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Bi “S) Matter, HoPoP: +o PoP’ YhLGOTTA scteme ‘To GET MONEY FOR A BIG eee ' NOW, WHAT 2 Has Rather Pretty Musical Trimmings. BY CHARLES DARNTON. ‘2 was only natural, perhepa, that Ride Johnson Young should J to have « fow barber shop chonis added to “Next,” which (eased bs Duiys last night uke « ghost with a clean shave, A year had worked many changes. For one thing, aa stven the new name of “The Red Petticoat,” evidently tatuomas at aioe beotee Lewel's winter flannels. And yet they say art is not reacenized on Broadway! ‘Then, too, ‘The Red Petticoat" hed rather pretty musical trimmings by Jerom D. Kern and lively ingles by Paul West, who turns @ rhyme as easily as he would a door-knob. The result was a sort of comio opera “Girl of the Golden West,” with manioure girls to add to the difficulties of the woman barber as e moral factor in the life of the mining camp. All might have been forgiven if those girls had manicured thelr voices before leaving home. Luckily, the tore ture they inflicted didn't last long, and it was forgotten as goon ap Miss Grace Field began to dance. Migs Field, who looked young enough to be her little sister, took only a few steps as the “Little Golden Maid” when ghe tripped out in thesfirst act, but as the performance went along she not only kept etep with !t but danced off with it in the most captivating manner, Tt was a delight to follow her. She danced with a natural grace that was Arresistible, For a partner at times 6! had @ youth named Donald Macdon whose feet made it possible to forget his face. And anyway, if you had half an eyd in your head, you couldn't see any one else when Miss Field expressed the sping poetry of motion. In,addt- tlon to her dancing ehe eang prettily of spring in a number that suggested the flowers that bloomed when Gilbert and Sullivan were alive. The dest singing, however, was don Helen Lowell as Sophie Brush. y Joseph Phillips, as that honest gambler who hides in the lady barber's kitehen—or cyclone cellar—unttl the clouds roll by. posedly bad man with an unmistakably gacd voice. Ho got along very well with Miss Lonise Mink in “Sins, Sing, You Tetrazzini,” but In their second duet, alas! the lay with the fur-lined namo Proved that she had nothing in common with Tetrazzini. Mr. Phillips's greatest achievement was to sing of peaches and ‘ream without ehoking when the miners nut’@ rope around his neck. At this trylag moment he suggested Caruso by bvetmg funny without knowing tt. Mr, Phillips was a sup- of stepping into the atately old music Domestic By Alma Mies Lowel! was funnier than before in Ber Ok cole of the barber, owing to the happy fact that she was spared certain experiences that made her ri@aGulous, even pathetic, a year ago. She brought along her parrot that re- ‘trained {teelf from saying “Oh! On! elphine’—and went to bed as usual, this time with the “prairie chickens"? vhose volces certainly needed a good night’s rest. Before retiring she ex- plained ehe had named her parrot Mary Garden because she coukin't sing much, but was @ damed good looker, She migsed @ point by not saying ‘a darned goed talker’—as every one who reads the newspapers knows. In tho last act Miss Lowell treated the audience to a ea] eurprise by singing ‘Since the Days of @eandmamma” charmingly and look- ing really pretty in the queint gown and Donnet that went with the sons. - James B. Carson killed Harry Conor’s oS part with Germen dialect, end Grace Field ae Dora Warner. Willam Pruette, curiously enough, had nothing to sing. If “The Red Petti- coat” had more gongs it wouldn't seem quite so thin and ‘‘made-over.”’ “C. 0. D.” Amazingly Bad. LP! I am at a loss for words to describe "C. O. D.," the amazingly bad Ht by Frederic Chapin that has reached the Galety Theatre. How tt ever got beyond the tank towns that offer entertainment “At the Opera House To-night” {8 a mystery that only Manager John Cort can explain. New York Was certainly never seen anything like it. Of all the husbands and wives we've been getting lately, those in “C, 0, D.” are the most asinine, impossible and unbearable, The husbands are such jackasses that it would be unfair to a muoh-abused term to call their antics at @ farm-house horseplay, while the wives show 80 little sense that {t's