Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 2, 1885, Page 2

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Bank Block 0 ‘suoomssons Dufrene & Mendelssohn @eo. L. ,lshor, formery with W. ‘!:n Jeany Architect, D. 0. BRYANT, M, D. OGOLIST & AURIST 1224 Farnam Street, Ooruer L8th 84, Offios hours Pto 18 a m., Sk @ Toa youm experiencs. - Can speak German, Not Trua to His Oolors, (POUNDED ON PACT.) A Gotham painte1 now feels blne Because his wife is green With jealousy, for off she flaw And hasn't since benzine, Who ochre rash and crimson ire? Why did she run away As if her roan house was sspphire And red fiames ruled the day? She was & sable-haired brunette, With rosy cheeks and lips; Her brilliant eges were black as jot And snapped like circus whips. One day her husband bought a lot Of hairpins, new and neat, And said, “This gift may add a jot To your appearance, sweet. She answered, as the box she took: +:0f mo I see you'r fond.” § She opened it, then screamed, ' Why, look! Thoss hairpins, sir, are blonde! She rose, much madder than a hen That's suddenly got wet, And yellod, *'You no'er shall see again Your once beloved brunette!” “ no'er sienna one but you, And never do I gaze Upon a gir] with eyes of blue He vowed, with wild amase. “You lilac Satan!” then she cried, And from his ruenua"llsd “I'll beryl love forever,” he sighed, **And paint the city red, B,—And ke did. e ——e HONEY ¥YOR THE LADIES, Braided Jerseys are shown in beautiful de- signs. ; Rollers Kate is the most popular girl of the soason, [ Materials woven with gold are shot with bright eolors. Decollete c necked Iace waists, Ostrich feather pompons aroto be had in all the now silk colors. Jersoys and Jorsey cloth still retain their hold upon popular favor Molr ribbon will rival velvet and Ottoman ribbons for bonnet atrings. A Brooklyn girl says she would rather have the measles than the freckles, The silken chain scarf is used for trimming hats, It is made in all colors, Watorfall back drapery is threo yards wide and has three box-plaits Iaid in trible folds. Ostrich feather pansies, exactly imitating the rich color of the natural flower, are a nov- olty. = Embroidered pongeo parasols are trimmed th Pompadour laca, and are mounted on olive wood sticks richly carved, Short ekirts are to bothe rulo this summer it seems, and those who care for comfort, will be thankful, says a feminine correspondent. At a hugging socinble in_a Michigan town it cost §3 to embrace a widow, and three cents apicc for elderly maidens, or two for a nickel. A black grenadine parascl is covered with black lace, embroidered with silver threads, and is trimmed with black velvet ribbon, It has an ebony stick, silver mounted. Fasbionable ladies aro taking a deep inter- est in billiards at present. The game is a wiilfal, healthy and delightful one, and it 18 50 nice o watch your adversary making prot- ty little carromals and kissee, Some of the newbonnets and hats of cactus: laco straw are wonderfully light and comfort able, andso loosely braided as to show the gay linings beneath. In other fancy braids are heather-mixed strawe, with brims stud- ded with mock pear], sapphire, opal or jet boads. & The fashionable style of hair dressin) Paria for the daytime is quite simple, ‘Ihe hair is raised from the nape of the neck and forms a large curl on either side of the head 1nto which a comb with gold, silveror jet balls is set sideways or atraight, according to fancy. ages are worn over high- Plush Iobsters of liliputian dimensions are some of the grotesque whims for dress decor- ations, Some of these have the greenish blue hue of the livingoreature, while others are rod, represcnting the crustacean in its boiled condition, Somebody observes that in love we swap a pack of trouble for a pint of hoppiness, He foreets toadd that there fs more solid com- fort in a thimbloful of solid genuine love cut on the bias than there is in & wholo grain elo- vator of alleged bachelor bliss. The new Russian riding boot, which has become yery popular, is made of soft black kid with patent leather tops. They are cut to roach about threo inches and u half above the ankle, and are fastened with tiny round buttons of French gold. The wars in Egypt and “hina have sug- gested new fashionable ornaments to Parisi- ans, Real or miniature bullets are now used a8 buctons, miniature swords and guns serve 88 hair pins and brooches. Ladies are said to look unusually formidable in these tiny armaments, At the recent Bal des Artistes at the Grand Opera, Parls, where actresses especially con- gregate, four appeared as the seasons, Sum- mer wore a close-fitting tunic of cream-colored ‘‘crapon