Evening Star Newspaper, February 1, 1925, Page 77

THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. O, FEBRUARY 1, 1925—PART 9, P Neighbor’s Budget-Making Skill Lecture on Wild Life in America Gives New Hope to Home Financier Stirs Togo to Oratorical Flights BY NINA WILCOX PUTNAM. BY WALLACE IRWIN. S Methuselah, the original the expressic ten used to sa a makes & thousand _green To Editor The Ster, who will not allow his fashion Page near Radio Dept for fear it get too many per- manfent waves Lenrys a vear and spends nine dred and elghty of them, he will WAREST SIR:—Last evening: Yave qhite a nice little nest egs by at that hour of p.m. when © tme fio geta to be my age.” dinner are eaten and washed course I understand where T WalkAra T i Steoat Well of latter yrs. that the boy ade this w erack, but still and it had a lot of good sense in it. to my mind the other day en Mrs. Joe Bush called me up on phone and says to me say dear ng about Keep- kept a lot of , from bull dogs for weeks at a ever kept a budget be- V't know what to feed it in order to keep its figure down to d be, sh Mabel where I meet Cousin N'ng’ amidst snowflakes with overshoes & Grand Dutchess Cyreen expression, oing to lecture,” he manipulate. ¢l “When if any?" I require. “Doing 80 now,” he brizzle & show me card with the following literature on ft: Tonight @ Stickelfinger's Hall Prof. P. G. Butter Grand Lecture on “Wild Life in America.” Free Ticket for 2. “You wish go with me to this?" ne- gotiate Nog! & by his jenerous ex- pression I knew something were wrong with that Lecture. How could I meet Wild Life with- out a shoot-gun or something on my pocket?’ T ask to know. “Relay on my protection, little One,” narrate Nogl, and although I would not relay on him very muchly, be right do any- bleeding I get there, I know hat to do with one of 11 be over us s W budgets z I do. Or d how the ount ona ( t's my husband, says | 1 go to that lecture for see what was. i fis) ces, he | > siterin i cakes, hef There In Stickelfinger's Hall I see W where our mone an appearance of much peaple every- ve ¢ iy got to met where while Hon. Maglo Lantern set p a e , come o w, backwards, squirting light on sheet. s P i p a Cverybody set around looking kind of intensed, because they knew that Lecture were Fres & might end up in & Russfan Relief or some other crime. Pretty soonly one slightly diminu- | ated gentleman with Little Boy Blue | 7 Z c I rays ves dear, and | 1 me, but not with = a4 ot “HE PROBABLY FIGURED HOW EVE COULD PERFECTLY WELL DRESS ON ONE FIGLEAF A DAY, |Guti & commence speak. | | it e el e - MBUTHISTORVIDONIIHECORD BOWITWORREDIOUTAY . | “Laze and Gentmen 1 come all theso “HON. OTTERMOBILE SLASH QUICKLY ACROSS TOWN & HIT LAMP-POST 2 ' = 1 distances for teach vou Wild Life in o e o g g T e saeon = — - - ¢ : demands for more money each an-|silly cracks or this will never be done | says Geo. You admit I have allowed | America becau I have seen it all & | bug In Latin Greak & sometimes|have found in 1000000 a 1 Zents our num, well, we put her down at her | tonight aplenty for everything we use, eat,| know what it are about” I could|Hebrew. 5 forns & forest in U K. & da b 5 s brac | present rating, and then wo figured| Well, we figured so much for hair| wear and live in. he s And T|gnot think that! He appear &0 tame| *Nextly,” he say so, “we will come i Soniics an sraactly eancation * e "‘,"" on gas and toothpicks until we re-|cuts, o much for good will, then|says yes, wondering what the catch|& gentile. Howeverly, 1 listen. I|to subjeck of Birds. What are more|umpire Prof. Bu s R ATy s »ML'\. me|membered we don’t use none any|come commutation tickets, rough-on|was. have wandered through the boshy |gweetish than Birds for poetry & love |stand up & 1A ‘these folke abe (ducics teeth. | more, ‘and I stuck in hairpins and|rats, moth balls and gasoline for the | Well thon, sava George, I got it all| dells & happy honey tickle Vino of |topicka? Nothing! ~Indecdly not!