hard to realize they know enough to come in o&t of the rain when a’ thunderstorm breaks. Yes in the fact that the husbands pretend they are widowers and the wives pass themselves off as widows, Then the wives get Into the wrong bedrooms, to the consternation of the harmless chumps who have put on nightgowns end lace caps. The play takes tts name from the initials of these jolly dogs, Remarkable 19 it may seem, the acting ts almost as ‘bad as the play. * An Odd Spectacle. A Taxless Land, RS. MABEL LOOMIS TODD was N the principality of Liechtenstein, M bt Kea byl bathed = whioh is celebrating tts bicentenary, mba yy ahe ” taxes are unknown to its people. writes; “When bombardment finally be+ Its handful of square miles is squeezed yan, the nolse wi pashli Lome in between Austria, Germany end es pare deed if Oat oar Rng. | Switzerland, and usually crowded out srving Wid however, were not daunted, {Of aif but big scale maps of Hurope. Ecclesiastically it is attached to and, going to the telegraph company's | house on the water front, they obtained | Switzerland, and for customs and pos- from, ita baicony @ superb view, remain-'tal purposes to Austria, while its ng until @ shell dropped into the 8€2) septuagenarian fuler, Prince John, about twenty-yarde-away, shrapnel bei jives tn Vienna and compromises for sen to burst all around and’ break over them, «nd it seemed prudent to retreat +o the kiosk on thelr own roof terrace— \iightly more protected, but etill offer- ‘hie absence from his kingdom by pay: ‘ing the whole of the expenses of its administration out of his annual in- come of 12,000,000 france. The baby humor” of the situation | Scene: The dumbwaiter shaft, Characters: (calling musically)— RS, A. Clara! Clara! Mrs. B. (answering with de- lght)—Ye-es? Got some news? Mrs. jo, Say, Clara, I'm in an awful pickle! You «now I didn't think we were going to have any more company this week, #0 I went and took four dollars of my table money and ought one of those simple little : ECONOMY! caded waists, And George has asked two men down at the office and their wives up to dinner to-night. Mra. B. (curtly)—Well, what do you want me to do? (end you some cash? ‘Cause I ain't got a cent, Jennie. Mra, A. thy)—On, no, I don't want you to len@ me any money. I'd have to pay it back, anyway. What I want you to tell me ie how to get up @ dinner that fooks like Fifth avenue, for &@ dollar and seventy-elght cents. Mre, C. (opening her door) 'y, Clare, I hope you won't mind my butting in, but I’m tn the kitchen, doing up quinces, and I couldn't help hearing every word you ald, And if there's one person in this city who knows how to make a ten cent dish Isten Iike @ French chef, it's yours truly! Mra. A. (hournfully)—Yes, but how are you going to have lote of courses on a dollar seventy-cight? Mrs, C, (calmly)—Just you Ieten to your aunt Agnes. I get kind of stock dinners. It saves a lot of worry, They come at ail prices from one dollar up. it on thin, round alices of toast (you can make liver sausage pass for pate de fole | ras any time if you just mix it with a little butter), chop one hard-boiled egg very fine and sprinkle it over the top and dress; each dish with a sprig of parsley and a sliver of lemon. I'll tell you, many a housekeeper’s reputation’s been made on five conte’ worth of parsley and one lemon, judiciously used! Your appetizer'l cost you 16 cents. Get a 9- cent can of tomatoes and a quart of milk and make @ tomato bisque. Whip a halt-pint of cream and take @ Httl to float on each cup (they alw: ble for creamy. The eoup'll cost you 4 Get twelve lamb kidneys at the butcher's and coax him to give you atx skewers. Those, with 10 cents’ worth ef bacon, @ iittle more of the 5 cents’ worth of parsley and the same lemon'li sive you kidneys en brochette as an entree for # cents. Duo (breathlessly)—Yes, yes—go on! Mrs. C. (in her 'y)—Now you cents. ng a splondid prospect. At 6 o'clock fring ceased, when, gathering up the (te ef fallen shrapnel (not lose than t twenty pounds), they retired to thetrjare aleo paid by Pr! popes rooms below.” Mall Gazette. state has a full-grown pariiament, with salaried legislators, whose wages Jobn. Pall wouldn't dare give ‘em Hamburger eteak. It's too common. But ff you take these same meat balls and do ‘em en cosmgpole with @ couple ef Uttle This 13 the dollar-seventy-five one. Get five cents’ worth of liver sausage, spread Now, just auppose Virginia should open the wrong door and, instead | vogue, revelling in ragtime! Can't you fust imagine how weak her pretty) room of 1800, she should find herself in @ 1912 drawing room already occupted by some jolly maids of this year’s Dialogues Woodward Copyright, 1013, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), onions, @ carrot and @ 16-cent can of Deas, they think they got something new. with that. get an 6-cont head of lettuc ice-water go's it's nico and crisp, and with your French dressing smooth 10 cents’ worth of Roquefort cheese, You! can make a lot of fuss mixing it at the| table and take a long time (sort of a aide show, you know); ft'll cost 18 cents. Mra. A. (terribly excited)—Yea? Mrs. C.—For dessert have a banana *plit. It looks pretty and it tastes god. Ten cents’ worth of bananas, the rest of the whtpped cream and a 15-cent bot- tle of maraschino cherries. Mrs, A. (breathleesly)—Oh, Agnes; you're wonderful! Mrs. B, (ouddenly)—Well, I'll be switched! If that ain't the same dinner you gave Jim and me in honor of our tenth aniversary! <A dollar-seventy- three! GEE! ‘‘Bone Tra Fie-te NEW way for setting en “un- united fracture” of a bone hi been discovered. The mending 1s done by patching the break with “transplanted” plece of bone. The dis- covery Is of epecial use in the case of a broken tibia, Here, according to an article from the International Journal of Surgery (from which the accompanying picture is re- produced), is the method of transplant- me: A rectangular portion !s cut from the surface of the bone, as tilck as the wall of the bone itwelf. (In the tibia of a grown person, for example, "he portion of bone should be about three Inches long and a little over haif an inch wide.) It should be taken from we larger and better fragment of tne bro- ken limb, (Seq "A" in Fig, 1.) Then a jamalies piece, ae wide But only half 4s dene pegs Grilled sweets, cut thin, go nice! It'll cost 44 cents. For salad) have it in| A New Discovery in - = | he LT ST NM o'v em b e Cored knees would feet and how her big eyea would open wide im wonder af the | bad taste of it ali? Queer Old-Time Penalties How the Law Treated Our Ancestors in RAPRE is a provision against “cruel and unusual’ penaltien inflected for misdeeds, But in olden days there wan none. And weird and unbelievable were some of the sentences passed upon our alnning ancestors. Things that are now punishable by light penalties were then matters of life and death. For Inatance, the deatth penalty was inflicted for the theft of a loaf of bread. Swearing was punished by mutilation of the tongue. In 17% @ woman was burned at the stake in England on a of having killed her husband, Falling asleep in church} was punishable by imprisonment. | Stocks, pillory, whipping posts and} branding {rons were in common ure during tho Seventeenth Century. A general description of punishments jcommon in early New Tngland was {written by John Dunton, a visitor to Boston in 1680, in @ letter to a friend England. He said: “For being drunk they ether whip| or impose @ fine of Ave shillings, and| yet notwithstanding the law there are! several of them fo addicted to tt thi they begin to doubt whether it be a sin or not, and seldom go to bed with- out muddy bratna, “For cursing and swearing they bore through the tongue with a hot tron. “For kissing a woman in the etreet, though but In the way of # civil salut @ whipping or @ fin “Boolds they gag and set at their own doors, for vertain hours together, for all comers and goers to gaxe at. Wore this a law in England it wowid in little time prove an effective remedy to cure the noise that is in many women's tongues, “Stealing ts punished with restoring fourfold if able; if not, they are sold for some years and debtor I have not heard criminals of this sort. “But for lying and cheating they outvie Judas and all the false other cheats, Nay, they make a aeport of ft, looking on cheating as a commend- able plece of ingenult: commending him that has the most skill to commit a plece of roguery, which in thetr Aialect they call by the gentle name of outwitting @ man, and won't own it Aud many nsplantation.’’ cheating. ‘A burglar, in 1684, in Boston was whipped, branded mith a B on his forehead and was ordered to repay the [victim of his theft threefold, His wife, | who assisted him, was whipped and | branded, Counterfetters wore commonly whipped and iranded with an “F." Sometimes a convicted person was al- lowed to wear a letter, consicuously | upon their clothes, instead of suffering | @ brand upon tho face or hand, Tho punishment of tho scarlet letter was actually tufiicted in early New Eng-| land, according to the Boston Globe. Matthew Stantey of Lynn was fined five pounds for winning the affection of The pieces should now be transposed, | yunn ‘Tarbox'a daughter without the! and implanted firmly into the groove) Gongent of her parents, In 16% two men from which thay came ("A" and “B" tn) gore ed of travelling on tho! Fig, 2). The result 49 that a aubstantisi | gaypath day, and were ordered to ait long, is taken from the other frag- | ment (“\B" in Fig, 1) con: so re OOF | Hollis watched Coming (Copyn@ht, 1912, by the Outing Publishing Co.) SYNOPSI8 OF PRECEDING OHAPTENS, Make Sato ot ae deed lot 4 i Br Wit lemen’ tatton, beaded a javey. a, x Hikes, ts willie By a a0 fed alt lig Graney, “the lemony Toa ereseatStiey. fines for . aac Seige ct ee CHAPTER V. (Continued.) The Girl of Dry Bottom. OLLIS grinned. “Tha the stuff! he sympathized. ad | rather think that Dunlavey Js something of bluffer—that folks in this country have alk lowed him to have his own way too much." @he shook -her head doudtfully. . Then she smiled. “You are the new owner of the Circle Bar, aren't you?’ Hollis started, looking at her with a aurprieed smite, “Yes,” he returned, “T am the new owner. But how did you know it? I haven't told any one here except Netl Nortgn and Judge Graney. ‘Have Norton and the Judge been talk- ” ' “They haven't tatked to me,” #he as- sured him with a demure smile. “You eee,” she added, “you were a stranger in Dry Bottom, and after you left the Fashion you went right down to the court house. I knew Judge Graney had been your fathers friend. And then T saw Net! Norton coming into town with the buckboard.” She laughed. “You see, it wasn't very hard to add two and two.” “Why, no,” Hollis agreed, “it waan't. But how did you happen to ese me go down to tho court house?” “Why, T watched you!” she returned. And then suddenly e of her mis- take in admitting that ahe had felt an Interest in him at thetr first meeting, she lowered her gaze in confusion and atood, kicking with har booted toe into «@ hummock, her face suddenly very red. ‘The situation might have been em- barrassing for her had not her brother created a diversion by suddenly sighing nd atrugeling to sit up. The girl was his aide in an. instant, asaiating him, The young man's bewilderment was pitiful. He aat atlent for a full minute, gazing firet ‘hia sister and then at Hollis, and finally ‘Ms surroundini ‘Then, when a rational gleam had com into his eyes he bowed his head, Dineh of shame sweeping over his face and neck. “LT expect I've been at ft again,” he muttered, without looking up. ‘The girl leaned over him, reassuring him, patting his face lovingly, letting him know by all @ woman's arts of the sympathy and love she bore for him. her with a grim, \e~ fied at Tf he had had @ sist t. woul hoped that she would be ike stepped forward and seized the young man by the arm, helping him to his feet. "You are right now," he assured him: “there has been no harm done,” Standing, the young an favored Hol- lig with a careful inspection, Ho flushed again. “You're the man that rode through the draw,” he said, ‘I saw you and thought you were one of Dun- lavey‘s men. I shot at you once, and was going to shoot again, but something tracked in my head, T hope T didn't hit you.” Embarrassment again seized him; bis eyes drooped. “Of ree you ate not one of Dunlavey’s men,” he added, “or you wouldn't be here, talking to st No friend of Dunlavey's could do tha He woked at the girl with a tender amile. “I don't know what do if it wa for her,” he added, epeaking to Hollis, “But I expect it's a good thing that I'm not crazy all He lwoked searchingly at Hollis, e never seen you before,” he said, “Who are you?’ “Lam Kent Hollt ‘The young man's eyes lHehted. Jim Hollies in?” he asked, Hollis nod: The young man revealed genuine pleasu “ ay in this here country?” he 4 pun the Circle pwly, “Not face going asked. Bar,” bridge unites the two ununtted frag-| in the stocks. In 16624 man was fined mente, und this bridgq 44 closely ap-| for exces in dress, i Posed tn at least five-sixths of its per-| Ptpates were hanged with little merey. | iphery to the main fragments, corre-| a5 were witches, sponding portions of com: one and | also hanged because of thetr religion. | medulla meeting each other. A number of Quakers were whipped at! ‘The only defects re!maining fls-| the cart’s tall, as the cart passed among sures, and the entire mosaic is covered |the towns, One stern colo: way Of by the “periosteum,” whic utured | warning beginners ino to < Into place. ‘The res cond!-|make the unfortunate sit on the gals| m exactly simulates a yminuted fracture without If the @bula is not united, the Umb may be secured b) plat Abuds or by fx! +|lows for an hour, with a rope about Me | his neck, To kiss one's wife on Sunday was @ and punishable offense, So was | the perfermance of any form of 4 lon the Sabbath day, Some Quakers were | * jared the young man. folks around here sald wouldn't have nerve enougl to "He made a wry face, “But I you'd have you ata, kon you've got nerve or r hit the breeze when I started to stam pede." uy Ho suddenly held out a hand he said impulsively. “You ke you," wa smile of pleasure light clothing with a slove while keeping him between her Hollie. Hollie stood near the boulder, ing them ae they cry the int telling ber “THE TWO-GUN MAN'S” Greatest Novel By Charles Alden Seltzer don't know about that,” she returned, %¢ a! d me are going to be friends. Siake:” “ Law would find his pony on the plains br yond the canyon, rho “Tam glad I didn't hit you,” thy young man told Hollis as he starte: away with the girl “If you are nos, scared off you might take @ run dow! to the shack eome time—it's just dows! the creek a ways.” eo, Hollie hesitated and then, catedin) ‘the girl's glance, he smiled. ft “I can't promise when,” he : looking at the girl, “but you may bd? sure that I will look you up. the @ray chance I get.” ‘ He stood beside the boulder undid hr aw them disappear around the " Y of the canyon, Then with @ eatiofe f atin he walked to hig pony, mounts) can amd was off through the draw towa: the Circle Bar ranchhouse CHAPTER VI. Hollie Renews an Acquaint™ whov.+ tongues are legion, whispere:- that the Dry Bottom arf i i 4 # a i ‘ Na @ queer sensation in pit t . He tae covereae ey businesalike appearance tn. terior, It was not what he Deer used to, but he felt that it an- y ka, inting press, forlorn-looking gasoline engine’ near: A small cast-iron stove s*aod corner with fta door yawning its front hespattered with Juices. A Aflapidated imposing ranged along the rear wall near a that opened tnto the sunlight. A. @tood before one of the type cases tributing type. He di@ not look up et Hollin' “Hello!” greeted ie, The man heal in his work ani “Hello,” he returned, per- looked up. functorily. “I suppose your name ts Potter?’ Hollie inquired cordially. Judge ney had told him that {f he in finding the compositor he would have’ him at the Kicker office this Potter had gone to work without fur: ther orders. “Yea,” said the man. He came for- ward. “Lam the new owner of the Kicker,” Hollis informed him with a amile. “Jim Hollls's boy?’ inquired Potts straightening. At Wollis’s nod stepped quickly forward and graapét the hand the latter offered him, aquees- f course you are he said, finishing ‘ou are the lving imare of hii He swept hie hand around toward the type case, “I am working, you see. Judge Graney wrote me last week that you wanted me ang T came ag soon as T could. Ie tt trus that the Kicker is going to be a per- manent inatitutton?” “The Kicker is here to stay!" Hollis informed him, Potter's face lighted with pleasure, “That's bully’? he sald. “That. butiy!”” He was of medium hetght, slender, lean faced, with a magnificent head, and a wealth of Drown hair thickly streaked with allver. His thin lps, w strong; his chin, though a trifle wi was well form his eyes slightly ed, but in spite ate thte , unmistalal Intelligence. In the first flashing glance which Holile had taken him he had been awar It was with a pang of inembered Judge Gran effect that : sober.

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