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PHE DAILY BEE. "B ROSEWATER, Evrron. — PUBLISHED “OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY VERY MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSORIPTION. DaflyBee (without Sunday) One Year....# 8 00 Jly and Sunday, One Year. 00| 1x M onths 5% Tnres Munthy ..o, o 1% undny bee, Ono Year, Bnturds ee, One Y im Weekls Trec. One Yoar. 10 | Omahs. The Bee Bullding. Bouth Omnha, « nr;n‘rN\ and Council Blufts, 12 Pourl Stre Chitazo Office, 317 ( ham ber of Commerca. New York.Roons1?, 14and i5.Tribune Building Washington, 613 Fourteenth street. CORR . All communications relnting to nows and ftorinl watter should be addressed tc the diterial Depurtment. BUSTNESS LETTERS All Lusiness | and_remittances shonld te addressed 1o The Bee Publishing Company. Omphn. Drafts. checks and postoffice orders 0 be made piyable to the order of the com- ?lih?gEec Putlishing Company, Propritor INT OF CIRCULATION BWORN STATE v of Douglas. | 13, Tzschuck, sccretary of Tho Beo bl compan does solemnly swear :l:‘l:l“:' ST e DALY Bee for th 1802, was us fol- Tows: Bunday, April 3 Mondny. April Tuesday, April 5. nesday, April 6 Thursday. April 7.. Friday. April 8 . Saturday, April0.. 24,305 SHUCK. bed n my 1802 Averaze iEORGE B, ' Sworn to before me and subsc presence this 9th day of April, A, 1 SEAL N, I ke, = Notary Public — e — Average Circulation for Kcbruary 24,510 G ————————————— FOGHORN voices were the elements of power in the democratic state conven- tion. T base ball 501 cannot well be formally opened until the snowfall sea- son is ended. SouTi OMAHA'S postoffice receipts are a fair index of the wouderful growth of the great packing house center. republican success cannot be if republicans sacrifice part; ation of personal LOCAL attained interests o0 the grati malice. IT WILL bo worth a good deal of money to Omaha to have the Nebraska Central enterprise well on its feet with- in the next Tix elevator mon have completed an organization culled tho Nebraska Grain Men’s association and if properly man- aged it will prove a power in Nebraska. No PROPOSITION has ever been presonted to the people of Omaha and Douglus county of greater importance to the future of both than that of the Nebraska Central Raiirond company. WyYOMING may send alady delegate to the Minneapolis convention just for the novelty of the vhing—and for adver- tising purposes. In Wyoming only will the ladies vote for presidential electors. ALTHOUGH the signatures of the mayor and city clerk have been affixed to the library bonds pending their reg- istration, it is remarked that the deed to the Reed lot in fee has not yet been placed in escrow. A T.ONG pull, a strong pull and a pull altogether for all enterprises that prom- ise to give Omaha improved railway fa- cilities and mills, fuctories and work- shops weuld insure a quarter of a mil- lion population for this city by the time the state census 1s taken in 1895, TH tate Grain Men’s aesociation should pay some attention to the work- ings of the warehouse law. If this law is to stand upon the statute books it must be self-sustaining. A bill for a deficiency in salaries will be the death knell of the warehouse system contem- plated by the law, THE short-sighted action of the Board of Education in erecting a four room frame building on the Hitcheock sito for Clifton Hill people is shown by the fact thot it is already too small. A few thousand dollars additional would have built a substantial brick structure of six or erght rooms, THE litlle pampklets containing the rules for conducting the primaries adopted by the county committee an- nounce republican caucuses for tonight at8 p.m. It isobsorved some of the local committees have fixed the hour of 7:30, This will make confusion. All should accept 8 o'clock as the time in order to carry out the spirit as well as the letter of caucus reform. THERE was keen, cutting sarcasm in Mr. Mahoney’s observation that the men on the Martin delegation were not obliged to send to Kentucky for a cer- tificate to their democrscy. They had earned the distinction of loyalty in No- braska in hard fought campuigns by turning out when the blue grass brand of Nebruska democrats could not be moved to lift a hand. Mr, Offutt took the home thrusts good naturedly. CONGRESSMAN BRY AN bonsts that he always has the courage of voting his convictions, but when it comes to decid- ing which oi the two delegations from Douglas is entitled to seats in the democratic state convention he bravely declines to assume the responsibility of voting on either side because he did not want to offend anybody. If ull the other delegates had followed Bryan’s example and dodged the issue what wou!d have become of the convention? —ee THE pension investigation has thus far left no stain upon the character of Green B. Raum, the commissioner, but it has revealed the fact that pension claims drag their slow length along very tediously unless expodited by an attorpey or congressman, General Raum should now devise a system by which the individual pensioner can safely eutrust his elaim to the peunsion oftice without calling in the aid of his wongressmun or hiring an attorney, THE OMAHA THE NNSYLV A