The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, January 5, 1920, Page 2

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They stood looking at a valuable Pome- ranian, so covered with long, curly wool that its features couldn’t be seen. “Which end of him is which, John?” asked the wife. “I don’t know,” said the farmer, “put T'll stick this pin in him and you watch which end*yelps.” * £ “Private Casey,” said the command- ing officer sternly, “what would you say if I were to order you shot at sunrise?” “Gosh, captain,” replied Casey, “I'd start to pray for a cl:udy day.” % Experts say that with the rising price of silver, a silver dollar is now worth $1.05. And it will buy about 50 cents’ worth of supplies. * &* * ANYHOW, YOU CAN STILL GET PERFECTLY - GOOD 5-CENT CI- GARS FOR 15 CENTS. 5 % ok ~___ABOUT RIGHT Burnquist’s newspaper organs refer to him as a model governor. We look- ed the word “model” up in the diction- ary the other day and found that it means “A small-sized imitation of the real thing.” % ok “Remember, son,” said a father when his boy appeared late for break- .fast, “it’s the early bird that gets the worm.” 7 up so early,” returned the son. father replied. home after being out all night.” * % % : Some diplomats evidently go on the theory that a lie in time saves nine. * * * question. * % % at the same time. * ¥ * “Serves the worm right for getting “But he didn’t get up early,” the “He was on his way The man who used to ask his doc- tor whether it was safe to drink whisky, now asks his lawyer the same The profiteers are busy howling against the workers’ demands for higher pay and the excess profits tax Somebody writing to the newspaper doctors complained that he had a boil right on the worst place. ‘We don’t know where that is, but it strikes us that the best place for a boil would be on the other fellow’s neck. £ * * Cy Scroggins says he don’t hold with this new-fangled idea that there isn’t any such place as hell. 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