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30 OMAN’S PAGE.’ THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, v1929. FEATURES. ‘The saying that little children should seen but not 'd is one of the axioms that find few followers at pres- ent. Not only is this an age of youth, but of children asserting themselves. Tt 18 true that in bygone days the adage ‘was often adhered to too rigidly. One case comes to mind where a this reason, until one saw her alone or with those of her own age. Then she blossomed out and expressed herself adequately enough. As a matter of fact, she really had quite pronounced ide: Perhaps, had she been brave enough to express them before her parents or their friends, she would have been rebuffed or silenced with frowns and reprimands. This is & most exceptional case in these days, however. It is amazing how some mothers will permit little children to interrupt conversations by their prattle of childish things when callers | directed toward him or her and not to the neighbor or stranger. Another example comes to mind of this very thing. When the. mother had a caller her little boy invariably rushed into the room and lavished caresses and kisses on his mother. She accepted them in good faith and thus had her attention so diverted from what was cerned. Sometimes children will insist upon playing in and out of & room in which mother is entertaining caller. The themselves HOWEVER ATTRACTIVE A CHILD MAY BE, IF SHE IS ALLOWED TO | BREAK INTO CONVERSATIONS WHEN SHE ENTERS A ROOM SHE | APPEARS AT A DISADVANTAGE. young girl was expected to listen and not intrude her ideas into the conver- sation, and so obedient was she that in the presence of older folk she sat as one dumb even after her parents would have wished her to take part. | The child appeared & bit stupid for ' Since the small-sized bills made their appearance there has been considerable wise-cracking about it which to a cer: tain extent was to be expecte few who were for- tunate enough to obtain first issues promised that they would preserve them as souvenirs for the years to come. Most- of those whom we have met since that _they spent the money. Our grandpar- ents and in some cases our parents, ‘were accustomed to small paper money known as frac- tional currency, ENGLISH MONEY |S| Not a | | modern living conditions. The Sidewalks of Washington BY THORNTON FISHER. in a way that will be unsuspected, but | few callers do not see through such actions and usually a mother does, for- tunately. Much of the assertion of children place to call their own, some place in which they can play without being called to account for interrupting or be silenced in the midst of their play. The reasons are many and varied for the dominating qualities of children, and not all of them are faults of either parents or children, but are due to Parents have to beé lenlent and children have to be helped to respect the time and the duties and also the pleasure of their elders. (Copyright, 19 My Neighbor Says: To clean & white felt hat make a paste of magnesia and water and put it on the hat with a brush. Allow the paste to dry and then brush it off. is preferred. Let the paint dvy thoroughly before putting on the enamel. 1t the outside of a hot-water boller becomes discolored it may be cleaned with a solution made of 10 cents worth of oxalic acid (poison) and one quart of water. Apply it with a woolen cloth. Wear heavy gloves when using the acid. It is & mistake to buy cheap combs. Buy those with teeth that are fine, strong and rounded. i ‘sich questions as dat would upset | any system of theéology.' " *E K ¥ Aproj of foolish and unimportant ques‘:lox':: the following is told of & colored regiment w'l‘flcr‘l |\us‘ M‘B"lgl)‘cll b e chaplain in A history, of which the soldiers evinc- ed a desire for knowledge. “Who was the oldest man asked the chaplain. “Adam, I reck- on,” said one of the soldlers. “No,” said the chaplain, “Adam was not the oldest man. He was the first man.” Please, sir," said the oldest man “Some folks figure that the best way to get an honest living is to take it away from an honest fellow.” (Copyright. 