The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, November 1, 1920, Page 18

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Mr. Capper in Washington, is eminently qual- ified to give readers inside information as to what is transpiring in the Nation’s Capitol and what is being accomplished by our rep- * resentatives, ANew Story JustS . Anew fierml will begin atan early date and is the most thrilling story the Weekly has ever dpublished This story in book form would cost you $1.75. Read this story in Capper’s Weekly by sending only 25¢ for a four months’ subscription. This isa bargain offer. The regular subscription price is $1.00 ayear. Address ', Topeka, Kan, Capper’s Weekly, Dept. B Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers Cut and Dried POEM ON A FROG What a queer, funny little bird a frog are! .When he run, he hop most; ‘When he sit, he squat most; He ain’t got no tail at all, hardly most. —By a Filipino school boy. * * & Henry Ford has at least cut the high cost of flivving. * * * . “Yes,” said the frowsy-looking indi- vidual, “when I came here 10 years ago I hardly had a rag to my back. And - now, look at me. Nothing but rags. ” ¥ * ES The cost of paper is a little lower. What is the excuse, then, for shoes being so high? ; R e ¢ “The bankers say this is a fine time to save money > said the old grouch. “T’ll say it is. I just saved $75 by not having it to spend on a new overcoat.’ T’'ll not get my pay check until tonight so I'll save $2 or so on lunch. At this rate I ought to be a millionaire be- fore the winter is over.” * * . 0k Where the farmers wear “We’ll Stick” buttons; that’s where the West begins. * r Balloonists drop sandbags so that their balloons can go still higher. Are the falling prices of wheat, cotton and hogs just sandbags, dropped by the crafty pilot of the balloon H. C. of L? ; - GR G On November 3 we will know which candidate was right and which was left. N ‘We heard of a farmer in Minnesota who retired recently with $50,000 made by working 16 hours a day, taking the “better farming” advice of newspapers and politicians, paying no ° attention to “political agitators,” and by having an uncle who died, leaving him $49,999. * * * ’ There may be less farmers in the couutry than there were 10 years ago, but when 1920 election returns come in, they’ll seem like a lot more. * * * Pat was an atheist. When he died a little - group of friends gathered around his coffin. “Poor Pat,” said one of them, “he didn’t believe in heaven and he didn’t believe in hell. Now* there he is, all dressed up and no place to go.” o The Dupont Powder company controls.two of the largest talk- ing machine concerns. The hor- rors of war extended to peace times. \ “That car doesn’t look like much,” said the owner of the battered wreck that had just gone over a cliff a mile high, “but I never saw a car that could go a mile on less gas.” IR \The difference between a prophet and a profiteer—one is without honor in his own coun- try; the other without honor any- where. * £ * “I hear you calling me,” warbled daughter from beside the piano in the parlor. “Sure,” responded mother from the \kitchen, “come -on and help me finish up the dishes.” * & * Residents of the cyclone dis- tricts are not the only ones who spend a good deal of time in their cellars now. ¥ R e The tobacco growers who are burn- ing their crops in the South probably -believe in applying to the tobacco the smoker’s 'favorite saying:. “Better smoke here than hereafter.” * * * / The best motto of any profiteer: “When in doubt, raise the price.” * * *® The politicians used to give us a drink of whisky before election and then forget us for two years, Now they’ve cut out the whisky. » * £ % Two divisions of humans—those who pray and those who prey. * * * ! The heckler thought he would break up a syffrage meeting. “Say, madam,” he called out, “do you want to be a man?” . “Yes,” the speaker responded, “don’t you?” - * * * Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, And yet no tears are dripping, ‘For at the price of wool a warehouse full, ‘Would never pay for the clipping. S S Mr. Ford has got his Fords down so low now that maybe he can afford one himself. * % % Speaking only for ourselves, we have no desire to assist in imposing upon Ireland any form of government that the Irish do not wish., Or any other kind. - 3 Ny K "The prohibition law may have ended the “morning after” feeling for most of us, but a lot of candidates will have the same old feeling the morning of November 3. GO AND VOTE O YOU like things as they are? Go and vote. no money ? That’s no bar. You've Go and vote.. Do you hate the politician? That won’t better your condition. Show a little more ambition; go and vote. - Did the banker close you out? 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