The evening world. Newspaper, March 9, 1903, Page 8

eer ae ener nce tes eet ene earner . Se mene eet mente pe name ee EU EECA Ge a cc cater pene emancipate eRe ere ‘ CR ‘ THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, MARCH 9, 1903: rie eater rs THE =]EVENING= ALO LDPDIDIEDD HF9O68O9.99995992OHID9FI4DOO499OO54S8O49OO599OO4O9OF 899O909OF54.5-0466494OO690OOOO ik Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMlce vat New York as Second-Class Mat! Matter. ME 43. seeesteeceesesNO. 18,178. THE GREAT GAMBLE. ‘ew latest Napoleon of got-rich-quick finance was an! boy before his debut as an “expert finance| ® * to use the phrase by which he designated) > pasit in his clroulars. A quick rise, but why not?) > DON'T WIT HIM ‘SILAS, T wish ‘each of Napoleon's soldiers carried a marshal’s baton $ COME OW / B AGAIN, SILAS, YER WOULDN'T. his knapsack, why should not an elevator boy who| Come ON I! YOUVE PUNISHED WALK SO FAST. eon a student of Miller and Arnotd and perhaps| > WIM ENOUGH, mbers Ives blossom out as a “speculative scientis' & to use again his own descriptive term? g > Byrne had but begun to try his pinions when the) ? hand of the law got him in its clutches. As head $ the “International Finance Operating Company, Lon- Berlin and Vienna,” he had hardly sowed the first als of the seed that was to bring the abundant! harvest. His circulars promised 1,000 per cent. a year, mt at the time of his arrest he had received only a > pitiful few hundreds for investment. The fish had not “Bad a chance to see the bait. “My idea was all right,” ys Byrne, “only I did not have the capital to work Boheme like those Wall street operators.” His resi- ‘ence was a cot ina Bowery lodging-house. Another six Mionthe might have seer him Installed at the Waidorf. _ The same news of the day that disclosed Byrne! #0 our vision revealed the maturer and superior finan-) @lal processes of Dr. Flower in persuading Miss Mary EB.’ + ®tanford, of Montclair, to give him her fortune for in-. « “yeetment in mining stock. They are models of their) @ Tein, showing traces of the mester hand of Mrs, Dela- ¢ friend and counsellor. And the promoter’s let-| €940600066044646546660000008 « ue i tp 9300000080509900 35: "ters are samples of an epistolary style combining busl- ° a > Meena Vous tine watch’ apncard lovbave been Ui EA ea OLED | y effective in luring his victim to part with her JOKES’ tire fortune. "Miss Stanford died penniless and heartbroken. Her HOME. | fate is not unexampled, It is the penalty of the grt- By Roy L. McCardell. : WoW ESPGRTE: EID ERTEIOETER WHAT AMI BID e YOU TO-NIGHT THE GREATES Fae Lio sAnr % HAANR-GROWER evar Per J (MP { LL BE) SRW pila YPON THE MARKET - SEE “Pieh-quick desire in a woman who cannot afford to lose, ‘Put who blinds her eyes to the folly of her course and| wher all at the persuasive demand of the unscrupu-} fnvestor, Miso Stanford had $25,000, the income| ©) frdm which was not enough to keep her in more than glmple comfort. She wanted to increase It. The op- t Bessy offered for investment In widsat mining and in a brief while every vestige of her fortune} THE BUYER ek yt WHAT /T HAS DONE MIN ER gone. e revelations of collrpsing “cyndicates” and tho, wae ee lage ure of speculations iike Flower's show how general Be rant! “T Gectston of the Appefinte Division fr tie gembling spir.t is among persons of respoctebiec Jesse Lewisohn case must have been quite a joclal position and how widoly prevalent among women. | ‘ EEF 4 winger for Jerome,” soMiioquized The Cigar Mt ig not enough to biame women of small means for! ‘ 3 : Nit} GyjgOr ge: ¥ 4 > (DL OT © Btore Men. » reckiess irvestment at the solicitation of the promote! Ts ahava nlsturs. nara flonastne @ X yy WUE : Cre LODO fe eons hes been stung-eo-often .