The evening world. Newspaper, December 15, 1910, Page 22

pence EERIE TRE SI ARES SSSR ER RD an eth The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, Deeember 15.. 1910. oe le, PubbEshed Daily Except Sunday by the Y Publishing Company, Nos. 63 0 @ | * oO V e I S B l i h d. The Jarr Family Row, 3. ANGUS SHAW. Pres. and Treas., 63 Park Row R autor, Sec'y. 30: een puLIT SEPH PUL! 63 Park Row Mr, Farr Strives to Ecucate Low-Brows! His Score, Up to Date, ds Zero Minus One ~~ ie 1910, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). ‘ ty of ® and By Maurice Ketten. ww Copyright —— = —-— ered at the Post-Oflee et New York as febseriction Kates fo The Kvening | vor Workd tor th nited States te Te © its By Roy L. McCardell. | 50 boss, 30 just for the no cut out the travelogues! a Sa “Some sore guys never ca VOLUME 51 R. JARI was in the shipping de-| other people pave einen bore : at geld ‘ Elgin iiniackcoi M partment, watching #ome small | haven't," whispered Jenkins consoliage — eee | packages going out. iy. “Well stop in séme pled Waal WHERE CUMMINS IS RIGHT. | ood. teint in| Nive ts the a tne arab goog! oe ’ °-|T'd like to hear what kind of & time fe ee cove marked, “that even | you had abroad.” ENATOR CUMMINS'S efforts to provide a means the biggest. busl- |"'s, "When the dayls talie Hamleheell 5 for beginning tariff revision in the Senate have been : "Ob, the il love at the office, Mr. Jarr and the appre- inet by the objection that such action would tres- ciative bookkeeper found thermelves of Mike, get out of i seated in a house of call hard by, and pass upon the rights of the House. It is an argu- my way! T want] ste. gaer was boon pouring eet Me to get off this ¢ eR dt i. pod h ment of high constitutional privilege, and if the atgodient for fi ate personal experiences m Bus ig P_ Senate had not long ago successfully established y Py Guar ce | “By George, but that te interesting! o or 5 y anc kering tariff bills, it would merit FA | cried the appreciative Jenkins, as Mr. precedents jor ame nding and tinkering tar fi Lee ee ett ae accra much consideration. MCCARDELD y waxon-| Oeurred to him in Paris, “Letme pay xercise of its But meantime what is the Mouse doing in the privilege? Democratic members of the House are arranging a caucus to fix plans for the next Congress. No encouraging report comes of, prepar- the check.” But Mr. Jarr was too plegsed at having an @udience at last, and he grabbed up the bit of pasteboard aml warmly ett ve . ‘In London, too, you could see them everywhere. I used to pity the poor fellows, pedalling | ay, pulling a hundredwelght or more | after them. In Paris, especially, you'd - vi ( No, no, old man! You're my: guest, see a wagon driver let them hook on, . 'y" . ations and plans for immediate work. Yet there are two full months | tut In London’ you Know." i is © nd th Y » will not “There's a guy named Burton Holmes, ‘And is Venice as beautiful as they of good working time left to this Congress, and the next one will not | who goes round with a European illus S4¥ {t is? asked Mr. Jenkins, when be in working order for a year to come. | Senator Cummins may be trespassing on the privileges of the | the waiter brought In some more of the trated lecture and gets paid for telling | aes same, and Mr. Jarr added this check them things,” @ald the shipping clerk. She would have it changed to a plea for early “buying.” She says shoppers block the way and / interfere with buyers. ‘ The amendment is good and pertinent to the marking pot and 4 brush in bis hand in the daythne, and bowling with a bunch of stogie-smoking Heines at night. What | you want to waste your Ume on a dope {ike that for bring us two quarter cigars-not two for a quarter, mind—and bring me the check.” But Mr, Jarr extorted the check for the cigars from the waiter “without . bbe ; |"When I want to hear it, I'll pay two | to the one in hand. » House, but he is right in maintaining that tariff redress should begin bits. So either bring on your films and| “More!” said Mr, Jarr \enthustasti- ; show your pietures of foretgn travel or | cally. “Those old palaces