|Wild Life vou seen in America o'is. & goon wite | ina. car. Then Geo. tapped his testh with|added up, and it only comes to two-|woods & with ade of Nature and |What say Hon. Geo, W. Longboy,| =1 YOu aen In Amerion e (o want him (0| But Geo. cut them two items out,|his pencil & minute and added softhirds of what I make, he says. We | Camera have caught sweetish secrets [ Great Songster of the Feathers, & s CYINACERS e R ave to be visit-lon account he clatmed where if we) much for bird seed, so much for elec- | can easy save that other third and|of fairyland ete. Birds? He say: T DT age. Also,|was to really try to economize, we | tric lights, so much for the ashman's|we will do it Jennie darling, and| “Firstly I will show you a portrait| «'T love them awful i orabllke N C 1 sometimes | could set the water outside and make | usual Christmas present, 5o much for | we'll get a long ways ahead this vear. [ of butterfiles at play. Turn on elec- Wihos (bey iy e re the|our own fce, and my hair, he ays|insurance, so much for fire crackers,| And I says fine, a long ways ahead | tricity, Mr McSweeny: Sl G O e e e i Y ¢t not|is bobbed, and 1 savs sure, that is|marmalade and co much for good s better then two jumps ahead of poobe, =y O Ly e A S e Loy s gt # " . t ust wh hairping s goln o be a sure. e she any day. Vo ce 1y will = 3 B 0. ove ommen Laa e B el e Bl e o, woemed 1Ko wo ll e e amer S ainly “i! | atstinctually observe Mother Butterfly | “And now, laze & Genmen, I will |busy feeding cornflakes to his caterpillar |show vou a portralt of the Baltir ! “I got no emotton br n in n e l: ’\.1:(3‘.'2”"-'«:/\ for s born as w cork down the neck of 2 yhile Mr. Butterfly set by with 7 legs. | Kegtapper fiying home to its mest|with which to shc is, but Phil & T ! 10w we tobacco, lodge ddes and dolt balls %o hush pleass| Then all to once I had a thought.| “This are delicious example of the | With a young -bumblebee which 1t ma %o all over I r col up th 1g \nd 1 S : | avery e T cranid e M = ; fiypaperta nasticus which honts the |have selected as a sirprise e v A ate T ha car ; Toit see, e saysito me. onl | s speak, but| Say Cleo, I says, 1 don't belleve| ooqs until, it go somewhers else. |little ones. Shoot another 7 . hifis 5 : ctual n ties had ought to go|rudely lr rru;vh{ng n.)‘ rc‘uv‘llx'\j( his | that budget Is complete yet, we for-| ). ,»NM»»rh = £ “_‘m;‘r l‘w"w‘a;fifi-‘“; McSweeney—and what have s 6 moliie t no € n cold hen s £&vs § suy T says alright, thats me, my|how much is 11 and 92, or 3 ar A rkscrews, dill plckles | y nature it are anthracite, by habl- [here? ~Ah! The Oregon browntall a Grand Opera & hasju S el 0 e | personal wants are few, just set me{ Well anyway, after a while Geo.| By gos “Sou. are Fight, says (Geo, | 'oc Siastlc ;" e gEn e -P.rp.gfi": :'s(::u:";“, 'mur:;rr(u“:l' l:r’-., fuo % 1 e do for a few thousand per & m | got through muttering and eputter- |anq added them in. Even g0, he says, | When he said that I turn to my |85 C00R D00 SO (0P T ettt ekl i b ek o for cloth: 1 I'l let you b {ng to hisself and etc and he says ou |when he got that done, we still ,can | COUSIn Nogl & reportwith thickentng | 10 8¢ P ket . K CRAL (ito! his otts FihTah ¢ pay my jewe of the incidentals |la la! that's fine, I've done it! Then |save a lot of money, we are going to|iN mY voice “Now I can tell why t - Al orel Kinge Lot | sneEAlT T lrow. whak ihe : e that's about the kind I am/|he set back in hls chair the way any |be independent with all that extra kale, | 10Cture are ¥r. mm";;fl»(‘lv ":;‘th‘\‘ “’"l'}‘_l‘;‘{"vll m‘} et s e e anc el - now, anyways only | husband does which is about to de-| You bet we are, I says, and since|, ~SBUt up until it begins to get bet- | Birds until finally he tell them all and | Fola s o0 0 8006000 ’ s con w personal fixed charges I|ltver a ultomato, we are saving such a lot of , SHUKECSt GousinNoEL THa Gtheri oo gat atuc) Itself try- | Bonds in his pocket. He are e o. show o el e Uy (gl i SOMESIRRTEIE. ol ool o s g ol ol R i dotesions it Suekonittasisitor | Honda s Hle e e cream las, bridge and|first i jong favors. and my annual ea of what this budget is all |me? 1 says. 1 he say Well maybe, says Geo. I was think- Hc ross town & about ¥ that time Hon Prof Butter was | hjeck of Fish, laze & genmen,” amp-post. He = P i 3 cross-word puzzie