1920.) Puds Simkins cam: back from his ants house in the country yestidday, and he had all his pockits full of little bits of green apples, and I was sitting on his frunt steps tawking to him and he took out one of the apples and started to eat it, me saying; Hay, they aint to eat, green appies aint to eat. And he finished the apple and pulled out another one and started to eat it, saying, Of course if your too delicate to eat a teeny little green apple, thats diffrent, nobody’s asking you to. ‘Whose delicate? I sed. If I coudent eat more green apples than you, or any other color apples either, Id resign from the werld, I sed. And I started to prove it by eating 2 every time he ate one, the result being I ate 10 in about 5 minnits, and all of a sudden I got a fearse pane on the inside of my stummick, and I grabbed a hold of the outside, saying, Owtch, | darn the luck, I mite of knew this would happen, I told you you awtent to eat green apples. Well what the heck, I havent got a pane, Puds sed, and I sed, Well I have, | owteh, gosh shang the luck, this just serves me rite, owtch; bleeve me if I ever get rid of this pane its the last saying. Well Im glad thats gone. ' _ me I wouldent wunt to go th. .u life feeling like that. Maybe it wasent the apples at all, m:lybe it was just a coincidents, Puds sed. Wich I waited about 5 minnits for luck and then I ate 2 more just to show I was broad minded. Proving the ony way we lern any- thing is by experience and a lot of the :nmleh v:e dont even pay any attention 0 that. Home in Good Taste BY SARA HILAND, ‘The more we can get into our homes [or apartments without crowding the happier we modern furnishers seem to be: and in order to satisfy this peculiar little whim, it is necessary to hav things as compact 88 possible. We are not surprised to see beds come out of closets, appear magically where a bookcase or fireplace stood, and E‘, I Maybe When a Big Man Lets a Little Woman Boss Him It is Because He Really Likes 1t—Or Perhaps He Wants Peace. WHY are men afraid of their wives? Why do men stand for being henpecked? A man asks these questions. A bachelor, of course, because no married man will admit that he is afrald of his wife or th?l, he is henpecked, although ' probably 50 per cent of the husbands in the class of society above that in which | wife-beating is a common indoor sport live in terror of their masters’ voices and | why do they use such elaborate subterfuges to explain why they have to stay downtown of an evening occasionally? Why do they have to have wife's O. K. on all their comings and goings? Why do they not dare to ask an old friend to make a visit without consuiting wife as she asks people to visit her without consulting husband? Why do they live where wife says instead of where husband wants to? Why, when there is a difference of opinion on any subject, do they compromise by doing wife's way? As a matter of truth, far more men are afrald of their wives than wives | On the contfary, away from home they are as brave as lions and rulers of those about them. They are men who command armies. Men who rule over thousands of employes in big enterprises. Men who maintain an iron discipline on ships. Men who dare death in the air every day. Men who have led forlorn hoges on battlefields. Men who have had the moral strength to stand up and fight for unpopular principles. Men who don’t know what it is to be afraid of ll;ydthlnl on earth but the little two-by-four women to whom they are married. I . . T is easy to understand why a woman endures being tyrannized over and | nagged by her husband and never permitted to have a particle of personal | But the henpecked man has no such reason for enduring the domestic persecutions to which he is subjected. He can make a living anywhere. He can get up and leave on any of the forty-seven trains that pull out from the | station every day, and so why he stays and suffers is one of the insoluble | problems of ‘matrimony. i Sometimes when I see a big. gentle, kind, broad-minded man putting up ! with the exactions of a little, petty, narrow-gauged woman, I think that the | reason he endures it is because he really likes it. It is sort of a hangover of the mother complex, somehow. The little-boy spirit in him that has never died and that wants some woman to boss him and tell him about what to eat and | changing his shoes when he gets his fect wet and warning him not to get run over by automobiles when he crosses the street. He doesn't resent having his wife pick out his clothes for him and buy his i neckties and walk before him and say: “Henry, sit there”; or, “Henry, come up here,” because he is accustomed to obeying a woman. Probably if we had the background of henpecked husbands we would find that most of them had dominant mothers. Anyway. it is significant that nearly every man who is bossed by his wife calls her “mam: Another reason that men submit to being henpecked is that they have a ! holy horror of scenes, and they will suffer anything rather than go through w0 a mere sodden pulp of acquiscence. And the man knows this also. He knows that he cannot argue with a | maniacal creature who i shricking abuse at him and that the quickest way to shut up a erybaby I8 to give it what it wants. Therefore, he just gives in to :z::y‘::r;:ulnx:adbl; dflr{lnfldr;{hn‘; mn(n g0 through scenes that leave him | n soul and bleeding from a hi selfish creature he s married to has dealt nim. 0 "OUnde the cruel and | NDOUBTEDLY., though, the main reason that men endure being henpecked is because they want peace at any price at home. All day long in their | work in the outside world they are waging a never-ending fight for money, for | position, for success. They are struggling with might and main to hold their | own, to protect their interests, to maintain their position, and the end of day finds them exhausted in mind and body, with no more scrap left in them. | They long only for rest and surcease of the battle, and whe: y they ‘cannot. fight, again with a wife who is determined to have pre about everything and to rule her household with a rod of iron. ;anxl\;;uu husband runs up the white flag s folds. g0 home | own way So the poor, of surrender and takes refuge under | It is one of the little ironies of lif a man is the more sure he is to b Such & man is so filled with pity e that the stronger, the wiser, the nobler | ‘}o;‘e:‘tf:c:;fl.u" he . bossy woman. | ness, of heart and soul and understanding of the woman who :‘.'A"’n'?.’{f’f;re'.i’fm I: bending his neck to her voke that he cannot fight back at her. He feels it | would be like a giant striking 2 child, and 50 he submits to her petty tyrannies and hides what he thinks of her in his heart DOROTHY DIX. (Copyririt. 1020) 5 — Straight Talks to Women About Money BY MARY ELIZABETH ALLEN. Vultures, we mean the human kind, |them as they would winged vultures. | i | lead sad and empty existences. i all of their own doing, too. ! Almost every one knows a vulture, Tt is & man or woman who expects some day to inherit part or all of some rich relative’s fortune. It is It is inconceivable to many of us that persons can wait 20 or 30 years | | to enjoy life, when by their own efforts | | they might be achieving independence | |and comforts and pleasures. The richest legacy is not worth one’s Living is postponed | youth nor one’s middle age. It is material reverses intrude and obstruct | When E. C. Yeatman of Washington covered 311% miles in 24 hours over the Conduit road course, breaking all records. NANCY PAGE Yellow Custard with Orange Whenever Nancy heard mothers com- plaining that their children would not take milk she felt like saying, “You don't know how to make milk taking interesting and different. That's the real trouble.” The baby was now getting cooked cereal and usually Nancy cooked that in part milk and part water. Then | there was plenty of top milk on the cereal. Joan had weak cocoa and that was made with milk after the cocoa had been cooked to a paste in water. The vegetables often had milk put over them. Then there were custards and junkets and blanc manges and of course bread and milk. But a favorable combination for all the family except chilled, soft custard with oranges and sliced bananas in its depths. When Nancy made this, even Peter passed back his sherbet glass for a second helping. Nancy put two cups of milk in a double boiler and let it get hot. Into this she stirred one tablespoonful of cornstarch blended with a little cold milk. When the mixture had cooked for 20 minutes she poured it slowly over ORANGE CU/TAIR {wo egg yolks beaten with six table- the baby was a| 1:?::?::?::' nTjre“:lol\:snn:;‘ r.n:?;\r:gn wn"}: wipe their feet on the doormats before they enter their wives' houses. | oull!og: Olfnfl:'fle ;Jt::ce]f: ul;ll;e :e:::é:c | G L LD Of course, men will deny this, but if they are not afraid of their wives T Joe el G speon ey v | to_be performed. | Children Who Atiract Attention oy 2o e} raeme ||| WHO REMEMBERS? MILADY BEAUTIFUL BY LYDIA LE BARON WA'-KE.I. I.‘:‘;x;::av:: Doro thy Dlx :':‘I:‘u"’;"';, Ru:l'er?;c;. :‘ :nmll."g'm“, BY LOIS LBEDS.-—— Vacation Beauty Kit. Manufacturers of beauty alds are always presenting clever, new methods in their flelds, and the home beauty culturist can glean many useful ideas from these sources. One such idea that is easy to adapt to one's vacation beauty kit is represented by the rub- berized headband and cape that are included in a beauty box for week ends, which is being :old by one of the lead- | ing makers of cosmetics. cut off to form a short cape or bib and tucked around the neck to protect one's frocks while fresh make-up is being applied. The headband is a necessary adjunct to milady's beauty kit because it protects the hair while make-up 1s being applied and removed or while the face is being washed. It is just a wide strip from the upper part of the apron. large jar for cold cream or a bottle of cleansing ofl, a suitable skin lotion and powder base, face powder, rouge, lip- stick, a