The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, November 20, 1904, Page 16

2 WE Lo LRy R JoXE oW THE DoG L 'WEE'BOBBIE WAS THE BRIGHTEST BOY IN ALL THE CLASS. YOU SEE. “NOW. BOBBIE. DEAR.” HIS TEACHER SAID. - “KINDLY SPELL ‘FAIL’ FOR ME.” LITTLE JACK HORNER WENT TO THE CORNER TO BUY HIS MOTHER SOME BREAD. BUT THERE HE WAS SORELY TEMPTED AND PURCHASED CANDY INSTEAD. \WHERE ARE YOU GOING. MY PRETTY MAID?" “'M GOING AWAY FROM THAT HOOK.” SHE SAID- " “iF THF FISHERMEN WOULD CATCH US GIRLS 10 USE'MIRRO FAR BETTER ‘TWOULD BE ! Reow rue “] CANNOT. TEACHER.™ HE REPLIED. AND SLYLY WAGGED HIS TAIL. “BECAUSE MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME THAT _THERE'S NO SUCH WORD AS ‘FAIL.” PAT-A-CAKE. PAT-A-CAKE. FISHERMAN: . HE WANTED SOME FISH TO COOK IN A PAN, o, BUT IT WAS A SHARK THAT GOT HOLD OF HIS BAIT AND PULLED HIM OVERBOARD, SAD T0 RELATE. AND READ HIM A LECTURE DOWN THERE IN THE WET: HELL NEVER GO FISHING AGAIN, YOU BET. RS INSTEAD.® JOCO AND JACK TRUE LITTLE FISH TALES IN VERSE i ; WILLIE WAS A GOOD YOUNG PISH: 1 . i IN FACT HE NEVER BROKE THE LAW. I THOUGH HE NE'ER FOUGHT. HIS FINISH WAS I A HOOK UPON THE JAW. HUMPTY DUMPTY WENT T0 A BALL. HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT BY THE WALL: “OH. NONE OF THOSE ‘NEW FANGLED CAKEWALKS. * SAID HE, “FAR BETTER A BLOOMIN' WALL FLOWER T0 BE.” THEY FURNISH A BARREL OF FUN—FOR THEMSELVES