Indien” over a flesh-colored maillot, The tunic was caught up by sprigs of willow, and adorned with potatoes, artichokes, toma- toes and Brussels sprouts, ~On the head were mushrooms. For travelliog and riding the camisard, or French refagee wrap, mads of dove gray pon gee, dark cardinal surah, fawn-colored vi- Rogne, or cashmere, is considered very stylish abroad—so reports an importer - recent- ly returned. A silk embroidery in one color, or rows of narrow silk braid, is the usu- al decoraticn for these long protective man- tles, For summer silke, cottons and light wool- ons, the “'fan overdress”is & favorite style. ‘The material 10 this care is plaited to the belt at the top, fallingin plaits a quarter of a yard in length, The are attached along each . Farther down the overdress divides in on_either It Some of these fan frouts are edged with lace, others with fringe, Aprons are a favorite fancy for young Iadies, and come made up in fancy silks, For purposes of careying crewels and embroidery silks and the like, they are cut a quarter of ard longer than the actual length requires, i‘h extra length is turned up in an outside facing. This 14 divided into compartments by e itoh Sk a3 maetty’ Bonb e ing eolor, Bodices of lace, high in the neck, to be worn over low-necked waists of silk or satin, to be a leading farhion for dressy toilets the coming summer. The sleeves to these are half long and lace-edged, This of corsage is far prettier and more becomi, than the regularly low-cut bedice which dis- plays the bare neck and arms, and added to graceful effect a fashi i prove most comfortable during the sultry BUmmer 3A%0D. The actress of Irisl burniog desire, and it i coach, 'he moment enough she buys &_brougham o phaeton or & drag. The English actress dreams of a cot- tage by the eca, The American actress never accomplishes her purposs until she owns a acht. The French woman expends her income in shoes and dresses. But one com- mon desire rules them in & sisterhood. 1t is the desire for diamonds,—[New York World, Labouchere has started a rald on gloves, “For my part,” ho says in Truth, "I detest gloves, except when ~there is dancing, or in tho open air, as_protection from the sun or 3ust, The constantly gloyed hand becomes stupid-looking and loses address, Gloves, in Conjanction with court drosses, were & device of the Empress Josephine to conceal the tracas of the wash-tul) on the hands and ar of marshal’s wives who had risen from the common people, and to hide the manual beauty of her siater-in-law, Before her time they were only worn in_the traveling couch.” Those Isdies who possess the Llama lace shawls of years ago will find opportupity to use o ia the lato rovival of ‘this forw of . A prett of using o square or e corobred ahawl ix to bave o biack sk skt with narrow koife plaiting slong the lower edge. Beveath his, instead of balayeuse, 1lsce two full-pinked ruffies of the color with which the shawl is lined, The latter s lined throughout with soft Iud sural silk, and is looped aoross the fron rou oveidress, with the ends, or rather rners, drawn back to fall carelecsly in the extractiol to ride in her own the makes money THE DAILY BEE-- full brendths of silk which compose the back draperies, 8olid colored ginghams are made up in two styles this ssaeon, In one case the skirt in warroundad by three deep ruftles finished with awide hem, and bordered with rows of nar row white pique brald Above s & short tunic eimilarly trimmed with braid, For the bodice portion, a short cutaway jicket opens over & Broton vest that is buttoned up the back, the front being trimmed across with straps of _the white cotton braid set in close lines. The other style for making the ginghams shows a akirt nearly covered with one very deep flounce, tucked a third of its width, In many instanses this flounce is d, thongh a shirred one fs more easily Iaundried, The apron overskirt above is ex- tremely long in front and_very high on the sides, with ample fulneas in the baok drapery. A rotind walst simply finished with Quaker folds Iaid over the chest, aud meeting trimly at the belt, is one fancy, for the waist por tion, and the other consists of a tucked yoke, with & full “baby waist" gathered on, Checked and striped ginghams are combined with plain gioghams in many fancy ways for very young Iadies, but the above models are more popular for general wear for I all ages, the one being most becoming to slen- der women, the other more appropriate for those inclined to stoutness. e —— News from the Fun:Job. Oh tell us what new trouble hatches; Oh, print thers ay fast as you oan, All those latest Cabul dispatches From the borders