The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1915, Page 18

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, December 2, 1915 BSTABLISHED BY JOSHPH PULITZER. Pudiishes Dally Except Su: 5 AG the Press ean Company, Nos. 68 to a NALER EDLITFEN, Praiant tt Prk, Row. A Bachelor Girl PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row. The Clown & 9 wivtitssn, & By JH. Cassel | Reflections of aR AAAA AAA Pace Aaes ta Bac sutalae| Ra ttt tas the Sonne ane By Helen Rowland ‘World tor rr) United States all Ngogmin' = a the Taterational q wai and Canada. om Inton, Copyright, 1018, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Bening le . TOO cece eescceeesanercnss $8.60) Ome TORr. oesssaesaesscsaneesees ORTE \ F b rf ain't tie 6 ast 609 0 00 00 eb ove 0 One MOR .cccs.ssercssonsensan, .08 WOMAN may be the “guiding star” of a man’s life—but she is PPHMUMIPMI ORs ccctecccesdsssccessscvecccessessNO, 19,886 | A never the whole planetary system. ‘ When a girl begins sighing that “life isn’t worth living” it is merely SLAIN IN THE STREETS. an “S O 8” call for somebody to make love to her. | HREE HUNDRED AND TWELVE PERSONS have been killed A man’s notion of « perfect love affair, like his notion of a perfect by automobiles in the streets of the city during the last eleven dinner, is one that is so satisfying he can’t think of anything else at the months. That the total number of deaths from thie cause time, yet so light that he can forget all about it the moment It is over. . will rise to 350 for Mens year is the prediction of Col. Cornell, of the ‘The only way to tell two flappers apart nowadays ts met by thelr “ran Pil Protective Society. This is a 20 per cent. wae faces, which are covered with make-up, but by their ankles, which are over the figures for 1914. scarcely covered at all. < The city’s motor car fatalities for November totalled twenty-n ne,| é ¢ five more than the record for the same month last year. Fourteen of The one thing about a man that harrows up @ woman's soul the twenty-nine killed were children. ashamed _ Month after month publication of grim facts like these is followed | by investigation, discussion, advice, warning—all to what purpose? * The killing goes on at a steadily increasing rate. Safety societies are powerless to stop it. So far police and magistrates with ail their her- “+ alded campaigns have not even checked it. “ 5; Surely an enlightened community is not going to cower before tho » “déniace of the motor car, admitting that, usefnl as the invention is, its | Jwmurferous proclivities are beyond all control. Le Heaven forbid that we should lightly raise up another commission «to tax the public purse and patience! But what are we to do to get & prompt and summary handling of a deadly peril which kills people in this city at a rate which averages close to one each day? — Villa the unrecognized seeks revenge. Some risk, he'll tind, in looking for it on Uncle Sam's side of the fence. ———_—_—- “TOO MUCH COINCIDENCE. HEN plants are working day and night with hardly time to sweep their floors or cart away their waste, fires, explosions, | baffles her understanding is that.when he’s done anything he’ of he’s always so proud of it. Somehow, the fact that she married him always seems to convince @ man that his wife couldn't attract any other man; and the fact that he married her always seems to convince a woman that her husband is try- ing to attract every other woman. One year of light housekeeping !n a bachelor flat seems to entitle a man to criticise his wife's cooking for the rest of his life. . All @ woman has to do in order to convince a man that she is the soul of truthfulness 1s to tell him that he {s the most fascinating and cleverest man in the world, and that nobody could possibly flatter him. rights” is the right husband; and that’s the one in these days. One of a “woman that she seems to have the hardest struggle in gettin The kind of girl that a man adores {s the one who just takes him as a ‘mere man,” and lets him go right on being as “mere” as he pleases. The Jarr Family SI : : 4 — oy L. McCardell —— accidents of a dozen kinds, are not surprising. Powder By Reyes mills blow up often enough in the quietest times. Copyright, 1015, by the Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), But when, as in