The evening world. Newspaper, January 31, 1901, Page 10

If ‘ORACE THE HOG. By FERDINAND G. LONG. Th In the grab-it-quick restaurant he ts monarch of all he surveys, for ple or charlotte russe. He eats right on top of the displayed food luneh-counter nuisance. « yn0ne-0-0-9-0-0-bnen anemone 8 ene-0-8. RYAN. <1! aee-ene: ABOUT T “SAM” JONES ON B N the firat column of th ] No. 1 of his new compares hin mission to that of Jesus Christ. Some of Hryan's past Speeches present the same tden. It ts > first page of} os sor Mro Bryan | ment to warrant a like tribute to di- vinity. His mind must be clear and perfect, logic without a break, his premises a8 sound aa foundation can make them, hie rhetoric flawless and his conctus! ee restatiess as the judgment of G they will run him in a hole a thous times before his paper tx a year old All in all, I admire Bryan's vy though I am not moved by his | nk | heeeererenes hehe riereret | Hf SAM P. JONES. ments or lampooned by hin logte honesty I've never dour 1 wish hin) mwvell and trust he will much more) T know Mr. Keyan ts not hope @uccesasful editor than he was a candl-|yusted. If he had been he would have date. es eo out a Itor of life insurance, HARRIET HUBBARD AYER ‘8% To Make Kyehrowa Grow, ' HIB ‘s the eyebrow grower. It ts also intended for “Grateful’ and Red vaseline, two oun tncture | cantharides, one-elgh'ht ofl of lavender, ofl of rosemary, fifteen drops! each. Apply to the eybrows with a Uns! tooth brush once a day until the growth Teen CREERRRRRERRRRREEREET SE THE MESSENGERS. HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. LOVE! a the M it | | ent Re Malden. Alig gumctently stimulated: then less i 4 often. The cynte Cupld smiled: |) 0" y | “Who told your” quoth he, | Th# ointment may be used for the] sity, Jeyelanhes also, In this case tt should} “My heart and ite throbbing | be very carefully applied. | Tt will In- wild" Name the eyes, as any oll will, If it gets Into ,a “I love!’ cried the youth, rei. ve toztrainitheceyebrows flaming. D; a yarrow by using a small 7 The jove-god tittered near ‘ “Who told = you that?’ yin a very little vase- i “Heav'n framing train the eyebrow he he A face, and a new-born fear ve You teste F f “I love!’ The Gray Nun's mur- 3 To Develop the Legs. Bi mur Dear Mra Ayer: To Love Ilke lilies came. if] Kindly tell me how to develop my 3 “hpa@ who told you?” Lips Vl tess. My ankle measures elght Inch fe firmer: fand my calf thirteen and a half, w ¥ and my eal 7 3 “Death, and a hero's fame." x! is not altogether Mad, but the t | “LT lover’ the Priest breathed -f]'% my ankle ts xo long and thin tt ex} ween the foot and help? Please give repiration. DENA. ASSAGE will help to develop the M { properly administered. 1 _ You could not give yourself this Treatment very) w be: masnig pro tends halt way wi formula for slowly, The god looked up In fear “What, you! Who told you?’ Lowi: “Chains, with an angel near.” —John Chester Philips. « the Human Perker write to Nobody else can get to the counter THE EVANGELIST WRITES Possible that he might: render unto successful fellows tn all those callings Caesar what was due tn I wish all my fellow-men well, but how but there In nothing in t w ‘Testy the average agent bores me. very fatheuln Dear Mre. Ayer: Kindly publish al formula. that w LE eae ae AE rete make the eyebrows 5 rn. And eleteaatarene iets aati Best Stab] ellfene| on ojmaxeltheminntca Dreruple, Inet on the parte You would |» we you see a new specimen of’ | e Evening World about it. ene eee Le -9renent-0-0- 0-0-0000 0-0 ont Onot-O-Ontewi By and is an all-round daisy as a | : rd * HE SILVER LEADER'S PAPER. nt or as agent for a bulld- Npany, for when a f Ine he tinds businesses I've Just named, though there are many Heans.”” Tain so glad that wh to heaven we won toe with agents We wo anything they have ts offer. the Ute Ine Tnow carry | wan urged into, foam glad Pye got it. but he tice to all parties concerned | that dent want any n | AMP. JONES. | — Eurty Muil Service. In 1818 tO eost Sh cents te send a sheet by nat mee of 1) in! To-day a letter containing several st Amiles for two may go aN many thou ents THE QUESTIONS « «| OF BEAUTY-SEEKERS. not be able to, besides which it would THEATRE TOILET. This pretty theatre tollet may, be arrienl out in pale bi white soft Nk, the chiffon frills tn