Evening Star Newspaper, September 25, 1928, Page 35

LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. 2 was hurry up running to skool today en account of our living room clock | saying 6 minnits to 9, and Glasses Magee quick came out of his house with his books and started to run with | me, saying, G, our clock says 7 minnits to 9. Well gosh, ours sed 6 minnits to 9 five minnits ago, so G wizz wats you 8ot to kick about? I sed. Well anyways I hope it aint as late &s wat I think it is, Glasses sed. And we kepp on running, me saying, ‘Well T tell you lets wat, lets ask some- body wat time it is. Wich I did, asking some big man with a little mustash, and he took his watch out of his vest pockit and looked at it, saying, Its precisely 3 minnits 0 9. And we hurry up kepp on running, Puds saying, Well G wizz, one man aint everybody, Im going to ask another one. Wich he did, asking some little man with a big mustash, and he sed, The time, certeny. And he looked at his rist ware his watch was, saying, 8 min- nits to 9. G herray, thanks, Glasses sed. And we stopped running and started to wawk fast insted, me saying, Well G win- nickers, maybe the man I asked was rite because he sed 3 minnits to 9 precisely, and precisely means rite, dont it? No it dont, Glasses sed, and I sed, ‘Well wats it mean then? and Glasses sed, It means any man that cant tell you the time without saying precisely must be stuck on himself and conceeted, and who would bleeve any guy like that no matter wat he sed? O is that s50? I sed, and Glasses sed, Yes that,so. And we started to wawk slow and then stopped wawking any Abe Martin Says: In th’ new talkin' pictures does th’ hero jest say t' his sweetie, “I love you,” an’ let it go at that, or do they still glue ther mouths t'gether fer the’ fade- out? It takes some concentratin’ t' cross a street an’ remember what fer. (Copyright, 1928.) watch was a sissey and proberly could- ent hardly tell the rite time by looking, and Glasses saying any man that sed precisely was just showing off and wasent even thinking of ths time, and just then we herd the last bell ring. THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2. 19%8. . THE CHEERFUL CHERUB I'll be = profiteer Itl:oflz' like this you see — The more 1 give to other folks more returns to me. By Pop MOMAND Goofy's Satisfied SOME CONTRACT : HERE IT 13 IN WHAT! You'R BLACK AND WHITE ~ THE FLIP FiOP[| WHY HE. BoweRs - €~ FiLn Co. 1S To Pay € 3500 4 week For FIVE: YEARS! OK Boy! WELL TD BETTER HOP oveR An' TaL DecToR KiLO WATTS In ALl THROUGH PEPDLING HIS ELECTRIC BELTS AT $35 A weexk ' HED BE SURPRISED IF HE KNEW I 'WAS GOIN To BE A Scpeen STAR' LETS SEE - In PAYING ' You $ 35 A WEEK Now WILL You STAY F T nAke IT PORTY? AINT SECH A BAD SUNSET FER A LIL TOWN LIKE CACTUS | / i i i/ i) sav, OLD . r:o.mm:, 10 LIKE TO BUY A | 7 SORRY, BUT /] were ‘some SOLD OUT OF | . THEM SUMMER NOVELTIES Proving it was late by that time no matter wat it was before. kind of way so we could argew better, me saying any man that wore a rist “CAP” STUBBS. BY EDWINA. TLO SIR SOt T JUST ;.r\‘fnuav €ARRELL, SARAZEN AND HAGEN IN A FOUR-BALL MATCH. - ANEMY 'S CROOKGD 0N THE GoOLF BETWECN ME AND YoU AND LINKSe HE CAN'T COUnT OVeER FIVE AND HE CONCEDES HIMSELE ALL PUTTS WITHIN SIR SIDNEY, You ASk ME& WHY T AIN'T PLAYING GOLE WwitH MUTTe T REALLY HATE ™ TeLL YYou!l THe DOG HE'S GOU SUCH A TERRIBLE REPUTATION FOR SHARP PRACTISC IN THE TRARS THAT NOBODY, (GET THAT? s Y TR = % \ WELL, WOT CAPPY ! MEBBE GCRAN' MA~ WIN HELP YOU PEUDE NOBODY wil PLAY WITH Him! HeRe'S M S _Nour HAT. Tomorrow’s Paper and See. Mf PLAYS e PRoS AGAIN TOMORROW! DON'T MiSS vaPnCy TH FER HIM = \Ts Mo FUN TBE RIDING Busacved_Topde Mick GEE, IN MY RUSH T FoRéOT To TELL MY SERVANT gIRL | LENA THAT 1 WAS LEAVING' TLL SEND HER A WIRE AT THE_NEXT STATION WELL, M TRYIN' TO . Dec o= vs’or 'D RUTHER HAVE FER DESERYT — JicE creEAM Ew CHOC'LATE P\E!- WRelr \z%r.us'v’:, ! {71 RUSHED ALL THE WAY To PHILADELPHIA IN i 2 T S Sy ANSWER To (CHNIE MACK'S WIRE To JoiN THE BALL TEAM AND Now 1 FIND OUT THEY'RE ToURRET TeR b LAYING THE WHITE SOX — T WEST ! Now 1vE = e . 30TTA 6RAB A RATTLE! 20 FoR THE KENKLING Lena Is Some Dumbbell. Syndieats, Ine V. Y. AND | CAN'T TRUST You! How ABouvT NAVING Doc AcT AS 1) ARRBITER AND SCORER: 3 LIE FIV oo, EDDIE I'D _LIKE To PLAY A MATCH (WITH You, EDDIE, BUT I CAN'T ITRUST You To COUNT ALL STROKES TUATS SEVEN FOR GEORGE IF You ASK ME, IT'S MY BELIEF, GENTLEMEN THAT ou LIE ALIKE ! 1 GoT oM The GREEN IN FIVE, GEORGE FER WOT You' GONNAKG‘\T FERF? THEY HAVENT GOT AS MUCH OF A PULL AS MY UNCLE I BETCHA! MY UNCLES A POLITICIAN AN’ EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A PULL THEY MAVE! LIFE’S DARKEST MOMENT. —BY WEBSTER. orr HALF A TO-DAY BECAUSE HE HAS A PULL witH e ROSS! CAMERA! Now, i T T, FOLL OVCR AND PLAY DEAD, £ ! o, OPcH SouR LEPT Eve. c,oou!' NOW, WAG YoUR TAIL . FINE 600D MoRK ! o HE DUG A BIG HOLE BACK OH. HE. MAKES ME el L DICK , WHAT'S DUMMY SICK |, HE DOES ! CRYING FOR 9 ALBERTINE RANDALL A True | Dumbunny. THE DOG THAT FAILED M HIS SCREENTEST — o b o O ok 92t 98 - ¢