the case of the Du Pont works at Wilmington, the! SON sare Somes ead Forni trey aedial coed ry avcate 7] x . A | Jarr as she notice y a J ~ catastrophe follows threats and warnings, comes a the eighth in a) husband seriously regard-|™mean of you to talk of dying just ~ series of similar occurrences in various places and is itself quickly) Ing a letter in the morning mail, when it's getting near Christmas.” . followed by « ninth, coincidence is too marked to stand clear of grave “It's @ notice my life insurance ta] | TAN right, my deny,” eal Mr. dare, 6uipicion. | due in thirty days,” replicd Mr. Jarr. | Consolingly, “we'll say no more about f mod Sa “T don't see why they should bother |!t, and I promise you I'll do my best F 4°) Federal agents will work with the State authorities to get at the you about it at this time,” said his| 4nd try not to make you wear widow's i | ease of the explosion at the Du Pont factory. It may have been acci-! good wife. “Don't they know Christ- peace her cig ge — . | “dent, j {ll be here in a few week: we'll have to pay > ‘dent. It may be traceable to German conspiracy | hae {i " 4 - | “It probably never occurred to the |!#8urance,”) sighed Mrs, Jarr. -“But I ft Wy dha wn apd theory, however, is by no means necessary to ac- {nsurance company,” ventured Mr,| ¥!8h age oe gotten insured just t j i aroun: © hol fr i count for auch cases. When the air is full of propaganda there are Jarr. ade : plenty of ov is entbvusieate aries Fed with thes “Well, they should be more busi-| “But I didn’t get insured fust b ried ready : ae nessiike,” said Mrs. Jarr. “You might} around the holidays,” explained Mr. ' incitement than the promptings of their own germ infected brains. jsend them a few dollars on account: |Jarr. "I got insured practically two I * > —_—_—___ or write and tell them to wait until/ months before the holidays, so cheer H * }after the hollda: up. After all, . f ; pe The name sei unworthy euthor of ~_ Lowered « a] 2 G| ein atrata mpd won't walt,” said rif thirty days trout toe ana iments was Napoleon Bonaparte. Our only excuse for | ’ Mr. Sarr, when it is due my. potie Korbel 'Y permits referring to him is that he knew more about war and more i H orse S ense } } How Men -S Clothes Began } | “why didn’t you open a charge ac-| thirty days’ grace; that is, I am al- about government than any other man that ever lived. — Py 0 AN nnnnnnnmmmmmnmmmnnmmnnnnnnnmnmmnnmnnnnmnpnrere® |count with the insurance people?”|lowed that much time after | » wehie (Tre New Yor r Neneriats 5 Press P 0, (Th " - t is due, S ‘The World. | GCuapeiaha, 3918, ty the Prom Pubticking On, (The New Tock Breniag World Conrrwat, 1918, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), |asked Mrs, Jarr, “That's always the| provided I pay interest on the money How can our venerable parent have the face thus to ejacu- | JN @ rash moment Mr. Fidgets bad mee se tha there was not @ pot 0. 4—More About Coats. toed had thelr clothes cut the Way| pest way, It's a great convenience | for the thirty days’ grace,” te p OF & pa in J a t ” 5 r a ey Ww ec J id ‘ello’ ” a f i late in the living presence of Theodore Roosevelt? Promians ‘0 balp Bie wife Bx UP iy because the ES, Oct, 15, 165, was the day| Qo, T ant Coline tad to fail in line. | to have @ charge account, I knew there was a catch tn it i the flat after the annual debauch yyinory iad used t appeared, and Charles Il./So the new style “went” Sepyal in| “Unfortunately the insurance com-| somewhere,” sighed Mrs, Jarr. z SS of the painters and paperha b and wh: Was the man who wore the first) his Little diary, says that inside of a| panies don't do business that way,”| “There, there!” said M. 4 COMPETITIVE FRIGHTFULNESS Poor man, be little knew what he was My a) A real coat and vest, He had one mighty|month the court was “all full of| replied Mr. Jarr. “And therefore it] “Don't worry about it. I'l have the { . le letting bimself in for. He expected to “NY Oe dinner she retur: ble idea about clothes. He'd got| pp. sh, course some of the high-' | 14, ‘7, x 2 ave the - - axhk & good dinner she re ors , irs ‘0 0 wanted to look solemn and | Pehooves us’ money to pay the insurance pre; ’ 'T WOULD be frightful,” remarks a form on Gent 40) Dikce Ss: CATCHING arn) | hear found the id tired of everlastingly chang-| important, hung