are beautt- somewhere, and begin early. else get out of my way! | ful, and the narrow little canals that a On And he rushed past Mr, Jarr with a| run between thelr high wails out and hand truck. in and arvind for miles—you never get SHOPPING AND BUYING | “What's the use to try to educate a/ tired ef them. And if you could see ; i lowbrow?” remarked Jenkins, the book-| low tore gondoliens Soin ground a re ‘4 ; , 4 i} keeper, who came in with a bill of} wep and narrow turns, its w jer- é WOMAN writes to The World ve say that the plea | Inding at this moment and overheard | ful: AN 4 for early Christmas “shopping” is not sufficient. | | the shipping clerk, “AIL he knows is a} “Yes, g0 on!” sald Jenkins, “Walter, Le The shipping clerk Was at the de-| Jenkins resisting very strenuopsly, for + time. It will be difficult, however, to have the distinction between Tek BMRA een nn) | ltaecRutaer saation, Se" tLie ire aaa ing and buying clearly defined at this season. Many people, “They ought to go abroad once, | didn't notice his glass was empty. 1th a majority, enter upon the task of making their Christmas | io ee arias td eee Hak: Oo ihovertoinine gt sete Lilla 4 purchases with no idea of what they wish to give to various relatives America feeling thankful he lived in a| country where he didn’t have to serve Jin the army on black bread and po- tatoes and ge* paid a peuny a day. He) wouldn't be so caesty.” make a man thirsty, iftently to “It's great to hear an Intell fo 64 rel and friends. For one or two favorites they know what they wish. test they leave to the hazard of the shopping tour. Nor are they wholly to blame. At this season all the shops are as The The | tell you about what he sees in ‘fo | countries. You ought to write a book about it. It would be more interesting | i r x | The two, Jarr and Jenkins, walked! to me than any that's been published, |_| attractive as museums. The novelties are many and the crowd is | back to the main office together. | T know,” sald the admiring Jenkins, ; * * ‘ ‘ res | fello, the: ed Johnson, the “Why don't YOU go\abroad? You'd E always bright and happ No wonder many people like to linger over | caster, looking up. “I abv't-a Kloker, enjoy itt” asked Mr die i _ the shopping. Still, the advice of our correspondent is good: Buy | but it's too bad you two haven't any-| “Nothing would sult me better," eald . from, thing else to do but run out to gin-| Jenkins, “but it's all I en do to keep . ptly before the best goods ate gone. mills. Well, if Jarr’s through with! comfortably in debt on this side of the _—_—_— +o shooting off hot air for the day about! water, And that reminés me, could the seven wonders of th world—and | you let me have ten dollars, old man? i PLATITUDE OR PARADOX | six of them Is how he got the I'll pay you next week, sere. We'll go hi ii | price to pay even steerage rates over out, at my expense, too, and you oa) be a and back—I'll thank you gentlemen of | tell me the rest. Gee, it's interesting a EFORE the thousand banqueters of the Chamber lieisure to check up those bills and) Mr. Jarr gave up gracefilly, i of Commerce of New Haven Mr. Roosevelt spoke pass ‘em along to me. But nix on t And now Jenkins telis werybody he Bois de Boulogne or Trafalgar Square keeps out of his way to avoid being j seuse! Let's do a Mttle work for the! bored by Mr. r’s tales of travel. as one whose head was buzzing with desire to please both progressives and stand-patters. Therefore, Bec: while his sentences gave out an oracular sound, the | I meaning was often either a platitude or a paradox. * fie = sé Se a sa i The keynote of it all was in the declaration: “I want to see radi- | T h e M an W h oO W ins » ealism worked out by conservatives.” Ps f ‘ , Ky A Sense of Humor \ Traits That Make for Success It is a fine phrase. Does it mean that tariff reform js to be left Give and ake { Fi By Ethelyn Huston raite a d i t. pol |» to men like Lodge and Aldrich? Is the trust problem to be turned Wins Many ‘a ght. J And the Way to Acquire Them. i over for solution to those that would conserve trusts? Is it to Joe| copyright, 