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New Britain Heral | NERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY O o g P S SUBSCRIPTION RATES .00 8 Tea $2.00 F r. Three Months. Tbe. & Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Brit- sia ae Becond Class Mail Matter, =iy Business Office Editorial Rooma The enly proftable advertising medium in the City. Clrculation books and press room slways open to advertisers Member of tho Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively en- | titled to the use for re-publicatlon of all news eredited to it or mot otherwise credited in this paper and alsc local uews published therein. Member Audis Bureaa of Cireulation The A B. O. is tonal organization which furnl apers and adver- tissrs with clrculation. Our circulatio vased upon this audit. Thls rection against traud in L] tribution figures to both national local advertisers. and Herald s Hotali and, Tim are; Echultg's Newsstands, Entrance ud Central, 42nd Street. G The Chamberlin-Levine plane took letters to Germany and now the post office department is finding | ‘ault, evidently because they got here 8o quickly. The fellow on knows how a newspaper ought to i run {s the same person who can't | understand how aviators can lose thelr way in a fog. the outside I\hnI Paris hairdressers are said to| have banned the “boyish bob.” But | the boyish-looking girls will take | considerable time to obey the ukase, as it takes time to get one's halr hack. North Maln street merchants and others will meet with railroad off- clals at the city hall next Monday. Our bet is that the merchants will | tell the railroad what ought to be done and the rallroad officlals will tell the merchants what can't be done. Which is as usual. OLD BURRITT SCHOOL STILL HAS USES ‘The old Burritt school at Main and East Main streets, once aban- doned, again may be used. The old bullding, decrepid as its interior | may be in some respects, comes handy to the school board to help | house the surplus of students at the central junior high. Much as one might regret re- turning to a school building which had been regarded as no longer capable of meeting modern educa- | tional conditions, the action of the school board has much to commend it. In furnishing temporary relief | there is nothing like a few idle buildings on hand. It is now lucky that the eity did not take hasty actfon and sell the property when it was “abandoned” two years ago. The school department has many irons in the fire. The construction program is not yet completed, and to have taken up additional plans at this time probably would have created financlal and other compli- cations. Temporary use of the old Burritt building, until the affairs of the &chools can be better straightened out, ought to meet with general ap- proval under the circumstances. HIDDEN HAZARDS Dynamite has its peace-time uses; o has powder. But how are these explosives transported from where they are made to used? In the course. Which means that a freight train passing through the city may con- tain a car containing explosives suf- ficient to blow up a block. Or an automobile soaring along the highway may have such explo- sives under a seat, being taken to a quarry, or to the home of a farmer where it i3 to be used in removing stumps. where they are | ordinary method, of | {there is no {a meal in an nitro in their automobiles to blow up a town, What happened at Butler was spectacular and fatal to a number of persons. All because a truck driver did not take his job seriously enough. CARE IN BUILDING Builders who fail to meet all the requirements of the bullding ordi- nances cannot expect to remain un- molested. This is a day when Bulld- ing Inspector Rutherford is eternal- ly on the job; one reads, in fact, that he is sometimes on the job be- fore the opening of office hours. The 27 construction jobs which were stopped upon his orders were among 40 he investigatqd during a flying visit before his regular hours started. Such enterprise is as com- mendable as it is unique. The city needs to be doubly par- ticular about {ts building operations. Experiences of the past readily dic- tate such a policy, WO! OF WAITING IN RAILROAD STATION The economy craze recently ex- hibited by the New Haven railroad in the operation of stations along the tine, which resulted in radical changes in this city, has quickly borne fruit. Complaints are rife, and were it not for the fact that the railroad is “repaliring” the sta- tion official complaints would at once be taken to headquarters. A kindly disposition toward the company, it seems, will delay such officlal com- plaints until after the repairs have been completed. If at that time improvement, a pow- wow is likely. The rallroad doesn’t like these “interferences.” It wants to rum its business in its own way, and if the public doesn’t get served as expedi- tiously as it might, let the public walt, Most of the trouble in waiting in line before tickets can be purchas. ed is due to the fact that the issu- ing of