DEMOCRAC The vote of Pennsylvania national democratic convention will in the be 61, oight less than the state of Nev York. The state convontion of the democratic party of Peasylvania ds- clared “‘that the best interests of the party and country dsmand the nomin- ation and oiection of Grover Clevelund aspresident,” and the delegation chosen, ail the members of which ave under- stood to favor the nomination of Cleve land, directed to act as a unit. This action of the democracy of the Koystone state was cxpacted, and the offect upon the chances of Mr. Cleveland had therefore been discounted. To have ured the full delegation from Penn- anin is unquestionably a valuable , but the influ- syl ucquisition to his suppor enceof the Pennsylvania democrats upon convention will not bo so of somo states having a vote, for the the national great as that smaller electoral that tho state is safely republican wrison’s plurality in 1888 was over ,000, and it is altogether probablo that the plurality for the republican candi- dato this year will not bo less. The Pennsylvania domocrats, there fore, can promiss nothing for the cand date thoy favor, and while their repre- ntatives in the national convention are almost numerous enough to offset the delegation from New York, which is op- posed to thewr eandidate, their influenco will be immensurably less than that of the delegation from the pivotal and doubtful Kmpire state, There is, conse- quently, no very great importance to be given the declaration of the PPennsyl- vania democracy in favor of Clevelund. Had the party declared for Governor Pattison, who hus twice carried the state, it would have been very much more significant. The friends of Mr. Cleveland can make little capital out of the action of the demoerats of Pennsyl- van On the other hand it is shown that Mre. Hill has no standing whatever in thut It appears that there was no movement av all in his behalf, no one to say u word in his favor. Ho fared r than this in the Massachusetts roason convention, where he not only had zeal- ous champions, but his friends w cessiul in seeuring tvo of the de As to the views of the Penns, democracy, they do not invite particular consideration. The platform declares for honest money, “the gold and silver coinage of the constitution,” and thi the country is getting. It is to be narked, however, that the Penusylvania democrats would have better shown the courage of their convictions if they had been a little more explicit on this sub- jeet There is the stereotyped opposi- tion to the tariff and a demand that the sting law be repealed and a revised tariff adopted *‘with due regard for the rights of Americau labor and the preser- vation of our manufactures.” This is not in accord with the plan of atiacking the tarff law in detail being carried out by the representatives of the democracy in congress, and which has little regard for the interests of American labor and industries. It is probable thatif the PPennsylvania delegation should con- clude, after going into the national con- vention, that the nomination of Cleve* land would not be expedient, it will g its support to Governor Pattison. e THE REAL OBSTRUCTIONISTS. According to our amiable contempor- ary, Tig BEE is an obstructionist in the puth of public improvements and pros- pevity when it opposes the immediate purchuse of the park tructs at the prices which the owners demund, If this con- stitutes blocking the growth of Omaha, Tne b is willing to be clussed us an obstruetionist, THE BEE has always been an advocate of every public improvement that would promote the material welfare of Omaha and contribute toward the growth and prosperity of this city. It was an advocate of a liberal system of public improvements, including pave- ments, sewernge, water works and parks when Omaha was in hor infancy, But while favoring water works, it most vigorously opposed and defeated the Holly water works job which was puiled through the council by corrupt methods twelve years ago. While favoving puve- ments, it oppused most vigorously the wooden block pavements that were foisted upon this city by greedy con- tractors and short sighted property owners, Tie Bee was denounced and even boyeotted for a time because it opposed the combine that located the new post- office on block 86 and in that memorable contest the plea of the interested parties and their mouthpieze was that Tie B) was obstructing a great public improve- ment which was to he begun immedi- ately—that is in the spring of 1889, just three years ago. Up to this time the great improvement hus only materinl- ized in a hole in the ground that may during the present year be filled with concrete and wooden piling to make ready for foundations. And who was the real obstructionist of the vark system? Five years ago when the charter that embodied ample powers for securing a system of parks and boulevards for Omaha at their rea! value under appraisement, was befor the legislature all the Omaha dailies ex- copt THE BEE organized a combine to defeat the charter, In this nefarious work they were actively supported by mossbacks and greedy land owners who wanted to force the city to buy their land at three prices. The obstruction ists succeeded