1910, by the Pres Publishing Co. Look beyond thi oply of offic 14 the trappings of fashion. Seek y tl Look beyond the glories of the i Cannon that a revision of the House rules is to be committed ay (ee New York Worlds) Becks ie crass Wiaiie levairen’ aadacel| Gis Gnttan wit RrAWE;KOW. la claueh | seid: nei curpiad ica eation necked By Emory J. Haynes. i ; A WONDBK if those lofty Olymplan! ang pin your faith to him. Look be-|and will not He. It is & good combina-|and they are for sale in the market All experience shows that when a conservative carries out a I gods do not still look down upon} = -_ a — | place, us with kindly, amused eyes—“‘all wise, but drowsy with life's mingled wine, laughter and learning, passion and radical programme he carries it out to bury it. Roosevelt carry out when he was President? What reform did pyright, 1910, by The Press Vublishing Co. (The New York World), Keep Together. Look to the wide spaces, where shine the kindly eyes of pitying gods, where poets taugh and love and pray, where Here’s the Way to i i They wish | Tstet life's swamp fires grow dim and the HAT Is, the members of the same family, stand by your shter, Be The } A ple are tired of platitudes and of paradoxes. ‘They wish |p take ourselves so very, very serl- lau ues cavak ond ss: | faithful to your own brother. ‘There 1s not that can sist the __» reform carried out by reformers. ously, where wo have not the saving Ss e t t ] e T h a c R O W 8 | For with us att it ts “the dance of the force of a united family of respectable grown-up children 9 a good > ; > grace of humor! We strut upon our | marionettes." Why not pause and look | home. It !s the closest partnership for business that can le made, . Uttle stage with chests inflated. i i back of the little painted wooden grin? provided they can agree, and agree to disagree without ruptire. “Dreaved in a little brief authority,” By Elbert Hubbard Jenkin | COMPETITION WILL DO IT. TATISTICS presented to the Public Service Com- mission show that during the past year the increase in ticket sales at the upper Broadway stations of the Will you find a heart there upon which your own may lean? Will you find In- tellect there “whose might has split the solar ray?” Wil you find Joyalty there | wien the chasm gapes at your feet and st Tuesday |the heavens grow black? If not, why he Rothschilds are a historle example. The early Bourbons were another such family. In this country the Astors have shown what a family cm do by massing the inheritance and avolding the subdivisions that result from dibnature, It is generally a trifle that sunders brother and sister. Contemptible things are allowed to estrange the brother-in-law. Two brothers fall out over nothing ‘The chance of a life time is thus frittered away. ‘The son-in-law shoud be 8 I'll have to write a plece "bout this ‘ere pistol totin’ that's Likewise in Kentucky an’ other suburban we launch orders at our Inferiors. we admire ourselves prodigious! ‘That was what was the matter with | Alexander when he swept down upon | Diogenes in glittering condescension and asked what he could do for him, And T gu goin’ on in Uttle old N.Y. points reached via o' the Pennsy tubes. I see that four young men got to squabblin' tn the str y. . ” ha . . jcrook your knee to them? bolted Into one great family purpose, Go to his re} e If he needs it, and thus mornin up Harlem way, an’ in two or three shakes o' a lamb's tail | Crook y be ; | ¢ t fam bg " by subway amounted to an average of 17 per cont. At| Alexander had no sense of humor. | 1. Guote a perfectly polite phrase which Is quite a favorite o' my uncle's—, Better be a “oup bearer” to the fm. | teach him the family purpose to stand by each other. | Ho learns at once tha he : i chal Diogenes settled himself more com-| ii Wie one dead man on the pavement an’ three livin’ ones scamperin’ of {Mortal great, Better forget ourselves | also is expected to stand by. Let there be a common fund for defense. Yet 4 the One Hundred and Third street station they | fortably in nis tub and growled to the | (on AN ine San tryin’ to gt away from the