The evening world. Newspaper, March 20, 1913, Page 20

Tae ‘hs The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, March 20,1013 - fhe Celie world. BETABLISHHD BY JOSEPH PULITZER Padlished Daily Except Ganges, by the Pre: Pubiientag Company. Noa. 88 te . 63 Park Row, ke 3 Park Row. N DARN RIGHT | 1 BELIEVE OPEN Wor SToCKINES 7 PIER WEB LINGERIE 2 he | to The K For Enj is United States al Comes, fn the Interna’ $5.50/ One Year... :20\ One Month. A Cubist Poom. (Being = Post-Impreesion ofthe Dear Departed Futurbwy = , OSHS dvurat-orange and dive, Lodics green, purple end cohret Every impoesidie hue eplashed on by some ounning joker, Oan you discover the “theme?” Oh, but you're terribly wise! |; Thte-te.no tropical dream—(It pays to advertise!) cussion of their work and wages is one recommending move attention to the advantages of night schools. The writer eays she has been going to the echools for some time, and adds: “T em sure many other girls would do the same thing if they realized what recreation it affords. It is not like the humdrum day school. Dbe work is interesting.” Here is not only an appeal to working girls but a hint to the powers that control public instruction. Why should not day schools 9g} ey gl Ed ) ea interesting for advanced pupils at least as night schools? ' 1 i ve! ‘ih SQUARE TOES - LARGE SIZE A MONG the letters working girls are contributing to the dis- | ! | “VOLUME S8...sccsssssssssssssssssvssssevsssssNO, 18,689 ; A LESSON FROM NIGHT SCHOOLS. Some of it passadly good—lote of it awfully bad. “Cow in a Petulant Mood,” “Lemons Heart-Hungry and Sad.” Gase on this funny whangdoodle—(Let your thoughts soar to the skies). Te it a “Nude"—or @ NOODLE? (It pays to advertiee!) Really, I cannot avouch, but THIS, I'd be willing to state, Whcn education in the schools was confined to reading, writing, OR Four SIZES . exithmetic end Greek and Latin, with a little history badly written, SOnETRG HO ies font all Pobrhagerid basta betel rie pd apes late. is Che work was necessarily huindrum to minds not fitted to learn from . WON'T RIT FagWMl you gat ike: frac: "Fietiag"—r1i pape to eon fn iegwiee, werds merely. But now there are chances for artistic, commercial, methanical and domestic lessons, as well a« book lessons. It appears thee night schools appeal in that way. As the writer puts it, they are Pervegtions, they ere interesting. All schoo! studics cannot be that; ecine of there saust discipline the mind to grapple with hard problems end eanster uninteresting things, but in the main none of them should j bevtromed roe. “Horn of a Heliotrope Cow," “Rapture of Squashes and Roses.” Lift up your fevered brow—see how the thing “composes!” Here ia “New York in a Funk."—Ask not the wherefores nor whys. Everything's awfully punk-—(But it pays to adverttee!) Colors of spirit and soul, passions tn pencil and paint, Forming that deautiful whole, “THE-WHY-NOT-OF-THE-AIN'T !” See this “DayDream of a Prunc"—and here are some “Boarding-House Phes Gazing Aloft at the Moon"—(It pays to advertise!) AVOIDING DANGEROUS DIPLOMACY. "TEE afl due respect for the wishes and the arguments of those ) ¢ that would like to share in the benefite expected to be £ fortheoming from trede with revolutionized China, there | ql be-a deep seme of relief smong thoughtful Americans over the iA JOHN - | HAVE OPEN THE WINDOW “Lady Descending a Stair." Nay, ask me not where ahe begins. Can't you ace that she's NOT really THERE? Why is a mouse that spins? That is the Cubist's “fecling"—his painful and shocked surprise. Tan't it all “revealing?"—(It pays to advertise!) v } ‘ AWAY. AM, REFORMED Glorious, ghastly and queer! Rapturovs, fearsome and horrid! * } Recision of President Wilson to keep out of the much discussed loan Won Geen ' lay Densely and dimly clear—colorful, creepy and iorrie? sth | 2 ‘to-be guaranteed by the powers. a é ae HEN ANYMORE THEM Ss \ Mother, come hold my head! Bind up my quivering eyes. ¢ To share in euch s loan woutd-not be an “entangling alliance a Se UF FOCATING | What was it every one said? “IT PAYR TO ADVERTISE!" ' — $u.