The Key West Citizen Newspaper, March 12, 1926, Page 2

Pack TWO eeevecccccs Medics ‘of Lie | SOSSECOOOSEOEEEOLESEOEE (By Ansoctated Prensa) i LONDON—Gaiety girls are per- turbed over the marriage of Con-! nie. Talmadge to Captain Alastair MacKintosh. ‘They think -Holly-| wood is usurping some of the privileges of the chorus at this; theatre, whence haye come many}. eountesses and baronesses.. Some} of the girls had eyes on the cap- tain, who was once equerry to) Princess Beatrice, | Sr WASHINGTON—The dollar is going to last longer. This does not mean that it will take you longer| to spend it, but the treasury has} a mew-process to make it more durable. } “#8 NEW YORK—It is probably not @ éase of cause and effect, but just! after a Berlin police official came to town with a description of com-| plete nudity on the stage at home, the New York police raided a bur- Iesque show and arrested 29 girls of “wild women” who wore some- thing else besides rouge. € * 7 * LOCARNO, Switzerland—Frie-| derich Wilhelm Hohenzollern is living here, but nothing has de- veloped to show that this has any relation to the present verbal war at Geneva relating to the peace of} Locarno. % *- * # NEW YORK—The second bride! of J. G. Ee Having’ ct " circles, ) Having di- js ar Pastor, former East How Doctors Tréat Colds and Flu} To break up ‘a cold overnight or to cut short an\attack of grippe, influenza, sore throat ‘or tonsilitis, physicians and droggists are now recommending Calotabs, the puri-| fied and refined calomel com- pound tablets that. gives you the effects of calomel ‘and ‘salts com- bined, without the unpleasant ef- fects of either. One or two Calotabs at bed- time with a swallow :of water,— that’s all. No, salts, no nausea nor the slightest interference with | your eating, work or pleasure. Next mornimg* your cold has vanished, your system is thor- oughly purified and you are feel- ing fine with‘a hearty appetite for breakfast. Eat what you please, —no danger. Get a family package, contain- ing full directions, only 35 cents, At any drug store.—Adv. TODAY'S EVENTS secce weecccoeccosooos Great. Observance of Arbor Day in Oklahoma and New Mexico. Seventy-five years ago today Nevada City, Calif., was almost wiped ott by fire. One hundredth anniversary of the birth of Robert’ Lowry, who ‘wrote “I Need Thee Every Hour,” Festival of ‘St. Gregory the |, THE SEY ‘é USING SNOW SHOVELS AND TU-ANKH-AMEN METHODS TO FIND CITIES IN NORTH H. I. Phillips, “The Once Over,” in Phe Boston Globe, Reverses the Usual Order ’ (Whetein the tries to interest Floridian in the place to live). Northerner—Could Ihave a \few minutes. of your time to in- | terest you in real estate opportuni- ties in the Northern States? Floridian—What part of the north? Northerner—New York, Chi- cago, Boston, ete. Floridian—Are.. those still there? Northerrier—They: can still be found if you have a good shovel and dig deep enough. ‘ Northern Visitor the native North as a to offer that the South ‘has not? | Northerner—Ice, Think of the | Satisfaction of knowing that you can get nice fresh ice by merely } opening your window and scraping | the sill! * Floridian: I’ve always thought I'd like to have a little ice I could call my own. Northerner—You’d be surprised jthe things you can do with it. |Some people just let it, collect on the window panes and then while jaway the long Winter evenings scratching illustrations on it. It jis véry diverting. Floridian—Your story interests pe iA me. After all, I get bored down ee, * there, where the climate is always Ploridian—What have they t0 | comfortable and there is nothing offer? Nottherner—Web); for example, |to see but oranges and palm trees ‘ jand> flowers’ and so forth. take our blizzards. low, x, Floridian—What’s a blizzard? |, Northerner—No man can say Rariheriakah Sliced ix ok he has really lived who _ hasn’t 2 , jhuhg around on a zero day and abundance ‘of snow, snow, beauti- | 3+ hed th * dul mieee: watched the automatic snow-re- moving machines at work. New Floridian—What is snow? - : Northerner—Snow. is fluffy, ey ick ieee real oppor- wakes stulf that comes in little Flecidian: WERE: about Flori dian—Why? these things they call furn- : ? Northerner—Nobédy knows. It be So ae eat is so plentiful we never bother to > © fun. Every home has one. | places and other famous hymns. One hundred. and..fifty years ago today was born Lady Hester Stanhope; the brilliant niece -and companion of William,Pitt. The’Rt, Rev. Joseph Schrembs, bishop of the Roman Catholic diocese: of Cleveland, today cele- reason it out. These flakes fall AS so “ s iW" large ‘némbers; Yeading from Floridian: What do you do with top. to bottom, and pilé up, end) upon end, until they cover a city, rendering it most picturesque. | New York, Chicago and Boston | are three of the greatest snow/ producing citi¢és in the country. Any man who buys a home there | will get all