New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 4, 1930, Page 30

NEW BRITAID DAILY HERALD. FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1930 | Baffle Mysteries Copyright 1930 Datly Mirror, Ine, Baffle mysteries give you ingenious and dramatic crimes to solve —many of them founded on actual cases which have bafiled detec- tives throughout the world in years past. Each mystery gives you the facts established by the police—what the detectives had to go upon and no more, Which are the telltale clues? What do you deduce from them? In short, how will you answer the question asked of you at the end of cach baffic? “Wh) is guilty?” or “What was thc motive?” cte. This is no contest, there are no prizes, it is simply presented for your entertainment. | Gold Mine of the 40’s Proves No Temptation Neptune Mine Lon Parsons wasn't a millionaire, but he was comfortably well off. In the telephone book he down as a “Factor.” He had an office and scemed to | he tolerably busy, but those in the “know” understood that his com- mission merchant activities were | confined to liquids that came in| dozen-lot bottles, shiploads at | me, | Hovever, Parsons bought a com fortable home, and a son in college | and a wife and daughter socially | ambitious, He was on the way to make morc and more money uniess the eigh teenth amendment should be r pealud. But he was cautious and cons; | tive. At the same time he was just | as human as the rest of us—when | there came a chance for morc big | money he was cager for it. Harvey Dodd was the man who | went to Lon Parsons. Harvey was | a lawyer from out Nevada At first Lon Parsons thought Mr. Dodd was one of thosc who look up your ancestors and fix up a nice family tree, even in- cluding a coat of arms, if one cares | 1 pay for it. Harvey Dodd soon dissipated this belief, cmphatically and profanely. Once a Prospector “It just happens, Friend Parsons,” Dodd said, “that I ran across some very old records that have to do with the Dodd family and as near as | I can figure out, you are direct descendant of old Hickory Parsons. who was a prospector for years dur- ing the gold days out in our hills.” Don’t know about that.” Parsons said, “my father was born out in Chicago away badk before the citi- zens started shootir and gangsters started s citizens,” “That's 1t people drifted to Chics probably old Hickory Parsor vour great-grandfather, IHe quit | prospecting after had made a | little money and spent his last days | with relatives. Now I was looking | up old deeds and ran across a sort | 5!% of will. It was written on pag from a ledger, in Yie old f: ioned ink that turns a rich brown but|' never fades. It strikes me V)Nli You've got a pretty zood picce of |°V property out there, and a 1d min Harvey Dodd produced a copy and explained that he couldn’t take the original awzy as it is “Yes sir, minz, M you are I Parsons,” Harvey said the bree: Dodd way. | that | ‘chaps | 1630 the copy of the will that Dodd left, and he laughed at it. “Fake:” he exclaimed, ke for two reasons.” He v right the reasons? the other more What One is difficult. both to were of casy TO LAST BAPPLE MYSTERY THI 1MPOUNDED BOOKS The that Blank excused him- 1f on plea of a business errand, and returned very soon after he had been told that the company” were impounded, made the tives suspicious Blank couldn’t have gone far. he was away only five minu Perhaps he went to telephor detective went to the store and learned that well known th Blank may that wouldn't the de that Blank might hemic: for that showed his ¢ dmitted th had cd a quantity of phosphorus. Tt |came in a small bottle, in a liquid to preve from reaching it. as t would t o burn when the to it detective SOLUTION detee- pers up nea Blank | Dodd cas said, “vour h ha ve but fire, ht some When drug- pur- telephoned o started the ued. W have boug was ive he S n got The had in some manner | whorous m the drawer | hools just before he went old and |4y 0d ‘over the keys tattered and ile. “This old| " ¢ 3 Hickory Parsons mude Renil (e AosTon el e Artest avas when he was injured and didn’t ex- | iy o hoid Tank, but pect to