by the help of the jobbers and railrond lobby which opposed the railroad taxation clause of the charter in knocking out the provision for parks and boulevards, and upon them the re- spousibility rests for the failure of Omaha to have & comprohensive system of parks at this time. Now that we have stood it for five yoars we can stand it for eight mouths longer unless the owners of park lands are willing to part with them at reason- ablo prices under an impartial appraise- wment. ——— THE INTERSTATE COMMERCE LAW. The convention of stute railrcad com- missioners in session at Washington has recommended to congress soveral amendments to the interstate commerce act. These relate to judicial proceed- ings and are intended to give greater value to evidence elicited by the Inter- state Commerce comwission. Undoubt- edly the suggested changes in the law wonld be found serviceible, both in strongthening the powers of the com- mission and in expaditing judicial pre courts upon the evidence introduced ba- fore the commission, and it is ontirely proper to provide that as batween the parties the findings of the commission shall in eq proseedings have the force and effect of a mastar’s report in chancery., The latter amendment has already, we believe, besn proposed in congress, and very likely proceeded from the comiission itself. Atany rate there is no valid objsction to it, at least from the point of view of the public in- torost, that sossion, There is some danger congross will not, ut mike such amendimsnts to the interstats com- law s exparisncs has showa to be ubsolutely necessary in order to make it cffective, and it would boa grave mistake to nllow this matter to the present merce be carried over to the shost session, ba cause then there might be a disposition to leave it to the care of the new con- gress which will be chosen next No- vember. Undoubtedly the - railronds would bring to bear all their influence 10 have this done, just as it may safely be assumed they are now doing to have consideration of this matter put off until the next session of the presont congress. So far as appears the Intorstate Com- merce commission is not now doing any- thing. A truce scems to have been established by a sort of tacit understand- ing, though it is not to be assumed that the railroads are showing any more respect for the law than when the com- mission appeared to be active in run- ning down abuses and earnest in the purpose to onforce the law. Itis not to be doubted that violations of the in- terstate commerce act are as general avd as numerous at this time ns they have ever been, and the longer the rail- roads are permitted to enjoy immunity from prosecution and punishment the worse they will bacome. of thi The tendency state of affairs is neccessarily to a public sentiment unfriendly to and it is doubtless safe to say not so strong today in the popular regard, owing to the failure to enforce it, as at any previous time since the act went into effect. The principle has as strong support as it ever had, but the law has been shown to be de fective, and there has conscquently boen a loss of public confidence in it which can be restored only by such changes in the act as will enable the commission to enforce its provisions. The reguired amendments have been clearly indicated, and the matter is of such importance that congress ought to act upon it with- out unnecessary delay. SENATOR STEWART of Nevada, the persistent champion of frec silver, is rather heavily handicapped by the fact that for several years he has had all his mortgages made payable in gold coin. The New York Irening Post recently printed a list of twenty-six mortgages in favor of Senator Stewart, furnished by the recorder of Alameda county, Cali- forma, and duly attested, in all but one of which it is stipulal that principal and interest are payable in gold coin. The senator could not deny the record but e sought to relieve himself by saying that the mortgages were made out by his agent and that the gold payment condition was under the speeif tract law of Californin, The Washing- ton correspondent of the Evening Post, who secured the list of mortgages, very conclusively shows that these pleadings of Mr. Stewart are inadmissible and con- victs the champion of freo silver of pre- varication. There can be no doubt that Senator Stewart was fully conversant with the character of the contract made in these mortgages, and undoubtediy his agent or broker acted on instructions. The Nevada senator is a shrewd man of business who doubtless loaves very little to the discretion of other people in the management of his financial affuirs, and it is entirely sufe to assume that in these transactions, aggregating nearly $25,000 Mr. Stewart knew all about the charac ter and conditions of the contract. As the corvespondent of the Kvening Post observes, ‘‘The depreciated silver dol- lar, in his mind, was good enough for the peoplo at large, but he would have none himsell.” It is p obable there are other free silver advocates in the same boat. Tie next important democratic con- vention, so far as its expression regard- ing presidential candidates is conceirned, will be that of Ohio. There is said to be a very strong sentiment