Evening Star Newspaper, March 11, 1935, Page 6

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A new one registered one evening for & week of piscatorial sport. Ac- cording to custom, the hotel proprietor took him over to the major for an introduction. “Maj. Wheat, this is Mr. Oates,” he said. Maj. Wheat and Mr. Oates laughed and shook hands. That evening a third guest. a traveling salesman, sought lodging fo» a night at the inn. After supper, Wheat and Oates sat down for a game of cards. The innkeeper joined them and was asked if he could supply a fourth for bridge. Good hostler that he was, he knocked on the door of the traveling sales- man and brought that gentleman to | the table. “Gentlemen,” he began, a mite amazed at what he was about to say, “I've got to introduce Mr. Hay!” * K K X SIGNS OF THE TIMES. N A HOUSE in the 900 block of Thirteenth street the following notice fairly shakes its head: “No rooms. “No beggars. “No peddlers. “No canvassers. “No agents. “Do not ring or knock.” ROM Ethiopia, “Buck” Bernie Wise, one time Business High School foot ball star, brings back a story that literally oozes. Back in 1930, soon after Emperor Hailie Selassie had been crowned at Addis Ababa, the Ethiopian war chief called for bids and demonstrations of machine guns. “Buck” then was traveling around the world with a machine gun under his arm and a “For Sale” sign hanging from the barrel. Came the morning for his demonstration before the Emperor and the war chiefs. Knowing he would have to “flop” on the ground to exhibit prone firing he wore some old dungarees. But he reckoned without imperial dignity. “Dress clothes only before the Em- peror,” minded him. Dress clothes it was. the American Minister re- | And so, with swallow tails flapping, boiled shirt buckling and pointed col- lar digging in his chin, “Buck” flopped before the Emperor into several inches of mud. It had been raining for several days before the demonstra- tlon. “Buck” didn’t mention a sale the other day while reminiscing. Al he said was, “That Abyssinian mud clings just like Virginia mud.” L LIKE GARDEN OF EDEN. HERE'S only one fruit tree in the White House back yard. It's an apple, and Thomas Jeffer- son planted it. * k% x FOR MOTHERS ONLY. . K. SHIPE, the lawyer, tells of his children running home from school, bolting through the door, throwing books, hats and coats left and right, the leader shouting: “Mother, we've got great news for you!” “What is it?” she asked. “We're home for four days—holi- days.” As it was raining, Mrs. Shipe col- lapsed. BIRD FANTASY EST cries of “false” this tale should mar, I say 'twas told but to The Star. It is a tale of work and strife And tells how ill luck stalks through life. A bird there was that built a nest Within the tree that it thought best. i And thereunto it carried straw And leaves and twigs, 'tis natural la 1t worked and worked for many days To build this home, a brood to raise. At last one twig to find it tried, One twig to bind that northern side. But twigs were scarce, a nesting boom Had used them all, birds sulked in gloom. Our bird at last a sliver found. 'Twas strong and white, a treasure round. Then to the nesting tree it flew. A moment now, it would be through. Once in the nest it chanced to scratch Against the tree, not “twig,” but match. A terrible warmth. a searing flame, The nest flared up. Now, who's to blame? The bird? It could not know of fire. ! Or man? The “twig” was his desire. SOVIETS HOLD LONG “FASCIST PROPHET” Heavy Industry Editorial Sees Concrete Danger in United States. By the Assoclated Press. MOSCOW, March 11.—Huey Long, the United States Senator, was held up to Soviet readers yesterday as a “Fas- cist prophet” in ‘an editorial in For Industrialization, the organ of heavy industry. “Without exaggerating the successes of Long, Coughlin & Co. (Father Charles E. Coughlin of Detroit) it is necessary to point out that the Fas- cist danger is assuming concrete form in the United States,” the paper said. “The organized charlatan society for sharing the wealth has spread its business to other States (than Louisi- ana). There are already capitalists who do not fear this promised sharing and are financing different organiza- tions of American Fascists.” Long’s political importance itself is a symptom of Fascist tendencies, said the paper, and his recent polemic against Gen. Hugh S. Johnson casts light upon events there. Johnson also has capitalist support, the paper declared, saying he .s backed up by Bernard Baruch, who represents a group trying to solve the economic crisis by “modernizing” capitalism. After referring to Father Coughlin as “Long’s twin,” the paper charged that Long made use of his humble origin to deceive the people of the lower classes. “His buffoonish thunderings against You Can Now Buy the New 1935 Studebaker Champion 5-Pass. Sedan for as little as $848 Delivered fully equipped ALBER & McNEIL, ' Studebaker Sales and Service 1418 P St. N.W. Dec. 1447 Open Sunday A WELL GIVE YOU A— LIBERAL ALLOWANCE For Your “"Model-T" Washer On This Up-To-The-Minute Electric .30 Plus small car- ruing charoe, if purchased ‘on the Budget Plan. 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