of Afganistan! Does Ruosin then wish to Penjdeh Whole country as far as Herat? And will England really defond the Frontier? and, oh, where Is that at? Oh, tell ns about Abdurrahman; When Dufferin meets the Amoeer Will this be effective in calmin’ The excitement about the frontier? Oh, no, gentle reader, we think not; Reports from the raging Murghab Have just boen received, and they shrink not From calling the talk Ameer gab., But no one can tell quite for certain About thiogs in Afghanistan, ‘Where the folks are each hour concertin’ Some totally different plan. ~ [Boston Courier, e —— PEPPERMINT DROPS. It 18 said that twenty-two professional base- ball men have died during the past year. This is encouraging. — [Charleston Nows. Abraham Lincoln once said he could split anything excopt a tallow candle, but he was too shrewd to try to split a ton of coal into more than seventeen 100-pound piles,—[ Fall River Advance, “‘Will the hair grow after death?” asks an anxious exchange. In the case of & married man we should suppose it would have a better chance of growing after death than during life—[Boston Courler., g fou knock that chip off my shoulder,” says the Bril Lion to the Russian Bear, *TIL"— “Well, what will you do?” the Bear. ‘‘Why, I one on. So there, nof It is passivg strange how o man who owes ou 30 cents will have hin attention suddenly attracted to the cornice of the tall block acrosa the way wheneyer you chance to meet him on the street.—[Carl Pretzel's Weekly. _Heary Irving saya tho steamer which car- ried him back to England *‘acted admirably.” Wo infer from this that the vessel limped when it walked, and said_‘‘Hawnry” when it meant *Henry."—[New York Graphic, *I wish I was captain of a baseball rine,” pentively remarked a sad-oyed mule, '“‘And prowls ~T'll just put another why?” icquired an astonished donkey. “So's |, I'd get a chance to kick. A mula don’t have halt a show any more.”——{Oil City Blizzard, “Thereis a dogin Chambersburg, Penn., in | that rings bells and opens doors,’ ssye an ex- change. = We did not know that dudes were ever called “dogs.” Woe thought they never got beyond being puppies, —| Texas Siftings. “Itis terrible to see what rovenge these plumbers show,” he said, as he laid down the paper he had been reading. *‘Yes, it is,” she replied. *‘What special circamstancs do you refer to now?” ‘A Philadelphis knight of the lder has just poisoned a dado at the zoologi- cal garden because the bird had a larger bill than he did.— [The Judze, Stockton landlady—*I will rent you this room for 34 a month, and you can have the use ot the bathroom without extra expense.” Colored gentleman—‘‘Yaas, missus, dem terms am werry reason, ut yer see, mi T'se not much used ter water, an’ ef For' o' an soom roduce ton tenta offler do rent could ’epense wid de youse ob de baaf-room widout any rent discommodanco to myse't.” —[Stockton Maverick. —— osiar, . I never kin forget the day 'hat we went out a walkin’, And sot down on the river bank, And kept on hours a-talkin’; He twisted up my apron string An’ folded it together, An’ said no thought for harvest time "Twas cur'us kind o’ weather. The sun went down as we sot there; Josiah seemed uneasy, And mother she began to call: “Loweeay! O Loweezy!” Ax'’ then Josiah spoke right up T was just a-startin’, An’ sald, “Loweezy, what's the use Of us two ever_partin'?” It kind o' took me by surprise, An’ yet T knew 'twas coming; 1'd heard it all the rummer long In every wild bee's bummin’, T'd tudied out the way I'd a But, law! T couldn’t do it; I meant to hide my love from him, But seems as if ho knew it; In looking down into my eyes He must a seen the fire; An’ ever sinca that hour I've loved Au’ worshipped my Josiar, —[Eatonton Messenger, ——— — MU.I0AL AND DRAMATIO, Hans Non Bulow has been playing at the Concarts Colonine, The New York Lyceum Theater will ba kept open all summor, Charles Wyndham’s daughter has made a successful debut in comedy, Aunio Pixley has returned from Europe “'stouter than she used to be,” Miss Minnie Hauk is meeting with success in Berlin in the opera of *'Carmen Kate Castleton is starring in one of A, O, Gunter’s musical comedies, Eleanor C. and Louise Thorndyke join the Dion Boucicault party in a trip abroad this summer, Miss Effie Ellsler will present her new play, *'0ld Kentucky Home,” at the Chest- nut Street Theater on Monday, May 4. A free performance of Mendelssohn’s ora- torio “Klijah” was given a few days ago in one of the poorest and hungriest parts of London. Daring the summer the third tier boxes in the New York Metropo.itan Opera house will bl. remoyed, and 240 seats put it their places, ifornia in s, Langtry's