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THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. €. THURSDAY, MARCH 21, 1929.° erson sets out to cha a man—that | that T've fallen in love with. I should b b 2 b ks d the like, ai A th home with ‘ = olchnE At |55 T ot want him changea.” soud| Do ctmaster's Faith in Maxim Foils e e o b g et 1 THE EVENING STORY | vmiowscaras =" """ when T spoke as I did—-"" THE END. | So it was a sad band of robber: | Bm“SWI[ | “But who on earth would want to Coaeri Bl Expert Cracksmen, Wl‘lo Get Mere $250 which finally and disgustedly left town with the $2.50. Citizens who claim the marry an angel?” asked the girl with | Earli : 4 g . Ak arliest Artifi i the sweet brown eyes. “Think how tir- | cial Silk, heard the e of splintering wood a ] Paper-Pattern Husband. il‘;lnre'!nf my };{’ and hlave spent &c g_r-ht- ing it would be to always know just| As far as can be ascertained the first | SPecial Dispatch to The Star. | Postmaster Harrison Tyler is much |the robbers battered in the doof, anc | ers ¢ THINK." said the girl with the DR E LR what he would dg or say under a given | fo meke artificial silk was Joseph W UPPERVILLE, Va., March 21.—Rob- | in favor of the maxim, “A word to the | who passed it up as merely a “co ey | D L el You kbR moMihim | o e ooy sy welliatter thie GhRtge | Onwald,” beganiPhe elderly matron: fal by forcing the pulp of wood and | tered in the door of the post office here | of the misfortune of his friend Wil |FiEHGEEE TACTe 0 FERCS ! over again into a little different | ., 5 . s ‘ ‘Change Orwald?” echoed the girl | cotton through a series of fine holes, | with tools siolen from the nearby black=| Goode down at Aldie, whose place was | Postal authoritles are investigating= man.’ Oh, T know—T know all that,” ad- | with the sweet brown eyes. “Why. I|the composition taking the form of a |smith shop and very industriously blew | robbed of $700 and destroyed by fire | the two recent ol el T think” mimicked the elderly ma- | Mitted the elderly matron. “I was not | wouldn't change a hair of his head. the | thread as it was exuded. ‘This was |the safe were rewarded for their “efforts | Saturdas, $100 anch destroyed By £C SC SWO TeeCHb TOICLIES Ne SITRp S trom, T S on are marrying Oswald | CHAnged one bit, either. ‘But when a |sweetheart, why—it's Oswald as he is'afterward woven into a fabric. | with the smail sum of $2.50. e h\“a]}l:li‘lo:ml‘;lr("llll::ilg:ctsgnr‘(‘ip% e b Sunge Jour ming before i I8 00 tate. The NATION A LS e=m=m===Corner 7th & H Streets N.W. The NATIONAL | | intruders more to perpetrate the rob Husbands are not molded like so much | gelatin, nor are they cut over as by a paper pattern. “When I married Edward I had little changes planned—it was something like taking an old frock and making some- thing brand-new out of it—it couldn’t be done to look exactly like what I had planned. Edward smoked before we were married, and I planned gently and sweetly in my virginal mind how I| would appeal to him and sway, him | over. I started in all right, but the| very first thing he stopped, according to d I was frightfully sorry.” echoed the girl with the sweet brown eyes wonderingly. . said the elderly matron Edward was used to smoking, and when he gave it up he was as cross as a bear. There was really no living with him at all. If I squeaked a door or played the piano it rasped his nerve so that he would nearly go to pieces. “At last, in order to get some joy out of life myself, I urged him to begin smoking again. “And he did?” prodded the girl with the sweet brown eyes. “He did not,” sadly responded the| elderly matron. “He said that he be-| lieved his general health was a great | deal better for not smoking, although | he was nervous. He said that in time | no doubt that nervousness would pass | and he'd be all right. I had to plead with him urgently before he would agree to take a cigar. Then he said that he believed a pipe would be less harmful to his general health than cigars, and so he started on a pipe— and if you know anything about smok- ™y ing you know what a pipe is, how they . smell and are always lying around | A . w / where y&?