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Time to begin thinking of a quiet and uneventful Fourth. A good zoning law doesn’t need chaaging every year. “fse of us who have been enjoy- ing \. ¥ annual feasts of strawberry have suddenly discovered that the fruit has increased in sweetness and savor. The native product is now on the market., People in New England can work more efficiently because the climate fturnishes a minimum of hot weath- | er, according to a Boston writer. The surplus efficiency must go to- ward earning money to buy coal. The Winsted Citizen suggests that the voters of the state will un- questionably say something in 1928 about how the new state board of finance and control up. Just watch them! If voters got as excited as editors about public questions more than 45 per cent ‘would attend to their voting. The Boston police have done a lit- tle more literary censoring and now everybody in the Hub wants to read Upton Sinclair's “Oil.” And by the ‘way, 2 man named Sinclair is fully Jjustified in writing something about oil, another gentleman by that name having been prominently identified with the political department of the business. AN ALL-NEW BRITAIN HIGH SCHOOL New Britain’s high school is over- crowded. The addition of new pupils every year averages 30. This annual increase gives no promise of di- minishing in the future. More room must be found. It eannot be found in the present building. What to do? The town fathers of Newington the other evening voted against con- structing a high school at this time in that community. The topic has also been discussed in Berlin. For New Britain is casting a look at the high school and discovers that there are more than 100 pupils from these two suburbs who =2re studying there, each paying the city $209 an- nually for the privilege. The New Britain school committee cannot help taking note of a con- ditlon that makes for overcrowd- ing. The city is willing to use its present building for the accommo- datlon of outside pupils who are| willing to pay for the privilege of | attendance; but the city is not will- | ing at this time to invest in an ad- ditlonal high school building on this aceount. That point is sure to be brought up for determination at an early date and it 18 entirely likely | that the ukase will go forth that no more puplils can be accommodated from the surrounding tioned. Such a towns men- ukase already struck Plalnville some years ago, so that | town found it necessary to construct | a splendid high school to accommo- date its youthful educational aspir- ants. The school is a credit to the town, too, and though Plainville had to dig down deeply into the town's exchequer to provide the building, nobody there is sorry. The town has something very much worth while, and the building is pointed out to strangers as a notable accos the town's advantages. At present there are only three pupils from Plainville left in the New Britain high: when they graduate there wi be none. All Plainville pupils will be educated in Plainville her Newington and Berlin in du. will coma to the same point. haps they will not fall in love with the idea of “spending money” to at- tain this goal, but there in all pro- babilitly there will be no other way out of the diem The normal of high Achool pupils in New Britain could be accommodated for at least five years if the school plant were devot- ed exclusively to New Britain pupils. By converting the present laundry used by the domestic science classes into a class room tife increase for ion to me increase might be taken care of; att-!large powers no all, er that time the agcommodations French viewpoint cannot be con- would have to come along the lines | sidered at all, according to our offi- ! The | has been made | fter. | Per- | indicated. The city cannot afford at this time to construct another high school building. There seems to be no other method possible but to confing the plant to the instruction New Britain pupils in future, It is not a matter of what we would like to do, but what we are compelled to do. BURRITT HOMESTEAD ACTION NEEDED ‘The plan to rehabilitate the old homestead of Elihu Burritt has gained impetus through the appoint- ment of a councilmanic committee to look into the atter and decide up- on a plan. This matter is one that should not be indefinitely delayed. Last year, when the subject was| one of general discussion and action was brought nearer than at any previous time, nothing finally was| done, it being announced that the plan would have to be “delayed for another year,” or until there is money at hand to bring about the desired rebuilding of the old man- sion. There