the aame color fked with biack puckered ribbon lace, the vest and full sleeves of white or chiffon, with guipure lace for the vero and arm bands pia ss THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, | eee NO. 16,008. Published Entered at the Post-Ofic ss Publishing Company, 63 to @ PARK ROW, New York New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. SIDE-LIGHTS ON THE — NEWS OF THE DAY. Read in another part of this newspaper the story of the present situation of the Bosschieter family. Greee-eeeeeeeee.g mind: ‘THE WOES OF THE nossCcHIE- TER FAMILY. Ag 10-00-00 0-0--e- oreo > ter this than that we should have murderers into the world.’ ” Ts there any abyss of misery may not peer down into still deepe: There seems to be no doubt that Sing Sing prison must be It will not do for the its criminals abandoned. But are matters far 1 ment, technicality priced lawyer.” When we do rebuild Sing Sing, let us be careful not to let the $ A prison ought to be a sanitary place. $ mandlins draw the plans. But it ought to be a mighty unatt Prisoners ought to be decent] they ought not to be housed and fed better than the great mass of honest, law-abiding citizens who are struggling to keep out of jail. isons—yes; but prisons, emphatically prisons. And more important still, sound, healthful, sanitary criminal Sanitary 1 lay The Totel Jefferson fire brought out in strong relief two pre-|: cisely opposite phases of human nal Beret peered Under t THE MAN AND { THE DBAST IN average hum (tee teense eb THE FLAMES, es of heroes and heroines. Self is forgotten. seo possibility of a hope of it, men and awful ris | human race, it is a common virtue. The hero is the rule. Therefore, as we exalt those whom fortune has given the chanee to show that they are worthy of the dignity of the human . ict as not forget that thousands, millions of others would gladly | $ rformed the same act of self-sacrifice if they had had the rac have pe opportunity. The other and opposite phase of human nature was that pre-|« sented by the thieves. While the heroes were busy saving lives, the thieves were busy |‘ While |§ also-—ousy taking advantage of tl 2 the one class was seeing only duty, the other class was secing only |S base and vile personal advantage. it ig a familiar contrast in crises, isn’t it? For example: A great people, animated solely by an-exalted love of liberty | 3 and humanity, makes heroic sacrifices to bring 3 freedom and justice to oppressed races. And | ‘ Be-ere-ere-ene-enenenenen® ANOTHER straightway t franchise gr. skull-smashers, organize and set to work. camps and transport horrors and rotten-food infamics and “sons o somvbodics” seandals. And finally come wars of co} break even the solemn, recorded pledges of the nation and to make|' its name the scoff and jeer of the world. Mrs. Bosschicter said yesterday: “In the middle of last night, as my man and I lay there unable to sleep, I sail to him: ‘How much bet- the State Board of Health has shown that Sing Sing is nothing but e pest-breeding pen. For instance, our criminal laws are so | made as to afford the criminal every chance to escape from punish- The lawyers, with their passion for form, for phrase, for il cirenmloeution and fee-carning, carried the prineiple, “1 man is innocent «until he is proved guilty,” |? to the point where it threatens to read, “a man can not be proved] % guilty unless he cither conviets himself or is unable to buy a high- 9 ers, of emissaries of “duty and destiny,” of And as you read bear this in brought such sons as Jennie’s so deep that from its depth one r depths { State of New York to herd even into a pest-breeding pen. And there not reforms as to criminal more pressing than this? have gradually ractive place. ly housed and decently fed. But ture, he roof of that hotel and in its!