shadow o sath cha: and the stage clatter of the workl's| there be a‘vommon stock of honor Emperor to “get out of his sunshine.” | And royalty was insulted, He forgot, did Alexander, that the amounted to as much as 25 per cent. ‘The figures show the continually increasing red of enlarged fa- iliti i eB nf brave panoply of war becomes moth- cilities of transportation between the lower and the upper parts of eaten ere the dust of battle has quite town. The increase of facilities ought to keep pace with the increas- | drifted beyond sight. We write "Sic Suffer each to indulge his personal fancies as to style of living consisteyt with the limits of honesty and honor, Warn the women of the group to avo invidious criticism, They can do more than the men to cement the family bond: or rend them asunder, As time passes, each brother and sister is on guard, even the children’s children in the compact; why, no one can spring upon a Rothechild 4 | Well, then I see in another place where, down in Paris, some folks | trumperies and sham¢ and become of who are Wescribed as “followers” of a late judge “are bein’ killed at the rate o' |the Brotherhood of the Indifferent. | one a month.” ‘Then you will taste the sweetness of Seem to have got It down to a kind o' a system, ain't they? “One a month." |freedom. Then you will order the false | Sounds like a gas bill or a rent collector or an instalment on a talkin’ machine. ;t0 stand out of your sunshine. Then ‘ : 4 ‘ i fi rit : von neople y le world with | in England but a Rothschild in Paris files to defend him, A foe will hesitate be- a si I don’t see why they call the fellers that's doin’ the shootin’ “followers' you wif people your litt ing need. The supply should automatically respond to 6 Mt glorta mundi” in our COPY"! 11, judge, though. Seems more like as if “on month" chaps are more| the score who love and are doyal, fore he will risk the ill-will of a big family. - Ppy : 1 the demand. and soon after learn that the) Ree RBI RGANTE ite, eoriaidacia’ thatiehey eeamn ta be gittin’ heater where the {Knowing yourself rich for that score, Blood {s thicker than water. Kinsiip is by nature's law the strongest tle, | Such service can be attained by competition, but not by regula | slories of the world pass in a breath. | Tat is than the ones that’s careful to stay at the butt ends o' the shootin’ irons, | And when wearied you will tun to ft) Even the marriage figure of speech is “they twain are one flesh.” ‘The firat of tion, for competition is itself continuous, while regulation acts only | Wey 2° hurled, ttle mane AGavenlUIZSntitey becca Wave GI ba GANS U doc't Gk re dakar fully a8 to still pools and sleeping | all thoughts should be, not “What can I get out of my kin?” but “What can 2 F 7 The spirit of @ woman-poet broke | (sat appa el beepers er oar e-rt eret haa | meadows—"where the skies Wend down, do to serve them?” perfunctorily and at long intervals, I OHOUIRT tHe ANBOMIAS OC # cHIDDIRE nody, FAUNGNE OSH UNG NEN 1 Se Reem Mowayery t seein 10 eat Alle. 0he 6 earth and the Iliies are kissed | .)Pride of family im fustifable, In fact, it ts the rational source of a great For many years to come the demand for rapid transit up and (meee Wome pians belel scisidiad ps Really now atn't it foolish for us—any 0! us—to talk ‘bout bein’ civilized, as |bY the stars.”* | aenauat ot happlnsss Hiyea. if 90 dlaposed, the famlly member who Is very pros i i ’ ; | , 01 ¥ do! Mt dt? I th F gail perous c dred tie. down will increase steadily. Common sense, therefore, dictates the |" to set me in the Olympian roar and [00K as (here's this Kind of thing goin’ on? Ain't it? 7 think it Is~yes, an’ 80 | |" ‘The brother who becomes Senator reflects honor on his brother. But it him- | does my uncle, too. | blishment of a competitive service as speedi i round yee teaint 4a ti " Aa aia oeitie ee ery emer ® relf treated in a truly*brotherly manner, the Senator has no greater satisfaction (ental P # speedily as possible. Of tuminous faces tor a cup-bearer: |, 14,!t avon goin’ be ao that a man cin git eun an’ prime mat tral} TT he Day's Me ietcasitiig: alike tanered aia sired bie thaliee ie a ——nnne—nnnns | ‘TQ keep the mouths of all the god-heads | &00! ‘ " " ‘ olson to lil! the janis | . i * Pe ¢ 7 i) ‘0 asp tie mouths \tor's harmful an’ unnecessary cat with? | G oo a Sto ri es | Do your part manfully and the family will stand by you Seems to me that there's a good deal to be sald in favor o' shillayly (p'r’aps you think I ain" spelt that right —— ’ the Irishman's wed way It sounds, | For everlasting laughters—I, myself, | ‘sth Je half-drunk but that's t | Letters From the People iy * ead but go crowded that iit Is hard to for seven persongt Bel. T the False, deafened with At four of them suffered no ill-effects,‘but the other one was not a Baptiet An’ here am 1 Gesu out phis Record, n't that th a Juek! uae | the successful giving ©, *hem requires probably more discernnivg? whan any b rm ” an’ I've seen It spelt more ways 'n there's letters dn it)—well, anyway, what . l H + t f sheets peekars mith foie ore op | ty try to sit at te tifat te we've GOT to have scrappin’, let's have it with | seal tit Reason, ita T i1mely ints or = aut her mind tauahed at the | #e occasional "Di rom a fist fater the otner day, The minister, te : aap Boag ta er Rene mee ME a Ba estat Os ‘tary aes: omaconniba dt ssa’ fied nai ‘cueani sain oie $6 Christmas Shoppers, To the Fuitor of The Kveuing World $42 you manage to squeene aboard o heights on wide pintons, eyes and breast |4t had said, that “suddenly a big fist lepped out, an’ down went a man with a Me hand, tected ihe tad 1 read recently a statement that 4, train which crawis, ‘This statement mac turned full to the sun, smash that c'd ‘a been heard half a block"*—eh? Might have been some blood | questioned the dominie, know. | * spehm whale’s head would make 20) seem exaggerated, but it is really wiit She refused to take herself seriously. A rlght—m ab work for the hospitals; but a dead man—no! | 394, ie Wee to 8 bays Lar tutes Ha | 06 AVE you any good books for, other article. There are hundreds of barrels of oll, The head of a good fat happened to me several times in Had she done 80 had thrown a] — Af’ then that Parisian feud. I'm thinkin’ a feud would die out pretty quick | gaye a eset hs Away for the winter. |e H a boy of ten?” asked a cus-| volumes presented every year that are Mwhale will make one-third of the total’ past few weeks B. J. STUMPP. over home and family and | #f tt had to be run on a rough-an'-tumble fisticuft basis. more “one a| the door he cools the whoie house,"’—Success tomer the other day. [never read nor appreciated. Pedy. A whole @-foot whale will yield on th yurnful threshold traced nth’ to the cemetery! | Magazine, ht | “Here is one of the recent books that! The successful book giver takes Into Only about 120 barrels of oll. The head Qeatt, Alrandon But her humor was Say, T this easy-payment gun buyin’ (an consequent gun USIN') be! lict D 1 lis very good,” replied the salesiady. | consideration the taste and education gould most iikely make about forty) n anewer to the qu ed ae her wit vital and where she | stoppe J ts not to let the things be sold, Hold ‘em down to soldiers ant | xplicit Directions. Imagine my surprise, not only at the! of the rectplent, and in the case of barrels. 1 have also read about the aitteronce between fue fon we to “the Could have steeped home and friends in| the police. An’ then widders an’ orphats wouldn't be quite so frequent, An’! 66 BAT mamma’ wote a bride trane choice of the saleswoman, but when the| children a good gulde ds the grade in reat thickness of a hE ileal ary aus i " Midge aNd the brine of woe, Fi 4 instead | We've got all we really need of ‘em NOW, ain't we? D t Moe have Mameny Johauna customer actually purchased the vol-| which they are studying in school. At Have a small plece of the outaide akin Preanante” 1 will wate that Tuffed ang feasted with the Immortals | My uncle thinks we have. ci recive for hot cakes, ume! amy library a Mst of fiction sultable for BEB sperm whale. It is nut a8 thick | rage" in the North; while, on the ath We are not all poeta, But wo can be: ‘i fooittumy