tickets to persons traveling a distance requires more time than the sale of zone tickets. When both long distance and zone tickets are sold at the same window, the zone ticket buyers are likely to find ex- treme patlence an essential. A great many people don't come to a rail- road statlon loaded with patience; on the contrary, they expect reason- ably quick service. Another difficulty is that with a curtailment of clerks at the station telephone calls are delayed until a spasm of ticket selling is over. What is needed at the station is an im- formationg desk separate from the ticket sellers. The system in vogue at present 18 small town stuff. Our railroads are among the corporations worshiping the tin god of efficiency. Next to the word “service,” no other has thoroughly overworked as been so effi- ciency”. In most cases, however, the word is synonymous with a cheese- paring policy of super-economics, the substitution of cold-blooded cal- culation for the human touch. Nine times out of ten, what costs least is termed most efficient, and in the long run it may not be even slight- ly efficient. The New Haven management has been studying efficiency for so long that it is getting to be the least effi- cient railroad system in the east, all | things considered. CRUELTY TO ANIMALS Several cases of alleged cruelty to animals have cropped up In this city the past few months, the latest being ons where a man was ordered to sell or give away a pony which the court decided he had been mis- treating through lack of care. The local agent for the S. P. C. A. is to b2 congratulated upon his watchfulness. Nothing scems more detestable to the normal human be- ing than cruelty to dumb beasts. We want none of this fn New Britain. | but it means nothing in practical r i People who cannot or will not take | cars of animals properly will not be allowed to own them, A GIRL'S APPETITE How much of an appetitc « girl possess when she sis down to ! inn, should hotel or road | \ouse and expects her wi Every automobile, In tains an explosive—gasoline—which will fact, con- “let go™ if circumstances are right. Every fllling station stores it 0Oil trucks pass over the streets, and it the contents of their t some- how canght fire it would be a ter- rible story But we keep such B 1e control. It “anything happens” supplies of volatile Near Butler, Pa., ful of explosives in things under i ith our huge material. the most power- being carried over the an automobile, nitroglycerine, cause of its enormous utilized to blast open bowels of the earth where there are wells and thus provide the petroleum to the surface This explosive was a fluid which, b power, the oil of The carelessness which oil men exhibit fn transporting nitro over the roads has been a sub) mueh comment. Tt flnid will explode if given a severe Jolt, and many roads are of such a na- ture as to provide jolts. Yet oil men many ct for that have been known to hounce along over the highways with enough | comp: rare that | | highways in lling male on to pay for all We think comes up repeatedly rather question an eye 1t towar restrain her | proper! of all und and he | French nemes that go with P g men e able | bills Ivh‘ bill arrives and then find that it Vfl‘ S 4 hank |meet labilities |rlum.-1 account th when a extra good Anyhow, a bit of caution is not of place. Perhaps the girls had t ‘u' first determine how I m to 1 faney nocktle, | watch fob, or even the appearanc: + smart wrist wateh. The Bristol lad trip to Choshire |iia tans |the fact tr |appetits whi | of o blames his reformatory upen enjoying the placid environments of an inn in Farming ton that he could not pay the waiter is a case in point. All thelr troubles fated from that time The boy: s sometimes put on a bold front. They take the girls to the | {"niteq States girl with | doct rs are able payers until|It Was the lat is girl had such a big | '"Tia lthan its pr nu 0 9 e 550 PO M. OB 4= 7. NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, :mut expensive eating places, when | a trankturter shoppe would be more in keeping with the tinances. We wonder how often giris get fooled that way. HOCH! Newspapers from the far spaces arriving irdicate that nearly all the headwriters took care to use the word “Hoch” iIn the headlines de- scribing the welcome accorded Chamberlin and Levine in Berlin. Which shows again that the tele- graph and news editors recognize a colorful word when they see it, one possessing novelty, and one which at the same time is short for use in large. e headlines. These “hochs” so plentifully dis- tributed over the headlines are twin | brothers to our own “Hail.” A few more incidents of that kind and “Hoch” probably could be an- other word has exactly the same shade of meaning. We have annexed innumerable foreign words into the language, and “hoch” loocks like a good candlidate. Only trouble is it is too near to ‘“hootch.” SPIRIT OF ST. LOUIS Ot course, it is all wrong to as- sume that Lindbergh got across the spirit of St. Louis. | his plane thus, as a