ars some people in the community—old-timers perhaps— who belleve with Sherman—or was it Grant—that the way to proceed is to proceed. This business of shelv- ing things is entirely too much of a ‘local characteristic to be proud of. Either it is worth while to rehabili- tate the Burritt mansion and make of it a shrine for citizens of the present and for posterity, or the idea | is no good. There should be ro dif- | ficulty in coming to a decision upon this point. Once that is done, what is the object of the eternal delaying about it? We look llke . princes oli procrastination rather than demons| of progress. The scheme now is to pay for the rehabllitation through public sub- scription. This may have something to commend it, but {t is the city's | way of passing the buck to the gen- eral public, the city’s way of evad-. |ing its own duty and letting the public attend to it. Still, a plan to meet the costs through public sub- | scription may be better than doing nothing at all. If it is a case of pass- ing the hat rather than remaining moored in the quagmire of do-noth- ingness, then let the hat be passed; anything is better than being stalled : in the manner we have been for sev- | eral years, Elihu Burritt was New Britain's most famed citizen. His ideals were projected at a time when the world was little prepared to receive them; but he set an example to everyone with a good idea under his hat by devoting his life to perpetuating what he knew to be right. The “learned blacksmith” was the originator of movements which since his day have attained worldwlde | recognition. He was known and ad- mired by all the public men of his time, and his notable idealism has| finally conquered human hearls everywhere and lies imbedded in modern thought and aspirations. He | was a benefactor of mankind by shaping its thought; and there are | jmany who believe this is the most noble of human benefaction. We have used his name to desig- | nate schools, a hotel, and have a monument erccted to perpetuate his | memory. His grave Is decorated an- | nually by the American Legion. Every school child in the city is made acquainted with the life and works of the city's most notable resident. But we have left his old homestead go the way of all old buildings. It is still time to retrace our steps and do our duty. Let's go. H i | i WHAT CONSTITUTES ARMAMENT? disarmament’ The take place in Geneva s confronted | with a problem that has been hang- { Ing fire for almost a year. The ques- | tion is, what constitutes armament? Ordinarlly it would be casy to de- cide this question, were it approach- ed from the conventional angle by , all the powers concerned. Armament | { consists of armies and navles, is the | conventional answer. France, however, disagrees. Arm- | ament consists of more than armics | and navies, it contends. consists of all the conference to | Armament | resources of nation which can be of benefit dur- ing time of war, Is the rench stand- | point. Hence the nations which are deficient in natural resouces France, are entitled to possess lars- er armaments sufficiently large to | counterbalance the natural sources of other nations. | The 1 tical—from Te- rench view no doubt is prac- | l | According to French viewpoint. | this thesis, 1¢ thel the United tates had no navy except a | harmless it would still be fully arr ow gunboats, no ed co fi5 army, idering the vast resources of ion which in time could \m\ in To rance w utilized a conflict. such a rity, nd strong navy, | case, according to the it would be nea ngth United other nation having an imniense army in which Irench vies with cqual in stre the States or any large natural resources. The United States and Great Brit- ain na radical summary of what constitutes arm- aments. According to our officials, such a system wonld give the small- ally oppose siuch -a er powers all the armament and the | natural sesources i Parils might not relish. | of being utilized to construct more clals; right. France should realize that if dis- armament {8 to be more than a catchword it must consist of more | than & means for academical discus- sion based upon artificlal principles. It is not natural resources which bother natfons, which throw fear into them when contemplating a neighbor, but their actual arm- aments. Natural resources which could be transtormed into fighting resources did not cause the world war; it was armaments, and every time France looked beyond the Rhine it was not that alarmed it but the German army and navy.