on to former styles, | “Oh, let them behoove!” interrupted] all in good aie 6 8! er member of the} ohair in front of the mantel insteyd | board r under the tubs in| ing fashions, so ho announced that aa|but that’s what they always, f “ food time, ¥ feel sare. t aay 4 German Reichstag, writing for the Deutsche Kriegachriften,| of close up to the steam heater, to the Kit es ‘of the t 5 he Won, heae tuarerwcnialbel doe: y always have) Mrs, fier ig patlaohy: : ae suppose duse wanted to let you know about it i } find new positions for some of Mrs. at the a the pyramid © Variations In styles*for men, Alth a you are going to say tha’ am sav-)in case I was in need of a part of it.” \ vt Germany, shiven:to inden) found % necessary to expel) sages, favorite pictures, perhaps | Mraiture, Kingw had a cinch in those days.| to stay, there Srast Much else tree | 28 any money to buy Christmas| “And I suppose you tell me this bee + all the:inhabitants from the territories which our armies have ogcupied| pang the “Yard of Dogs" over the) oe you could aay for the styles, Coats | things T'll have to give it to you to} cause you know I've been trying to and drive them into the enemies’ lines; also to kill the hundreds of|softa instead of the bookcase and) ‘ab 3 Dd ae ean, More Dop-eyed in color | pay your old insurance.” save a little money for Christmas thousands of prisoners who are consumin our supplies.” maybe sky Uncle William's portrait| F les of Everyday Folks eighteenth century, and Iwas tke s “But the ingurance is for you,"! things?” eald Mrs, Jarr. | er P 8 . above the entrance to the dining room | By Sophie Irene Loeb fancy dress ball every day in the| ®t Mr. Jarr. “Will I get it if I) “Well,” replied Mr. Jarr, “I aia | year, There wasn't anything the dye-| dle? No, you'll get it, you and the! think it best to tell yo ‘coull . J uu so we makers could turn out that some | children.” be prepared,” 7 . Yt, 1015, by the Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Brening World), simp woulgn’'t wear. Then came the “Pm not eo eure of that,’ rel “as he s ‘upon a time there was @ rTalgning « syste of long hoara of la-|Erehch Revolution, which (although oy ust the same I’m not going to if n jong ho 4-|there are things about it of which|™marked Mrs. Jarr, '‘You'll outlive] let an old insu woman who was born with} bor which they could no longer tol- of whic rance company spoil ‘ rales governing the treatment of prisoners of war omite to aay in so Christmas and birthday rate she fi s ‘en to read) brought about| me and it will go to a second wife| the children’ s a . es ‘ she 0 orth oe ene Ov ‘. * é P Ly the way of ancestors. From the date of | {hat an burs: forth and word thi oy @ big clean-up all the iine, 6 Christmas,” remarked ‘ms i a 4 ” d PN “le, many words that they shall not be butchered. ‘The seventeen articles | cards, es felt os SE eles ie , her birth sho never forgot] with their mothers and let “men do ail| ang ak, clothes went into the discard $00 Sabla Lilie aa obras pe igor firmly. “It's plain te be awhich insist upon “humane treatment,” “board, lodging and clothing} BYt "* Ts ei° b ; them, She remembered her| the fighting for reforms.” She at-| and, modern coats date from this|#een such things, n t insurance companies ‘ . moment he opened the front door amd | ig a other we tacked the modern girl’, 2 time.” And here we come once more| “But look at the risk I take,” said] haven't any children or t! wouldn’ 5 on the eame footing as the troops of the government who captured| fet over # pail of hot soap suds tiat| lt #Fay Grandmother who had hov- girl's sense of} to our tried and trusty pal, old Beau bey hd “Frightful,” the writer admite, but under certain circumstances] where nobody would see him. As| inevitable.” Uncle William had died without men- "Te The Hague Convention of 1907 the chapler which ays down the| sateen dons for bm svery year ; i “modesty” and told them if they had ‘ Mr. Jarr with a amile, “If I die be-| be so selfish, and the b bs ; a ered over her cradle and whose lav- 7 : y Brummel. You can't write @ holidays com- /them,” payment of wages for work done in captivity, etc., nowhere| as Tenosing on the doortak | onder and Ince, though full of ho {faye at home and did housework] coata without Dringing tn hie about tore you, you may marry again