Evening Star Newspaper, August 6, 1930, Page 21

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C T WASH THE OLD LADY WASNT So TeMPERAMENTAL ! \weLy, WHAT Have |/ CUR SPECIALTY), ID BETTER PIAY IT SaFe SIR— HAM DONT FORGET) MY BOY, THE VERY FIRST TIME I CATCH YOU BUZZING AROUND AND ANOTHER THING, Aloysws £ MSGINIS, IM SIOK OF THIS UTOPIA INN, AND EATING Ham AND SPINACH! THE VERY NexT TIME THEY SHOVE A PLATE ofF Ham AND SPWNACH UNDER "y NOSE, IM GOWNG T GIVE A VER/ GOOD IMITATION OF VESUVIUS ON ONE OF ITS BAD DAys! MOMENTOUS ERRORS. —By BURTIS - THE TICKUSH: OLD GENTIEMAN WHO TRIED TO CARRY SOMF MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS IN HIS VEST POCKETS THIS EVENING. ONE MORE WHIFF OF HAM AND SPINACH AND SHE'LL WRECK THE WITH A COUPLE oF GOOD BONE-SETTERS WORKING ON You'! DONT GET AL STEAMED LP OVER NOTHING. IM ONLY INTERESTED N THIS CONTEST FRone (Copyright 1930, by The Associated Newspapers; REAUGHT DY A CURRENT 'HE LITTLE BOTTLE ONCE MORE STARTS OUT 'TO SEA TO BE NEAARR‘}Y RUN WN BY W. UCKS’ %ok‘crl't. BUT 1S BN Né"?xcnn BY ANYONE ON BOARD- A GOO® SAWOR HAS TO KNOW HOW | TO DO JusST GEE., CAP'N- Nou SLURE ARE HANDM WITH A NEEOLE - \ DWOWT KNOW NOU Y F\%\'\é-\\s\sa\g“ COuL® SEW [ SH N - ] FANDED \F \ LiKe THRT - IIORRR e | AWD THE MAKNNGS - A Miss Is as Good as a Mile. MOVIES AND MOVIE PEOPLE BY MOLLIE MERRICK. SHE WAS THE BEAUTIFUL SPANISH TYPE - IN FACT SHE WAS S0 SPANISH SHE WALKED wiTH AN ACCENT- SHE DRUGGED HM BY DROPPING A CAMPHOR BALL IN HIS GRAPEFRUIT, WHEN HE WOKE UP HE FOUND THAT HE HAD BEEN SHANGHAIED ABOARD A SWANBOAT IN THE PARIK LAKE- HIS PROUD FATHER MADE HIM GO To COLLEGE - BUT HE MADE UP HIS MIND HE would €SCAPE FRoOM THe SOPHOMORE CLASS AMD 6O STRAIGHT- TJCEE, T GOTTA GIVE UP THESC TRUE — Love STORIES BECAUSE T CRIED SO | MUCH MY RHEUMATISM CAME BACK: 1™ LAST . HOLLYWOOD, August 6 (NANA).|cree. At her side was the gentleman 5 = HE WAS A HAWDSOME ~1In the not so very long ago two young | Whom the whole Hollywood public knt;lw LIF(» A‘?'b- AND SHe | men of culture and distinction were;mr:,“f‘;,’}g:g’gujg;n;{‘Wfl" o OULDN'T SWiM ErHER quite popular with a certain set in the| “Here she comes!” nervously Whis- Hollywood colony. They were called by |pered the ancient producer. “What will their intimates gayly and somewhat|I say to her? s : ionically Hank Swanson and Jame Congratulate her,” sald the wag who o. WELL,woT's| 7 OH, I FORGOT,~ THE GOAT ™e CoUGHED UP THE ReD FwisH? | FLANNEL UNDERSHIRT AND THE HeRroO FLAGGED THE TRAIN = BoO was trying to get a job—not very suc- ] , cessfully. finances, in the main. Both young men | Leamed the white-haired mogus, = And, Teferred bitterly to their status as hus- | il fo the gentic In question, he bands of heavily courted and famous|2dded, “And you, women, and often at the tail end of| Then there are the two brother pro- parties they openly discussed with frank | qucers who are so suspicious of being Pathos the emptiness of their lives. | gverheard at their business machina- Monday Hank Swanson, better known | tjons that they take to the center of a g the bfl:aut-is{ee - chfo‘al]ia;sgw;‘mg large vacant lot near their studio for problem. a conference. agreed-to live apart in the future, but| with hilarious scenario writers and as s’ad nng},l;l:c )131' hg;‘::’;:eh:ll: B;‘;' | dialogue makers hooting discreetly from nounced. E j vindow: ) thing for this young marquis beyond nfflu th? skt ‘fl"' post as husband of one of the gl’ea_li A certain funster once agreed to do stars. He has known the colony’s|gags for Harry Cohn. The funster, so patronage—a not pleasant 1“121%%15 dit. l‘k:e story xoehx, was mx "fiemflus{o Io; ‘The other young man solve ~|the gags when completed. e foun ficulty by turning to playwrighting and | himself unable to get the $250 when the European travel. Fate closed the book | job was over. There seemed to