tribute to the backing he recelved in the Missouri tising. The Chamber of Commerce in that city must be proud worldwide encomiums which have | flowed in that direction; the city isl wearing plumes and is proud as a| peacock. One prominent railroad has changed the name of a crack train to the Spirit of St. Louls. St. Louls is entitled to all the good repute that is due it. While St. Louis was backing the flier the remainder of the country was skeptical. It took courage as well as money to see suc- cess in the lone air mail pilot from | the west, especially after what hap- pened to other fliers. In reality, however, the Spirit of , St. Louis is the spirit of America. | | | WHERE ARE THE RESULTS OI' DRY RLFERENDA? Nothing is more popular in some of the states than talk about a | referendum on prohibition; and nothing, it would seem, is more fu- tile, judged by what has followed | such referendums. | After the prohib in New York state on in 1926, similar referendums wers carried in Illinois, Montana, Nevada and Wisconsin. The results | of thess referenda caused Governor | Smith in New York to declare: tion referendum | had been voted “What a majority of 2.000,- 000 citizens in five states affirm by vote that prohibitien statutes are unwelcome and inaffuctiva, Congress must heed that declaration.” One naturally thumbs the record | to see whether Congress really did hear tha declaration. But cne does €0 in vain. At the very time these referenda were being carried in the five states more dry congressmen were being elected than ever before, and instead of Congress doing some- thing about it, there was a tendency to do less than previously. Nothing can be done about prdhi bition until Congress is less abun dantly dry than it has been. Re- publican congressmen succeed in | straddling the question in a masterly manner. Even Republican repre- sentatives from the wet New Eng- land states, with few exceptions, say little about prohibition and sre | squarely in favor of permitting the status quo brought about by the 1Sth amendment and the Volstead act Thousands of wets have voted theso congressmen as a result of blindly following the party labs sults. Congress ren ns next Congress will be even more dry decessors. The Democratic party rous outstand wet Governor Smith, e ha lumin- ries ing his rar on the ground to obtain the tion in 1928, has la loss of a desire Ritct nom to emp nexed to the English language. No} 'learn how easily a little top-heavy | proft? Atlantic because he possessed the ! But he named | town, and St. Louis gets the adver- | of the | one state pokes fun at another. ki for | contains | te, and Reed con- | FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN And to think that Lindbergh's | tather was a mere congressman! A man isn't really middle-aged until he begins talking to himself. Let's sce; who was the big hero in the headlines six months ago? Men gossip, also; but they do it to ikill time, not to kill reputations. Only fundamental things survive, and the only war slogan that re- mains alive is “When do we eat?"” Well, experience is the best way to coupe can be turned over. Another objection to the great open space is that so much of it is between the ears. As to the divorce evil, what are you to do with a partnership when one member begins to take all the An old-timer is one who can re- member when Paris got the blame for styles and only the rich were raughty. Sympathy for the somebody Americanism: under-dog—provided it's else that has him under. When the mess in China is over, maybe the powers can sell goods over there by using a “Made in Germany"” label. You have a good time in your own way. Well, tolerance consists in let- ting the other fellow have a good time in his way. Little lesson for today. The apes are slain quickly by lung trouble, but not until men place them in houses. Ala You can't tell whether temper makes people say what they don’t mean or gives them nerve to say things long suppressed. Speaking of substitutes for gaso- line, what's the matter with the one we're using now The meek will inherit the earth, but they will inherit with it a lot of problems the meck can't handle. It America is slow to care for her | own, it might help to remember that | ¢ of those in the lower Mississip- pi valley are French. Tt is well to travel all over Amer- ica. Then you can be amused when Correct this sentence: *Alway wake me when you get up, Ma, said the flapper; “I hate to sleep Observations On The Weather W hington, June 10.