‘ neighborhood was assembled an assortment of an beings—the plain men and! 3 women who make up the rank and file of the |‘ human race. ‘There is a fire and several scores of lives are in peril. $ At once there develop not a few, not a dozen or so, but many , 4 i The desire to live, the fear of danger are|‘ thrust into the background. Without a thought of reward, or the women sacrifice themselves, take | ‘ invite pain and disfigurement and death. Not for loved ones, not for friends, but for strangers. Heroism is never a commonplace virtue. But, glory be to the The coward is the exception. he confusion to plunder. he gangs of thieves, of plunder- ‘abbers and glory-hunters and And there are pest mquest and unspeakable plots to The Cheerfal Idiot Again. “Hamilton Mable says that Booker Washington's Hittle college at Tuskegee, built from the mud of slavery, {s a key to American inatitutions.” ‘That's fine. But what |s the mud of avery?” Close the Rear ¥ b Now, the chijd chese, How would you, ‘Fo the FAitor of The Evening Worl | have chose dy readers? Would you ‘The four Paterson curs have now re- have choseu ‘he hour of graduation scelvey such punishment as an over- from school, wir all eyes were on you, lenfent jury and a wine Judge could in- or the hour of first incoting the man of} filct, but ihe inain cause of al! such) your chotce, or the hour of your mar- tragedies etill flourishes unpunished, 1) riage or—whea? Think i: over, Which) ‘upreme hour? pass a law closing the PHILOSOPHER, ‘@aloon's rear room, forcing men to drink the bar or not xt all, and forbidding A Dellttling Lite, omen to enter waloons under any elr-| To ve KAlor of The Evening World cumstances. Ep’rree, such School teachers and principals and col- omen will be test’, happle: expors all lead a belittling life, ‘i YALOOD is something indescribably child- ish and lowering in a grown man or woman having to keep an eye open all p00 Khe Rtening World the timo to seo if wom Ittle cbild is a homely Uttle girl] looking at its book or at the cefling, and other told her that for] to\@evld children for the heinous sin of ce In her whole life| whispering or teasing each other or to gly beautiful. But} adsies hijes over lunch baskets. 0 re law and d better, ra it Was. “Oh, this 1s too good to keep: murmured Tommy Tucker, as the big plece of fruit cake while he was qunting in the pantry for the Jam. later—He didn’t keep it more than about four hours. e e HERE ts no place where a per- n's good breeding and carly training, says a writer in The {| Delineator, are more clearly shown thin at the tabie. Pecullarities of manner which might elsewhere pass without criticism are not there allowable. Con- duct must be marked by serenity, and here must be no uncertainty of mai ner, but an easy knowledge of the use of all the belongings of the table. Cus- toms which may scem Insignificant aro in reallty of sufficlent importance to show the difference between refinement softly land the lack of {t, between a famill- found larity with social conventionalities or the revers: Whether a dinner ts ceremonious or informal, certain customs remain the same. We will suppose that a Indy is WRITE AN INTERESTING bETTER TO THE REOPkLE AND IT Wikb BE PRINTE ATE CAREW’S CAR SWEET ANNIE RUSSELL. PROPER MANNERS AT TABL 0 ae ICATURES. 99 DDOD 8-00-1493 2-20 999-9950 099980H9019-5661F 2TS22096 9 poe PD PSL99S4 O990000O- 008-09 ? 70-59 0048 SMD: POBDDOG! et taking her seat at a dinner party. She Immediately removes her gloves, places them in her lap, unfolds the napkin, takes the roll or bread from within it and places {t at the left hand, on the table, and Jaya the napkin across her lap. At each place there may be on the Tight two large knives, a all allver fish knife and a tablespoon, and on the left three cr four silver forks, one of them a fish fork and one an oyster fork. The oysters are served on the shell and must whole, not cut in half. Soup is nm with a tablespoon and from the side of the #poon; one must neyer tilt one's soup plate to se- cure the last spoonful, and must never be served twice to soup. For the fish course, the silver fish fork and knife WHAT YUU SHOULD DO w AND SHOULD NOT DO, are used, Butter ts not served at din- ner, It In not good form to eat bread between the courses, as if one were hungry. Some entrees, such as cutlets or nweetbreads, may require the knife and fork: for others, such as patties, time bases or croquettes, a fork only is used. Meat is cut as required, a small piece at a time. When eating vegetables the knife {s laid on the plate, the blade knife must reating near the centre. Tho of the table. ‘The fork Is then taken Up in the table. The foi ta a Fos first finger and the thumb, f and one cuts the’ meat from the not be placed across the plate, nor with the handle resting on the right hand, the handle resting casliy on