The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, November 15, 1920, Page 18

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Largs catalog {.conts.. A..A.ZIEMER, Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers 15 STEPMOTHER GOOSE The king was in the counting house, counting out his money, The queen was in the kitchen, eating bread and honey, The farmers plowing in the fields, their children and their wives, All labored long that king and queen might live such happy lives. E3 *® It took prohlbmon to put the sin in ralsm * * ‘What has become of the men who used to wheel each other down Main street in a wheelbarrow or, roll a pea- nut up the courthouse steps with a toothpick? Probably they were too busy. working against the League to think of betting and too scared of the League to make a bet. & * *® There is said to be honor among .thieves. So in future we will be careful not to call the grain gam- blers “tlueves.” * * . “Pa, do missionaries go to heaven?” “Of course they do.” “Do cannibals go to heaven"” “Certainly not. Why do you ask?” “Well, if a cannibal eats a mission- ary, how do they u:xtangle things 7” * * g 3 Those who clip wool and those who clip coupens are in two en- tirely different classes. * Having settled all the big world problems at the polls, the.voter can now devote his attention to trying to earn enough money to get three square meals a day. * * * Most things go to the buyer, but it’s different with moonshine whisky. Thst gges Eo the cellar. HONESTY PLUS The successful business man was’ talking to his son, who had just finish- ed college and was ready to start his business career. “Remember, my boy, that honesty is the best policy in life—first, last and @all the time. You must be honest. “And by. the way, here’s a book on corporation law that is worth ‘study- ing. You’ll be surprised to find how many things you can do, if you know how, and still be honest.” Rain falls ahke on the just and unjust, the Bible says. But we notice that the unjust seem to be better provided with umbrellas than the just. WHAT WAS LEFT After election there is- about as "much left of the average politician’s pre-election promises as there was left of—but here’s the story: A man brought some sausages home to a new housekeeper. “How do I cook them ?” she asked. “Fry them like a fish,” the man re- plied. s The next morning the housekeeper brought a strange looking dish to the table. “Here they are,” she said, “but there isn’t much left after you clean them.” * * * Lightning doesn’t strike in the same place twice because gener- ally there isn’t much left to strike_ after the firit til:\e. s “Did you call Jones up this morn- lng-;n “Yes, but he wasn’t down.” “But why didn’t you call him down?” “Because he wasn’t up.” “Then call him up now and call him down' for not being down when you called him up.” Y I We know a good joke about John D. Rockefeller’s crude oil. But we couldn’t tell it. ‘It isn’t refined. * x 0x ; THE SHIMMY’S THE ISSUE Dear Cut & Dried: The Republi- cans claim they won the election on a- great issue. I wondered what the is- sue was until I heard Harding say that now we would “be done with wig- gle and wobble.” Now I know what the- issue was. Harding is going to abolish the shimmy 2 A. DUBB. D L% There is quite a difference be- tween praying and preying. But the name of the steel trust may be spelled ei&her :vay*con'ecfly. No wonder the traveling salesman was startled when he got this tele- gram from. his wife: “Twins arrived tonight. More*by :nalli’ HUNDRED PROOF NEEDED - One bottle of moonshine was all they found on the bootlegger, The jury re- tired with the “evidence” in the hands of the foreman and 30 minutes later filed back and reported a disagreement. ~ “We must have more evidence,” ex- plained the-foreman. “What we had is all gone and these two jurors down at the end swear they ain’t had a bit of proof.” THE GREAT CHANGE | CAN not understand it,” said honest Henry Dubb. slapped me on the shoulder, as playful as a cub, he asked about the missus, called all the kids by name—and that ‘lHe was just a week ago. Today he’s not the same. “Yes, it was just a week ago he stopped me on the street. We talked about the district school and ’bout the price of wheat. ‘And just remember, Henry,” was the words he sald to me, ‘whenever you need any help, why I'm the one to see.’ “Yes, that was just a week ago, and yesterday again T saw him on the corner and called out, ‘Hello, Ben.” He turned and . looked me over, and then says, pretty lame, “Your face seems quite familiar, but I don’t recall your name.’ “‘Why, Ben,’ says I, ‘'m Henry Dubb. Why just the other day— ‘Oh, yes, ? he says, ‘but Mr. Dubb, I’'m now-upon my way to an 1mportant conference, excuse me; if you please. : Some other time, perhaps, we may converse more at our ease.’ “And then’he beat it down the street and left me like a fool, a-wond’rin’ what had happened to make him act so cool. 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