—Forecast tor Southern New England: Show- rs probable tonight and on the coast Saturday morning, followed by fair, cooler except in southeast| portion tonight and Saturday. Fresh to strong southwest shifting to west and northwest winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Showers tonight; cool in central and north portions; Saturday fair and cooler; fresh to strong southiwest shifting to northwest winds. Conditions: The western disturb- ance advanced rapidly northeast- ward into Ontario, causing a decided fall in pressute throughout the lake region, Ohio valley, middle Atlantic and most of the New England states. It was accompanied by rising tem- peratures gencrally cast of the Mi sissippi viver and showers in the .t Mississippl valley, upper lake region, St. Lawrence valley and northern New England, Pressure remains high over the south Atlan- tic states. An area of high pres- and lower temperatures over- the northern plains states. ditions favor for this vicinity d by clearing and Wy cooler. mperatures yesterday were: nd square on a lib: W Senator or | 0f Democratic representatives from | the Democratic states in the south | ert dry and W the 1 which led th hat the standard to 1 it wa inted out had nt, while 1 failed ite tified Republ res Ito [ to ral m to have ehanged ma- up of the states ch may n why dry representa- to 0,000 worth of worth of into th diamonds and pearls were imported K mocratic | High Low 68 62 [ 70 a4 £6 44 in T4 66 50 42 At Portla Lou Washington o Crook Gets $2 While Rifiin 5 in Cash g Girl's Auto wvestigating a re- i.f" Mabel Bloomquist of 70D 1t street that while her auto- ‘mr\h e was parked near the Shuttle Meadow clubh Wednesd r proximately two gold filled pen- (. Maxson Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New, Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Our Vacation Tip, Folks To Finland and Lapland trip folders allure us, A happy vacation we'd have, assure us, But why not save money, and find recreation In Fun-land and Laugh-land this summer vacation? they Ask Information! Telephone Operator: please?” Harold: “Say, do you know what color of hair and eyes the girl at Main 6548 has? Number, MPJuoeLe “And 1It's Friday, Tool” Author! Author! Editor: “This story is a bit raw.” Author: “Youn don’t consider it well done, then?" —Margery Kobler Logic Cleanliness is next to godliness. Godliness is impossible. Cleanliness is next to impossible! Ned McCobb's Daughter (A Fun Shop Drama) In Three Acts By Norton H. Cahill Act One (Scene: A railroad etation. McCobb and his daughter are stand- ing on the platform. After a whis- pered consultation between them, the daughter leaves him and ap- proaches the station agent.) Daughter: “When is the next train north?” Ned 7 p. m “And what time s it Daughte Scene: Same. Time a few min- utes later. Ned and his daughter hold another whispered parley. She approaches the agent again.) Daughter: “When is the train south Agent: “5:02 p. m.” Daughter: “Aren't there trains south hefore that?" Agent: “No.” Daughter: “You're sure Agent: “Positively positive!" Daughter: “Thanks, lots.” Agent: “Don’t mention it, pray." Act Three Same. next any (Scene: conference with the agent.) Ned: “What did he say?” Daughter: train south until 5:02 p. m. Ned: Daughter: “Not quite 2:30." New: “All right then. safe for us to cross the tracks!" When Black Is Read Why Naught? The queen of our campus Makes prexy act haughty; In her work she gets naught, In her play she gets naughty! Enid F. Greber. Ask Us Another! The business man that walks bors talking; he been reduced to walking? Mother R. What'll Yer Have? (As it reached The Fun Shop Jok Factory) Lisbeth: “What do coming here in this | You're half drunk:” Lloyd: “I know, but T didn't hav any more money!" condition —E. F. Adams. (And how other Fun Shop con. tributors staggered th it)— To Get the Rye-ht Ratio You're half drunk!" Higgins: “M'dearsh, don't like shings done by halves?” Mrs. Higgins: “No, T do not!" Higgins: “Then 4 gotta new drinking quarters —Andrew F, Myers. Had Read About the Mississippl He had imbibed too freely, Seating himself on the edge of th rail surrounding the eity he accidently fell back into water. A policeman, seeing struggles, tried to get him out th hi around in the water representative of the law. “Water, heck!" gurgled ebriate. “Offsher, ain't you heard 'bout Misshippi? shufferer, T am (hic), asked th the (hic (hic) floo but | eils, one pencil, a vanity case land two mmirrors were stolen. shubshide pretty soon. —Mrs. L. R. Ehrardt. Not Mrs. Hopkins: “How dare you come home in this conditign. You're half drunk!" Hopkins: “Thash not s'prising, ’cause all night long the boys wash shaying ‘half ‘nother. —Valerie Peters. (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ-r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two sents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidentlal.—Editor. Q. Has it ever been proven that there is life on any of the planets? A. Probably Uranus and Neptune are too hot for lite. Mercury, there is reason to believe, turns on its axis in the same period it revolves around the sun, therefore always presents the same face to the sun and is boiling hot on one side and icy cold on the other, Venus, it is belleved, like Mercury, is Dofling hot on one side and cold on the other. There is no life on Jupiter as it appears red hot. Saturn, too, is too hot for water to settle on its | surface. The only planet on which there seems some possibility of life is Mars. All astronomers, however, do not agree about this. Q. Can you give me the words of the “American's Creed"”? A. “I believe in the United States of America, as a government of the people, by the people, for the people whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; = democracy in a republic; a perfect union, one and inseparable, estab-| lished upon those principles of free- dom, equality, justice and humanity, for which American patriots sec- rificed their lives and their fQrtunes. I thercfore believe it my duty to my | country to love it, to support fits| constitution, to obey its laws, to re- spect its flag, and to defend it against all enemies.” Q. What breeds of chickens are largest egg producers? A. The four most popular breeds for egg production are Leghorn, Minorca, Ancona, and Andalusian. The four most popular breeds where the production of both eggs and meat is desired are the Plymouth and introduce a small amount of mercury. Close the other end of the barrel and let the mercury come in contact with all parts of the inner surface. Remove the mercury and mercury-lead alloy, and clean with a swab. Q. Can you tell me something concerning Langley who designed one of the first airplanes? A. Professor Samuel P. Langley, secretary of the Smithsonian In- stitute, designed and constructed a motor driven aeroplane, which flew in 1896 but the model did not carry a man. He was.employed by the Board of Ordnance and Fortification of the United States army to con- struct an aerdome, which he had in- vented, and congress appropriated $50000 for expenses. The ‘“aer- dome” was a tandem monoplane equipped with a 60 horsepower en- gine. The attempt to launch the aerodome October 7 and December 8, 1903 were unsuccessful on ac- count of defective launching appara- tus and the machine was thrown into the Potomac river. On the second attempt it was wrecked and congress refused to appropriate money for further experiments. Ten years later the Langley aerdome was repaired and equipped with a Cur- tiss motor and Curtis controls and successful flights were made in 1913 and 1914, proving that Langley had constructed a practical machine. Q. What baseball player holds the record for the greatest number of scoreless innings pitched in a ‘world series? A. The late Christy Mathewson who pitched 27 scoreless innings in the world series of 1905, Q. How long after a man be- comes a citizen of the United States must he wait before he can get an American passport? A. Naturalized citizens may ap- ply for passports on the same day they become citizens of the U. 8. Q." Where are the headquarters of the American Soclety for the pre- vention of Cruelty to Animals? A. 50 Madison avenue, New York city. Q. When did the 20th century begin? A. Immediately after midnight of December 31, 1900, 25 Years Ago Today Some excitement was created this morning when a Glen street resident called at the police station and said there were five causes of smallpox on that sffeet and two more on South Stanley street. Chairman Clark and Chief Rawlings hastily in- vestigated and found the latter cases were merely chills and fever. The Glen street house, however, was quarantined. Chairman Hall estimates that the new work of the water department, Including the new main and con. struction work at Shuttle Headow and Roaring Brook, will total $25,- 000 to $30,000. At a speclal meeting of the Con- gregational church last night S. P. Williams resigned as chairman of the board of trustees and A. N. Clark was elected his successor. Mr. Wiliams has scrved faithfully for a long time and his retircment is re. case has developed 1n iRe of Alder- man Curtis' houses in tie west end. The Twentieth Centurt club of the South: church defeated the Prospect Debating club of the Methodist church in a track meet it the B lin trotting park yesteday after. noon, 46 to 44. The winnas were as follows: 100-yard dash, Albe; broad jump, Kooyumjlan; 220 Wrd dash, Hart; shot put, Kooyumjn; 440- yard dash, Kooyumjian; hith jump, Kooyumjlan; 880.yard | dash, Kooyumjlan; pole vault, Hat; mile run, Kooyumjian; relay, Tentieth Century. Timbrell was thirdin the 440-yard dash. Norman P. Cooley has euallea the amateur record for the farm. ington golf links, having coverd the course in 41. James Kenney, employed & Mr. Gwatkins’ in Berlin, fell in awell this afternoon and was badly tyur. ed. The New Britain golt team net the Wallingfords at the local likg yesterday afternoon and defemq them 10-5. The team was compoaq of E. H. Hart, N. P. Cooley, M. |, Hart, J. H. Kirkham, A. W. Baco, and W. P. Felt. COST OF ATHLETICS Results of Comprehensive Study by Statisticians to Be Officially An. nounced Next Fall. New York, June 10 (™ — The conclusions of a comprehensive study of the comparative benefits and costs of college athleties which has been under way for the last two years under the direction of Dr. Thomas A. Story, representing a college committee on undergrade uate hygiene, and Dr. Louis I, Dublin, insurance statisticlan, are to be officlally announced next