The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, August 25, 1919, Page 2

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And then about a-year from now We'll issue our report— We probed this profiteering and Found ncthing of the sort! The Wall Street Journal is discuss- ing “salvage” in “derelict Mexico.” It wouldn’t be the first time that a ship was wrecked by those who wanted the salvage. = It seems that you can’t keep a good man or a Hapsburg down. Now Arch- duke Joseph is in the saddle in Hun- gary and is looking around for bar- gain prices on crowns. Let’s see whether the profiteer will wave the flag again in an effort to prevent congress from touching him. It has been his favorite method since- 1917. A scientist announces that he has discovered an ocean of beer. Further reading shows us it is on the planet Mars. Someone is always taking the joy out of life. the cost of living is going down.” We read a little farther and find that rice is cheaper in China; or that we can get all the ice we want free of charge Newspapers announce . LEGAL LIMERICKS Said a judge in a village in Minn,, “You can’t put your evidence in, I'm afraid our friend Nick Will be made to look sick, And I promised to see that he’d win.” Whether the United States should take that league of nations mandatory over Armenia does not create the slightest stir among Northwest politi- cians. But they are worried to des- peration about the mandatory the farmers and workers are going to take. over Minnesota and several other states in the 1920 election. Lost — Somewhere between Paris and Versailles, one war aim. Bears inscription, “To Make the World Safe for Democracy.” Valuable only as a relic. Finder please return to Amer- ica. Congress has finally decided that the profiteers are responmsible for the high cost of living. Congress has at last found out what-the people have known for a good deal more than a year. o American shoes are cheaper in Eng- land than at home, but an American can’t import them because of the duty. When the Prince of Wales comes to visit the United States it is to be hoped that no rude person will recall that one of his ancestors, George III. by name, was kicked out of the same ter- ritory. Little drops of water, s Little grains of sand, Cost more than they orter, Cost to beat the band— Especially when they are mixed in milk at 15 cents a quart and in sugar at 12 cents a pound. The only thing lacking in Nicholas’ letters to Teigen was the warning, “Burn this,” at the end of it. : Ferdinand Teigen seems to have acquired a reputation that even an I. V. A. might envy. Don’t you just love the old gang methods? Now they talk of taking away the farmers’ profits so they can lower prices without dlsturbmg the ADVERTISEMENTS You Must Insist That the | Tires You Buy Carry a Factory Guarantee Otherwise You Are Unprotected BataviaTires| are guaranteed by the factory for 14,000 MILES C. 0. D. 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New high-hipped rubber boots, $6.00 per pair, and new leather jer- kins, $6.00 each; Also good army_ cots. All of the above goods were bought by the government for its different camps ‘ and cantonments, and we can sell them at a fraction of their original.cost. Barrett & Zimmerman ~Midway Horse Market, St. Paul, Minn. They are " Isn’t it a strange coincidence that race riots broke out in Washington just when the anti-bolshevist com- mittee was at work? County Attorney Nicholas is just now finding out that love letters aren’t the only kind that are apt to get a man in trouble. THE PLAN OF THE PROFITEER If you think that bread is high, hit the farmer; if the costs are near the sky, hit the farmer; though the profit goes to me I can make you plainly see that is just as it should be, hit the farmer. Though ‘he’s making half enough, hit the farmer; though his going’s mighty tough, hit the farmer; it would hit the nation hard if my profit, say on lard, should be sent to the discard, hit the farmer. He has been our goat for years, hit the farmer; we’ll repay him with three cheers, hit the farmer; it’s the profiteering game to get and keep the same, let the hayseed take the blame; soak the farmer. And if he should organize, hit the farmer; we don’t want him to get wise, hit the farmer; he might stop our little plan to get profits while we can, he’s a most discerning man, hit the farmer. He should let politics alone, darn the farmer; it’s a game that’s all our own, blast the farmer; if the farmer should elect representatives direct, we would get it in the neck, beat the farmer. If you’ve got to take some dough, take the farm- er’s; we have always done it so, soak the farmer; while we’ve set the prices high, you just wink the other eye, if you must do somethmg, Why, hlt the farmer. { . 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