@he strict sense of the phrase, but it would have chances of en- tanglements. worse than any alliance. Few things in finance come ! into the world still-born. Mgt of them live and grow both in strength The Man on the Road | and steture. What is c @ favor to-day becomes an obligation | ee Thien ‘+ temorrow. And in the big imbroglio there is no telling what | portentous obligations might devolve upon us if we ever began to Copyright, 1919, by The Brees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), conduct our trede relations there in partnership with the wranglin, | PHNICCRM eel oevie ae a 1d) and heavily armed pewere of Durope. The Cirinese loan bas indeed many attrections, but it has one eed defect--the way.to get-in is eo eppasent; the way to get out so — SACRIFICE OF MEN AND MONEY. UR new Secretary of War ont-Woods Gen. Wood in hie rec- ovrmendstion for a stronger ermy. He says we sre not only unprepared bat are not even “prepared to prepare.” Then he qids: “If we ase catled on ¢o mest force with force in our present situation, we stzuply encrifice men end money in s shameful way.” Bo great to-Abe virtue of an “it” we may at once concede thi statement true. But:defore entering upon lavish war measures we may reasonably esk from whet quarter is there expectation of the peuiing of on inveling force. No power on earth except our own Mam ct -this tine. apgpe covmmany 06 96,000 men from her frontiers, Wasepenn nutions, in'fact, are incressing their armies for home usc. earn gee canbe feared from Mezico or Causda. Japan, j Marege, lina, meed et Bome for ell her soldiery. To rush into GGCANE time I fell off the water |hit the hay and didn't O Wagon ovt in Frisco,” began |@8Nt hours. The ne the velvet salesman, “and the |*@# on the track again, Every tlme 1 house got wise and tossed the ‘iron bai; |PAS ed the end of the track where the my way. Theta Wee eat te the np [ceeking was done 1 nearly caved in, o After another long spell 1 was allowed ing West, without a job and with no to stop again for foo The rest of the Prospects. I fell in with a promoter and! week was a sort of haze to me. I @an he framed up a job for me with the lo-| recall looking at the sprockets of the cal six-day bicycle race. 1 tried hard other wheels with a sort of fascination, to connect as ticket taker, but the best |hour after hour, When J wasn't riding T could get was to cull a jod as one of |! was eating. the racers, If I lasted the ek Twas} “Never do I recall having such fine e e e to get one hundred doll tooth+ome steaks and roasts, Afier each a “Just at that time this sum looked | 8T/nd I was ready for more food, at Chats With Great Men of the Civil War) |i vee Cure oS : whirl at King Barleycorn I donned the eocel ile wetmreroue of my system, tights and began the grind, They had] @Md with the hundred good dollars in J Mrs. Gen. Pickett me paired off with a Frenchman named |™* kick I came East. sober." ‘That Torrian. They put him on at fret untii |W some Keely Cure,” opined the cot- Coprright, 1018, by ‘The Press Publish ing Co, (The New York Evening World), * “You ladies make out your memoranda and send to us and we'll bring you|! sobered up. Then they led me down {08 man, “if tt made you quit.” “At ; o ; hol 1s @ poison," sald the velvet sales | whatev: want. W hops abound and we'll] t the track and gave mea push. I had | °° 1 No, 31.—GEN. M. B, RANSOM, a Hero of Marye’s Hill Battle. hAveary fit me ls fe are going wher: voor tre shrines off Deen a fair rider when a kid, but was in| Mam, “and the craving for it comes 6 ERE we are, Mrs. Ransom, our babies, the} our goddesses at hom no sort of shape to «o (he limit In the | from lnproper food, This noon [ had a ‘H the dogs and the niggers, all out to] Years later I met Gen. Ransom in Washington. Sees EAA aed Rabe me, OR: s8yen Pues lunehs A series of! moaleniike 14 welcome you, dear Mra. Pickett.