books. And I says sure, I got the first idea, | ing, myself, he says, we had really| talking onwards & onwards, | he contuse, “are very important to all | & t " up-past Hon la eck by per : ing S ¢ Ys0. says, say, can't you|but probably not the last, nor youloughter get a n flivv But let's | Showing love song of Katy Dids and Who love Nature too much. Nature | ©70€ fome oo Jupbor at | get prizes from ( Word Puzzle g ) up a few more practical ne-|baven't efther. The first idea appears | wait and ses how the budget goes | Red Ants playing marbils. While | show up a lot of things to Science, by ey « K o 2 st. 109 dea Y. alone 3 cessities¥ How about a monthly in-|to be that we are trying to make the| Well, that's exactly w we d | talking he expiain names of every |golly. Did vou ever set beside a rus- | With chlld in nis 0y Esl m drinkin listinctua e « stallment on the eity hall, in case you | Spending of your income even easler | We waited and saw it go. And if any- tick horse-pond at 7 p m. (summer) | N : e abelled Pre War should be t feel vou have to buy it? then it is already, I says. {body was to ask me how long did we | —— |and count the number’of mosqu!lnru“]"fi“]m‘k O more careful eafterly) ‘ % * % Nix, says Geo. at once, quite to the |keep it, why I would say fully as long | will, the same as with a child, or they | born in the U. S. every 24 hours?| e 160MINE SRL0F (000 S PRV CE, and in Ashtabula 222 s boys wa { opposite. Living on a budget s the a5 the average good resolution | will' get the better of you. If you feel | People knows so shout Saics, | & S0 for Nipposcd Wiy Scd s ed ma ¢ e JVHAT men think is funny is cor- only sensible way for people in mod-| So when Mabel Bush give me that|you got the strength, o to it. on ac-|For Instantly, wh this AtEsialtoidciuic Exatiy aoonts | s % . s x tainly a joke to in the most | érate or other circumstances, ho says, | telephone call, and told me 1t If you llve through the first year, | Knows the love-life of an eel? B e at 1 N e t to ad jous sense of the word. So nat-|®2nd having one is much the same a8 |a little budget in her home, but was|vou certainly will be thankful you done|body! And U.S. ¥ e b Sl ot el iows words r me Srally T at once mays mow Ceorge, |BOINE on a diet—a financial diet, see? | worrled over how to keep it. why na- |it tisticks shows us s CenHia - float fron £ Butter who rges be serious or 1 will throw the wh You allow yourseif whatever is neces- |turally I got my dishes washed up as| But if you don’t feel you have got e veriNoay’ (8 Beant aEeEe Susse then occurred idea over. And says all right, |88r¥ and therf don’t spend one cent, |fast as possible and rushed right over to | the will ‘power, advice to vyou, o6 Gnattior = a de longer will tor and we got back to work, and then | Only What the budget calls for, hell\{nd out what that Joo Bush of the|Mabel, I says, ia kill it off while it 15| ] find that was a good pla B you! We arrest i & n W he says let's see, have we got every-|Sa¥s. i . awthorns Club actually made per an- | still too young to feel the pain, and |+ sleep on, so I close | 2 ne! say gen b ¥ ¥ vas all fixed uy thing down before I commence to| Hot Bozo! I says, that's a great|ny Quit worrying. Just use a litt1e common | open my mnose ]‘;u‘v“hn\?) fls pulling: out e e e St mbout believe vou me, Geo.|add this up? And I says how about|idea. Geo. did you invent it? And| When I arrove Mabel was pretty near |sense about what you spend, be sure| Ouchesl ! ! ! show enlarged badge. ° e g ¢ k of alo Juntor? We aint figured in hig|he save no, I guess Adam did, hein tears. and get your money's worth, and| I awoke uply to feel whers Cousin | Pronibition Agt and the 1ady 1 have | fiiee & bl ges 1 the butter- \ o P clothes vet | probably figured how Eve could per-| Well Jennls, she says, I don't know | above all, get interested in owning | Nogl have jabb a safety pin in my¥ | murdered are merely N iter | ay | fiies & birds.” I narrate. “So you wi ne the So we put down about four sults a|fectly well dress on one fig leaf a day, |what to do with the darn thing, she | something big and valuable. For a|hind lim or leg. D o oo bent