and| ing. ' sgem to consider the possibility that a modern nation might reason| with long streaks of powdered plaster, | was now hers, She remembered the Concluded her attack with « proud an- valnhote ohiea, abhi ens fore bigger anatall id in luxury Pc ey uN worry,” gadd i rf the white woodwork showed many andfather's clock that had bee | Houncement of her long line of an-| ji Y b oi eo a sad 3 . ully, “I'll try not to itself into murdering its prisoners wholesale. the wehngermarky andy, looking | tre'rvcaiio fer a chtecte eae nn] cestore. Whereupon a tired looking Avore black nd: epecalna ty alwava| “rt that'a worrying you," replied] encroach upon your holiday funds We-do not eay Germany would ever do anything of the sort. Re ee et eee Nea tron romembered that ber father’s unclo| Nicht artes Gad Te beset ream ih land At. ‘The tatlors ought to put up a| Mrs, Jarr, “don't pay the old in-| I'll raise the money eome way, I 4 the headboard © ora 0 tha att cle | Mahe es ty -| monument to him. He reall : Some of the things it has done, however, have undoubtedly encour-| the bedroom down the bail leaning | by marriage had led ono of the great) {Nt oll answered for all, Thiele’ Businene fer thane he ee Terran ie Eehowld marry agua, 1) suse, Ioan horrow thei manay te have you ever done your-! je got up tho first dress coul. At aay | Would take good care to marry a) the insurance premium," ay when I closed up my| rat. edh| mple meani “Then wh y work 1 had sewed up twenty, [Perera au tt across. man of amp y didn't you say so at aged individual German mind: to contemplate yet greater horrors. In negligently against the glass door battles of history, She remembered t " the Built-in bookcase, whilo tho rest} i) 0), Br avenge ite own interest the German Government should muzzle private per-|0f the furniture was piled i al i J hcl a aA oy eee bo i wu Along in 1828 Hulwer-Lytton’s “Pel-| Every woman believes she can do| first?” asked Mrs. Jarr. “Never bor- | * A te aka Fi teudy pyramid in the centre of the| érand er had come across in the That money| ham,” one of the best sel pou art | sons whose prophecies strive to outstrip it in “frightfulness.” eee with Uncle. William's picture | Mayflower, Support of parents. |day, came out. In it was iain mon | paten oeay See, Toy embls shae hei an | * : grinning maliciously at bim from the] Not only did this woman remem father and mother can't remem-|that “people. must be very mar | © suppose so,” sald Mr. Jarr, “But,| borrow the money to pay the bills,” ' - ce oe , Fe ee nee creat erandmothers name. | tingulshed in appearance” to look well |dearie, I don't think I would marry| But after Mr. Jarr had gone Mre. Hits From Sharp Wits. Pine landlord's Just Anished decor- | POF « NON eg GeneRaane ORT ER GiGnee the Cece |again if you died. And if I die first) Jarr resolved that it would be weld ating the flat and the workmen only |she traced @ direct lineage, but she | eee vcr leave, E have no deat | that’s true,” said all the dudes, as|1 would wish the children to be taken| for her never to let Mr. Jarr know! Another of unpreparedness) ages two miles for the good-looking | left a few minutes ago. It's tly |nover missed an opportunity to toll | Ancestors to lean upon. Bue d have) tey ave themselves a careful onice- | oer of without thelr belng under obil-| she had a Uttl gots! is @ woman with a baby and a single| wife of a neighbor, but mother says if} awful. What they oe +e i ey wbout it In fact, It was in tho ver hands and my feet know how |OVer in thelr mirrors, and each one pane w ene 3 load Bay 4 bay bed re mohey put by. For . safety pin.—Memphis Commercial Ap-| she wants him to bring in one scuttle| threw down plaster on and daubed | marrow of her bones —so much 6, a sewing machine [Immediately rushed cut and ordered | gations to the fortunate millionaire) when @ man knows thls Be fuss dsches peal. full of coal he raises all sorts of a| With paint. Why, Leven believe they | that all who had no family tree t have no old family stiver, but|# Pack clawhammer, That fxed the| who will be your second husban¢ to spend it, was ber mental con- #e @) 85540 racket—-Macon Telegraph, wiped thelr brushes on your uncle's | display were like many weeds to What We have on our ten cent plates | Clr Of evening clothes for man up| «you shouldn't talk