live, It left with the geie At ip iR o claim agent and when the fov grew up there it went info the town’s archives,” Dodd explained. Part of this short will read “Being of sound mind on this tenth of May, 1545, but uncer- tain as to life, T hequeath all of my property, which runs to the peak of Blue Hills as per my claim, and also my gold m named Neptune, after that m terious planet, to my wife 7 two sons, Jonas and Willizm.” It Worked Properly “S0,” Lon Parsons said the west side of a mine, do 17" “Tt Tooks like it—- zold there that made to pay if and you cer heir to g “What's the pro wanted to know “Well, T'd like a qn in the mine to pay 1 You up, to pay ©nough to tumble and all that, Tt £20,000 to put in and T'm so sure that U1 put thousand Lon Parsor xood to him it was 1 Blank left th with the 4 out -and was BAGS 1T TUR HANDF ) .- 1 April it s spring with envelope type as Municipal Golf Course NEW BRITAIN, CONN, % s endorsed with the will be received by The of title Board of the City o'clock I th .eonard T 0 M Chamibe Commissioners ritain, u April 10th Commerc No. 300 coy worked e properly roon Main on nly seems e T ing briz old cost s bon: n w ul bidder, bidder mplated hole golf cons said o t it <o he wanted ure . Dodd excla Dodd was days to go o Meanwhile from collez comin it the AUNT HET ROBLERT QUILLIN POOR PA L LAUDL T ALLAN “My brother Ed m [ vl “A man mnever learns do things the casiest way. No matter how fat one get he still tries to bend over to pick up instead quattin’.” aitest n town an nat 1 do. was the to thing 1o the zold | phos- | INDIAN PROGRA (IRCLS N SELF CHEVROLET | Buy a Used Car Now! At a Big Saving— Read These Ads! ESSEX NASH STUDEBAKER BURN SE | brown color. Pampilet on Show Exhibits Queer English Efforts | vrown cotor. sires. Bombay, India, April 4 (P—A cir- |buy it at the price w PATTERSON CHEVE cus am, published here on the | SATOSRaI i oL ! 1141 Stanley St. | occasion of a visit by the Duke of AUBURN 1927, MOCHA |CHEVROLE body, motor, | ce cxcellent. | and you © ar ROLET, INC. dition. If ever | East Main St. Tel. [ SEDAN, 1925, SMALL | mileage. In exceptionally fine con- a car was a value | will | this onc is at the price we have on | asking. |it. 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ON CHEVROLET, N anical condition and appear- reduction Terms and your c ke i T this NC. 15 Main St, A BRAND drove very little. | ne, only of | the price is low. Take a ride | FINE for | | ou could find such &lgo¢ higher priced automobiles e 3 ¢r has| Leen checked over by a skilled | groq The price h: for thi | GRAHAM-PAIGE & | st. CE COLOR. | as good as new | economical | Motor Sales Co., 225 Arch St. Tele- | ESSEX SEDAN, 1928, A SPOTLE: car inside and out. Motor checked and found in fine condition. We miade a very fine trade so that we can offer this car at a price far be- low what it is actually worth. S. & I, Motor Sales Corp., 1129 Stanley St. car we roc] 112; men or salesmen this is just the 19 STUDEBAKER SEDAN NEW PAINT JOB. TIRES BRAND new. Motor just overhauled. Slip covers on upholstery. Priced very low for quick sale. 1927 STUDEBAKER COACH TIRES, MOTOR, UPHOLSTERY H COUPE, 19 PUSINESS | for you. In splendid shape and have brought the price down to k bottom. Buy fhis weck and | e $50. S. & I Motor Sales Corp., 5 7 NA T Tel. 731. FORD FORD COACHES MODEL A. FOUR TO SELEC from. Everything about these cars | | | | ing Just Bui lent. and general appearance excellent. Very small mileage. Oil always changed every 1,000 miles. The low price will surprise you. PATTERSON CHEVROLET, INC. 1141 Stanley St. 1S Main St. agley St. Tel. 751 SH :‘om‘ COACH, 1927. NEW ubbery good paint. Motor excel- A real buy for someone look- for this make and type of car. t right for small family. Capitol ck Co., 1139 Stanley St. Tel. 2607, is in first class cendition. Former owners wanted six cylinder Chevro- | STUDEBAKER BIG SIX COACH. Elegant inside and out. Touring OAKLAND lets. You can buy any one of these at a bargain price. TORD RQADSTE 1928 MODEL. RUMBLE wire wheels, blue Duco color. Owner wanted Chevrolet coach. Tf | oA n car. SEAT, | the Auto Sales, phone trunk. $295. Howard W. Whitmore, 50 Chestnut Street. STUDEBAKER DICTATOR SEDAN, 1928 model. In wonderful condi- tion. Motor and appearance excel- lent. To be sold with the famous KLAND SEDAN, 1928. BRAND ew tires. LEvery inch a perfect . Motor runs as the day it left factory. Priced low. Honeyman 200 East Main St. Tele- 254 you want a Ford buy this one for | a “song.” | Studebaker pledge. Terms and your car taken in trade. STUDEBAKER DICTATOR SEDAN, OLDSMOBILE PATTERSON CHEVROLFT, IN! 1141 Stanley St. 18 Main 1929 FORD COACH. OWNED ONLY | two months by a couple bought a Ford coupe. 