‘ dun']t w-n: them ;een: ho;v il - a man takes a long straw and wraps it L > y mEIm| - and is always running it up and down P | t7_ 77285 I through the pipe stem in order to clean | e it out nicely. Then they forget and leave those filthy straws around the house, where they smell up everything before you know what it is that seems so much like a civet cat.” “My goodness,” said the girl with the sweet brown eyes, and her expression was that of alarm. “Of course I don't know what it is in Oswald that you intend to change, Mildred, but you take my advice and find a man that at least approximates what you want W®fore you get married, E}elcsusecthey n'xk:: tex:hv.imes mc;r befm:ic ey get you than they are afterward. = It is just as Edward always says when 13 Useful Bedroom Pieces 4 i >: 67 Pi f the Dini R I chide him for not having the pretty 5 14 Living Room Pieces, Complete ieces for the Dining Room manners he had in our courting days— Comprises Bow-end Bed, large 2 S ~ hat TP 4 g he says: ‘mhflvrunmndner’ o car vlryhen Dresser, Chest of Drawers and $ 7 % ni::]‘"-"- (};[‘;"':A"slr_lnd\}‘llflfl Chair, : : 10-pe. Dining Room Suite, nicely you've caugl 4 , of course, from 2, e - e o p ¢ Y y upholstered in Velour; ma- 2 . , . . his standpoint you can see the sense of French Vanity, nicely finished in hogany-finished End Table and Dav- $ il aY $ el g $ . It only goes to show that they act ; -wire Spring, ; eitoote. Tables - décorited Msgisi ) Cl ine leather seats, it. It onl hat the Walnut; strong link-w Spring, ' D 3 Magszine > ¢ Chairs with genuine leath t: n?uc‘:;"be",er before than they do after- sanitary X:a(lress. 2 Pillows, 2 Pil- Carrier, Table Scarf, Bridge Lamp : b 26-pc. set of silver-plated Tableware, ward. lowcases, 2 Sheets and a pretty Bed and Shade, Floor Lamp and Shade, WV yd 78%a8| and 3lpc. decorated Dinner Set. “But maybe the women do, too,” de- Lamp. 99¢c a Week . ; : fended the girl with the sweet brown SEP 0 and 3-pe. Console Set. 99¢c a Week P BIEII D | 65 picces, complete, for only 99c a Week eyes. “I don't suppose that before you =] _ CRARERINI were married you ever let your husband P, BN FPRESHMA NATIONAL. Advance Sale of Refrigerators S e s - Radios SPECIAL i i gl il ey e aabined Sy || - A Model QD-16..$129.00 > ay Only 50c A Week! things now that I never did when we x 3 Were st married, But if you don't 7 . Model N-12. ; ...$149.00 . cold cream think how youd iook and SN Model N-17. . .-$195:00 9:{%{&]}3&%’%{#’&9 Pay 50c a Week unwaved hair lool Tetched, I think.” efl “And besides that,” went on the girl % ¥ : with the sweet brown eyes, “I certainly All-electric; Walnut cabinet, R U G S have no intention of letting anybody : with built-in DYNAMIC Ber,li& go making me over. 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PRETTIMAN. e f ~ / i ' , 7 " ; 3 ! Double / ' : ! y ! D i Day Bed Above is taken from 2 statement Fib E Stroll X o received a few days ago from Mr. iber A / — T | Jno. Prettiman, 2211 H St. NW. o b ftmd ler <A 72 3 ) : = = J ) ] $ 95 A fox trot from | Mr. Prettiman is a retired first ser- 4 Pen Ric om0 f £ )] < 4 > 1 5 il - geant, hasing spent thirty vears in | } 2 ithe U. S. Army. He is wel own F. ollow Thru |in Washington, where he has resided ’ g |for a number of years. Continuing ¥ eagmer No. 4204 | with his statement, he says: “For & | Also vocal by Zelma O'Neal. No. 4207 |number of years I suffered with | | stomach _disorders, and try as I did | vvew | was unable to find a medicine that };wl;uld help me l}!x .P' l\gydstxomacll‘; p : » elt so sore and hurt so bad I could | } I % 2 | not stand to touch it, burnt like fire; | LN % J * & & . 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