that way,” sald! clusion, © eda mighty effective dun that eol- Sey portrait felt that for thin he] tee ne tmomber of every club | ia” nought and paid for with my|t the presen’ time. Although a! lects the average man's thoughte—| Persona who complain that they are| Mr. Pidgota felt that for | no | that purported to be of historic fans, | carnings, I would hate to bo w paras | ares coat i# bullt for parlor work, it Philadelphia Inquirer. misunderstood should stop to look and | could almost forgive thom their other) until she Way almost poor from pay sito that hangs on the limb of an|Teally borrowed the shape of an out~| yy i mn Histon whether they take thenselves| misdeeds, but he had been married |ing dues to thom, Sho attended il {O11 family. treo ‘and gots Ita_sus- |100r Karment—one for riding, It was 4 aces nan’ aecieaas ana aoain| See, ers foo long to betray such sentiments. [their meotings, which were mainly |tenanee from What remalng in’ tts, cut off squarely in front for the con- Things You Should K , flown all he has to do for the rest of . 2 ¢ ‘Cheer up, the worst is yet to| filed with addresses on thin tlhollow trunk, If you wish to help| Yenlence of a:man on horseback and now is | “hie lite ts to settle up.—Boston Tran-| ‘Those clever replies of which one| come,” sald he diplomatically, “Wo've [happened in “thosw good old days bear with us and meet our prob-| {he two buttons at the waistline in thinks some time after. they could | got to put this bed together again the| One time this woman was placed on | lems; but do not preach to us about | the back to fasten tho talls up * fre Pi eB? [bave been made—they are reparice.-|firet thing. Here's the head board.|@ committee to “investigate” th ed ones whose condition waa| oUt of the | Copyright, 1015, by the Pres Publishing Co, (he New York Evening World), Father will carry an armful of pack-s Albany Journal. Where In thunder, are the fide plecos | working «iris of a conkestad clty, She not of the twentieth century, "Such oy Ot gourseveven atter Beau Rummel! flow to Help Prevent Disease, child is @ carrier of disease, and he OO J ain the too out to social centres and meetings !as you are a hindrance er than|the styles wero not what they are . may #0 to 0 or places, AMre. Fidgeta said that she did not|of factory girls, where they. were a help.” “nce rather than | o"iay. ‘The dressy boys went in for majority of people do not school and to other not feeli ealize how: very much serlous| home, amd inthar ee be kept at know. She seemed too discouraged by |studying and discussing the most vital| ‘The chorus echoed | t ndon clubs got the trouble can be traced to the/any number of chidren with meaales the weight of her troubles to know ies of the “Amen, so say Clarets, buffs and browns. Oné fellow | is anything. ished and h day, § ag us we all of us.” And the report of @round the this meeting went forth, 'Thewoman | nickname of Green" Hayne, be- | gi cease: childhood—those common,| Both whoo: “Oh, brace up," said Mr. Fidgots wzen” and Was made to eo herself as jahe| cause of the Shamrock colored coat | dens Cr Oa mene. See dis. | begin often With one send diphthert impatiently, “Try a little horse sense nded to contin er sqarch only | really was, a8 a relic of the past,|he sported, But, in spite of the fact familiar, so-called To be sure of not bein, Souee: A Tax Suggestio: compete, because of the large capital|and you'll see how quickly we get) because she wished to sb up the| who could not see the present ex-|that we'd prot y be arrested if we eases, carrier of disease, is tor eve ia To the Editor of The Brening World required for large undertakings, Un- | things to rights comp n of HER upbringing with cept to censure it, She learned thia|strolied up Broadway tn one of them| It is because there seems to exist] who has a cold or'a sore throat Gale May I suggest a better method than der a true system of taxation these “T've tried everything,” sobbed Mrs, | that of the girls of to-day, moral: at (both ‘ somo bright afternoon, things werd! go apparent carclessness and|of which we now ki services might be rendered abso. | Vidgets, giving way to tears, “Itried| One evening when she was full of| People who cannot plant productive |improving all the time. €o much SPP now to be 2 saphes he| tous, caused b “a waxing the