Evening Star Newspaper, November 4, 1935, Page 21

THE EVENING No Darling, Not @ New Cook o+ Just @ Few Dashes of Write Angosturs @ 250 Park Ave, N.Y.C. WORK . .“FUN AGAIN’::; Constipation Cleared Up FHE end of every day found her tired out, nervous, often with headaches. J But now, thanks to Nature's Remedy, work is fun again—she fecls like going to a movie or dance any night. M Lions have switched to this natural a wegetablelaxative. Contains no miner- 21 or phenol derivatives. Instead a balanced eombination of laxative Elements, provided by llallluu. llhzt wo(rlk n‘?‘lu- nally, pleasantly. Try 2 KR (omght. Whel you see how much bet~ Ter'you feel you'll know why a vegetable correc- tive is best. Only 25c, ®t all druggists. JUST DESPERATE. URING tne rush hour the other afternoon an elderly visitor hailed a taxicab at the southwest corner of Fourteenth street and Pennsylvania avenue, asking to be taken to the Willard Hotel. “Do you know where the hotel is, sir?” inquired the astonished hacker, nodding toward the facade just across the Avenue. “I know, all right.” the fare re- plied. “but T'd rather pay you to take | on foot!” B | me there than dodge all that traffic | Washington Wayside Random Observations of Interesting Events and Things. have their own idea of pedestrian safety, William F. Seals calls in to report. The little animals pull up at the curb, look despairingly at the traffic whizzing by on Fifteenth street, sigh, and take to the over- head method to cross—ascending a tree methodically, jumping to the overhanging bows of one across the street while trafic roars by below, and then descending to the side- walk on the other side. * ok ok ok NOTE FOR TUNE-RAISERS. | SOME years ago a Washington min- : ister, having accumulated a mod- est fortune, made his will, in part, as follows: “Fifty thousand dollars to be set aside as a trust fund. to run for 40 The interest during this time years. is to provide several scholarships.” One of these scholarships is pro- vided for thus: “1 wish to provide for the instruc- tion of vocal music on the part of ministerial students, making sure such STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1935. my usefulness. has been greatly im- paired by my inability to raise tunes, although possessing a good voice and being able to join in any tune. Each student should be ex- pected to memorize at least 50 tunes of our own church, and several of other evangelical churches. My own father had a powerful and wonderful voice, far surpassing that of Sankey, from the age of 19, when he was licensed by Bishop Asbury as an itinerant minister, until 70 years of age. His chief influence was prob- ably that of exhorting and singing souls into Heaven * * *" * % ok TIP ON HORSES. District equestrians in the future may prefer horses short in stature on the theory that the less back- bone a nag has the stronger he is. The Department of Agriculture, which knows about such things, says the Morgan horse packs the saddle as ably as bigger and pre- sumably stronger mounts for the reason that it has five lumbar vertebrae, whereas most horses have siz. Typical Arabian horses have but five. What the track fans want is @ hoss with a longer nose. * ¥ % ¥ MD. PAPERS PLEASE COPY. IRGINIA is a large State, and to | County, Va., had quite a bit of ex- plaining to do, during a recent geography class, when one of her little pupils asked: “Please, teacher, will you tell me if Maryland is the only other State in Virginia?” » i % % EAVESDROPPING. Eavesdropped the other mnight at a table of four jovial fellows in a cocktail room: “Boy! Did you lead with my chin!” * o % TRANSIT DELAY. URING rush hours the other aft- ernoon & man’s foot delayed 35 people in getting home to dinner. He was seated on the rear platform of a one-man Friendship Heights street car. ’ Reading his afternoon newspaper, he first looked to see Mussolini's latest | war moves, then turned to the finan- | foot over on the tread controlling the rear door. The car stopped, a passenger stepped off, but the door stayed open. There was & long pause as the motorman- conductor tried to attract his atten- tion. Then a polite fellow passenger told him if he would only remove his foot to some other location all would be well and he would be forgiven. This he did, resuming his reading. * ok ko AHBM! ‘WASHINGTON lady of extreme refinement, who has been rather active against repeal, went into a tea room the other day for lunch. Fish seemed to be the only thing on the menu which appealed to her and it proved to have many bones. She ate carefully, but alas, one lodged in her throat. There was much cough- ing and choking. She tried bread. She tried water, The waitress came along and gave her a pat on the back. She leaned over, looked into the lady’s face, and asked sympathetically, “What's the matter. dearie? You got the hic- coughs?™ Man Hides One Wife in Canyon. Having too many wives, Mirza Kar- ins of Modshinan, Tajikstan, solved | the problem by forcing one to live in a mountain canyon, hidden from the villagers. For six years the woman B—§ Earth's Warmth. 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The squirrels in McPherson Park and conduct singing in worshipful as- only State in the Union. semblies. The teacher of the fifth grade in }Chalmerx. Beatrice Creamery and Anaconda had been doing in the “My own experience has been that | a little country school in Stafford | market. Unconsciously, he got one WoobpwARD & LoTHROP PHoNE DIstriCcT S300 10™ 1™ F AnD G STREETS This is the time when you will be buying and wearing your Winter coat—so we feature this as Winter Coat Week. And, since your Winter coat is perhaps the most important single fashion purchase you will make, it is important that you select from a collection that not only offers you a particularly wide choice—but shows every chic detail —every smart way of handling the lux- urious furs—every new development in tailoring. Qurs is such a collection— here are the best-liked furs—Persian lamb, regal mink, kolinsky, beautiful silver fox and the smart cross fox, mole, lynx, beaver. 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