| Natural resources of course finally had a decisive influence on the con- flict after it started, especially the resources of the United States; but! no one can claim that natural re- sources instigated it. France is indulging in hairsplit- ting. It is merely her wdy to side- step an issue that she does not like to see go too far. She wishes no curb to be placed upon auxiliary war- ships and submarines, because she wants to depend upon these to maintain her line of communica- tions with her colonies in case of | emergency. Submarines, the strong- est arm in her need to maintain her | line of communications with the African colonies, her strongest arm to protect troop ships bringing colonfals from northern African. It will be hard for the council to deal with this situation under the present mental outlook in France. Instead of sending delegates, France has sent an ‘“informer,” which is another name for a delegate intend- ed not to possess sulicient power to| any arrangement that and without doubt they are | engage in The influence of the United States at the conference is stronger than generally realized, and it is based ! largely upon economic France from time to timo needs financial assistance, and this is to be obtained only in the United States or | Great Britain, mostly the former. The man who loans the money us- | ually has some say as to what is to | factors. I done with it, and in this way the United States may be able to insist upon its conception of what con- stitutes armament in a most practi- | cal fashion when the loans is ripe. time to sign POOR COLLEGE STUDENTS Joht D. Rockefeller, Jr, the ot er day stated that colleges ehou charge larger tuition fees; that stu- | dents should be made to pay for what they get. Huger W. Jervey, dean of the law school of Columbia university, in a | report to alumni, said the time is not far away when only the rich may become educated; that college costs have mounted enormously and are still going up. Worthy youths | who happen to have brains and character but lack money will sut- fer. The high cost of education has been worrying a multitude of par- ents. When John and Mary hie | themsclves off to the higher seats of | learning dad is expected to provide the money therefore, and realization | | When all passengers cross the ocean body who has a trump wins." of what it costs becomes paramount. | Many of our universities have had millions of dollars given to them; Frequently the money has been ex- pended in the construction of fine | buildings and fancy rather than in going to a fund to| sist worthy though poor college | students, equipment, | Bome of our universities as a re- sult have as large a proportionat 1 ted to overhead as a rundown ra ad. the money so lavishly do many of our institutions of higher learning were devoted to a ng ! | worthy poor college students ins and more fine buildings there would | be less need for worrying about the | brainy lads failing to enter the gates. HALF- A mov ARE TICKETS is on foot among troll hroughout N abolish students’ troil ickets, which permit school chil- | n to ride for half fare i LT for trolle; where innum- erable 2 { int the idea criginated, the { legislature directed department of public utilities to the ility of nhr)l\:m stude; consider advis: probably as a means of h \; rolley interests make both en s in con it will S half-fa It the 1huses rivilege for is elir trolley will not in in the least. i masy run this | ical development. | 25 Years Avo Today |: 1 K more and ald tl i than doubled the v titioners app. strect committee last ed for the macademi | Meadow road as far as the town line. ! About 1240 feet is unsurfaced though half of it ix graded | Beginning Monday the rate on the | meet where there would be | matter with the high school. Andrews replied that it was plan- | “core. | you get a man so well-off you necd | you don't recognize it. | however, a b | me tery uncommonly cut in half of the previous fare being | the result of long agitation. It gives the trolley a great advantage over the third rail line, which still charges ten cents. President Abbe of the Business Men's assoclation sald upon hearing of the drop, “It's a move in the right direction. Now we want the East Berlin line built.” The vote on the acceptance or re- [ jection of the new constitution will be held Monday. The secret ballot will not be used, but voters can fold | up their ballots and nobody but themselves will know whether they are voting yes or no. The price of coal will be increased Monday from $6.75 to $7.50. There are two quall nests known to be within the city limits, and resi- dents in their nelghborhood-hear the cheery call of “Bob White” morning. Andrew Turnbull is issuing notices to owners of property where sewer have recently been laid that they must connect right