The evening world. Newspaper, January 29, 1917, Page 14

=] Fyening World Daily Magazine “"S’'MATTER, POP?” Isn't It Wonderful How Much Knowledge a Cent Will Purchase! RASPBERRY BLACK BERRY, About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY He's TEACHIN ME ‘oO TAuwr CHINESE LASBerry — CoRRECT ‘ca t STRAWBERRY NEW fe headed i JAY" oward rosaway. ttte “The ¢ FOR A CENT i Sei ‘Stange ana Gia el So wt EVER ? ‘The former oe me Diane GOTO CHINA t idaus Stange, Mr. Meare is both 1 CAN SPEA § an actor and @ theatrical promoter. THE LANGUAGE AD announcement says the play will be offered by the Patriotic Producing Company, in which William Mackey, am Wall Street broker, is sald to be “t interested. It ie a drama in which there i# an invasion by an empire into the domain of a repubilc. The play was written about @ year ago under the title of “The Secret In- vasion.” At that time it was criti ciged by friends of the authore and they rewrote it, embodying in it all the “meat” they could get out of the ideas thus offered them. SOME CORRELATION, EH? The members of Prof. Mervert G. Lord's class in psychology at Colum- Dia were considering the relation of ideas as Lbey are correlated in every well working mind The professor walled ior some examples of What we just sata. ; “tweet,” said one member of the a COMTTIGH, 117, Prose Pubitening On £. ¥. Evening World) SCEATHEAD-TH LACT “YIME “GAVE YYou MONEY YY’ PROMIGED YwWoud'nyY WALK RIGHTY INTo A” BAR ROOM’ AN’ SPEND (1—DIDNT Ses A LIL CHANGE Yo HELP A Pore OLe BUM SIR-'ATS Browe? NES AN AS BOON ‘ BUT DAWGON A N'G6T TH’ Douay” =e a Dorty Y'know “WH DIFFERENCE sir t ’ Between A WALK an aS) “wugar,” responded the othess “Crush,” came Bea. “Buoway,” came buck in chorus, “Puirweulh,’ came inom anoiber , dent ? oUCbair,” sang out the others. P, B—Acoruug to 5. &. Stanton, press ageut ioc “she dhirleenth BY WAY OF DIVERSION. When ‘Trouble grabs me by the] | neck sud siarls my courage slipping; waen 4 imagive Lin & Wreuk Bod ot 6 Bmppiag, MUS Bone cote a ga ana Su i've touad hard wore wail rout tue Diues aad make Vid Lrouvie beat aL 2 suck my desk and ten dig io 1 haven't time to worry, 1 revoliect 1 own @ gria and use it in @ burry. All thoughis of woe are crowded out as woon as i get busy, Old Trouble just wan't bang avoul; my onslaught makes him dissy. 1 don't know wao fnvented wois, but golly! ‘twouwd @mase him Ww anow how io bas stuck @ dirk in Trouble; so 1 praise him. if ev'ry one should quit his job 'twould kill this mighty Nauion, 'Twould sim- play eternal hoo, for work 1s man's vation, oo _s e @ Axel THE ery Hap, Has _, SOURNEYED, WEST To HUNT THE. FEROCIOUS MOUNTAIN “LION IN His NTOMABITAT CAND HIRES 4S-HIS GUIDE 4: ONE ©, FLOOEY, RENOWNED” HUNTER OF “CAMP BALDY” [Oo FEATURING : FLooe vane AxeL | THE Lion Hunter™ mes SANTLEY DENIES IT. A telegram from Joseph Santley, mow in Paolladelphia with “Hetty,” de- ‘ nies that he is to marry lvy Sawyer of that theatrical company. Here's the wire: Teport again. Will let you know when | do. “JOSEPH SANTLEY." CLUB ROOMS FOR GIRLS. A suite of rooms for the use of the young women of “The Century Giri" Will soon be ready for occupancy at the Century, Thero will be club rooms, zeading rooms, lounging rooms and bath rooms. Since there is plenty of @pace in the theatre, the ides ts en- firely practical. WELL DONE, DAVE! Dave 8. Hisman, elevator urger and Dell-hop at a hotel in the Broadway district, frequently ceases work in the middie of a hop, though there be y @ ure-fire dime at the other end, to - jot down @ poem for this