1f you want a coach buy this one at $475 FORD TUDOR. A SMALL, handsome car. Has every quality et bargain. | ™ thir | bar, ton st of operation. A rare | OLDSMOBILE COACH, 1929, THIS | sher body. Who | pep. Same chass Easy Hotel Burritt Garage, 136 Washing- 1927 four door model. This car i in perfect condition. Carefully checked Dby our Studebaker me- chanics and found in tip-top condi- tion. Carries the famous Stude- baker pledge. Its low price will seil it quickly so don’t delay. Albro Mo- | tor Sales Co., 225 Arch St. Tel. 260. i]i\ii(i STUDEBAKER SEDAN, DIC- has never been driven. mous for speed and | s as 1930, Every xcept the date. A rare if you buy this week Domijan Motor Co. nodel ng new gain pr terms. Street. | FORD only over and fixed everything up per- | fectly. $325. Low terms will buy itAi FORD PHAETON. A SNAPPY | clean. Tires and me- | chanical condition show how well | TUDOR, 1928. DRIVEN|___ 9.000 miles. We looked it all | PA s: 100! color. Large trunk on back. Worth price we ask. Honeyman Auto Sales, 200 East tator model. A very good car in | every respect. Has been all recon- ditioned. Terms and your car in trade. Price is low. Ask us about it. A. G. Hawker, 58 Elm St. Tel. 2456. 1027 STUDEBAKER SEDAN. A beautiful job. Just out of the paint shop. Completely overhauled. PACKARD _ CKARD COUPE enger model. Good looking. Nice king at. Worth buying at the| Main St. Tel. 2542, this car has been taken care of.| 50, Terms to fit your pocketbook. Looks and runs like new. No wait- | ing in traffic if you buy this car at PAIGE Automotive Sales & Service, 245 Elm St and §6 Arch St. [ I " 1920. HERE IS A bargain in a low priced car that will be hard ‘to duplicate regardie; of how long you may wait. In per fect condition. A car that will make a good buy for business man or salesman. Terms. Albro Motor Sales | 190 dur lon, T PA ¥ Orij COUPE, 1928. WIR good tires. Everything a | should be. FORD whee Ford PA ¥ con Tel, 2642, ard shape. A splendid buy if you want | | Briggs body. | in upkeep. At a low price. | left the factor: Howard W. Whit- | foneyman Auto Sales Co., 200 East N 7 PAIGE SEDAN. A-1 | 3475. Frank P. McNamara, corner Elm and Park Sts. 7 S 3 JICTATOR SEDAN, 1920. Dark brown. . Upholstery | spotless. Natural wood wheels. Fine tires. Winter front. Can be bought for a low figure. STUDEBAKER REGAL COMMAN- der sedan, 1928 model. You can't beat it anywhere in town for the | price. Take a ride in it. 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Hawker, 58 Elm St. Telephone 2456, HUPMOBILE ) HUPMOBILE, 1925 SPORT TOUR- ing, $ cylinder model. Many ex- tras. If you want real class, reliabl transportation and d hol: An PO £69 5. fect. drive. Capitol Buick Co., 1139 Stanley sedan. A Chestnut Street. ~ WHIPPET WHIPPET SEDAN, 1027. FOUR cylinder model. In wonderful shape. A nice light car and very in- | expensive to operate. The price is & bargain. Albro Motor Sales Co., 2 Arch St. Tel. 260. WOLVERINE | WOLVERINE COACH, 1927. HERE is a car that the whole family will enjoy. Our price makes it easy to own. Ask one of our salesmien about it. Why not, take a ride? Call 07. Capitol Buick Co., 1139 Stan- DAN, 1920. HERE If Dark blue color, up- | of green Motor per- Tires Tike cluding sparc. excellent car for a woman to Zasy to buy on our terms ster BIG IX as new. NTIAC 1 beauty. Same (ER TIAC SEDAN, 19 pass. model. Sturdiest Howard W. 4-DOOR six built Whitmore, 50 tinction as well buy this car. Priced low this week. apitol Buick Co. ley. 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