The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, April 1, 1918, Page 18

wmmmwwmwmmmmmmgwmm-nwg.mm.m,-......‘.m.._.,‘.._..,‘______\__h__ 4 ADVERTISEMENT: DONT SOW WiLD OATS B Thousands of farmers here in' the Northwest are losing money and wasting acres of valuable land by sowing wild oats. All this waste of land and money is done away with when you buy a HOILAND WILD OATS SEPARATOR It takes the wild oats out by the whiskers. 1 wild oats have whiskers, and these whiskers stick -to the canton flannel lining of the separator, are scraped off by two wires and separated from the tame grain. Every machine is guaran- teed to take out the wild oats to your satisfaction or your money back. Price for good-sized machine, $85—double-sized machine, ~§50. Order your machine now direct from this ad. Big illustrated folder on request. 8 g Albert Hoiland, Mfgr. DEPT. A, FARGO, N. D. ADVERTISEMENTS A NEAR MARTYR She packed away her summer hat to wear another season— it didn’t show a sign of wear; a new one would be treason. She folded up her summer coat, *twas good as when she bought it, and in a very saving tone remarked, “I’m glad I've got it!” She stowed away her summer gowns and pumps and hose and middies, and told herself she’d save her cash for hubby and the kiddies! : The blossoms came another spring, she rooted out her ° treasures, and, LAND! SUCH PUMPS! Clear out of date, T have racelved numerous requests t» open a class for women in my big Auto and Trac- j tor School here in Fargo. There are hun- dreds of women throughout the country who want to learn more about autos and trac- tors, so my first Ladies’ Tractor and Auto Short Course Starts May 1st After you take my course, you'll be able to repair any small engine troubles, adjust the (.:lrbllll‘l”pwl‘ and slel}‘{i ltl{tel;;o mywherg, and e, out about this Ladles’ Course. Write me at once. necl e el o as broad as bushel measures! She tore the wrappings from ot 12500 pnoerin her hat, and then to see it clearer, she perched it on her tossing T S A scream of horror rent head, and posed before the mirror! the air and made the windows clatter: “The wretched thing! Why, this year’s hats are broader brimmed, and flatter!” She seized a gown, and then a coat, but gasped, and nearly fainted: “T can not wear those ancient rags, and live where I'm ae- quainted!” b Alas for hubby and the kids! Dame Fashion’s such a Tar- tar! Relentlessly she bends the will of would-be willing A e et B R e martyr! , - J.E T - : "“i What a bunch of dunces the fed- One of “the original owners of the BINDER TWINE : ‘ eral postal authorities must be! A fiickinson (N. D.) Press was a Mr. " 3 ‘y—f{—fi i AR bd e few obscure county officials in an ob- abee, and his name has affected the ; 5 scure county in Minnesota could see backbone of the sheet ever since. T HE ],SEST MADE a‘**y‘qL Rallroad Men more sedition in a pamphlet in three * % * : Sh.lpped in car load lots 3 : b Lo th'l"h;;e men 15n9w frovn:ill mtak;ence :;Lnlil;e:i;fi:r;:,};ihghde bunch could A FAMILY REUNION! dll'efflt to the consumer. Ak ‘fi};m“‘:l: ol“m“f ioin“’;tm e w‘:’: G e Sammy agl. Tommy have had their | | Notice to Farmers Ele- e ness out of muscles—And it's so Kildeer, N. D, has a new il qpey Joor) ed their coats and | | V2POTS and Clubs. ' convenient! No rubbing required. ver polish factory. If the prod- 4 thio pth . ha:slr om0 Co-0 tive Pri : It quickly penetrates and brings re- uct will work on baser metals, we They've bl‘:::lkede-l:ach (;ther’s et . perauive 1 rices Tk lief. Easy to apply and cleaner than would suggest that the editor go mite v Book your order now be- mussy plasters or ointments. over and brighten up a bit before And tried, the gloves in-a good:oidA F-fore ‘the supply is ex- oy Always have a bottle in the house he writes his next news column. fight: & & h ted. Wi . #: for rheumatic aches; lame back, x % % They’vegha:d their days when they proLes. ire or write to “in e e IF THE DEVIL HAS ANYTHING didn’t “speak,” F. 0. Hellst B . Generous sized bottles at alldrug- ON THE GERMAN MILITARIST, As brothers will; they’ve