Evening Star Newspaper, November 5, 1928, Page 34

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON. D. C., MONDAY, NOVEMBER LITTLE BENNY | | ‘This afternoon my sister Gladdis was tawking to ma in ma's room, saying, | |THE CHEERFUL CHERUB | | it o The digni of Jebor y jTheri‘:q :\Zthing now !UPP\S’QS . To-DAY- THIS I3 THE OQUTFIT 1 WEAR WHEM 1 MARRY THE Big BANKERS DAUGHTER. Ive GoOT TO LOOK 'LIKE READY HONEY WHEN THASE CAMERAS START 5, 1928, Xk 11t X =711 FOR TH' LOVE O MIKE WHAT'VE You BEEN DOING, TAKING A HUD CURE? ‘Well mother, Harvey and I had a hart to hart tawk last nite, it was my sug- gestion and we told each other all about our former love affairs as far back as we could remember, a real hart to hart tawk, so now we have nuthing to hide from each other, I think that's the best way, don’t you | mother? | Why yes I do, because now if any- thing crops up it will be a twive told tale, ma sed. Did you tell him about that Army officer that gave you the diamond ring and insisted on having it back wen you broke off with him? | she sed. Well yes in a way, I dident axually | mention the ring, Gladdis sed, It s2cis Harvey has had 3 affairs, it seems 2 were serious and one was serious on her part but not on his, she wis a shameless little vamp and use to Kiss him in frunt of peeple and all that sort of thing, Id like to slap her face for_her even today. Diskusting, did you tell him_about that Sam Shepperd boy that I cawt kissing you under the apple, tree at the picknick and you sed you were just go- ing to call for help but you hadent quite started? ma sed. Well yes, I mentioned him in a sketchy way, Gladdis sed. It seems Harvey was just on the point of marry- ing one gerl but his parents dident think she was good enuff for him and I dont sippose she was, she sed. Of course not, ma sed.. How -about that Lew Black boy that you use to get ingaged to every spring as reguler as & cold in the hed, did you tell him | all about him? she sed, and Gladdis |list of peeple to send announcements sed, Well T dident go so far as to men- | to, being about the 10th time they had tion being exually ingaged to him but ' went over it. “CAP” STUBS. : —By EDWINA Yeh-How Kin a Fella Learn Anything! Th’ Californy surgeon that whacked out his own. appendix may be in or- dinary circumstances. (Copyrisht, 1928, of corse I told him about him in a lieved wen we'd finished telling each other about everything and all the de- best -way, dont you mother? she sed. I think you did quite rite, ma sed. And her and Gladdis went over the slirom ToMm o~ TUMPY TUM TRA LA LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA!'- UM TUH TUM TUM S WELL, WHAT AR Thev Bowe aere!! , MAGAZINES!! TEACHER SAID READ GOOD NIGWT'! CAN'T CRoBy Mwous R T VEN INTERRUPTED TO0 DO some™iIN' ER omer(! DS HE HAS OM A SMITH HE FIN T CALL MmAaN genrel way. 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