away. A solid emery wheel burst in the Aetna works yesterday afternoon, and one of the flylng pleces struck Michael J. Lynch over the right eye, inflicting a gash which required four stitches to close. At the school committee meeting yesterday Mr. Andrews thought the board should have some place to less noise. Mr. Hibbard suggested that a i room for the purpose be put in the new Grammar school. Mr. Attwood suggested the Osgood Hill school, {and Judge Roche said that would be fine if Mr. Andrews would furnish ! transportation. Mr. Andrews agreed. Mr. Attwood asked what was the Mr. ned and constructed by a bunch of semi-idiots and was too far from the center of the city. FactsandFancies The Father of Waters scems to! have mistaken its publicity for en- i ! | The sun never sets on the British | flag or an American loan. | | Alas! Ten years from now people | must consult a reference work to| find out who first flew the Atlantic “Amerlcans, more than any other ople, rely on Providence.” The; writer must have been “n!cbm"’ them drive. | The progress of democracy is in ct ratio to the excess of diplomats the number of white collar jobs. | | | Nothing is perfect, my dear. If never worry again, you'll get fat. Lt | Isn't science wonderful! It hrs discovered that it's good for you to naked in the sunshine Jjust as | Nature planned. i One reason why your ship doesn't come in 1s because it's hardship and | | One reason why there were fewer | divorces in the old days was because | the wives of that period were men. \ Americanism—Getting all you mn’ out of life and letting the installment | man do the worrying. | The man and wife say they never | quarrel. Well, with two such good | liars in & family it s easy to avoid | arreling. There's always something wrong. y air, the fish will starve. A hick town is one where every- body knows which patent medicine Deacon Jones uses to get a Kick. the chief sources of love and work. Add, oss who is good natured The peor " s that class of » who have been prosperous &0 generations that nobody re- nbers their trash ancestors. “qualit: Nothing is perfect. Either you cly cripple 2 fly and leave him o aite wall paper. Our little book review for todav "he House of Sin,”” by Allen Up rd (Lippincott). A murder mys- well done. Lou np to finish it and hear queer s about the house. it noi “We had in unex- 1 didn't Corract this sentence: s dropped he, “but 1027, Publishers Syndicate) - MANY WOULD FOLLOW IN LINDBERGH'S PATH Quota of Applicants for Army Air | Corps Has Doubled Since Iis Herole Flight, 17 —AP—Tlow tion of youth has been o glamor of trans-At- 1 s reflected in applic for service with the army air iington, June corps. Dur dates the past few weeks candi- v flying honors have more 11 quota at re- nd inquiries ahout ped inform- | ers at the war department department it was to record in figures the effect. of the Lindbergh- Cgamberlin hts uron recruiting, be s its personnel for eneral rather than particular eerv- ica, cruij every ! i | You'd Iltke to see the music show?— | sehool. | the father of your classmate, Jimmy istand that they are very or else you mess up the! anse the | | Berlin center will be five cents, thlu\’ Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. OUR PEACE PLAN, FOLKS When things get unharmontous be- tween nations, Folks, { Our cure's to call a conference, and spring a lot of jokes, 'Till they get fun-harmonious and all the war _cloud: 'y | We'd put a “permanent” in peace it they'd just let us tryl CAREFUL WORK Barber's Assistant: “What shall 1 do now, sir” Barber: “Count the hairs in this man'’s moustache—he wants it parted lin the middle!” L) | WHEN BLACK IS READ Briefer Than a Case He doesn’t use his brief-case To carry documents Or other kind of paper— They boy has TOO much sense! He doesn't carry onions, Or bread or oleo; He carries liquor in it— It's a quarfolio!! ! —Robert Lewls Judell. The Old Boy Celebrated | She looks a great deal like her pa, | Does Baby Sister Beth— She has his nose, his eye, and ear But (lucky) for the little dear) She hasn't got his breath! —DMother R. | That's Different! You say you think I'm strong, You think my looks fine, “turble” are simply That's a good line. Maybe you'd like a motor car, A dinner necklace made of pearl? Oh, you've got PASSES FOR THLv SHOW? That's a good girl!! —Irving W. Helde. DEFINITION! Charles: “Why do they call them Wisdom Teeth?' " Bertram: *Because they sit back and let the others do the work!" —William A, Temple. FATHERS AND SONS (A Fun Shop Drama) In Three Acts By Patricia Borden Act One (Scene: Schoolroom in a private | The teacher, Mr. Harrison, is addressing the class at the end of | | the