first appearance in London in “‘Peril” was postponed until the arrival of the **Prince of Wales,” but of course this did not make the peril any more realistic. The chorus singers of the New York Opers Bouffe compavy, whieh disbanded suddenly in Brooklyn Saturdsy might, find themselyes in a decidedly unpleasaut predicament. In “Polly,” at the New York Casino, Mr, Rico employes ninety people. The want_ of A opera in London waa due in the main to_slow, dull manner in which 1t was dobe. Mr, Rice will have a militard band on the stsge, a fife and drum corpse, and & very heavy chorus, Mary Auderson's tour next season will be managed for Manager Harry E. Abbey, by Marcus R. Mayer, The season opens Ucto- ber 12 at the Méar Theatre, New York, for six weeks, thence to Boston, at the Globe dus on Novembar 23, Morris began a_short engage- ment at Daly's theater, New York, last week, producing an adaptation of Duma's ““Denise.” 'he performance was quite tucosssful, She was supported by Joseph Haworth, Miss Bijou Heron, Effis Geramon and Mr. Terry. “The followlng new comic operas will shortly be produced at Viean “The Bobe ‘The Bellringer,” in Bazon,” by Streuss; by o | church has pieces of bread in SATURDAY Suppe; "“The Chaplain of the Regiment " by Millocker, and *‘The Postmaster” by Zeller, An upnamed opera by Genee and Roth is also announced. Judie, the French star, who will visit Amerion next autumn ia nearly forty years old, with & vigorous form almost bordering on the heavy. She has a purely oval faco and a mouth that effectually displays two rows of pure white teeth. In manner she differs rom any other French star, pronouncing the riskiost words with childlike innocence The great Ristori-Booth performsnce has beea definitely fixed for May Oth, at the Acxdemy of Music. The event will be & no tablo one, being the only joint appearance of Madam Ristori and Mr, Edwin Booth in Philadelphia, and Ristort's farewell to Ameri- ca ‘‘Macbeth” will be presented on this cc: casion, Madame Materna says: “‘I will not re. turn to America to sing in the Dairosch Op- era company, as the management wish to cut down the salaries, It would mot pay me. I can do better in Vienns, On May 18th I leave for San Francisco to sing in fifteen o orts with Theodoie Thomas® orchestra. The ¢ | with my hushand and sister I shall return to Europe,” Dauring the fire rcene in ‘‘Die Walkure” at the last tepresontation of that opers in Boston the covering upon which Mme, Materna re- clined ignited, The prima denna pald no at- tention to it and had hardly time te realizo her danger before a stage hand dashed a pail of water over the increasing flames and ex tinguished them, At the close of the per- formance the stage hand was called before the cartain by the audience, and he was most en- thusiatically cheered, — —— Seasonable Signs, Alas, the season’s round again When troubles grow intense, For Thomas C. with might and main Howls on your back-yard fence, The small boy gayly rolls his hoop Along the flag-stone walk, The door-maid lingers on the stoop To hear the postman talk. The iceman hints at hicher rates, e cook resolves to go, The urchin on the a'ea-gates Swings calmly to and fro, The ashman scatters to the breeze The atmospheric lye, Which makes you sputter, swoar, Cough, sneeze, And close your starboard eye. The organ grinder haunts the streets, The German band thaws out, The roasting peanut's odor groets Your nostrils round about. The festive worm ascends the trees, he windflowers are in bloom, The wealthy plumber takes his ease, And house-rents take a boom, The busy doctor gathers in The shekels by the ton. While reckloss cholera-germs begin To have their llttlo fun, "Tis now—but why prolong the tale? Let's drop a rilent tear, For these are things which never fail To come around each year. —[L. Arcy, in Puck. ol EDUCATIONAL, The late Harriot H. Fay, of Marlboro, Mass., left §10,000 for the establishment of a professorehip of Eoglieh literature at Tufts college, Somo women teachers in New Orleans have not heen paid in 11 months but the city ap- Ilrnprhtlntm 000 to take back the old berty bell, which will give a ccmmitte unketing trip, An applicant for the position of teacher in a echool at Lawrence, Kan,, could not explain the difference between horizontal and per- pendicular, and declared that ‘‘circular” meant a furlined cloak,—[Lawell (Mass.) urier. The last year's income of the Girard_estate in Philadelphia was £9%0,000. Its real estate alone is valued at 87,311,000, besides the col- lege buildings aud grounds. The collieries of the estate producsd 1,400,000 tons of coal during the year. It appeors from the Cornell university