brush out a gray past and put ina rosy present. She would be 80 undignified asactually to swap chocolate peppermints with her dai 's ified professor of English Literature. The daughter was in ir, boy said “Mother is certainly some.”- But mother would just push back m4 stray, rebellious yellow locks of hair, and smile and go on to her next “idea,’ The Professor __ . Who WOULD Kill Germans He didn’t want to. He tried SO hard not to. But his gun would go off and then there was another dead German. And German upon German would throw up their hands and call “Kamerad” when he pointed his bayonet at them. He would stumble, and then what he stumbled over would prove to be a German machine And then, to crown all, a French General kissed the Professor on both cheeks, they @ cross on Fim, the boys would call him “Fell-Cat Sam” and YET, as he says, “I am a peaceful man and not bloodthirsty. Will you not believe me?” Read about the Professor and see what you think—if you can, froma laughing The Girl Who Wanted To “Do Something” And She Certainly Did It. laughing. A quiet, ordinary gitl had “Well, what you do know about that?” they said, and hyp By from jumped into the water and rescued a girl itt a boat. Or, she thought she Instead she hed jumped into the “movies.” And she had done “something”—something so thrilling that hundreds flocked to see her do her marvelous feats, and theaters were thronged to seé her on the “screen.” She had certainly “dome some- thing.” But how did it turn out? ' “ She Nay dadéed’ Wome Se ~ Oe