day). Harrison: “And tomorrow, my dear pupils, we have a treat in store for you. The Rev. Dr. Wheeple, who is Wheeple, will give us a sermon in the morning. and the rest of the day will be a holiday.” Class: “Whoopee!" Harrison: “John Grimes, what is that you are chewing?" John (swallowing Act Two (Scene: The study of the Rev. Dr. Wheeple. Mr. Harrison is calling on him.) Harrison: your lecture, cheered.” Rev. Dr. Wheeple: “And when I announced doctor, the boys all “Yes, I under- religious {boys. My son tells me they play ‘a game called Gabriel, where e\‘u)- | Act Three | (Scene: The study of the Rev. Dr. :Wheeple, on tho morning of the! speech. His son enters the room.) Jimmy: “Fathex, is your sermon {going to be a long one today?" Rev. Dr. Wheeple: “No, my son, | Jimm “Well, long?” | Rev. Dr. Wheeple: {utes.” [, Jimmy (with a sigh of relief): “Thank goodness! The boys said they'd beat me up it it went over u | half an hour!" just about how About 20 min- M./ TUDELL “Want Some?” MUSHY FRUIT (As it reached the Fun Shop Joke Factory) Milton: “Who was that peach I saw you with?” Peter: “She wasn't a peach—she | was a grapefruit, Milton: “Why grapefruit?"* Peter: “I squeezed her and she hit me in the eye!” —M. L T. (And what other Fun Shop con- tributors squeezed out of 1t)— What He Did Pearl: “Betty Tucker, that young girl from the country, called on a theatrical manager yesterday. Ha pinched her cheeks and said they wera fust like apples.” Marilyn; “Is that why he put her | picture stars, married? —Arthur K. Maas. Fruit Madness Barker: “Farrel met a girl on the boardwalk and fell in love with her. id her cheeks were like two Barker: “No, but he's gone plum crazy!" —Hortense MacCauley. How She Knew Mandy: “Ah can allus tell when dat ole man ob mine he eats watah- melon.” Mrs. Borhans: “I suppose you can tell, Mandy, by the expression on his face?” Mandy: “Expression ob his face nuffin Ah Kin tell by de pits in his cars!” —John R. Hittner. (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden.) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two/| cents {n stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. To whom is Hoot Gibson, the| movie actor, married? . Helen Johnson. Q. What is a vampire? A. According to folk lore a vam- pire is a ghostly being that sucks the blood of living beings while they are asleep. The word has coma to mean any one who insinuates him- I self or hereelf into the confidence of fellow creatures so as to prey upon them, Q. Was P. T. Barnum, of circus fame, an American? A. Yes, he was born in Bethe}, | Connecticut. Q. How long did the Anglo-Boer war last? A. From October 10, 1899, when the Boers declared war, to May 31, 1902, when the treaty of peace was signed. Q. How many times has De Wolf Hopper been married and what were the names of his wives? A Ella Gardiner was the first Mrs. De Wolf Hopper dnd Ida Mosher the second. Then he mar- ricd Edna Wallace, often called the | G2-year-old flapper. Nella Reardon Jergen, a singer, succeeded Edna in | 1503 after a divorce. The fifth mar- riage with lda Flurry—Hedda Hopper—was dissolved by divorce in 1924 after .11 years. On October 20, 1925 he married Lillian Glaser, a singer of Oakland, California, making the sixth time he has been | married. Q. When was the cornerstone of the capitol building at Washinzton, | D. C. laid? When was the building | finished and occupied? A. The cornerstone was laid by President George Washington, Sep- tember 18, 1793. The wings of the central buildinz were complated in | 1811. The entire central building was finished in 1827. The corner- stone of the extension was lald by President Fillmore, July 4, 1851, The extensions were first occupied by congress in 1857. | Q. When and where were Milton Sills and Doris Kenyon, the motion | | A. At Silver Lake, New York, October 12, 1926. Q. Where was execution of con- demned persons by electricity first | made legal in the Unitetd States? 3. Tn New York state in 185S. Q. How can chewing gum be re- moved from clothing? A ceze the gum with ice, then work the material under it and the | moderate northeast and east winds. | ditions pre gum will chip off. If any particles remain, they may be removed by using chloroform. Q. What relation is my mother" uncle to me and what relation are his children to me? A. Your mother’s uncle is your great uncle. His children are your first cousins once removed? Q. What is the National Geo- graphic soclety? A. An assoclation for the increase and diffusion of geographic knowl- edge, founded in 1888, It publishes every month the National Geo- graphic Magazine and many large maps; gives an annual series of thirty lectures; and