deodorant powder or cream, clean absorbent cotton and gauze or paper tissue squares to remove cream A soothing lotion for sunburn or mos- quito bites might come in handy. An ?Mnngent tollet water would be refresn- ng. All these needful things may be bought ready-made, but those of my BY LULU HUNT PETERS, M. D. beauty aids will find the following recipes helpful: Cleansing ofl—Two ounces sweet ofl, one apd one-half ounces oil of sweet almonds, two drams cologne water five drops tincture of benzoin. Skin balm and powder base—One- half ounce quince seed, seven ounce: rosewater, one ounce glycerin. two ounces alcohol, one teaspoonful fine powdered borax, 10 drops oil of bay, o O Wi My il i are afrald of their husbands. Far more men are bossed by their wives than | long enough to fit around the head possipte. 1t was not for some Hme| | J IT'TLE BENNY | | wives are vossea R e baras ruost: g queer part sbout it is that these snugly with an elastic Insert and three e e subjugated men who meekly do their wives' bidding are not pusillanimous ap Insteners at the end. L | affectic cur‘rencl;. hild weaklings without the courge to put up a fight or the backbone to stand up have a I = - t should, of course, e e T T ol for their rights, as one might suppose them to be. have & large mirror set into the inner | 1 drops oil of rose. Soak the quince cqurtesy and its effect upon all con- OO cramere should be a | geed in rosewater for 24 hours, stran off the seeds and slowly mix the other ingredients. The borax should be dis- solved in & little of the rosewater be- fore being mixed with the other things. Shake well. The lotion may be thinned with more rosewater if desired. Tollet water—Four ounces rosewater. one ounce cologne water, one gram borax, two drams glycerin, five drops tincture of benzoin. Soothing lotion—Two ounces lime- { Who sed so? Puds sed, and I sed,| liberty or even to say that her soul is her own. It is because she is financially o v water, four ounces olive oil. | comes from living in close QUAILErS. |yye)) holey s-mokesnpverymdy knows | dependent on him. She has to put up with the sort of treatment he accords her | For Accent readers who prefer to mix their own ' (Copsright, 1929) | They have to become used to D'aylflxl that. Nobody is sippose to eat green | because he is her meal ticket and shopping account and she has no way of | about ]v:ilth(o‘lfe; loll: h‘; |‘hr lrot:mvplm: apples. 1 know I aint suppose to, I sed. | supporting herself, and she concludes that it is better to be bossed than it is BY FLORE! l - then older folk have to be lenient. Poo 2 v to be starved. | littis folk! They meed to have some| L.cil you aint everybody, Puds sed, eait. DIET AND HEALTH Wry Neck. 1 sat | “Why the snub today, Louise? | a few seats away from you in the same | ToW at the theater. Thought you saw me when I came in, but after that, never once did you look my way.” “Oh, dearfo. I'm sorry. I never saw you. I had the worst wry neck I ever had in my lfe. Couldn’t turn my head! | Thank goodness it didn't last long. Haven't the faintest idea how I got it.” | There are very few who haven't ex- | perienced what is called by the layman “wry” neck. In reality, the usual “wry" neck is simply a stiff neck due to a alight inflammation of the neck mus- The technical name for the real wry neck is torticollis. The condition may be a congenital one (born with it), or | it may be acquired after birth, at any | age. In the congenital type, there iz a shortening of the sternomastoid muscle which goes from the sternum (the mid- dle bone of the chest) to the mastoid | region (in back of the ear). (Other | side head muscles may be involved.) | Whether this shortening is caused by | a contract:'re from inflammation of the | muscle due to birth injury. or whether | it is due to some injury to the spine, | cannot always be known. If it is of slight degree the condition sometimes can be overcome by the very persistent methodical stretching of the shortened - muscle in babyhood (Abt). (The doctor must do this) If it is marked the treatment is operative. The shortened muscle is divided and the head prevented from movement by & fil;.aur of paris cast or splints for some e. | The acquired form is due to an in-| flammation of the muscles of the neck. | 1t may originate from suppurating ears, | or other infections in the head, or from | taking cold or from strain from some | unusual exercise overdone. First vis- | itors to New York frequently get it from admiring the tall buildings! The be- ginning is usually rather sudden and may be accompanied by fever and other signs of mild infection. The treatment is hot applications (compresses or elec- tric light), massage ahd attention to| the