among the Buckeye democracy favorable to ex- Governor Campbeli. but the 1mpression is that a majority of the delegation from that state will be for Cleveland, with Campbell ae asecond choice. In the event of Cleveland being nominated Campbell might have a very fair chance of getting second place, mainly for tho renson that he is on very good terms with the ex-president. There does not appear to bo any Hill sentiment of con- sequence in Ohio, though some demo- crats gratefully remember the service he rendered in 1890. Ohio democracy is so nearly of the Tammany type that it is rather surprising there is so little in- terest manifested in Hill's candidacy. I¥ DOUGLAS street is to have another cut it must be done within the next thirty days, before property owners have expended large sums in reconstruction of buildings nnd eroction of retaining walls, In this connection it may as well be borne in mind that the street cannot be lowered more than one foot at the in« tersection of Seventeenth without seri- ous damage to the New York Life and Beg buildings. A radical cut would doubtless be desirable for property own- ers who have no permanent improve- ments, but such a scheme never can be carried out without involving the city in costly and protracted litigation that would prevent any iwmprovements for years. —_—— JupGr BATTY, the wemporary chair- man of the democratic convention, has the merit of childlike candor, He made no bones of it that the names of the nine solid Boyd men whom he wppointed on the craaeniials committee were in his vest pocket bafore he had ascended the ceodings instituted by it. It is ni- | fostly just to require that tho railvond companies shall try theircisa 1n tho DAILY 1 trifling matter and given itout cold that | he had not tha xemotest idea about the make-up of (j6; credentinis commitieo until after the convention had directed him to name the'picked nine. RETEA—— torfing Morton has been 4l freo silver tongued orator from Tifinois' and Lancaster tho democraey of Nebraska no further use for his lodgbship. Mr. Morton now finds himself a'lmek number in the coun- | sels of the party which he led so gal- lantly to many defoats. P W eannot comprehend why the Mar- tin delegation should kick up such a racket about the reportof the picked nine when they knew in advance what they were going to report. INCE J. eclipsed by A Profitiess Project. St. Paul Globe. The project to stampede the Minneapolis conveution for Blaine is a flash in the pan Ben will bave it in his hat. - Decidedly S Washington Post. Mr. Cleveland undoubtedly regards Rhodo Island as ono of those ‘‘unsteady lights in tho wilderness of doubt and danger.” Washington Harry Watterson is so quiet that itis feared that the situation in his part of the country is developing abnormal character- 1stics. ———— Colorado n Sure Th Glole Dem crat. Colorado will give her electoral vote to Harrison. Let Senator Wolcott stand out of the way or elso ho will be trodden under foot by that big ropublican mejority in his state. '3 T Senatorial Spleen. Washington Post. Thero may come a time in the history of this republic when men holding the high of- fice of senator of the United States will have the manliness not to lend themselyes to this virtual assassination of character. It smacks too much of the inquisition to have a place in a government of the people. The change caniot cowo too socn. Culling the Unabrlaged. New York Advertiser. Dana has invented another name for Mr. Cleveland. He now refers to him as “the Sarcotic dervish.,” There still remains such beautiful titles as the Egotistic Polycotyle- don, the Polgastric Anthropoid, the Holo- blastic Behomoth and the Omniforious Gas- teropod. All these, properly hurled at Mr. Cleveland in San bres icy, will cause bim to shrink vastly in pitblic'esteom. And that's what Mr. Dana is ‘after. Tho collego-bred assistant who workts tha dictionary in the Suu office should be set to work at once. Taxation of es by Sample, New York Herald—12th. The United Statos supreme court rendered an opinion yestérddy on an interesting ques- tion as to theright'of a state to tax sales by sample. ) The complainant in the caso was a ‘‘resi- dent drummer.” : He had a place in Tennes- seo whero he sold oods by sample. He did not, like the ordinary arummer, travel ana solicit orders, uor did ne keep his goods at the placo wherohe:sold them. Heo kopt sim- ply samples théro and took orders. His business was entirely witn firms outside the state. |, I By o law of Tennessce a license tax and also a commission ‘tax were imposed upon him. Ho protested against this taxation on the ground thatas his business was with men in other states it was in the nature of interstate commerce, which the state had no constitutional right to tax. The suprome court does not accept this view, but upholds the powerof the state to mpose the tex, VIEWING GO Cleveland Plain Dealer: The latest re- turns show thau tbe Rev. Dr. Parkhurst went out slumming and came back slummed. New York World: Anthony Comstock de- clares that Dr. Parkhurst’s methods were improper. Isn't this enough to suggest the 1ast siraw! Rochester Union: In all the rocords of Chbristian or alleged Christisn interforence with tho sin that goes on in the world, from tho acts of the apostles down, it woild be hard 1o point to another instance in which a trap like this has beon Inid, and by men pro- fessing such exalted principles. St. Pavl Globe: It is questionable whether Dr. Parkburst in New York did not carry his pursuit of shaay material for uso in re- form work rather far when he ana his staff hired the five girls at $3 oach to dance tho can-can beforo thom in & state of entire nudity, with the game of leap-frog ns & vari- atlon. 