assists worthy projects of exploration. It has been associated with several Arctic and other expeditions and has sent ex- peditions to Alaska, Mount Pele and Peru. The membership, which is not confined to professional geo- graphers, is about 210,000. The headquarters are at Washington, D. Q. 1Is it strictly correct to call citizens of the United States “Americans”? A. Technically the word Ameri- can refers to every inhabitant of the American continents, but by popular usage the term is widely used for citizens of the United States. Q. Has England a written con- stitution ? A. . No. Q. On what day will the Round- Up at Pendleton, Oregon, and the Frontier Days celebration at Chey- enne, Wyoming, be held this year? A. The Round-Up at Pendleton, Oregon, will be held September 14- 17, 1927, and the Frontier Days cele- bration at Chevenne, Wyoming, fram July 26-30, 1927, Q. How many persons are draw- ing pensions on account of the In- dian wars? A. There are 3.774 men and 3,095 widows of men who served in the Indian wars on the United States pension rolls (April 30, 1927). Q. What relation would my great grandmother's brother be to me? A. Great grand uncle. Q. Who holds the record baseball for the fastest time circling bases? A Maurice Archdeacon, who circled them in 13 4-5 seconds while a member of the Rochester club of the International league in 1921, Q. Where are the headquarters of the Camp Fire Girls? A 31 East 17th street, New York in in What keeps the from overflowing? A. Evaporation of the water. seas Observations On The Weather June 17.—Forecast for Southern New England: In- creasing cloudiness tonight. Slight- ly cooler in northeastern Massachu- setts. Saturday cloudy. Gentle variable winds, mostly east. Foreczst for ‘Eastern New York: Cloudy tonight and Saturday, fol- lowed by showers Saturday; slightly cooler in extreme south gortion; Washington, Conditions: An area of pressure centers over the middle Atlantic an ew England states but pressure is low and falling from the middle Atlantic states westward over the central valleys and into the plains districts, where a disturbance centers over western Missouri and eastern Ka Showery con- 1in the X sippi and eastward to Lake South Atlantic high river valley Michigan and the coast residna Cloudy ceadition: have overspread the Ohio valley and ‘western portions of the middle At- lantic states. A rise in temperature ‘was reported from the central and southern Rocky mountains. Conditions favor for this vicingy increasing cloudiness tonight. Sat- urday cloudy. Temperatures yesterday were: High Atlanta . Atlantic cny o Boston Buftalo Cincinnat Denver Detroit Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City . Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis Nantucket - New Haven - New Orleans New York ... Norfolk, Va. i .aremum Northfleld . Pittsburgh Portland, Me. smmoerannee 72 St. Louls 16 RECEIVING BID§ FOR FOUR AIR MAIL LINES Projected Routes Include Albanye Cleveland and Key West-Ha- vana—Ask New Bids on Line Washington, June 17 —(UP)== Postmaster General New announced yesterday that bids for four new contract air mail routes will be opened heru July 16. The routes were: From Alban). N. Y, to Cleveland via Schenectady, Syracuse, Roches- ter and Buffalo. From Dallas to Galveston, Texas, via Houston. From Dallas to San Antonio, via Waco and Austin. (Later this route will include a stop at Laredo to join up with air mail service into Mexico.) From Key West to Havana. New said bids will also be re. ceived July 16 for operation of the contract route from Cleveland to Louisville via Akron, Columbus, Dayton and Cincinnati. The line was awarded to the Case Aircraft En- gineering Corporation of Amityville, L. 1., last November but was cancell- ed in May. Charles Levine, New York to Berlin flyer, was interested in it. ) WILL ROGERS COMFORTABLE Los Anglese, June 17.—{(A)—Will Rogers, mayor of Beverly Hills and noted humorist,” today was “resting comfortably” in the California Luth- eran hospital, optimistically await- ing an operation for gall stones. The Oklahoma cowboy humorist was taken from his Beverly Hills home to the hospital upon the de- cision of his physicians that an oper- ation would be necessary. They in- timated the operation would be made with in a few days. Umiorm Quallty K%fi%fl STTITTITITEve 0W'S YOUR B Your abllity to talk intelligently fund of general information. People gence you display on toplcs of gener where You rate in the scale of genera reau has a complete record of every q newspa It knows what people wa of Ten Mental Tests in an absorbingly AN YOU ANSWER." 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