reg- ister for 1884-+5 that the library of that in- stitution contans about 51,200 volumes d 15 000 pamphlets, and reccives additions now at the rate of about 5 000 volumes annually, The library has a fund, not yet available, of about $700,000, A writer in_an English journal sa any one/may be cured of st making an audible note in expi each word. ~ Stammerors can sing as woll & other persons, Jack Broster, of CLoster, who made a large fortune by cuiing stammerers, simply made his pupils ¢ay “her” befora each word beginniog with & consonant, The pupils of two Worcester schools, after diemission on Thureday afternoon, planted trees and shrubs in the grounds around their respective schoolhouses, under the direction of thelr teachers. The trees and shrubs, furnished by Stato Master James Draper, of the Patrons of Husbandry, were all paid for by the scholars, who found also the imple- ments with which the work was done. About fifty delegates are expected at the joint meeting of the State Inter-collegiate Literary association and the Alpha Nu soclety, in Ann Arbor, May 7and 8, The fifty-third annual convention of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity will be held with the Peninsular chapter in the samo city May 13 and 14, and it is expected Prof, Swing, Bishop Harris, and Theodore Roosevelt, smoxg others, will be present. A goclety has been founded in Hungary on the model of the German Schulvereio. It has for its object the establishment of Mag- | % yar echools snd lhué}rnpngn!ion of the Hun- garian langusge and literature in T vania, as well as the dirtricts of Hungary. The first meeting was held recently at Klausenburg, and was made the occation of a great naiional demonstra- tion, many Hungarian peers and deputies be- ing presout, The event deserves motice, as the new socity is inavgurating the firat at. tempt ever made in Hungary to;combat anti Magyar _influence withm “the country by porely idealist methods, ————— Wolseley to His Oamels, Now turn, my camel, turn thy snout Unto the oglish ehore, I've had encugh of this, about; 1 don’t want any more, 0O camel mine, thyself now bumy And haste me from these sand Theo Tl feed bigh i rao thoull dump Tn Eogland—best of lands, [Loulay’lle Courier Journal, ——— He 1s Now on Deck, With liniment, leaches and lint, Tn » bullet proof armor clad, He straightway seeketh the battle-field, And his heart is heavy and sad. Is he a professional nurse, Or & knight like the ones of old? Nay,neithor of thoto Iy tho sad oyed man, 1t & baseball umpire bold, ———— CONNUBIALI11ES, At Belfast, Me., » woman aged seventy has sued » man aged seventy-nine for breach of promise, Bunday is & great favorite with brides in some parts of Fogland and Ireland, The French demoiselle, however, thinks the first Friday in the month particularly fortnunate for her nuptials, ter of Edgefie'd, 60 years old and a , traveled twenty miles last Sunday, preached two sermons and got married in the evening. Literally, businees before pleasure, ~ [Augusta ((ia.) Ohronicle, On Tuesday the weddings of Miss Hostiogs and Mr, Woodward at St, Leo's church, and of Miss French and Mr, Steelo of Baltimore, occurred In New York, FEx-President Arthur was expected £0 be present at both, but was prevented by a elight attack of illness, A well-dressed and pretéy young woman, who went about in New York saying that she wanted to get married, was promptly clapped into an iosace asylum, hen a woman wants a busband and does not continually declare she would not touch a man with a ten-foot pole, it is & sure sign of insavity, In Yorkshire, when the bride is about to cross her father's threshold, after returnin R AT W PO R A pieces of cake is thrown from an upper win: dow by one of her male relatives, If the plate is broken she will be hapoy, but if not there is ev rospect that she will get her full share of this world's misery. In Bweden the bride on her way back from it pockets. These she throws away on her road to her MAY 2,1885 hom to inenre her good luck. Tt i ill-fortane to the one who picks up thess crambs, 1f the bride lose her slipper on the way from church ehe will lose all her troubles, and the one who picks it up will gain riches, In every country it is an unhappy omen for the wedding to be put off when once the day hoe been fixed, and in Eopland it is believed preat misfortune will ansue if a brid stand, if only for & moment, at the ju cross-roads on his wedding morn, In also, it 18 thought a sign of bad lu bride fails to shed teats on her wedding or if she wurn back to take a last look at hersel! in her weddiog toilet, A fomale dentist in Oregon fs said to have renorted toa novel devios to obtain