dowi| Bonso lenver to meithe bugs, biecw was s. Tt vear at fifteen green passes per ea, | but bistory don't record how it|says, I can't make It work, and I|whole lot of people’s ambition beats| “Sir & Mr!" Hon. Prof. Butter |y = T o sanany v a ray of hop and I says my um;unuu-oi’a.n‘t‘lltdflr‘r;\‘c REketon s {knew you hndl:;n'v; once, 50 I tho |2 budget, every time, I says. were savi butterly from stage, | [0t sem e alliptan ) say dentals covers a mul-| what it costs to dress that child, wi | maybe you cou! elp ma out N SR e e vou G o ae hers dhew aO TS et el olla Hon. Buts 4 1 ol it's pretty near as much as it costs| \A/ELL. I says, I can see that bud- | do? it e hat ;n:”i;a\cthh;nfl: e e Dossanonex OF ¥OuE Hosaty = a1 cases ot manial el | mawerd etigieny tai Well anyway down rent,| for @ man’s clothes. And Geo. says | getinig Is & practical plan, but| Well, I says, o budget 1s & fine thing | underatand. Just —waar v budess on” | kindly try esplan Wild Life In|gentleman poison his wife 80 he can |proxe. = oo c 1 8¢t feellng quite a " toal. | yeh; it sure would be, as far as I am | we spend pretty near overything you (Mabel, no family should be without|it's what geis any government admin: | America?” Iv]a'rv his sweethot who poison her| = troping 3 s Gear old| concerned, if you was making up this | make right now, I don't see where it's [tho experience. But they are awful|jctration fn wromg with the defeatea| “Wild Life™ I yvall, “I could ehow | husband from her illness. Also SRR SDURALY ioaaDIe colored | budget alone. So 1 says come on,|gonner make a big difference. delicate and hard to raise. You got to|party! , i 5 & you more Wild Life between here & |outuppish schoolboys catc \our: truly i 1 in her| come on, don't take up time making | That's just where you are wrong,|have lots of courage and strength of | G g e il Forge o (o TASTIATRA. T0GO Qutline of Shakespeare Designed Great Neck Folks Get Thrills For Busy People at Their Busiest Qut of Some Very Ordinary Doings BY STEPHEN LEACOCK. | to imitate this, but could never quite BY RING LARDNER. ! not lockir : . | our doors nights ” ¥ Emacod = 54[ it. Our attempt (o‘ca.ll our fr_lendl; O the editor: It is a long wile Slarion up thelr was end In fac OF SHAKESPEARE, | we Apartment B, The Grosvenor,” and | since I give you any local fhe“burgiar soare. Td cont 6 ors was born or where he to say “Go to it, the Marlborough, Top | the burglar scare had cost 5 or § | 5 s ftoms In regards to Great e wabHbom o Floor No. 6" has practically ended e e aid oot cubune won lives in_the last month and when B e o ] =1 3 tHioy wh’e mchior Eythle ast in regards to the detalls, they «fh ks after his death we know e THE GREAT TRAGEDIES. happened only that the yuletide sea- sald, that pretty near everybody in followed for a time the pro- | the county was a deputy sheriff and lawyer, a cailor and a son is long since past and all the < carrled a2 gun and whenever they presents we give the kiddies is long Every educated person should carry in hg mind an outline ldea of the 0 [ 1 he was also an actor, o 2 . since either broke to pleces or they | seen anybody outdoors after dark . and an ostler. His wide greafest of Shakespeare's tragedles.| have forgot all about them except | they took a shot at them in the hopes perience of men and MaNNers was This outline when reduced to what is| tho one present which we kind of that it might be a burgla So far yrobably gained while a bartender. | actually remembered by playgoers| noped would be broke to pleces or they ain't been a case w s Frenty U AGHGY i and students Is not difficult to acqulre. | forgot about namely the radio. The hopes has been reall w, gentlemen, what sl last radio we had was a kind of a keep shooting long enough the luck may change Great Neckers is complaining that it ain't 13 as much fun to vist Sam" barber shop as it use to be. Now days the shop is always cluttered up with women folks getting their hair re-bobbed or something and a man not only 1"t feel like cuseing or telling risky stories but you can't even expectorate withont feeling kind HAMLET (not to besconfused withinightmare as it did not work only “Omélette,” which was written by|about once out of every 10 times. Voltaire).