general hygiene. | Occasionally the acute form may be- | come chronic o that the sternomastoid muscle is permanently shortened, and | in these cases the operation also has | Not infrequently a baby is brought | Questioning will disclose that his crib | | bonated waters same direction to see the window or light. (Babies instinctively turn to the light just as plants do.) Changing the position of the crib o chair corrects s. “Are carbonated ters, moderate amounts, harmful? “MRS. A" No, Mrs. A. Instead, they are bene- ficlal if they are standard brands, for they are made of pure materials. Car- frequently act as sedatives to upset stomachs. During camping trips when the purity of the water supply is doubtful, it is wise to carry some carbonated water along. taken in Brass beds may be successfully | |time Im going to do anything I been cles—a myositis (myo—muscles; itis— | © ——— ISR SO, painted if given two coats of flat | | told not to. with one. Which is a fact that the tyrannical wife soon discovers and upon infiammation), not. the real wiy neck, | | P M H i white inside paint, then two coats Wich just then the pane left just the | Whi"i1 she acts. 8he knows that she has only to stage a spell of hysterics or to in which the head is twisted to one ost Mortem Ilonors. | | of light or dark enamel, whichever [ jsame as If it had never been there, m~' -0 On the waterworks in order to get what she wants and reduce her husband | side as well as stiff. jo———— ————0 ‘When Homer slept beneath the stone nine cities claimed him for their own. But while alive he used to tread in scarch of wienerwurst and bread, and when a handout he received the sad- eyed giver mourned and grieved that any man should waste his time produc- ing bales of locoed rthyme when farmers clamored all the day for husky men to put up hay. and there were alwavs strong demands for laborers and sec- tion hands. We can imagine Homer's woe when worthy men denounced him 80. No doubt he often felt himself that he were better on the shelf, and doubt- less he'd at times desire to take an ax and bust his lyre and get a job with spades and picks or carrying a ton of bricks. He jogged around from town to town, and every village turned him down: men had no use for verse in- { spired: but good dogcatchers were de- sired; they laughed to scorn the gifted bard, they needed men to render lard Nine cities scorned his noble runes, and told him he was full of prunes. His silly jingles did no good, he should be busy sawing wood. Discouraged, short of bread and ple, he sought a hole in which to die, and one fine morning it was learned that he was dead, his toes up- turned. And then nine cities all at once discovered that he was no dunce. but was by far the greatest man they'd ever had a chance to scan. They claimed the honor of his birth, their scrapping startled all the earth. but Homer didn't care a red for all the row, for he was dead. So many gifted men must croak before they cease to be a joke! WALT MASON. (Copyright, 1929.) from the target, and no men are aboard o spoonfuls of sugar and a speck of salt. | o - H 4] nother soldier, until the relative's death, needless to repeat the many platitudes This w v to the doctor's office with a homemade | H. M. S. Centurian, the target ship of - ot} exonangs was | who was de oldest Sometimes such relatives attain dis- (about the value of time. Time, of | cooked for-one minute or wntl ‘the| QIaBnosis of wry neck. because the child | the British Atlantic fieet, is now being called “shin_plasters” by some. In man®" appointing longevity, sometimes re-|course, is valueless unless it is used | custard coated the silver spoon. Then | S¢emS to turn his head very much controlled by wireless from a destrover 1874 paper representing two bits or 25 “Methuselah was marriages, or new alliances, or even |to some advantage. In other words, & | it was removed fsom fre. ' teaspoon: | Oftener to one side than fo the other. | which travels at a distance of one mile cents was in circulation, and also 10 lived to the age of 969 yea vulture may waste two-thirds of his or | the hopes of the vulture. her_existence while “waiting.” | ful vanilla added. When it was cool or high chair is placed in such a way | the target ship when shots are fired 5 50.cent paper . Nanc; ut in the skinless pulp from | | !