Evening Star Newspaper, March 2, 1930, Page 117

The Sunday Star, WASHINGTON, D. C, SUNDAY MORNING, MARCH 2, 1930. OH- WHY DID 1 EVER ‘ MARRY A BUM LIKE MY PEOPLE WARNED ME AGAINST HIM MY sTARS! THE MAN DUMPED THAT LOAD OF COAL OVER BY THE FENCE AND NOW VWE GOT TO GO GET SOME BUM AND PAY HIM A COUPLE OF DOLLARS TO MOVE \T INTO THE BASEMENT. DOLLARS WILLIAM WiLL BE DELVGHTED TO MOVE \T. HIT OLD UNCLE WILLIE HIK1 IN THE EYE AND MAKE HIM CRY! YEH- T KNOW \T- UNCLE WILLIE'S ALWAYS BEEFIN' BECAUSE WYOu DIDN'T PAY NO ATTENTION N TO THE\R ADVICE. WELL,BLESS HIS HEART 1 JUST CANT IMAGINE WILLIAM WORXING HARD ENOUGH TO BUST A SHOVEL - AT CAN [ HE BUSTED SAY, MAMIE, UNCLE WILL\E WANTS ANOTHER SHOVEL - HE BUSTED £ WI\LL\E MULLINS, MY DEAR L\TTLE i 7 ! WOUL GET UP ON CIRL, PLEASE : N YOUR LAZY FEET BE REASONABLE. / e AND F YOU AINT T'VE BEEN DREAMING CANT YOU SEE GOT THAT Jo®B THAT I AM \ Fvis THAT I MOVED ALL THAT COAL INTO B PerC e COMPLETELY THE BASEMENT, MISS SCHMALTZ EXHAUSTED? ¥ : DEARIE . GETS HOME W\ 4 AND 1T JUST GOT KNOCK YOU \NTO ME ALL TIRED _ SOME MORE SILLY & OREAMS. aee wrz! —YOU MEAN TO SAY I CAN THROW Al THNS COAL AT NYOU FER NOTHIN'? I QUGHTA CHARGE YOUSE A DIME FER THREE THROWS LIKE THEY DO AT YOU'RE ME FAVO RATE . EMMY SAID SHE NOTICED A COUPLA WELL TELL HER HUNKS OF COAL WHICH | T'VE QOT A FEW YOUL LEFT OUT OM PIECES HERE N THE WALK THAT ME EYE, WHICH BELONGS TO HER, SHE CAN HAVE