Jouanna bad presided in the kitchen | rhe title, “Ethics of the Discovery of| the age of the child and also @ list of 8s the paper I am writing on, anc When hand, the “ruffed wromee” iy cree ‘ as little children and learn of | America,” evidently appealed to them | Interesting books known as suggestive dry is brittle as chalk. I have had) caied “pheasant” in the aa ae s'Y poets if we will, We can become as lit T h . . “Take as much flour as you need, | both as a boy's hook, and I feel sorry) reading for the respective grades may @aperience with whales and know what! gna panridee tors ie eg ecutt Qual Le children and shed our pomposity e H e d gevi l l eB d itor te many fe they ia to eats POLTN | gop that ten-year-boy who, ax the pur-| be obtained, #0 there te little excuse ee tating about, ~ quell and Virsinia partridge) are the Lad shonaines, oo eared stan SS ee Test of the ingrediums and. bi | chaser announced, “is a perfect book-| for not selecting a satisfactory book. © real pheasant is an imported pedpig se iebearayg ~ i yk Mal cua | y John L . Hob ble Saturday | worm." How dreadfully disappointed) For the wee little ones there are cut- Pee Réiter of The Kroning World 1 orixinally tr Wa TEER UMUR Raho e lie mite as | | the poor child will be! out books. ‘These contain backgtounds Allow me to register @ strenuous kick Ching JOHN A, + | cretuene Sad Gta ek eke Game | Phere are hundreds of men and wom-| of scenes such as farms, parks, &¢., Q@painst the Becond Avenue "I." Trips Lae toroblight and Drees and; With S9DIAKY'| Osc sues tetieve in freedom of apestiy’ while otters gst tverried en who buy Christmas books just that] with pockets into which are inserted that formerly took thirty-eight RULE |. the altar of rs . : i nth S pot i Boal way. Often they are fortunate in se-) the children, animals and trees that gé should be made in thirty, are now : vot The F ignition and straw-atuffed honors, And Ban aaeen at he will belteve earthing bad *| suring well-informed attendant, but] have been cuit out of the bool apg being tal hel il bel taclaking. out a ina Uicense are 1 the clattering noises of failures and G GE SMITH, who butlt a house on Elm street with the intention of start» |, crow of farmers. were ainitg the senate | at {iis season of the year, when extra| Another is a Rip Van Winkledtheatee, minutes, You reach your station at 825 © r af the parties’ baptism papers as Sar Raunt hear Hie in) ter ing a home, has fadled to find a collaborator, market days when oue old fellow bustled into! yein ig added to every department, It} The story Is printed In etght be, er ss ncn, vernene a mouth erry |requised? Teper | Mee ADAMS BORA NBGR MA EEORIT See pone frequently happens, as It did in this} and opposite the printed scene is Bes: cy vcne tation without sto ie ne eed ie LL. the members of the 8. P, C. A. have signed the pledge not to eat saus- | case, that the clerk is a “green” hand.! the stage setting upon which the child Bees 8M S five car Const street Biltor of Tee Braning Word Alexander we remember as a gayly aee While an adult might be delighted with! can paste or insert the various char train, which is not of any great use to Will readers who are good house- painted tin soldier, But Diogenes and cada ween? Wil aaa’ teetextry| that same book, the ten-year-old child | acters, Many of the peor avelling down-| keepers and know please answer this the woman looked in the eyes of Truth lA MAN can't succeed unless he thinks he's got more brains than he has. wonths to the winter, could not possibly appreciate it, "These books sell. at 11 sent ee 5) town at that time, comes along, About| question: Will $12 per week, spent ex- herself, And we neod ‘Truth, because we euike fy Achary stick Ins forehead with his redmitted) Books ave sucs a prevalent gift, and/ are very entertalning and will meen B88 a fouth Ferry train of gnly five cara clusively for food, provide a good table are becoming choked ai the Sunday-school picnic Wednesday five young ladies fell in the creek; | "po teil? he groaned many an hour's pleasant employment for the child, o—eeenthceerniaciaend