'Even his disguise 4s & Sport 1s not an ontire relief to tha dubious picture, St. Louis Post-Dispaten: The good doctor flls a far more dignitied, upright and valu- ablo place in the moral factors of New York when as a minister of the gospel he tries 1o persuade men and womea to live puro lives than when as a “Jay from the west" he brives fallen women to furnish evidence of inde- cency for tho polico court. His motives are doubtless good, but his methods avo unwise aud 1volve in them an undoubted lowering of personal charactor. New York Sun: So far as we have read history tho like of this never nccurred before. Dr. Parkhurst is tho first minister of Christ who over assistad at such a performance, got up at his instigation and _exponse, It lsted three-quarters of an hour or more, aud dur- ing that time, he testifles,“I drank beor threc times,” ihe period of the possiblo useful- ness of this man #s & minister of the gospel is over. Out of mero decency ke should ro- tire from _the observation of all men and women who preserve an atom of self-respect. e PEOPLE OF NOTE. Rosa Boubeur Is nearing the complation of ber great pioture, *Tue Threshing Floor,"” and though she has already refused §16,000 for it it is not unlikely that she will seud it to tho World's Fair Ex-Senator Fofty of Michigan, whois to be seen occasionally on the streets of Wash- ingtou, has change less in personal appear- ance than almost fiuy other mau whom public life bas called to tho capital in the poriod since the war. ' Mr. Charles l';qury Smith, United Statos 'Q minister to Ru will sail from Liverpool for the United on the 20th of this montb, laumediaj after his return he will, it is said, tender | resiguation as minister to return to bis peper, tho Philadelphia Press, Walt Whitman's4ate bome, a little frame house worth aboat.&1,500 or $2,000, is to be bought and perserved io his memory, if Mr. Traubel, one of Whpexecutors of the poet's will, can raise "fi' oney. Already circulars asking for subsc ons have been sent out to Whitman's adiivers. Au American ndliibd Michsel Mahon, wo imbibed high lifo on the western frontier, is doing Europe. He inaulged in the national kamo of poker at Heywood,near Mauchester, Euoglaod, and suspecting his oppouent of the Chiuese trick, popped bim with a gun. He did no damage beyoud getting Rimself in Jml The widow of General Custer is not only & beautiful woman but 8 fascinating talker also. Sno is frequently reported as givioy Jectures in various parts of the country, and her description of ‘Buffaloes and Huffalo Huating” 10 Swringtield tho other evening, lastiog two full bours, is said L have been deligh\fully graphic. The will of Michael Reilly, the millionaire distiller and wholesale grocer of Wheeling, is one of the most remarkuble efforts Lo spite living boirs ever recorded. ‘The will leaves all the property to BishopJ. J. Kuine aud Mgr. Sullivan of tha Catbolic church to old 10 trust until the beirs now hiving are dead, | platform other man but Judge | Batty wn'lhl]\r“vn lied ubout such a | FRIDAY, APRIL 15, when the proverty is to b divided smong their beivs. 1892. propetty for perhaps nearly & century, as some of the grandehildren are still quite young. George Wilkes, 0n0e noted as the “king of crooks." is now a penniless sot, ocoupying a ot in the Bellevue hospital, New York. Ho is tho man who for twenty years was tho leader in the boldes® schemes of robbery throughout tho world, and, who was so clever, that whilo his associates were ar- rested and punished every now and then, he was arrested onlv three or four times and went to brisou but once, That was in Milan. R FOR AND AROUT WOMEN. Among the great trials that a woman has to undergo is to uve new bonnet in the nouse on & rainy Sunda; ‘ourth commandment (for this woek only) : Six days Shalt thou labor and do all thy work, and the seventh put on thy kaster bonnet and go to church, Jdward Fawcett refers to tho making of baby slips for 75 cents per dozen and the con- structing of corset. ors for 40 conts a dozen as a “revolting chrouicle’” and an ‘“odious nonotol, A vile traducer as: Julia Marlowe was yo which she straightenca by sleeping on her face, The yarn is o Grecian slander upon the faceof it 1t you find it diMicult to keop ferns alive try sponging the leaves twice a week with topid water and keeping the saucers under the pots continually tilled with water of the same temperature, Mrs. Johanun Kellener of Pittsburg is sole lieir to u fortune of £1,000,000 loft by her brother, Jerome Cain, who died rocently at Listhow, Kerry county, Ircland. Mrs. Kello- her s 7 yoars of oy Ono of the very nowest things in slippors is the “Wang.” “It1s of suedo kid with sil- ver toe caps and Louis