| “You are in the United States Senate now, are you not?” I asked. REO ROMA IE Ring Gee tes conte ivan} wealdite-ceots rs too, of course,” said the hospitable “Yes, I been forgiven for doing my dity. Or, rather, my disabilities] “«4° giroin atenk seemed like a dwarf “Let's go out and correct it ‘Amis iow Gen. Ransom, as he came out from his beautiful home| have been removed along with those of a goodly number of other old boys 4s . 3} hi away among magnificent trees which furnished| Who held high positions in the military or clvil service of the Confederacy. ok 3 am the basis of wach an “if” would be to surely sacrifice habitations for innumerable friendly squirrels that Looe 0h yea of sorers ne ie $0 BY feel saat ee delb { Gt h D ay's G d S an ver to have taken this Seeped out at us from behind the trunks and among the) woaacs poor Pickett w: plendid fellow, Sig hearted as an ox and e y oo tories leafy branches, “Go with Mrs. Ransom and take off your wraps and get ready for breakfast, while the Gen- eral comes with me and gets an eye opener.” porition in accordance with their “Now don't keep breakfast waiting,” Mra, Rarsom| oraerq to dismount and cover the warned impressively as we went out. .{ground. Why 1s it that disputes with “No, we'll not be long in our devotions to Bacchus.” our ¢riends last so much longer than returned our host. “I have already heard the cook's!quarrels with the enemy?” brave as a lon. You know, Fits Lee has never forgiven me for reporting to Pickett that Fitz's cavalry was not in “Oh, eit," she added, with ajpalii pander, Dangerous Place. “get ch good sent then!”—Exchange Mii: LOU was visiting Lucindy, The - Tati lited boi! pot off the ath ie ieee, wre Not Long to Wait. ITTLE Max was 40 restless and fusy when ts inherent. Must he be in the gutter | ; : his mother took him downtown thet he ‘We lvetere he rece help? 1 am report that ‘de braid done ris ter de aldge er de pan.’| 1 don't know, unless It's because goin to cook deca beans in de fireless | caused her no end of t O=3| young man whose cane has been end 1 know We are to have waffles and brotled squabs, for I heard them|¢riende have not so good an opportunity catia So ordered. So I shall not delay. Besides, the cook 1s the only one with whom|ig go off to themselves end forgot jut now, when the doct: Macmmy rose, @ seared, bunted look on ber wrinkled face, “Does yul) mean (' tell me yu mon, will be 9 cold dey when town with me again,”* me 3 can “work outside,” i a I am afraid not to keep in favor.” their troubles.” | sv ns wi ny" Sins 42 conmclaatious Gen, Ransom hot faith with the cook, and in a short time we were] Gen, Ransom was Attorney-General Cas pote o-oo ge eee ate ber taco with pera wor, absolutely no way of securing | °™oying # delightful breakfast, of North Carolina and afterward tnd’ looked at the gif! as at an apparition, then | "pr, ‘ee, Toungster rai ‘ loutaide employment. 1 formerly ocet “How long have you known my Soldier, General?” I asked him. served in the State Legislature two wich deflance ming'ed with feer commanded: “Put | mammat = a (J winter, woa's t, pled good positions, but they were “in-] “I met your husband, imadam—that is, to talk with—for the first/years. On the eve of the outbrenk on your bonnet! You mire ts boodooed! You bs cleave, Gide” Yet outside positions which|time at the south angle of Marye's Hill. Oh, those deadly slopes and the|of hostilities in 1861 he used his ain't goin’ in no house where the devil Ww ee. would be of much help to sufferers are] #ilent forms of Meagher’s men and ours lying in eternal peace with the|utmost efforts to avert war, and upon does de cok iz hy Scotsmen