«ince~he ‘has been E> Whey nec to Le chown the error of their ways. It 18; L handsomely embossed in four colorn bus Ade aN Yj \3 Yar ree fipzj ALLL % ae Ga a ea a Moubtless impossinie to hav> Ixws discriminating Inj p sving badges must Instose al“ eae FF / NWA j j oF es ning to be like-e man putting timsetf on a steady diet heir favor aad giving them recourse against the un- tatamp, Addrens Prof, Josh SM BRERA e c i I y ‘ . y, EZ y GEE Zi; of cod-liver of, He counts that day lost when he don’t © Serupuious edvisers who load them into financial ven- tha’ Old Jokes" Home OPPORTUNITIES Plo \HiG jj Yj get a good, swift-kick handed to htm trom the Appellate b that are swindles in all but the technical evasion! ise wuey nine Ambulance! WW THIS LINE WANG y = OO AO Lil Division or trom the Court of Appeals. fof'the statute, In default of such legistation they can-| T Se ee ee ecanct| 2 io ANERCISE E\\\| j Yip) ys = “The retorm administration is getting swatted afl ‘Mot be too often or too persistently warned of the dan-j side, now from the west side Als ! { Z & around, as far as that is concerned. If you listen hard + Gers they “ergo in listening to the voice of the "g2t-) seen Wore ge Ts Bienes * ) i 5 down around the City Hall any dey you can hear a few quick” tempter. ; or It is compelled to make a doxen ot a ) H / maa‘, short, sharp reports caused by the courts putting the Taner trips from an amateur minstrel show ‘ J a 4 H } iT WN f My hot wallops onto some pet measure of the Mayor or his STREET BRIDGES. The chestnut horse no tires, but! lj y y ih Ils Ry subordinates, © ft is an enlightened policy in the management of the |. the tense. itd keen, the wean ] ; T/L “But this is no first performance of that sort of } rie Railroad that has yielded to the demands of 118! bleary old conundrume Se thing for a reform administration, When you put a 2 ters by promising n bridge across the dangerous; Since the last lot of badges were dis- bunch of reformers in charge of a city you can make The a vatre ° ‘ond ex. | touted and the 8, P. GC, H, has ap- before the Chambers street ferry. Aw rallrond ex-| or moors ail over the elty, thel & e Bo, the cort of the bridge will not be large, while! Blue Ambulance is ubiquitous, will do much for the convenience and safety of the Send for your badge, take eve: yengers and not a little in encouraging good feeling, she yeu aee SF hear Into custody and ard the road. | An ounce of prevention is worth a: iS "This idea of bridges over dangerous crossings, origin- pound of curs, When you feel sure a @ily a Pennsylvania Railroad idea, is likely to be largely Aa ale ankersls heli, pen) an 3 ig @xtended throughout the city during the noxt de Ade: foe the Bike Ambulance. LMS F ‘Where are many danger points that demand them, and Recent Arcivntw atthe Old Jokes! ey furnish a logical solution of one of the growing, Nome. | transporfation problems. Given city streets in which! nu © there are now more trucks alone than there were people | M0! for) 4. Len ‘On the sidewalks only a few years age, and now provi- ie te ae up your mind that there is going to be some work for the Judges to do. The motto-of the reformer is ‘The way to reform is to reform,’ and he is not particuler aboul what sort of a hackground he works his motto on. “No man can be a reformer unless he has the as sumption clamped onto his understanding with a non ‘blowable clamp that nobody else on earth except thd people who think like him is right. He is argument: proof, or else he couldn’t be a reformer. It happens thal every so often the people believe the reformer, and ha proceeds to gobble all the offices and declare himself. “Ot course he wouldn’t be a reformer if he didn’t try to frame up everything according to the way he thinks AND THOUGHTS, ? AH! THEY 4RE Bvyl MENTAL LILIESS ¥ GREATEST AtHLEtre MARVEL EVER KNow nae HIS Aahe FOO ALA MONTE SQUIQL, with some old Jokes aD fle Agency ° ‘gions for the pedestrian’s comfort are clearly called for.| sire! show Man hea aa {t ought to stand, Such little considerations as laws and T is is one, the development of which will be watched Hotel espera Bie Hae, ene are statutes don’t stand in his way. He butts the law asida swith interest. three minutes by It. because, being a reformer, he thinks he knows mora Sambo (ive minutes later) with about law than the men who make the laws, THE BENEFICENT CORSET. the ems and watch on same plate, “The framers of our Constitution were a wise set of i , The watch wan we demonstration of the Dressmakers’ Pro- ‘The corset ra' ft Hotel-keeper-—-What have you been i. ve Assocletion musi be regarded as an exhibition Of) acing to my gold watch? Why, it's ali old guys and equipped with a gift something like prophecy. They