be some for him ;n n‘emn ;huei:ufltgem at sor‘tu of a misunderstanding on the height of T glory 011y W e writer's part. ‘h'erheyl‘ Tepresent two of the most| He iRt bic) Hine: thetic stories the colony has ever | Hollywcod opening with the gag man at Enown. the microphone in one of the theaters. e | Up to him to call famous over to speal b to sefuiation shithe pfi‘::g’ et their “friends of the air” When he e are beco: 3 saw his enemy approaching he said in ay dtlmfi R — | the well known snnouncer's tone: “Well, foll nol y of any por- g t?fi\x;lnk ll:mhfl;h‘éfl“"‘::c &0': dL"&“&g{lmce lfog]ilng llangtright now, so I may becal as wel you,” ete. sensugys lure of the {amous Bow mouth. | ™ And he feels it was worth $250 to him. R e dien " clause by a (Copyright. 1930, by North American News- charming and hilarious lad who claims he was an onlooker at the event of Clara taking her sustenance that way at an afternoon tea where tea was ~While eating with a number of friends NODAMES scarce. in a restaurant at Logrono, Spain, re- E X s An anclent film magnate has con-|cently M. Amama died suddenly. His - \ ] tributed more humor to the saga of| friends took the body home and were i o - P 2 4 4 Hollywood than any other inhabitant. | laying it out preparatory to holding a Recently he was crossing his spacious vigil over it when the floor collapsed. studio lot when he saw approaching| Friends and corpse were precipitated him the beautiful blond wife of a fa- into the basement and one person was mous director who had just been| seriously injured and several others granted her interlocutory divorce de-|slightly hurt. Daily Cross-Word Puzzle Will Out in a|- True Story. Came a large PLENTY OF LANDING SPACE ! THIS 1Is Friends and Corpse in Plunge. MeNaught Syndteate. Tneu N Y. WOULDN'T IT BE B:flns IS A BETTER IF 1 AIMED 18D &L Gow AT TRE TREE To HoLe. ANow 5 TRE RIGHT ? SHQOT FOR THAT IT'S S0 MUCHA TREE “To LARGER 1 WOulLd “The LEFT BE_ MORE LIKELY To RITIT FREEMAN A Sharp- LETS TOSS o 4 WHAT WOULDJIA LIKE - UP TO SEE >, A PENNYS WORTHA WHOS GONNA JAWBREAKERS f&;w' S WORTHA s OR A NICKELS W/ < CHALKLIT CREAMS ? TO WHICH ONE OF US ALL 1S GONNA ACCORDIN’ . Prefix, form of “in.” . Heir. Petition. Base. Drunkard. . Male singers. . Pigs. . Moves to action. . Looks at. Canceled. . Armed war vessel, . Hurl. . Near the sea. . Venerate. United by freezing. . Journal. . Poems. An Etruscan god. Wooden pin. . Parent. . American linden. A longitudinal projecting strip. ;' Altar screen. 5 Superior worship of God. % Legendary bird. Auction. Killed. ;. Inclosures of poles for defense. Down. . Reddish purple color. Substances containing metals. Nothing. . Latin version of the antedating the Vulgate. 5. One having gigantic strength. Hebrew measure. A color. Scriptures 2. Seed container. A young girl making her first ap- pearance in society. More distant . One of a Teutonic tribe. Brought to a close. . Curious. Crag. | Live. | Bloom. . By. it o ANSWER TO YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE. B £\ RIE!) INVIE!| CILIE] A ST/ ER R AN lglilfi )| VI'“ mfi%figfi Frisk about. 9. Proverbs, . Soak up. . Vibrating sound. 2. Of the middle. Obliterated. . Undulating surfaces. . Kind of nut. . Pecuniary penalties. . Noble. . Dip slightly into water. Free. 7. Revolving part. Plump. Guide. . Rod used for beating time. Printer’s measures. . Paths along which heavenly bodies move. - Plows and harrows without seed- g. . Back. . Guessed. Roman magistrates. . Communes in Greece. . Jew of an ascetic sect. . Social system. . Wounds, . Danger. . Scourge. . Ballot. . Pastry. . Wicked. . ‘Make lace. WHERE AT NUH VOLKS? BEENJ HpH H By SLHUNTLEY Pa’s Inten- OH, AND WE FOUND E7 SOME OLD CLIFF DWELLINGS' AND INDIAN TOMBS _THEY, WERE. THE. MOST INTERES NS THINGS YOU CAN \\"’\f@\v\ys. ¥ THE WALLS WERE § JUST COVERED WITH THE QUEEREST HIEROGLYPHICS