had their ° ° eiisirom THEN WE DON'T KNOW ANY- pique; : Bismarck, N. D 5 1 s THING ABOUT THE SCRIPTURES! Baut all these things are through with G * k% now, o5 . Q a'n s . These new horse-flesh butcher shops g::;;g %;I:isze:}fe fa::;lyer:l?;,ir Ilw }'_A.Bfli: Llnlme nI remind us of the fact. that there is 5,4 swap their fltoriegs and sh%g:séhe ATTENTION! R = " still one place where an automobile . Huns: : H«LS PAIN can not take the place of a horse. Side by side, they suffer and fight When you are ll.l the market for Eloie peicss ot Scrvaied _ LA R : Side by side in the cause of right; . !:‘umber,’ Shlng!es’ Roof- AN EXCHANGE OF COMPLL True brothers till their task is done, | [ ings, Silos, Paints, Mill- MENTS ey g sthtezg:;ll Jo stay the Han} work, Interior Finish gy er dance ironi : v : The West, the West, the woolly West, On Freedom’s breeze, somewhere in l];:trom;e, e I.ndependent. Dealer e Where natives roam “in feathers France. 2 e: ri'heaimerfién ;he country can P PR dressed; . gl'ices no el:llgttero wl?:: wholelqale é : ' Where Injuns steal the settlers’ kids, OUR AVIATION SERVICE gVe are not in any trugt y::ml;ivne. Lo And toast them on their kettle lids; $2,000,000 PER DAY! COSTS or association. ; 2 3 ¢ To Secure the Highest Price Where cowboys gallop into town, LY" T;& L o CEDTAIN. We Ship Anywh i o for /our Wool and Pelts And shoot a score of people down; IN W A%'Eg MOI\{EY TO FLY HIGH e .P- ok m"wehytherulght : D i ~hip Direct to the Where ruffians swagger down the IMES! Superior Quality v*"hg Equity Co-Operative Exchan i atreck, e b T o S | quity P ge And knife policemen on their beat! “Your satanic majesty,” said WRITE FORUl;fxcelled Service e ST. PAUL, MINN | Such are the tales I hear, at least, the new arrival in the “realm,” SEND BILL FOI%HF‘%EUII‘!IST ' Owned and Controlied by Farmess ! When I am-traveling: in: the East! “could you tell me where I might 2 ES e WRITE FOR INFORMATION : find a gasoline station?” L. James Lumber Co. 4 : The East, the East, the pokey East, My dear sir,” said the-devil- MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. o The dear old, queer old late deceased; himself, “there is no gasoline in i The place where -dry old stiffs are the kingdom. Don’t you know that PR LT B e T T ,Jg-p‘! 8 ) “Shalll] P M . found, gasog:}e never goes down these Mlng weak(h i - . And stale old maids in flocks abound; - 938 With Cheap Incubators q i1 ¢ g i 0rga}} Xht‘ai glace where tenderfeet are bred,” - Bk - ‘3.5.',’,‘5‘“38{; igi cgot fll:':t:tw cb.tor. : 3 g' i S nd fogies, less alive than dead; p =Y g | 0wn The Eal‘th. Where caddies live on papat’is brain, RECONCILED ggt‘lln%gt.lkogun;::y . (- And strut around and suck a cane! These “less-less” days seemed hard | | sna e eie more, dlsd i=4“A booklet .which Proves, by -photographed ex- at first— g Such are the views T hear expressed When I'am traveling in the West! * % % “This is a pretty cruel old world, isn’t it?” said the sympathetic doctor to “the convalescing airman- who had taken a 300-foot drop. “Yes, indeed,” said the airman, “I find it a very hard world!” R tracts from an official U. 8. Government that the Morgan wealth and _power are twenty times greater than realized. . How Morgan (after ‘‘panic”; then buy I was not prone to fasting; Though meatless Tuesday seemed the ' ‘worst, They all seemed everlasting! | the ‘war) .can manipulate a cheaply control of vital industries; disposses you ;of wealth; reduce millions to abject slavery. oW i knowledge of this power 1s kept suppressed;.how - néwspapers are - controlled; . governments and legislatures . corrupted. Price 50 cents—and your ' -money back if not satisfied that information given i{4s v:m:ll the . price. . Testimonials free. = Agents 44 wanted 5 JACK PANSY, Publisher P 0. Box 307 NL, Grand Rapids, Mich. ' But NOW I wouldn't care a dime, Though half the days were sunless, If that would help to speed the time, When all the days were Hunless. " PAGE ' EIGHTEEN A e S Loe i |Mention the Leader When Writing, Advertisers Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers RS e e