‘;i')‘l‘: x:xrbrx;;&u’l’rhey were 2bg\'xtl The audience had barely flr:’l!she‘d"o: We know preity well what the vul-| This is not A pleasant subject to! two g’m‘x’mes And & Yipe banans’ whicn | that he has to turn his head in the ' at it. 31, by 2 inches in dimensions. | pressions of wonder l\vhenlm E l‘"&or tures 1_)1mk. but how about their bene- | think about or write about, but it is | had been sliced exceedingly thin. This Those who have had occasion to on the outer circle in a lou pe! factors? Some of the latter may be time we gave it our attention and looked | was chilled and served plain. On com- handle French paper money are fa miliar with its fragile texture. It tear: easily unless well protected. English money, which is ever a puzzle to the is probably the | ejaculated: “Mister, did old Mrs. Mum- thuselum live to be dat old, too? Picnic F oods made possible by prepared sandwich | to find that a single table (or what ap- pears to be one) has beneath it three or four smaller ones, which when spread | and sofa: flattered by sychophantic vultures and |t it frankly and candidly. Those of be gratified by their attentions. But|us who are one day to be “carrion” we think for the most part they regard | can easily turn vultures into useful and | happler ways. Money may be made to do wondrous and lacking in interest in life. Vultures pany occasions for adults Nancy topped it with whipped cream. ! Grown-ups might like cake ing a stamped, self-addressed | H RIS ‘ traveling American, | about, add to the comfort and pleasure n N : things, but it is certain) | | with this dessert. Write to Nancy . . WHOLEWHEAT GINGER BREAD tures, are exceptionally heavy in the gy 00" ang though vou may enjoy | ‘Therefore, we are not at all aston- envelope, asking for her leaflet 3 by 3 b ot onl, ‘heat tl 5 S e Pays | mokihg your own favorite mixtures at|juned 1o see what looks lke & single | Butter, one-third cup. [ yenis b simip ,,v',‘:.’“fif,’t",},f,’,'n,'h:.flf:jl on standard cakes. He buys hlsl‘ newspapers with them. The decimal system not being in use, the visitor is bewildered. Half crowns, florins and) scvereigns are just s0 many coins to him, and he leaves much to the hon- esty of the tradesman and merchant for the correct change. He seldom is disappointed. home, you will find it a great conven ience during the pienic season to have a reserve supply of jars of specially pre- pared fillings. There are a number of other excellent food preparations in jars or cans that may be kept on hand to save the trouble of last-minute shopping when a plenic is planned in a hurry. For the traditional “hot dogs” there tray open up and form three surfaces. Can you imagine anything more ideal for serving refreshments at the im- promptu bridge game or to just a cou- ple of callers in the afternoon? : This tray is made of German sil. °r with a fine hammered surface and folds up into the neat little article shown in the lower part of the picture. Linen Boiling water, two-thirds cup. Dark molasses, one cup. g, one. Wholewheat flour, three fourths cups. three teaspoons. poon. | their prize they are unable to enjoy it. Vulturism is its own punishment, {and no more cruel one may be devised. It must be maddening to many at the dusk of life to realize how much richer in every way life might have been if they had worked rather than waited for fortune. two and Potato Devil's Food. lnCl’ell‘n one-fourth cupful of shorten- 8. and one-fourth squares of unsweetened chocolate melted and half a cupful of mashed potatoes. Mix well. Add one Add one cupful of sugar, two \give Ginger, one teaspoon. Powdered cloves, one-fourth teaspoon. MAKES TWO ONE-POUND CAKES. egg yolk, three-eighths cupful of milk, a pinch of salt and one and one-fourth cupfuls of flour sifted with two tea- spoonfuls of baking powder. Beat this well. Add half a cupful of finely chop~ ped walnuts, one teaspoonful of vanilla are large or small jars of Vienna sau- sages and frankfurters, or if you prefer and are willing to pay more, there are jars of imported German frankfurter: To be sure, frankfurters sold ‘“loose are less expensive than any of the scarfs, all in the same shade or in three distinct colors, may be made for the three surfaces. In the hands of clever manipulators money has been caused to play strange pranks. Slick-fingered gentry could make three bills grow right before one's eyes from a single bill. In the days Lessons in English BY W. L. GORDON. of the old and well-rid dance halls, a patron might hand a waiter & 10-dol. lar bill in payment for his evening. The waiter would return with the change. The amount due, let us say, was $6. The servitor would count the money out into the hand of the patron ‘who observed that he received $4. Ther could be no mistake about it for hadn' he witnessed the transfer with his own | es? But the hands of the waiter were quicker than the victim's eve. Had the victim counted the money again he would have discovered, to his dismay, that he had been shortchanged. This was frequently accomplished by doub- ling one of the bilis so that it produced the effect of two. Paiming money was