The evening world. Newspaper, December 15, 1910, Page 23

Fe eA RN Rei eaneeRar se mre te nas re ase ao The Evening World Daily | fk Ts Gi ‘To SE’ YOu Hoce mee Aone BEEN LONESOME .) te (BOO -HOO- WHIPPED ME ‘Cause I TOLD IRS JINKS You AND MAMMA 1 HE AND MISS FLIRT WAS TO-GETHER. Alt THE “Time ¢ TIME YOu GRitine You'Ln IT AGAIN! Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland. Now Git a] Copyright, 110, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World) | Orin verily, my Daughter, prepare now for the hour of thy suffering! For Christmas is a day of strange shocks and VELEN ROWCAND. sad surprises. Lo, she that eapecteth nothing but JUNK shall not be disappointed; but she ‘hat yearneth for @ motor-car shall peradventure receive a Christie Calendar. Yea, she that erpectcth a diamond sunburst shall find a KODAK And these shall feel as a small boy that hath gotten a bundle of switches in his stocking. | ) Yet, I say unto thee, by a man's Christmas offering, ye shall NOT know him. For unto HIM the selection of the gift is not a matter of sentiment, but | @ SENTENCE to hard labor. | ) Therefore, judge him gently and deal with him according to thy mercy. _ Behold, he goeth into a store in a state of acute suffering. His head buezeth round and the counters DANCE gleefully at his approach. He wandereth like a lost infant through many aisles. He treadeth upon ruffles and getteth umbrellas in the eye. He heareth women babbling in an unknown tongue and his heart faileth Rim. He is a stranger in a strange land and knoweth not which way to turn And lo, though he hath come in search of a jewell.d hat-pin, he goeth, forth bearing a chafing dish. ks Though he hath come in search of a gold-mesh purse, he departeth with @ phonograph. | For, whatsoever the BLONDEST clerk urgeth upon him, he shall accept, | Gladly, saying in his heart: “Thank Heaven, THAT'S settled.” Yet an husband SURPRISETH his wife in this wise Behold, for many weeks before the fatal day, he questioneth her slyly and with much discretion. And when he hath discovered ALL those things upon which she hath set her, heart, he goeth forth and getteth her SOMETHING ELSE which she hath never thought of; that she may be ASTONISHED at his originality. | He is SO clever! ‘ Yea, let us accept the fruit of their labors, and cover them with kisses and gratitude. For the EXCHANGE desk is always handy, and then UNCLE shall come to our rescue! Selah! | : atl “es : YASSIR, 015 1S. VERY COMPLI- (Copyright, 1910, by Maurice Leblanc.) At the commencement of the; THE STORY PNDS and GUBSS-WORK this sum will be taken from me." 7 * ‘ ie | third act, that i# to say, at about 10! BEGINS. | “You are: joking! Do you believe Maree OF FRRCRDING O84 ; the door of nts box opened and, Dr. Delattre was brought back to 78, | that?" mee in, N ace. Y man, accompanted by two! Rue Duret, at 9 o'clock this morning, ‘Indeed I do. ‘The men all struck ime. ¢ fart ance, "Sunaine » leaned over to the doctor and !n a motor car which drove away im-| as being very much in earnest.” : Mend re euanenad «8 id to bin, in a low yolce, but loud | med at full speed. This is the statement de to us by | ge wits an armful 0 de" tite enough for Mine, Delattre to hear No. 78, Rue Duret, is the address of! Dr. Delattre. And we know, on t Minny He fails yootor, Ihave a very painful task| Dr. Lelattre’s clinical surgery, at which other hand, tha: the head of the dete Mfean’ Wd qe | to fulfil and T shall very grateful! he arrives every morning at the same tive service, b his inst it to you If you will make {t as easy for hour, When we sent in our card the has not yet's extrac {) me as yo an r, though closeted with the chief more preci. q : teat! oW co of the detective service, was good |to the operatic E formed oM missary of Police | enough to consent to receive us the patient ‘ ded or the of the fot, and my instrus-| “All that Tcan tell you," he sald, in district traversed ar. It isd 1 | tho you to M. Dudouis, at| reply to questions, “is that I was ficult, therefore, to at the tr one't| treated with the greatest consideration My ‘three compa were the se te ie ea , rate roealer arming people I have ever me ' , \ quisitely Wel!smannerd and bright’ and 4 vs | {ity talkers; a quality not to be de fe a 1! 4, in view of the length of the ed 0M any ttention coal y }1 have no doubt, bef How long did tt take?" fa is ah | performance.’ “About four hours and as long ve ul of, CHAPTER II. | The doctor rose and went with the| turning.” al, ; ; F sary. At the end of the per RORY act soeaa tha. Obieat of ! c Isidore Beautrelet, 1 he had not returned, Mme. | journey?” i libihitite Grads Joumbal | , greatly alarmed, drove to t “I was taken to see a patient whose ee ing Tr sca | the Commissary of Po condition rendered an immediate opera- a LATEST NEWS. ‘ found the real M, Thezard, tion necess ms 1 ved : ed, to her great terror, that| “And was the operation successful?” | the correctn, t 3 B ¢ : Ee Hal who had carried off her but the consequences may be! tniowine . oi 4 DOCTOR DELATTRE KIDNAPPED, | 1/10 \na’ was an linnoaton Sad ait war rare ey eo ving i ui sotas A e say.|. Inquiries made so far ni s, Down there—under his ae’ eet nears ua 4 MAD PIEOR OF ORIMINAL! pn fect thar the doct marin Weal hor he had DARING motor car and that the tad my Hert vebares the direction of the Cor Exe A room in an 1 . jals the moment of going to press i find further details of| the practica solute impos f le into 8 4 We have received an item of ible adventure in our second | ttend Fg le ale nows which we dare not guar-| what save him espe antee as authentic, because of Se a racle~and ‘his constitution Post Office 45, Pa its very tmprobable character, Pi srw aragiool hana Pa nt foe, Pile Neunorvate. Oneration We print it, therefore, with all reserve. | tne ixsue was not long delayed and the |this strange patient ' a a cole Yesterday svening Dr. Delattre, the| Grand confirming the|' “No. in the frst n/ tional rowt fourteen.” well-known surgeon, was present with} story in its midday edition, described |an oath; and, seco received! ‘The © waa undent his wife and daughter at the perform- \n a few lines the dramatic ending with a present of ten thousand francs for my apprised accomplices in I . nce of Hernar! at tne Comedic I’: which it concluded; tree surgery. If I do not keep silence tened to make their arrangements, At 4 ‘ ‘ ' Mara-ine, .hursday, December 1 COULD HAVE DoE LONG AGOE | 19 o'clock thelr celebrity which skirtw the forest of Arques and Wail, Was it an accomplice who had| Isidore made him a very low bow, as|tion at the Lycee Jansonde-Saily. am is at Dieppe. During this time, un- ? Were they|though he were greeting @ colleague|an observer whom nothing escapes; cover of the fire which they them-|t* supp iter of the gang| whom he knew how to esteem at his/and his school fellows, [ hear. look mused, the gang of burmiara | TAG To sters or the nelgi- | true value, and, turning to M. Filleul: | upon him as your competitor and @ te Epes by: Bes, borhood of the cloisters? “It appears, Monaleur te Juge 4'In-| val of Holmiock Shears! noir leader and moved him " Where the operation took| That night, Gantiard openly sent the | struction, that you have recelved @ sat-| “Indeed!” sald Ganimard, tronieally i ; eon | Squad of gendarme: farm and| tsfactory account of me | ‘Just #0, One of them. ¥ on the arrival o wurmeon, | ated hie nfant outside] “Perfectly satisfactory! To begin! ‘If Beautrelet declares th k in the morning ath r with, you were really at Veules-les-| you must believe | vut that there was no 4 before midnight, a person} Roses at the time when Mile. de Saint-| he s se, at Gournay, at Forges t of the wood, slipped between | Veran thouight she saw you in the sunk | the e Ganin who W nt through the and en-|road, [ dare say we shall discover the) Isidore Uenutrelet from Paris i} rt urs, ¥ | Ident of your double, In the second | time to vindicate t enfant as hia assista saw him wander from aide across \pl you are in very deed Isidore Beau- friends, I beseech you, give us the @t- ere ey RYT the ruins, stooping, climbing up the | tre a sixth. pupil and, what 18 act express oft ruth," AuhAl 1 pillars etimes for| more, an excellent pupil, industrious at| Isidore listened with a smile and ree ‘ « minutes without moving. ‘Then he| your work and of exemplary behavior ft the 7 is © | went back to the door and again passed | As your fatyer lives in the country, y mM le © d'Instruction, yeu and a half from |» mn the ‘ors go out once a month to his correspon: . fun : fe ¢ number of foot- | im by the collar,!ent, M, Bernod, who is lavish in his 4 rN e+ mark nthe little doo: 1 him around the! praises of you. Y rie, the ney 6 resistance of any . and I will give you no fies r arked that the it docility, al- you are free, M. Tsidore | n to laugh at me." 3 and take ( ts that you know nothing, when ey at solutely tr ard M., Isidore Beautrelet,”” Ng ne Tr Absolutely. Oh nake just | nfess in all oa t he owed them no a 8 one little ¢ same, You! x, hing, For b oe ee nard loings and that he would wa ri release a | anythin, n (3 ‘hereupon, they fastened itm avai e window sw : cann ns upon. they fastened h tra y the Winey I am sure, cannot / y ining rooms w they occupled act o! \ private property ? rue ue »| At 9 o'clock on Mon norning, a8! T can't without & compen Instance, the object of the thefi,.”