Succeed. ee" ‘@apensi-| treaty given to those who do not need| Wall between. Do you know what I thought of most as I stood there?” falling gave all his energies to the She Meant We Well 66 JOHNNY deer,” aaid the viaitor, ‘Gh O-E—t-M,/them. It is the same in such sanato- “1 don't know what a man could have thought of at a time like that.” eaune vf the South, entering the army v e Meant ell. John MeTurk turned around while the Supetis B+ tm, wtb Gill | riums as admit only incipient cases. “I remembered the time when I went to Montgomery as Peace Coi-| ax jieuienant and rising to the rank 7 Narita Clerayman tells a gos story on! family cat rescued her tail from his grubby t he 9-4 —04—10+ | Why Goes not some philanthropist take| ™asioner from North Carolina to plead with the Provisional Government not| of major-general. iy Ho wed to offic i ms is ern ne. Gurwen to thie |up this phase of the work? What good|to plunge into war. I wondered what would have been the result if the| In 1872 ne was elected to the —— = OP pista iia ee Aa bet antag to aohee | petat, Thon he:greceeds to extract the !is there Gone by partly restoring a pa-| Administration could have looked through some magic glass and sen that/United States Senate and served till SEN.RANSOM wr Wh S| oe aaa auitine ome cde sheaton, equme rest of both sides. Here we] tient to health if he fas to resume the| *isht. You know, I was not in favor of war. But the war party was bigger|1895, when he was appointed Minister ‘how | OU twenty, to be divided bane sem ane where be bie dhtetaice, Trstead | old routine again which may be detri-| than I, and when it would not come over to my aide what could I do but|/to Mexico, At the close of his term of service he returned to the practice of Sere elas Go shure ont the’ Gave tak ;arew, MeDoaniat” Ft ettracting the square root of the al-| mental? Why not help him secure euit-/ #0 over to it? law in Weldon, N. C. Even in the darkest days of war Gen, Ransom wes oe |. “dohony thousntfully rabbet the point of le gobrede extracts | Adie employment? The General and my Soldier were on their way to capture Plymouth and| noted for his immaculate attire. And when he was in the Senate Mr. Blaime the clergy:1m anid he was very much gratified | 08 where the cat had scratched him, to hear it, “I dinna ken,’ ) t i i RESTED CASH Newbern. And as they rode off, Gen. Ransom said: sald that he was always on dress parade, in war and in peace. o © © @ @ ye eee it's a ff se gie me them when we're both re wo'd hae ten apiece, If Andrew was hete and 1 wasna I'd only hae about five, But #4 were to get them when Andrew wasna here 1 H li Great Idea Jerry i | i i : i Re Free aling Co. New York Bvening Werid.) (x | | | dinna ken whether he'd ha. ee nore goat to me ne eB i ony at a’ “i Ho rr TLL LOOK THis MAN , Y p eapnanenanneat ne a thet Ba8. ‘The eftert te merely sophie HA. A MAN UP AND WISE UNDERSTAND ? ' Oo ‘ te, FRANK 3. WARD. With MONEY HIM TO A SCHEME! You WISH To | dd Facts ' WISHES TO invest WE HAD FoR | INVEST IN & "ihe taterenting problem submitted ty WA GooD ‘ GooD pavinis | i f | dn alam Te vid Almanas, m, Conn, read: ‘The Proposition | - PRePosrTION | Nreirly 40 per cent. of the average ine’ is aa if i # i 5 i come Is spent for food, A Canadian, EB. P, Butler, is the, champion oarsman of the United States.’ i : i z g Biz The annuity paid by the British peomes ple to the King and Queen of , ‘im $2,950,000, Q England, al There are twenty-one different women's patriotic sovieties 4 United State 7 ae £2 The personal accident and h c c ealt insurance in force amounts to more that $5,000,000,000, Fanny Durack, an Australian, hi 5 Aust » hol the woman's record for swimming 00 yards, making the distance in im, 68, The Grand Waterfallx at Labrador fre the highest in the world, "Ww heigie of 2.000 feet, "Prone ae ete Rwura ure but 164 feet at their highest point, 4