an_art practiced by the sharpers, t00. ‘The remarkable part of their skill was the fact that the victim would have testified on 6ath that he had seen the correct. cmnn‘w‘len to him. e A small moving truck was stuck in the mud during a recent rain. On the side of the vehicle, in conspicuous. but crude fashion, were painted the words, “We Move Anythln‘." “Oh, yeah?” exclaimed an unsym- pathetic motorist as he drove by the unfortunate owner and his helper, who were vainly endeavoring to extricate themselves. * ok k % One of our local ministers was ex- plaining to a friend that without faith human hopes would perish and the uni- verse fail to progress. “The ocean voyager does not ques- tion the skipper,” said the clergyman. “He would not think of ssking to see the captain's credentials nor éxamine the engines that propel the great ship through the sea. - “The trouble with most of ‘us is that we confuse non-essentials with the fun- damentals. Many people bring misery to themselves because they persist in inquiring into things that have no bear- ing on their lives. “This recalls a colored preacher who during a sermon, said: ‘My- brethren, when the first man, Adam, was made he was made of wet clay and sit up agin the fence to dry.’ ‘Just a minu exclaimed one of the congregation. ‘Do Tomie ot "wer clay and Set up agin the made of wet clay an up ai ry?' ‘Yessah, I most certainly does” ‘Who. den. made the fence? S down, sah,’ sald the preacher stexn- fence to d |eat breakfast in the open. | ! canned sort, but the difference in price is often well spent for the satisfaction of having them on hand wheén you want them. Potted chicken, which may be used in sandwiches, with the addition of let- tuce if you like, may be had in large or small jars or cans. Canned corned beef cut into thin slices makes a heartier sort of sandwich that appeals to the veteran picnicker. And now there is canned corned beef hash, just the thing to serve with poached eggs when you get up betimes in the morning to | You may add to your 1ist potted or deviled ham or tongue for sandwiches, or, if you prefer, a tin of canned ham or canned tongue, which may be sliced for sand- wiches. Deviled chicken and turkey are | icnic delicacies offered by one of the meat canners. For your picnic coffee canned or con- densed milk should not be forgotten. If you do not want to go to the trouble of making coffec at the picnic, then have on hand a tin or so of crystallized or powdered prepared coffe¢ that needs only the Mdmoen of bolling water to make a palatablé beverage. A can of Boston brown bread should not be forgotten. If you like to serve it hot, it may be put into a kettle of water over your ¢Ampfire long enough to_heat 1t through. Instantaneous chocolate, which may be made into & delicious drink merely by the addition of heated evaporated milk and water, may appeal to you. ‘There are various salad dressings, made with the addition of pimiento, other vegetables and spices, which may be used to give relish to meat or lettuce sandwiches. As these dressings soak into the bread, they should be carried unopened to the picnic and added just before servini Mushroom Consomme. ‘When cooking frésh mushrooms, save the peel and stems. Chop them fin: and keep them dry in a cool place in a covered jar. Make some ordinary con- somme, only chop the vegetables fine MOTHERS AND THEIR CRILDREN. Amateur Detective. One Mother Says: . This is an idea which any mother with a noisy boy may find practical, as it certainly helped my son to a little less noisy. David had a habit of running up or downstairs and mak- ing just about as much noise as it would be possible ‘to make, banging doors at either end of the journey. Repeated correction had no result so one day I said to him, “Why not be a detective shadowing a make-believe burglar?” It worked wonderfully well! He comes up stairs or lgel down them so quietly it is almost startling at times and not only amuses him but is actually teaching him to mount or descend stairs without having the whole house vibrate every time he does it. (Copyright 1929.) When M. Laurent-Eynac, the French and saute in butter before adding to the stock. Clear and strain the stock, then add one tablespoonful of the mushroom powder to six cupfuls of consomme. Serve with & tablespoonful of whipped cream in each cup, ~ air minister, recently noticed that in a list of airmen nominated for the Legion of Honor and submitted to him for aj proval, the name of ;e Eynac was included immediately struck it off the list. ut. Laurent- (¢ Melt butter in the boiling water. Add the molasses. Stir until dissolved. Take from fire and cool. Then add the egg well beaten. 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