departinent, ly yesterday Dave, armed with a itcher of ice water, threw aside bus. eas cares for the moment and gave to literature a gem that should make tim famous. Finishing the rhyine he postponed all hopping until he could @reb off a special delivery stamp and @hoot us in the mail-box with the rhyme. And now, reader, brace your- @elf and go to it: ws Cp by Te Tt BC DY ow New ¥ There Were Times When You Felt Even Stranger Than You Looked! BREAKING THE NEWS, Sirealt Sui THAT FIRST ‘ ors hta eas, MEGGE HE'S \7———— |l wn cen ite ber tobi. PAIR R TL GET E'S \ weEAQin’ 'EM)A TAKE ‘EM I N Liverpoo! there is « man fasnond coures. one cannot bes star, OF stu GoT His |C\ MISTER $ “\Jo KEEF OFF, WE ‘or his calmness on every be ig eng b *P/nis Legs (ynow yout |||! One day he strolled urely into the office of @ friend. “I've just had @ chat your wife,” he began, es “Why, I didn’t knew wen town.” oo: “Ob, sho wasn't tn town,® repli the other, “T called at sour bat “I didn't know she wag Teceiving: to-day,” sald the husband, with some surprise, “I thought she had eo bead. ache,” “She didn't mention {i enig the calm man, There waa ap . echoed the went on the calm ae came with the fire-engine.” "The fire-engine!” band, ine!” guaped the Ras. “Oh, ite all right,” calm man. “It bs Ap Re t they are, 4 Dudding rome their charecter gn bee hie will; woman her way, lm whatever it may be. “Twee eter thus aud eo will stay, Bat who cares, v0 woe as cue le happy? (Kindly pro: @hough spellei whyme it with ri antl ae GOSSIP. Frances Demarest has been added © the cast of “The Beautiful Un-| own." Peggy O'Neill will leave “The Flame” this week. A play is being | written for her. | Gertrude Dallas will sail for Eng- Sand Sajurday to assume a role in “Very Good, Eddie!” | Charlotte Carter 1s producing an Egyptian pageant with forty-threa| ople as a feature of the Liberal Nub's ball, Dorothy Leeds, of the Cocoanut Grove, will represent her home town, Baltimore, in the beauty contest w the Industrial Preparedness Confer- | ence. John D, Williams bas obtaine option on all the ; " future by W. Som Mr. Maugham ts “Love in a Cottag Lionel! Atwill, “ a tea yesterd stage of the Band twenty English gi Girl,” It was an all-En; G ‘eafurl, LONG JEANS | | nee last word as) pee” In order to | i _—— 80 SAY We, aees ranteee N Indtanapolts woman . : : : negro cleaning the yard tems a His wife had been deaa tor oral years and ho might de fairly garded as on the market once pten| So his employer seized @ favoredie ea Chow Nils e Century lish affair in | a German neighborhood, Phyilis Relph was hostess, Tre Winter Gard announces that a si “The Show of Wond moment and proceeded to sound management i edit ” will be pre- sented at the big theatre at Fiftieth Btreet and Broadway on Feb. 12, Ail the Important principals of the pres. * ent show will be retained and there j Will be some pew ones, : A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day. ; Hobson Hicks, of Ithaca, had four kings beaten by @ straight flush the f Other night and all he said was “Oh pickles!" : hn,” she said, “you're @ I'vo wot to have a rest."—Indianapolig News, ; FOOLISHMENT | —_—_—_——S EE sag Maye i” mi SUPERFLUOUS HAIR = | lel 4 RTS AND MOLES FROM TI°2 CHESTNUT TREE ADOLPH'S WONDERFUL RENDITIO ’ Permanently end. Pala “Will Ge nae in mee N : N OF THEY HADN'T INSPIRED THE PERSON RATERS when i hoves cives suc FT" | THE LATEST "RAG* SONGS INTHE APARTMENT ABOVE: To © AP tearnek GUARANTEED 4 MADE HIM FAMOUS ———— DANCE ! No Care a akeaaltntion. Welty foe MME. ARCHER, 23 West (5th St,