gross income of public |jutely without charge by the society | my best to persuade the painters to be| indignation while at a meeting ia should not prato of dead family | ‘The strangest coat in the wdbid, by | indifference regarding them that thel wid Yecis Gu Of ports aad ermine OF _ Service corporations? The evil these}as a whole, and yet tis full value] more careful, and [ tried washing | young women who were bitterly the way, {# the one the Fuegians, the| matter should be presente for tu be taught to be jak unnatural, corporations can do arises from the| would be collected in the tax on land | soda for the plaster stains on the floor —. fellows who live along the cold, bleak | thought, for it is at this point that) not to put things i fe taan fact that they are monopolies, Noth-| values, The value of all service, by|and scouring powder for the varnish shores. of the Straits of Magellan, | Molaxia 1a taoat earnestly urged} Partieular cate. chai eeiiee ng ean reach them but adopting the| whomsoever rendered, i# reflected inj they spilled on the window pano, but Wear, It'e nothing but @ akin.atel> coc, , ‘ 5 to keep’ auok eae ee principle of true or natural taxation. | the value of the land occupied by the [nothing did any. good. And tow | g¢Y WAS Just thinking," began Mra] “I was just thinking that we ought|tached by @ cord around the neck, | Many of the children's diseases re /in nies Who aro nak etna ea ind tax gnly, the free gifte of | community receiving | the | sorvice; they've lost part of the hed." Blephant one morning as she]! have a new roof on tho house and|and they shift It to the side from Hort renin Paar lode eng | {2 battle With disease peran Beret netu : ese corpora: || Mr. Fidaets ‘a bright idea. ‘ a mi +, | lat the new dishes we bought were| which the wind ts blowing, fore a doctor has been culled, need to realize ¢] . Mgreatiaes oo vue, prevents Do, bres| When land vatues Gos penteeiy suey | felt Fou What well do.” Me ant AeNeatraty & 1) pot’ the’ rl kind” 1a tunity, whan | "the old writers ued 10, moan and/often doctors, at the very, flat can-/ycun children” now alekneae ” ‘operly d ne! eo n dled ot decora y a dishes : . f man stays in the house, how many |groan because things wére getting not tell positively just what is the/and that they i duction or increase of weak th, Public |every one will be properly taxed and] wardrobe, So you can probably find |, “That's right.” said her husband, things his wife can complain about.|to where you couldn't tell, by his| matter, things and thelr flugens en 2 service corporations hold franchises} nd one will be despoiled by taxation | your best hat and-another dr Put | “think twice before you speak once.” |'The worst thing in this world 1s al/coat, a gentleman from one of the| lor example, measles Is most cateh-| mouths, sere out of their of natural monopolies, The best way|of what 1s properly his, It will, o8| them on as quick as you can and we'll| “i dida’e think tw id his good | lazy husband and’—— lower, classes, And you can't, now.|ing at the very start, when the child to deal with them under our present] course, remain to abolish licenses,| go out and have a good dinner at the | wife. ‘ ré you speaking to me? asked|aday# Shall we ever go back to the Who has lt has no otlier sign of being 1 this one thing can be understood lore You spea aday#. Sha ° er sign ¢ an ‘ would be offer the fran-| patents, tariffs and other restraints of| restaurant at the corner. What you| “You said you did," was the big| Mister Elephant. yi sf dd accomplished, and if children humming bird colors? You farcy not, ill except a running nose, would’ ke Be nuntiory periodically, But |tresdom and eaterprive roma AM ttle ohanke nt atmonphere | fellow's reply. ‘Then he sat very still| Mrs, Elephant was ao surprised at|unti you see the Governor's staf? Now this le such a common thing|and drink out of tot “clidsana Foe tatoo enon ud . Mra, Fidgets wouldn't hear of it at! while Mrs. Elephant began ty chatter} this that she dropped a plate and/or the Fraternal Order of the Bull- for children to have that little or no| spread of infectious ise: prs Meane 60 Tax Club, ret, but she finally consented when again ‘ smashed it all to smithereens, dogs on dress parade,’ weight is attached to it,-tut such a! enormously ohecked, s YOU ED a