foresaw that the time would come when there would be reformers, and they built a series of legal breastworks to protect the citizen from people wha might think that they wanted to change things aroun “Certain laws were made providing for putting ertm- inais on the griddle, and inflexible rules were made prov yiding for the enforcement of these laws. Ever since that time lawyers have been shuffling the legal deck, untfl many of the marks are worn off, but when it geta up to the high branches of the Supreme Court they hava players who can tell the cards by the feel of them, “The law says that you can’t arrest a man for a crime unless you have evidence to show that he is a criminal, Not having evidence that would stand in court against Canfield, the District-Attorney proceeds to gather in a lot of citizens and try to force them to say that Canfield is a gambler. To know this they must have gambled with Canfield, and to confess that they gambled hangs a recom.over them that they would be foolish to stand under, “The position of the Appellate Division is that tf both artistically and in a@ utilitarian way, | wet. “J Wt has been held to be heresy to maintain that the| , Sambo -Yee pani I biled de. ¢uea by 4 r time, san! je form divine is improved by the artificial ald of! Uncie Pete—Sambo, did you ever eee ycorset. Have we not the Venus of Milo and numer-| the Catsk!!! Mountains? ‘ ee Ventique beauties to prove the contrary? Has not} Sambo—No, sah, I'vo seen ‘em kil THE C/RCUs COMES WEXT SEK — WiLk THOMPSON Jen 17 2 e mice. }compreasing armor with {ts barbarous bone and steel} ‘rom, where is that ten dollar dered shapeless that which is by nature made shaj counterfeit bill you had a while ago. Hae {t not done harm to the physical well-being} “Well. massa. I never was pos'tive @ecteased the feminine expectation of life in the 1n-| "war ‘a good bill; some deze 4 nunc : F gurance actuary’s tables? (t ware bed bil. Bo one o dem days Several officials in high standing have recently retired from the/aries to live in the style to which they are accustomed, it 1s suggested that. MY Bo the anti-corset agitator and the dress reformer, ann 1 Unks it war a good bill [ jea’ Storce. As these men can hardly haye saved enough on their meagre sal-jeach utilize his own peculiar talents as a means of winning a Itvelihood. If we descried the Milo meandering down Fifth ave-|‘" Kone and passed it GHEE PEDIGISLADOISH-OO OIOOPHEHODEHHOOS 4 $09990000006004000-90 . . “Look here, Pete, don't stan’ on d should we regard her as as beautiful in form as a is 4 raiiroad."* — good example of her corseted sisters? Why, Joe?" Some of the Best | E) eOpinions might differ. But there are those who now|, ase ef de cae see dat mouf ob HOM 6B FUN F pas mn rh to vi ected Sah Sat I Oe oF the Daye OR WINTER EVENINGS. p to the sex. As perfected it permits a free ex-| Jimmy—I was up et the menagerie is- of the lungs and allows ample room for the| ‘fy #fther noon."* Jimmy-—By me soul (#oratohing his| Dolly Footlltes—Jirst of al she had a earver models there was a tension dangerous to}head) I was lookin’ for ye; which cage |Querrel with the manager, and now She $ ang THE MESMERIZED RING. CONUNDRUMS., Pv +i eye water with four letters KNOTS AND CORDS. ‘What bas a bed and never sleeps, has @ mouth and never eats, and always ¢ nealth It distributes and equalizes the weight of] Were you In. she's mad at me. 3: provides an agreeable curve of beauty where] ined ’s lone rirae matae terrane Ln ae re fom Nie part amninat wire is woldest Ses (0 America? serene. bia anne oe: canoes a pyle) mes torrents of |her, catia in the legal way. was the same Ing when ‘ | Uncorseted there is shapelessness. fain, was asked If he was not very wet, Footlites—2 The elder tree, Batlmating its byglenic advantagos against its de-|eo very wet, i'l wasnt. ‘hout being Piece wisp ron Reggie edhe Why 1s @ bald breed like the north reform adminiatretion dropped » bauch of deteotine-segy EP there seems to be a large balance of good to ite] "ove done.” 90 “very Gry) | ae a moe pole? A great bear place. f ode I rs Hx'\ | seants who had been legally appointed, Now they have f while as tor its merits as conducing to phyaleal| "!!*.