a husband, She had a8 & patient a handsome man, and one day gave him a dose of etherithat confased but did not make bim insensible. Then she sent for a_ clergyman, and_while the subject was under theinfluence of the drug the two were deolared man and wife, When the man recovered his senses ho expressed surprise and wome disgust at what had ocourred, owiog to the fact, not before known to the fair dentist, that ho already possesed a wife. There is to be another marriage in rmall life, Miss Lucia Zerate, the fascinating Mexi- ngaged horsell to Gen, X iss Zarato is only about twenty- four inches in height and the general is more than twice her size, he cught to be able to reserve family disciplive, The young Jady a8 & tempe: zhunih. which has given her some reputation, In fact, were any young Indy ol ordinary sizo possessed of as much temper to theounce s haw this same charm: ing Miss Zarate, a mountain liovess with hydrophobia would be a lamb beside her, August Anderson and Josephine Jonangen were pasrengers on the steamer Aurania which arrived from Liverpool yesterday. They had been betrothed to each other for many months in their native country of Swe- den, but for some reason they were not per- mitted to wed, So they reeclved to come to America and get married under the stars and stripes, They hardly dared to hope that it could be done #o quickly, but the officials at Castle Garren informed August that it would be better for ail concerned it he and the fair Josephine wero married at the Garden and enter the new world as husband and wife, This pleased August, and accompsnied by ex- Assemblyman J. C, Niglutsch, he hunted up Pastor Berkenmier, who was found at No. 96 State strect. When the pastor said that he would perform the ceremony if Mr. Nig- lutch would act an best man, August has- tened back to the Garden and got Josephine, In less then fifteen minutes August and Jo- sephine were marrled, and they started on the next train for Chicago with the intention of settling somewhero in the garden state.— [New York Journal, e — o ——— From Box to Rink, Not very many months ago The coschman was the tellow ‘Whote hife, aside from wheel and whoa, ‘Waa rounded, ripe and mellow. Tha ribbons of flirtation sweet His happy heart cid fltter; He curbed his feelings when he'd eat His master’s bread and butter. When with the davghter he did rove, Than steeds his tongue flew faster; But that he bridled when he drove Her father, his storn master. But sad’ll be his future now; Echipsed are all his graces, Whtle envy reigna upon his brow ‘Whero care has lefc its traces. Befors that maid e stands abached, And dares no more address her, For she who onceloved aim has '‘mashed” A rollor-riok professor, — [Kryg. e IMPIKTIES, Three thousand citizens go out, On Sunday, to the ball, Threo thousand citizens do skout, Tt doth my soul apall, Three thousand cit’zens do rend The blessed Snbhath day Three thousand citizens shall blend With fire their sinful clay. —[Louisville Courier-Journal, About the only reference to baseball in holy writ that we remember is where Rebacea goes to the right field witha pitoher. The right field for water.— [Chicago Ledger. *“The only thing to mar the pleasure of the occaslon,” wrote an Arizona editor of a funeral, “'was a little difficulty between tho clergyman and one of the mourners concern- ing the ownership of « flask found i the car. riage they occupled.” A Brooklyn man said to bis Presbyterian | Cl pastor: am going to the Metbodis¢ church after this.,” “Ah, and why 80!” asked the minister. ‘‘Well if you don’t get your shoes made at my shop, 1 won't get my preaching done at yours ” At Adrisn, Mich., a lady saw an engin houso with a'staepls, and funocently aeked entleman attendant: **What church is that g’hs gentleman, after reading the sign, ‘'Del. uge No. 3, revlied: “T guess it must be the Third Baptist.” A brother was praying with much nolse for faith—soul saving faith, sin-killing faith, devil-driving faith. There was a quiet friend near to him, to whom the nolsy brother owed a largo bill. ' “Amen,” said the quiet friend, “Amen, and give s debt-praying faith, too,” ar Columbis, 8. C., one recont Sunday, ored preacher notified his congregation that he would not preach until he was paid & 'he hat was passod round, and when re urne were. made 83,50 was in the pot, where- upon the preacher snid he must have _S1,50 more before his could preach. The church teeded three times as much money as it had. The terrible example was trusted with the funds over night to see what he could do. He turned up all right with four times the smcunt. *‘The church had a narrow escape,” he explained. A hig