* < Within a clr ed soon as M, I 1 had arrived, Gan ation niet “Ah, of course, you know the ebfet eee Bade cy ad mad ' he) ow ! tir tnterrupted |" ".\y you do, T-have no doubt. ‘Eq thely an downstairs, 1 Beaut ' el {It was the first thing I studied, because 1 expe he 1. Isidore Bea Kola M ‘ the task struck me as easier.” “ 4 rf r s Waster, really?” ‘i i n gil pony “Why, of course, At the moat, $64 al , ; 8 oO And was preparing | aC sektion of ning.” bit \ And at t t Nothing more than th i ne 4 M, ‘Inspector, your Nothing more. yam " | And what is your reasoning’ Beautrelet, a place in I assure you that M, | . 7 Ee lnaead att Jans Isidore Beautretet is worth listening to (Te Be Continued.) a ARID MUI 18. 1910. Honeybunch’s Hubby 3% By_¢.M. Pa Copyright, 1010, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World), OH DEARIE! | SAVED Five DOLLARS TODAY! Yes-AH- UM- WHERE'S THE SPENDING A LITTLE ad ad I HAD SAVE} Look Out for the Midwinter Madness! By Sophie Irene Loeb. New York World) BY HEAVENS, | ICANT UNDERSTAND) HOw WOMEN CAN WEAR A MESS. OUT. O, I haven't made a mistake. It isn't the FOURTH OF JULY, But a word to the wise person {s SUFFICIENT, while a word to the sufficient perso” N 1s UNWISE. Yet as there is MIDSUMMER MADNESS, so also is the MIDWINTER nity, and know " ye by all preserit ‘ie comes et Yuleti It is here NOW! sf Truly ie Christmas @ beautiful time! But tt eas actually be so SATURATED with rush and bustle ane excitement ¢hat it is verily SPOILED as far as pleasure ig: There is the little woman who sits up until the wee hours of the morning, overtaxing her eyes—the ONLY eyes she will ever have—by endless stitching of fancy orns- ments that may or MAY NOT receive more than a passat @ppreciation from the reciplent. Then ashe wonders why" she is so cross the next day, and perchance biames fis, everything but the REAL reason. Many times she \y — hardly @ safe person to be around with at this time, You § know her. You have seen her. ae Also there are the folks who do not think aboud ‘the Christmas seagon until it ie JUST at hand. Then they seak to season thingy'to i satisfy themselves at the expense of others. There is a mad maelstrom tha: sweeps ALL CONCERNED and leaves them so maimed that they are ODAD |” when {t fe all over and that {t comes but ONCE a ye Notwitheran.ing the many kindly hints for early buying ere are aiwaye | the tatl-enders. If they ONLY might be the sufferers! But, , it is not so! Just put yourself for a day, at this time, in the place of the toy department clerk in any of the big stores. From early morning until the gong sounds relief must that clerk, usually « young woman, listen ¢o what little Tom, Dick or Harry has or hasn't had for she | last few years, Ag to whether he would Itke a eled better than a wagon; the?) if Tom gets this, Dick will want i, too, and there 1s Harry to be considered. Each Httle running toy must be wound up and run along to show JUST HOW it works, This, times without number, until her nerves are «0 wound up that it is with fighting fortitude ahe etraightens them out at the close of work, ¥ Now, all these things are very beautiful for the wee tots, and quite AS IT’ * SHOULD be, But there are five or aix mothers with the SAME problems wait- | Ing to be attended by the SAME young woman. Why? Well, as suggested. before, If you were in her place for ONP day at this time you would certainly > change tactics at the holiday season. Besides, through it all she must emi 4 s mile and be PLEASANT. Otherwise ehe ta a “cranky clerk." Surely the S called Christian spirit should bear with any “cranky clerk” during this time ‘This $@ the case tn all conceivable trade places. ' It ts surely made WARM enough for thome in charge to be really the,Fourth of July, with all tts display of red light and freworks. “i But there ia a remedy, as there ts for all temporary madness. It is found.in one word—-MODERATION—with a sprinkling of the time-honored Golden Ri As a atitch in time saves nine, eo @ purchase in time saves many le much worry. Know, too, ¢het it ian't the COSTLIEST gifts that give the most Joy. It IS nice to awaken Christmas morning and not find one's eelf « Stingy | Berooge. Yet, on the other band, also to find that you haven'e spent a 9 well aa YOURSHLS, i So: LET US HAVE PEACE AT HOME AND GOOD WILL TO CLERKS, SPEK THE 8AFB AND SANE CHRISTMAS. STAND A GOOD OFAL FROM You bur 1 KNOW WHEN I'VE HAO ENOUGH ! THIS IS MY BEST DRESS | AND Youll GET ME ANOTHER To- MORROW— SHRIMP! SST S wisi de-Sailly.” Gantmard eeomed «@ little nonplused. Posse of gendarmes had seen @ figure gilding along the sunk road, outmde the in the evening, they sent | M. Isidore Beautrelet, according to my by ‘National Road No. 14, information, has made a great repuia- A ee