the snow he can pos- sibly. desire. ; Floridian—But' is this snow them? Northerner: Play with them. It’s a kind of game and very ex- citing. The idea is to build a fire in them and keep it going. The people in each community get together and give prizes to the man who keeps his fire going all Winter. This year prizes were given to men who kept them res- miles an Borozote and apply the Borozone Powder to complete the healing process. Price (liquid) 30c, 60c and $1.20. Powder 30c and 60c. Sold by all druggists. MWF Canadians last year ate an average of 312 eggs apiece, ac- cording to statistics made public by "thé Dominion Pepartment of Agriculture . Domestic produc- tion totalled 237,000,000 dozen, représenting an increase of 10,- 000,000 over the previous year. Mrs. Elsie Bible Malinsky, un- } Tis. po Stessine Shed heehee we for - Poisoning her second husband ‘brates his 60th birthday anniver- sary. 2 New Orleans holds a special “lelection today to choose a mayor in suceession to the late Martin Behrman. Arthur J. O’Keefe, eommissioner of public finance, is vexpected to be elected without ANNIVERS £4815—Robert -M..- ‘twelfth State governor of [born at Truxton, N. Y. St. Joseph, Mo., Sept. 21, 1871. pe ARIES 1851—A fire in Nevada City, Calif., burned about 200 buildings and caused a loss of $1,300,000. 11857 — Railway suspension bridge between . Toronto and Hamilton gave way; train thrown into-a canal, and 77 killed. 1862—A bill was introduced in Congress for the organization of the Territory of Arizona. 1876—Gen. Joseph D, Web- ster, chief of staff to Gen. Sher- Died at | going over a week-end. They boost community spirit. : ee oe Floridian: What do they birn in those furnaces? ‘ Northerner: This year they burned everything: chairs, bench- es, straw hats, ladders, wooden legs . . .° anything. Floridian — (resignedly) : well, put me lots, I might as well go where a man can really live. equally distributed ?, Northerner — Positive. Every property owner gets his share. Of course the more land a man owns the more snow he is entitled to. * 2 Floridian—How do I know, if I ‘buy up North, I will get all the snow I desire? Northerner—We give a blizzard guarantee with the deeds. of sale. Floridian—What else have you Oh i man in the Atlanta campaign, | died ¢ Chicago.; Born at Hamp- ny Ne thy Auge Cp &8kle ¢ 6 o> y peererrre try ity 1894—Justin McCarthy was re- elected chairman of the Irish parliamentary party. 1917—Russian Duma met in defiance .of the, Czar and. nearly the whole of Petherea féll into the hands of the revol#tionists, — ae 1920—Lydia Robinson, gress, died in Miss., at the reputed age of 118. A well-balanced, palatable, easily as- | similated food that nousishes and up- builds. Use at meals, between meals, or | upon retiring, and wheatired or hungry. Prepared at home by stirring the pow- der in hot or cold water. No cooking: 1925—Steamship President Ar. thur sailed from New York with 500 Zionists bound on a pilkdim. age to the Holy Lund. taste better, look better, are better; and wholesomeness Sepential to health building foods. CALUMET Because--- It’s More Economical Gas Service Company of Key West | Why Cook With Gas? It’s More Convenient It’s More Efficient WEST CITZEN re WORLD NEWS IN BRIEF Beoccceacess see (By Associated Press) Swedes at Geneva charge pow- ers, particulary Britain, are trying to coerce them: into enlarging league council; Austen Chamber- lain denies using menacing lang-) uage to Swedish delegates. * = Governor’ Whitfield, of. Missis-| sippi, signs anti-evolution bill; bill for repeal ispresented in legisla- ture. jes s+ i Palmer Hutchinson, newspaper! man with Wilkins arctic expdition,| is killed by airplane propeller at} Fairbanks, Alaska. rae Joseph Cowen, iron worker, is acquitted at Elizabeth, N. J., of hammer murder of William J. Clark, whose wife he admired. + 2 Law enforcement league in Philadelphia applauds General Butler for liquor charges in San Diego against. Colonel Williams; Butler denies his act was breach of hospitality. Leopold Schepp, New York fi- nancier and philanthropist, who asked public advice on how to spend his money, dies at 85. f e e586 Italian senate passes Mussolini's bill for compulsory strike arbitra- tion. a Erie Hagenlacher, Germany, wins world’s 18.2 balk line billiard | championship from Jake Schaefer; at Philadelphia, 1,500 to: 1,344 | thorized to hand you back . What Skinny Men Ought to You probably know that Cod | Liver Oil is the greatest flesh producer in the world.” Because it contains more Vita- mines than any food you can get. You'll be glad to know that Cod Liver Oil comes in sugar-coated tablets now, so if you really. want to put 10 or 20 ponnds of real} healthy flesh om your bones and | feel well and strong ask The Key West Drug Co. or any druggist for a box of MeCoy’s Cod Liver | Oil Compound Tablets. 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