Quinze heels in gold filigree, uud it hus a pointed tongue which extends up over tho instep. Buttons for children's dressos aro now mado of enamneled flowors sad caught to- gether with either u tinesilvor or goid chain. Blue onameled forget-me-nots look dainty and protty fastening tho back of o whito s that when Miss ng sho had & pug nose he women of California will be ropro- sented by a novel exhibit at thoWorld’s fair. They intend to set a table completo from the napery to the delicacies of tho season. The table will ue of handsome polished rosewood vurl. Tho legs will be carved to represont something symbolical of tho state. lvery- thing used on the table will be of Callfornia productions; Clara Louise Kellogg took a large Maltese cat named Peter to her summer residence at New Hartford, Conn., last year. A fow days ago the animal was accidentally caught in’ & meighbor's steel trap, and he was so fierco with rago that when the owner of the trap re- leased him he flew at the man and bit & piece out of his lower lip. PPeter will catch no more mice for Mme. Kellogg, however; he now lies in a timely grave. A pretty sailor suit for a girl is of navy blue French flaunel. The short skirt is pleated and cdeed around the bottomn with four rows of red silk braid. The blouse sailor waist has u deep turnover collar, which 1s stripod with white and red. ‘Phe enliar is cut . front, showing the white fannel yoke. The sleeves are full and wide ou the shoul- der. A _ved silk anchor 13 embroidered upon them. With this suit a red silk necktie is worn aud a Tam O'Shanter hat. Quaintness is the prevailing fashion for children’s gowns. The moro thoy imitato their great-great-grandmother the more truly fashionablo they are. “The “granny frock’ in the height of tavor. Uho simple little dress is of paie apple green pougeo silk, mado all in ono with a deep ruftio across the bottom. A tiny ruftfo in tho neck takes the place of a coliar. The sleoves are full with a high puff, which is edged with a ruffie. A soft silk sash of the palest pink is tied so that it gives the waist a very suort offect. The long enas hang down in front. P SR SHES OF FANOY. FL. New York He food of nightm; Wila oats are the chief Is you fathera very un “Weil, I'm not sure; but yesterday, when he suddeniy sat down on the sidewalk, ho looked four ways at onc: Somerville Journal: He-I never loved any other woman in my }ife so much as I love you, Sho—1 know; huf do you love me as much as you love yourselt? Brooklyn Lifs Hic | bring 1 think Tsh up my boy to follow t o hood. Dix—Wily have you settied on that? Hicks—It seems’to be the only industry in which one is not expected to besin at the bot- tom. New York Sun: garden you'vi are the flowe The Wife—Y ou see theso laths stuck in tho ground, with pieces of paper stuck in them? The [Tusband—Utn. The Wife—Those are the flowers, The Ausband—So this Is the told me so much about! Where A JOLLY SCHEME. New York Herald, 1£ T were rich as Croesus 1'1: toll you what 1'd do, L il my purse with shokols And ralse a hullubaloo, 1'd take nlonz & preacher And we would piint the town In pyrotechuic colors Red, purple, yellow, brown. Puck Winchester)— chump we lynched | C bner (trembling)— Citizen (threutoninzly)—Wot's y'r verdlck? Coronor (hastily —Committed sufelde at the hands of persons unknown. Cltizen (with two revolvers th' body and th' o Philadelphin Ledger: Tt the Irish homo rufers could only throw oft that Ulstergthey would be cooler” and more comfortable gen- eraliy. Washine on Star: The agitation into which the Purls anarchist plunzed tho people in tho court ro when he drow a bannuna wus probably due to a su cion that he nieant to throw the peel on tac ppie—Did you heah 2 home lawsy night on o wehur comi or? 01 wis he dwunk? Dian't heah; it was a twousers Bostem Transerivt: A lume defense may be very effective if it's in the cuse of © min who uses u cruteh for u weapon. nean Binghamton Repubiiean: The bang gev along 1f he hus o “head to execute. Washington Star: “Let me enroll you as u member of our antiquariun so;iety."” “1'a like to, but I don't dare," “Why?" I write jokes for the newspane) Philadeiphia Ti questionably crank questionablo they turn. Dynnmiters are un nk-11ke, It Is un- Paris a violent and, ‘or: Eiving Rochester Post: Tho prize beauty of a Ger- mun beuuty show bas become 8 lion tum wo bave Beauty and the Beast over again. N A Judge. Alns! we're Hving in i flat Where'er we bear some venders yell, And all the day for this or that AT, Sume flend or other pulls tha bell, No wonder, o, 80 sud we look r when our cures do seom to fade Lo! we are hurassed by the cook And worried by the serving mud. Philadelpbia Record: It wouid boe poetc fitness if u blast of Indignation shoald” Ulow the umbrella trust insido out Chicago Post: Fred Dougluss s rezardoed as 8 durk liorse fu the coming presidential con- test. New York Herald: read you iike & book. Sho'glancing at cirele of youths about he: ~L suppose so--a calf bou A SYMPHO) He (whispering)—1 cau Ascribed to Grover Cleveland by the New York Tritaune Why, O why. 1 ask with many a sish, While-tears s'ow tricklo down my eye— Tostay the sealding flood in vain Liry Wiy, O why, Futl bitterly 1 cry, Did e'er I go to Providence, it L To ald i y foud desire To ruiso her standard higher, It tunded in the mad When i sickenins thud— A dull and sickening thud — Thut (roze my blood, And thut 18 why Full bitterly 1ery. lo effect is 10 tie up all &3 | “Whatever Look me down to Providence, R, 1" THEY DENAND BETTER RATES Nobraska Butter and Egg Dealers Asso- oiation in Session, SEVERAL FROM OTHER STATES PRESENT Concessions Equ Drossed Beof ¢ County Rey son—Othe! v Those Secured by pocted ~Cheyonne Blicans ¥ we THarel- State Nows Notes, Fremoxt, Neb,, April 14.