jack- pot saved us, though,"—[New York Financial Journsl, No,” said Mra. Frauk, “I didn’s liko that minister atall, Ho made me so nervous that T couldn’t sleep a wink all church time, How different from our own pastor! I always en joy Mr. Jones’ preaching. He bas such a nico way of spesking, you know. Why, when he begins to speak he soothes my nerves 80 that I doze off before he bas epoken twen- ty words, and I never wake up until he gets through,” A board schoolmaster desired a boy to write on his slate an account of the Good Samari- tan, The following was tho result: *'A cer- tain man went down from gerusalem {0 ger- sikor; and he fell among ‘thawns;' and the ‘thawns’ sprung up and choked him; where- upon be gave turpips to the host and said take caro of him and put_him on hia hone ass; and he past by on the other sid “Mamms,” inquired Bobby, littleboys “Yos, dear,’ “and bad the bad place?” “T'm good little boy, ain's I times, Bobby, and sometimes you a quite a bad Jittle boy.” Bobby thought for & moment and said hen I s'pose D'll have t0 spend part of the time in one place and part of the time in the other,” :‘dn only Komliv e ——— The Lld, Old Story Why do we hesrs> much about dys- pepelal Simply bscause so many people bave it. Why areso many people talk- {ng about their cure from this dreadful dseate! Simply because they have bee taking Brown’s 1ron Bitters, Thus it is with Mrs, Taylor of Lynchburg, Sumter 8. 0., who ssys, ‘I have used Brown’s Iron Bitters for dyspesin with most favorable results, I believe this medicine is all that ls ropresented.” Dy peptics, and soffers from ceuralgia,weak - etc , should try It. e —— 1llinois lives in Peoria, 2) gold piece the other day hard 5o hard he rubbed the eagle, and the mext night being cold, the poor bird froze to death, [Will Rose's Paper. “1 feel bad [Kidney and Liver] Remedy encourages lsep, craates an appetite, braces up the sys ew, and repalrs the wi powers. $1,20 per bottle at druggists. Palos In bick or loinscured by the best kidney and liver mediclne—Huut's Remedy, A1 TRADE | ain/ MARK “STAR oucH@uRrE Absolutely Free from Opiates, Emctics and Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE OURE For Conghs, Sore Thront, ©Colila. renchitta, Croup, Whooping Cong! 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Lotisiaxa, mo OMAH AL A CROWING Gy The remarkable growth of Omaha during the last few years Is & matter of great astonishment to those who pay an occasional vialt to this growl e.lx' The development of the m“n& —the n ty of the Belt Lins Road—tha finely paved stroets—the hundreds of new resldences and oon.l, business blooks, with the &opuhtlon of our clty more than doubled in the last five years. All this {s » great surprise to visltors and is the ration of our oitizens. This rapld growth, the business aotivity, and the many substantlal improvements made lively demand for Omaha real estate, and .va;y Investor has made a handsome profit. Sinoe the Wall Street panle May, with the subsequent ory of hard timi there has been less demaud from specula: tors, but a falr demand from Investors seeking homes. This latter olass are taking advantage of low prices In bulld. Ing material and are securing thelr homes at much lesa cost than will be posaible » year hence. Speoculators, too, ean buy real evta! » cheaper now and ought to take advant . e of present prices for futave pro ta. The next few years promises grea! dyvelopments in Omaha than the fiv) years, which have been mx go we could reasonably desire. New man. ufacturing establishments and large job. bing houses are added almost weekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and through- but the State, who have thelr money in the bauks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, If judiclously Invested in Omaha real esate, would bring them much greater returns, We have man bargains which we are confident w 17 net S 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the eading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- street car line out Farnam, the pro perty 1n the western part of the city will increase 1n valua ‘We also have the agenry for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. Tk developments made in this sectios by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double the price in ashort time. ‘We also have some fine business Parties wishing to invest will find some good bargeins by calling? I, SOler & D, REAL ESTATR BROKERS. 213 South 14th St Bet veen Farnham and Douglar, P.B.—We ask those who have for sale at a bargain to give us & call- We want only bargaina We will positively not handle prop erby at more than its real value.