& ied cowid paushave. Magn ee SQUARING HIMSELF, ; \ tanya & very old man like & 408'4! wrists with two cords, eo that the rop:s| to be put back, and with back pay. But the lowson ia the craythur would do you “A good wife is heaven's greatest gift 4 yOu no bar ENS, ‘ » ‘po | ChO88 at Bin the tMustration above. | i @iry, it 1s to be feared that men of artistic percep- Mm, honey,” weplied Biddy, “Tve [to man, and the garest. gem the earth Why do old maide wear mittens’ ‘lo “iA jon above. 11} Jost on the reformers, They will keep right along doing | will appear at fret sight tmpossible that dee; te . i j Keep off the chaps. | things that the law will make them undo until the d feel grieved if by some ukase of fashion the| {Ach,th’, Peds: but you oan’ mix me |holds,” remarked Mr. Jarphly, the other the men can be separated unless the peo- 4 be generally discarded. GUE and core me to Te morning. ‘She is his joy, his inspira- nen 8 suneeive enld ring tos aux vot nates Se ARG Se fue “P”\oord is firet cut, But nothing can bo| ple get sick of the performance and hand them rata byeak tne bones, tn, itr, Willlamaog'é |{lon and his very soul, Bhe is! tho other end around the yolnt neareet| What was the color of the Mainet/ Rive ouv'ty let the “oned’ B 'alip bee] oon $OORe ANG Pal e] ‘Jeremiah,’ said Mra. Jarphly, the hail of your right forefinger, “Allow | Blew ue) up from the bottom. ve Gane £0 bas B dip be-| «r you will look over the dope of previous reform RELIEF AT LAST. Sohn (oriskivi—All right, emaly, ‘Jeremiah, what wickedness| the ring to fang about halt an inch| y- Oween' the con and the hand of th » oir, just as When may @ man be satd to breakfast wi ‘ i Desinning will be made in the expenditure|shy's eg, MY? SANA OM Mix, Mur |have you beer, up to now? —Tit-Hite $20 ea Pe ct eles yet teats 20, KEOM | netore be gota up? When te takes (Tenn On, the, lath, who, pastes soron administrations you will find thet they changed things Von aephalting the streets of Manhattan, phy ae ne pa SEES, A BAD BARGAIN, Hold your tnger ‘horikow hy’ “with the! roll in bed. the loop thus formed and is released at} all around during the time they were in power, and that } fully. $2,000,000 will have become available] rrof. Joh a. A, Lone niga Fe ac ype rrp Peay yer benny nogi fromphn rest of tae hand. We there be| When is a nove not a noset When it ——_—- about a year later the courts had everything fixed ‘ap Granting that by midaummer the subway] ,,Pigare Mave! these poor olf folks put! sick guudent—ien why Mia‘ son take | Reman chee MW ah Ah pyr rr OO THE UNTOUCHED HAT, just about as it was when they started. A first-class ofed over, we may hope for a return] {i fall over any more Old creatures 1] K?—Harvand Lampoon, + golns—three ha’ 1 do- 4 @ boy look Hf you hurt him?) Place a glass of water on the table an¢| politician always sizes up a play before he makes it, and ‘surface. will gladly pond te Pouneeny ena diately delow the ring and it will It makes bim yell "0" (yellow). put a bat over st. Then place your (delayed. ‘The strects of New York| !ble inatitutlo usd Maeda er UNLUCKY BLIP. Cee iste cea nd seeeme wot!) Bel! “If beafeteak could speak, what poet | head under the teble end tell the com. | !f he sees that it is going wrong he draws out until the z San wane pistalle’ tee | 4) ‘while Ip'Parls 1 saw a lady driv. You, ho lushes a oot deal, but be | ¥our thumb tn contact with your fore: | would it name? Chaucer, pany that you will drink the water with-| next deal. A reformer wants to govern @ city like @ gl Mytwatig dave'steaacek Vela" [nur wife tm ttn shor svenne:” "| WeSC” Ab Cae Gram AH | pags “ho name wx nmin | al eae Raley ae | Noman laine pinocnle--Srving to taka ry tkk© alking di Indy ulso. Ue effect: y hell 1 ha Sy () "Williaa De Sou pow ated howe, | bi Wks Sa oe' Nour dlbvagaged ‘hati | Why ta" the: hamplest of vowele? path ey ee 1a going to sppeal,” volunteered The Cigags ‘ Set wong @ lemon ? Wihon he came home from his club he. ished feanen ey piton i 1917 | Because It ta in the midet of | , 4 ' v7 t [ * f ree eng? EBS * ta rep : told har that Congress had knocked out | ghia! tise Rhy sega oa quld ben |the sto mupaldy evheme, aid men he bitin ha Aa due toitnty Sut } mmr, LeCRSY : i), Why s 3 La vay! : nee ? iat se op “ PhP ned Me wikia | eel: Prinbs,