fall, Football, rowing, track, baseball, Lacrosse, cross-country and hockey are being studied and the survey is to rest solely on facts. The report, Dr. Dublin says, will preclude the necessity of all fine writing on the subject of strenuous college sports and the effect on after life. “We are going after the out- standing athletes, not the ordinary, carefree boys who don't strain themselves in their efforts’ said Dr. Dublin. “Most of the figuresare now in our possession, but until we know the exact fate of every man, our report will be of no prac- tical value at all.” Rowing has been regarded gen- erally as the most exacting college sport, but there has been no sta. tistical exactness to back up opine ions of some physicians to that ef- fect, NEW VLINDBERGH STAMP ‘Will Go on Sale at Four Post Of- fices on June 18. ‘Washington, June 10 (® — The Lindbergh air mail stamp, the first copy of which is being mounted in a speclal album for presentation to Colonel Lindbergh tomorrow by Postmaster General New, will be placed on sale June 18 at four post offices and' the government's phi- | latelic agency here. The Ned's daughter returns to him after the foregoing “He sald there is no train north until 4:57 p. m., and no 'And what time is it now?"” N be “Phat do yer mane by flounderin® in- post offices will be at St. Louis, the home port of the “Spirit of St. Louis,” and a terminus of Lindbergh’s old air miil route; De- troit, his birthplace; Little Falls, Minn, his boyhood home, and Washington, where 31e spent a number of vears whily his father was in congress. The stamps will be issued to other poit offices fast as the bureau of eigraving and printing can turn out a sufficiemt supply. R — e HOW'S YOUR BRAIN POWER? Your abllity to talk Intelligently sn any company depends uj our fund of general (nformation. People Judge you, size you up. by the insents #ence you display on topics of general Interest. Do you want to md out where vou rate in the scale of general Intelligence? Our Washingta Bu- teau has a complote record of every q uestion asked by every reader of this newspaper. It knows what people want to know. And it has compled a series of Ten Mental Tests in an absorbingly interesting bulletin called CAN YOU ANSWER.” The answers are In a separate section of the biletin. To test yourself, your friends, to have a thrillingly Interesting gam: at rarty or homa gathering, these tests will give you what you want. FIl out the coupon below and send for it. T want a copy of the bulletin CAN YOU ANSWER? and encloss hererith five cents In loose, uncancelled, U. 8. postage stamps or coln to aver ' Rock, Wyandotte, Orphington and Rhode Island Reds. Q. Is there a legend concerning | the origin of the red rose? A. An old tradition tells us that Venus, hurrying to Adonis with nectar, stepped upon a thorn alight- ing from her chariot. Blood rushed from the wound and stained the bush and a little nectar was spilled over it also. Where both blood and nectar mingled on the bush a beau- tiful red rose bloomed. Q. What is “Buhling”? A. A Dutch dish the recipe for which i{s: To one quart of boiling water add cornmeal to make a thin mush; add one cup of molasses and one of lard and a little salt and spice to taste; buckwheat flour to make a | stiff batter. Bake in low pans about one-half hour. Q. What business did President Grant enter after his term as presi- dent expired? A. After a trlumphant tour of the world he entered the banking business in New York. He also wrote his memoirs. He died in 1885 at the age of sixty-three. Q. What character in American history was called r Veto”? A. DPresident Andrew Johnson. Q. How can lead be removed from the barrel of a rifle? A. Remove powder fouling first | by means of sal soda solution and | then close one end of the barrel gretted. Duilding Inspector Turnbull finds that he has got quite a task on his hands in carrying out the commis- slon of the council to find a new dumping ground for the city gar- bage. Several lots which it was | thought might be obtained for the purpose have been refused. A speclal session of the common council will be held tonight for dis- cussion of the smalipox situation. A ——— - CLIP COUPON OFF HERE = == == o= | INTELLIGENCE TESTS EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Heal 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D, C. postage and handling costs. l NAMB STREET AND No. cITY e svng 4 T am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, ——— e - - - — e - e ———— ) - DIFFICULT DECISIONS to work soon sets his nosey neigh- Ah—is he walking to reduce, or has . you mean - e Mrs. Higgins: “What do yon mean by coming home in this condition. you fin® e fountain, THE LETTER THAT YOUR WIFE GAVE YOU T0 MAIL A WEEK A60 LAST TUESDAY. WHETHER TO MAIL IT NOW AND TRUST T LUCK, NOT MAIL IT ALL AND PRETEND IT GOT LOST IN_THE MAILS , OR CONFESS AND TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES , COME WHAT MAY 7 ) d river'll = (Copyright, 1927, by The Bell Syndicats, Inc.)

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