-[Special Tele- @ram to Toe Bre. A mooting of dolegates from the Nobraska Butter and Kgg Dealors association was held in Fromont today. meeting was for a conference with reprosen tatives of the castern association embracing reference to railroad rato striven for in this dir same rates on shipments as are now madoe to the dressed beef men. he risk of bandling butter and eges is practically identical with that of hundling dressed beef, yet the rates aro twice as high, The question of promoting logislation in the direction of driving out oloomargarine as @ compotitor of duiry products was also con- sidered. No definite action was taken, but a beginning was mado for uniform action that will be followed up in the future, Tho point to bo tion 15 to get tho BLICANS, They Endorse Prosidont Harrison and Favor Helst for Congross. SioNEy, Neb, April 14.—|Special Tele- gram to Tur Bre. |—The Cheyenno county republican convention convened here today. President Harrison was strongly endorsed, The dolegates elocted to the state convention aro: Charies Trognitz, Andrew Burg, Adam Gunderson, . O. Wisner, Roy J. Cowden, tho congressional convention: Mark M. Neeves, Henry St. Rayner, Charles Ande son, Leonard B. Cary, and H. K. Gapen, Hon. George W. Heist was endorsed for cougressman from this district. Hastings News Notes. Hastixgs, Nob,, April 14.—[Spocial Telo - gram to Tne Bee.|—The Woman’s Mission- ary society of the Hasting presbytery held a its annual meeting hero on Tuosday and Wednosday of this weok. ‘The city council canvassed the vote of the municipal clection Monday evenng. Ivi- dently Alexandor, the dofeatad caudidate for mayor, did not care to instituto a contest, and C. C. Rittenhouse, his opponont, was de- clared elected by a majority of 6 votes out of nearly 1,200, The newly elocted officers wero in- augurated and a number of saloon li- censes issued at tho first session ‘L'uesday night. A, L. Clark, the retiring mavor, ré- viewed at length the official acts of the two years previous upon lasing down his office. The rro&xmcls are that the central No- braska High school declamatory contest to De held here Friday night will be largely at- tended. York and Aurora have enwaged ninety seats and Grand Island, Kearney and Fremont will send large delegations. An adjourned session of the March term of the district court will bogin Friday. Ttis expected that the motion for a new trial for Captain A. D. Yocum will then be made, aud tho case against Joft Teemer called. Storm Damage in Nebraska, Baxcrorr, Neb., April 14.--[Spocial to Tk Bik. | —Nets Olson, a farmer living o couple of miles northwest of this place, lost several bead of cattle by being driven into the Logan myer by tho sovere storm of Wednesday, which was the worst of thoe soason. 1t had been raining since Monday aud Wednesday mormng. it changed into a genuino blizzard, which at this timo is still raging. Gaxpy, Neb., April 14.—|Snecial Telegram to Tue Ben.) a severe northwest snow blizzard prevailing her. It began atl o'clock yesterday morning. The snow is ten inches deep. District Court at Hastings. HasTINGS, Neb., April 14.—|Special Tele- gram to Tig Bre.|—Tho United States dis- trict court has been in session here today, Judgo Dundy prosiding. A number of attor- neys from various points in the western part of the state were present, although the busi- ness transacted was mainly in confirmations of sales and in hearing motions. As is usual in holding court at Hasungs Judge Dundy showed his dislike to presiding in a court room not owned by the goveral government by conductiug the sessions ia. the Bostivick otel. Ogalalla hysician Injured, 0GAL Neb., Avoril 14.—[Special to Tne Bre.|—-Dr. Hallingsworth sustainod a frac- tion of the celier bone yesterday by being run over by his team. | To 1 | FRENONT, I Telo- gram to T The | | hall, rollowed b; Mickigan, Indiona, Obio, and New York, These representatives weore, Cherry of New York, and Me Horn ana Harris of Union City, Ird. The object of this conference was o dise watters of mutual 1n terest, the principal ono of which s with | conven- alternoon and de- | tion wet in this A Lily jwith fsuits, land Chis ofter 1s good 2 83ROWNING, KNG & 11, & co. 8¢ W. Coruer 15ta and Douglas sts Given Away--- To advertise our children’s department T lwe will, on Saturday, give a handsome pot, to every person buying a boy’s or child’s lsuit, no matter what price. No one can equal this de- |partment as to styles, makes, icolors or prices. $3.50 a beautiful lily free. all day Saturday till 10 Down stairs we will 1o o'clock at night. '@/g sell a line of 40 men's = This also on Saturday only. urday the price will be $12.00. velo| muo 8 cood deal of onthusiasm. Aft ¢ discussion & committea of pinoteen was appointed, ono member from each town- ship, to take in oharge the work of urging the adoption of & uniform aystem of road im provement and to confor with the county suporvisors with rogard to tax levies aud other matters 1n connoction with the work. It is expectod that another convention will be hold in the near future. SLASHED FIVE TIME Syracuse Men Quarrel with Serfons ttesults to One of T Syracuse, Nob,, April 14.