the hand ‘Small birds, such as gual and ire servet whole, one for each and eats cach piece at the ime ting it. D ON THIS PAGE, Piliry and peevish, and wrecks all hopes, information of by mindednoss. Let some teacher nary spy work what is? He was hanged, | | deny this if he or she dare! MICILAEL B. SCHAFT. Ny Means of a Deam, To the bititor of The Svening World: A reader anks how to welgh an ele- phant when your scales can only welgh up to 10 pounds, Place elephant on well-balanced beam or see-saw. Then counteract his wetght on other slde with stones and weigh the stones. Mra, VALENTIN KOCH. How One To the Waitor of The Evening World ven reading up on EF: thousanda of sples (no more gullty) have deservedly been. Where comes in the martyrdom? Andre merely carried cer- tain papers (of whose nature he wax unaware) to Arnold. He was no «py, but wus sacrificed, Why not & monument too? He was a brave, honorable man, STUDENT OF HISTORY. “Poor,” “Well Of"? and “Rich,” ‘To the Baker of The Evening World: constantly the term then Prussia—Jec! to look on on Majot Andre as a spy. Yet from reading history as a man I draw just the oppoeite conclusion. Hale weat into obtain every one, What sums of money conati- tute each of these states? When dees a man leave one state and enter the one above?) This will bear argument, and| toward the If this is not plain, ordl-, such subjects were @ basis once estab- coloni shed. Also, {as I think every spy ought to be, os] where he stood, MAN WORTH $3,000. Honor fer Moaroe. To the Editor of The Evening World Does not James Monroe deserve more honor than he receives find that after many. years of unselfis actiye Interest, both on the battlefield and In the State, James Monme, being! 1o the Editor of The Evening World: President, facto" independence of the Spanieh-lare go often closed to the ski American colonies. Holy Alliance—Ruseta, Austria and! pola the people who skate on them. I ‘her colonies, he dcelared in a message) would join In this cry something might that henceforth no part of the Americas would be subject to conquest, or to col- onization; and would be considered an unfriendly act, eccret | pear wuld talk more intelligently om (Soain'e hope, of: causcd the French army to each! would know just|lcave Mexico in 18%, forced Great Brit- ain to have her dispute with Venesucla to arbliration, &. We honor) Washington ard Lncoln. Why not honor James Monroe, the founder of the doctrine, which bears his name—a doc- trine which opposes despotism, but fos- ters Republicanism? w. R. A Skater’s Grievance. Incumbrance Department of this city; $260 and sell them for H, what percent supposed to do police duty ax weil? age of profit do I make on each pair? ‘They take it upon themselves in some CLERK, | cases to hound the poor push-cart ped- More Ideas Alout Names, - dlers, as if the latter didn't get hounded : enough by the police. Not alone do they To the Editor of The Evening World do this, but they go further. ‘They drive| Did you ever notice a certain od fact up and down some of the streets and| concerning Inst names? For Instance, the threaten to drive over a peddler and to| Most common, frequent names in Amer- take his goods to the corporation yard| ica are probably Smith, Jones and) if he does not get out of thelr way quick| Nrowm Yet never has there been, @ enough. Who {s responsible for such| President with any of those | names;~ dirty work? Is there any. justice in it? | Never that I can remember has’ there R. R. B. | even been a’ Presidential candidate of @ Vice-President named thus. And) few, if any, famous men of this country or any. other. Now, why !# this? One would naturally think that there would be thore Prepidente and great men. named. J Brown than \of/any, r name. Speak. u ‘Smiths and Joneses and Browns "ise ry I) TERENC! In distory we the “de recognized How ts it that the Central Park lakes ing pub- Later, when theliic? They are frozen well enough to What Percentage on Each? To the Pdltor of The Evening World: Can any of your mathematical readers, enewer the following questions and prove idea to help Spain get back] inink if the people who enjoy skating be done to open the lakes to the public, g. B that any such attempt): sayn, They. Do Deeble Duty. United! Mtctes. This ended|'To me Beier of The Evening World: — A OI ee He & \ we