—(Speoial Tolo- gram to Trne Bek.|—Jonas Sugden was se. verely cut avabout 7 o'clock by Tom Creas man, An altercation had arisen between tho two about a debt whicn Sugden owed Crons- man. Creasman sued and got judgment, and tonight Sugden entered a billiard hall to buy a cigar, and began abusing Croasman, who was seated there. Creasman aroso, and Sug den sLowed fight, Creasman struck at him with a poker, The vrovriotor of the hail interfored and separatod them. Creasman then left the Sugden ana the disputo was reopened outside. Creasman drew a Knifo and beran active operations, outting Sugden immediately under the heart, three slashes in the back ubout the shoulder biade and once or twice on tho head. Sugden! wounds wero dressed and Creasman imme- diately ran home. Sugden's wounds are not consideroa fatul. W COTU mbe In Convention, Friexn, Neb pril 14, —[Special Telogram to Tur Brk.| o fifth annual convention of the Women's Christian Temperavce union hias been in session at this place for tho past two days and closed this ovening. The offi- cors eldeted are: President, Mrs. M. Miller of Wilber; corresponding secrotary, Mrs. Alice Cox of Wilber; recording sccrotary, Mrs. Thomas Jervett of Dorchester; treas- urer, Mrs. L. A. lroyer of Dorchestor. Tho ussociation iu this city has secured the ban. ner for having the largest guin in uumbers. T'he exercises this evening wero very fine. Dividing the Spolls, Bratiice, Neb., April 14.—[Special Tole. gram to Tie Brk.|—Mayor Harry Phillips and the other city officials recently elected were inaugurated tonight. Much interest was taken in tho appointments, but only two wero made, W. C. Lohan city ‘attornay, and Willis Bail city engineor. Tho council’ nd journed till noxt Saturday night. wheu the prosident will be elected” and tho other of ficos will bo filled by Mayor Phillips. roidhop kil JUF ILE TALE Sol Smith Russell has n fittle daughter, Alice by nawe, whose proclivities border ou the mischiovous, says the Detroit Iroo Pross, “One day,” said the solemn Sol toa friend for whose dolectation ho was recouating n series of domestic exporiences, “Alice was discovered in one of her pranks. Her mothor sent her upstairs and charged hov to ask tho Lord to forgive ber. “Little Alice didn't fancy going alono, but finally sho went, and there she stayed a littlo while. Presently she made her appearance again, and wife regretted to observe that tho clild was not in as chastened u mood as sho had hopad to soe, ““Alice,’ asked wife, ‘did you ask God to forgive you ‘* *Yes, mamma,’ answered little Alico; ‘I told God all about how naughty I'd been and T askod Him to forgive me. And,oh, mamma, protty soon God said to me: ‘Great Scott, Alice Russell, says He; *‘there's u lot of other littlo girls a hieap naughtier than you are! " “Yes,” said pirs. Gaswell to Mrs. Dukano, us the Lwo wero discussing matters in a gen- eral way; “‘yes. a good many pooplo como to ask a little money for this and that charity, and of course I give them some, even if it i3 il amount, for I dow’t like to hurt thoir feelings.”” “Sny, mamma ! spoko up Freddy Gaswell. “What 1s it, dear?”” “You don't seem to care whether you hurt my feelu or not when 1 ask you for a dime.” The bright little daughter of Ropresonta- ve Sweot of Idaho recontly visited tho se, says tho Washiigton Star, As might e expeciea she did not find proceodings especially interosting. Sho stood it as long as 5ho could, and then said ; Well, I'm tired of this preachin’. 1t there isu't going to bo any singing, | guess T'll go home.” Mrs. Maiflour (aftér ‘proudly showing her family treasures to now neighbor's littio daughter)—Have you any such heirlooms at nomo, my little dear! Little Dear (with dignity)—No'm. [ guess onr folk was always rich 'uough to throw away thoir old things an’ buy new onos. e U And They ‘ere Wedded, CixeiNsaTy, O., April 14.—A marringe took place here at a hotel last night, the outcome of apeculiar entanglement of relationship, law and love. The parties wero Joseph S. Wright of Junction City, Kan., and Mrs. Sallie Shivell of Lebanon, N. Y. They wero brother-in-law and sister-ic-law. ago Mrs. Shiv cident to a b ville & Nashville railroad.’ Mr. Wright bogau suit for damages. Moantimo his wifo died, ‘The lawsuit was tedious and only re cently ended in a fiual judgment of £15,000 for Mrs, Shiveli. Tha marriage of tho par- tios was apparently the natural result from their long association in fighting tho success- ful lawsuit. > Easter lily, All wool up to $18.00, suits for $5.00. After Sat- Need e 2) we say more ? al . 7. ~ L Browning, King &Co i :: oinen Baturduzatii i e w | S, W, Corner 15th and Douglas St | === l e—— Five yeu oll lost_her husband by an / go in Alabama, on the 1 d; p