—Hamlet, Prince of Den-|This one works perfect all the time mark, 1ived among priceless scenery|and it s hard to tell which is the and was all dressed in black velvet.| worst nightmare. He was deeply melancholy. Either| Gene Buck and family fs safely because he was mad, or because he|sheltered in their new home which is was not, Hamlet killed his uncle and | kitty corner acrost the St. from destroyed various other peopls, whose | where they use to live. Their former names one does not recall. residence was what you might term A lawyer Act VI. Scene in for me?") reminded by espere's in- the sea. (Ro- Act VIII, Scene 14 Tow r head now, nurse?”) | The shock of this drove Ophella to| & Sizable house but compared with of less majesty. We know, from his use of English, | drown herself, but, oddly enough,|this one why the old domicile looks Bt e ghat Sha had no college edu- When she threw herself in the water | like & humidor. From one end of the ! S s she floated and went down the river | liVIng rm. to the other in the new Magnetic Photographs. Shicksper, according singing and shouting. In the end|Joint is a toll call and if a guest set- en, a Tuck a Bell is heard w a Either an electro net or a perma- nent magnet will answer the purpose. El'ln(-' a key, or other iron or steel |object, upon the sensitive film of an |ordinary photographic plate; then bring the poles of the magnet near the other side of the plate and keep them there for flve minutes or more. rent d, was of nol Hamlet killed Laertes and himself,| ting at the far end of the rm. wants HERE Is a process of making, with ent. He 1id to have| and others leaped into his grave |2 Singer ale or something the fce the ald of a magnet, shadow part of the ghost and he| until it was quite full when the play | melts before the butler can got it photographs resembling those pro- took such parts as| ends. People who possess this accu- | there even riding on a motorcycle. In duced by the action of the X-rays. rate recollection —rightly —consider|wet or cold weather Gene can ®et themselves superior it his exercise without going to the golf club by just walking 18 times back RN and 4th acrost the dinning rm. and : ) GHAKESPEARE and _comparative | bick which one trip either way 1s 2 the perconality o N wooden shots and a ch. Wo might call| literature. Modern scholarship has | " S¥hen act for & exclamation why he day Shakes “WE IMAGINE SHAKESPEARE AMONG HIS CRONIES, JOINING IN added greatly to the interest in|had boughten himself this little trin- e es also have been | n Tucket, a Befl, a Dog and 8o forth | dramatic days. Ed) | ot do better THE CHORUS OF THEIR PROBABLE SONGS, AND DRAINING Shakespeare's work by investigating | ket Gene exclaimed that his other | Upon developing the plate a shadow following excellent A PROBABLE GLASS OF ALE” the sources from which he took his|Place was not in keeping with the | picture of the key, or other object, as think, by Professor | - — T plays. It appears that in practically ;:\;;;Tnt ;lze bof M'dfl‘g‘“&; :B:l‘ch ‘: l‘.-\h:u‘v and well defined as any of the ugh we believe | o ot = 200 o all cases they were old stuff already. o8 S lins Doetls RO - X-ray pictures, will be found upon it ewa helpea milin|| ISWEdiepot fer the ean ated et 3’:';,&3le)’”’;fik‘h“:‘n‘:“;‘u;‘e‘;,y“‘2"")“:_’2 Hamlet” <quite evidently cam be|tho last 8 yrs. If the Bucks ever tles | By this method only iron or steel, Siien it of the HESE & lowe" traced to an old Babylonian play |the undersigned in the matter of off- jor other para-magnetic substances, as probably a genial|Strest of the liitle town and fo ik IORDS. o Sl L fithle lialp from | callsdll SFum-LAa:* xad this iteste s | Sorlugd you okt lodk for Gene tof /2 = e ~mebemmem—eme~" | can be photographed. But if the x abiy likea his friends [that here Shakespeare sotuslly lived—| Then Jonson with & Witle ROlb SO0 | perhaps only a Version of a Hindoo | move into the Yale Bowl. DICK RAN INTO THE CELLAR AND GOT A PIECE OF GARDEN | unsitive sido of the plate Is tarnea and prot pent a good deal of | FIHAEE Bors OF € e ised. among | Shakespear, Massinger and Marlowe | tragedy. “The Life of Willlam John- T8 Py 1 HOSE, AND HIS NEIGHBOR GOT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. toward the magnetic poles and a s social intercourse |y qo willows—or others. put in 100 lines each. But from this | 80N ) RS & cesant oolf soull Bk {disk of fron nearly as large as the o wi gaoditetpsrad and |Ratntuy polnt the authorship is confused, each | The play of “Lear” was very likely Dorgan the comical artist that | tertain out of town guests hereafter [ so overcome by the sight that when |plate is placed on the other side, then vasygoing with very likely a bad WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE. sticking in what he could. taken by & from the old Chinese|llves over in Bayside made up his|by setting fire to thelr homes so as | the chief ast him whose car it was, |shadow pictures of any non-magnetic tomper. ~We know that he drank| o 0 & o of 4N * K ok X drama of “Li-Po,” while “Macbeth,”|mind to drive to N. Y. but discovered | the guests can get a close up of | who turned fn the alarm, how the | objects, placed upon the sensitive pare. Titus nicus. At T, OUr fo8e oo O aralas e o - under skilled investigation of mod-|his car was frose so he called up | the new dept. car happened to catch fire and what |film facing the magnet, may be ob- ¥ s 1, “What is there to drink?"), sonnats, \\r‘l\‘llvn probably, according to UT we ourselves are under no mis- | /o "} o1ore shows distinct traces to | the Earage to come over and fix it Personly Mr. Dorgan admits he was | number the house was, he replied I |tained. The operations are, of course, 1 most likely not to excess. (Com- [Professor Matthews, during Shakes- apprehension as to what is Shakes- | g 'gooteh origin. and they come over and got it started - don’t know to all 4 questions and the | conducted in a dark room. With an yare. King Le Act 11 Scene 1 |burslife and nst after bis death Thews | pemre's ghd whist s ot Thers Is 0", L “san instead of| nd pored alcohol in the radiator and chiof was overheard remarking to |electromagnet capable of lifting a . ¥Stop!" and see also Macbeth. Act X |18 a haunting beauty al O‘r“ these son- |touch which we recognize every time. m‘"l e :0» ‘d“l"fi'" 4 the alcohol was too strong for the his asst. that it certainly was an |welght of 100 pounds, one Investiga. Beene “Hold, enough!”) Shakes- |nets which prevents us from remem- |\hen we see the real Shakespeare, we | 8itting down and making up a PIAY !, pher hose and after the garage boys education to meet a cartoonist. tor has made such pictures through o was pronably fomd of children |bering what they are about. But for [know ft. Thus, whenever it says “A |Out Of his head, appears to have rum-|, .4 joft, the hose bursted and some % e |two inches of interposed wood. He £nd most likely dogs, but we dom't fthe busy man of today it s enough to | mucret Sounds. Enter Gloucester with | maged among sages, myths, legends, | 't} (€0 80 (UE0) La"0 ™) ot spark i hties SHaa poden wool. _ He 5 nention, now how He stood on porcupines. | “Drink to Me Only With Thine | {0 Boes we know that Shakespears, | archives and folk lore, much of which 70 S Cr T T o na any way when couple weeks ago they was a|compound steel magnet weighing but o maging Shakespeare sitting |Eyes” “Rock Me to Sleep, Mother:” |and only Shakespeare, could have | Must have taken him years to ind. | ;i happened to look out the win- stray cow come onto our estate (little more than a pound. omong his cronfes in Mitre Tavern, | ‘*Hark, Hark the Dogs Do Bark.” O, |ihought of that. In fact Shakespeare PERSONAL APPEARANCE. dow of his home the old bus was and it was pretty near night and | i W rarie of thetr probe |ves, quite enough. It will get past him | could bring in things that wero all his blazing up like a Pittsburgh blast Great Neck ain't no place for a young | J1o songs, and draining a probable | every time. own, such as:—“Enter Cambridge fol- | In person Shakespeare Is generally | ryrnace so Dick run down the cellar cow to hang around nights without Perfumed Subways. ! a chaperone, so we coaxed her into e our combination cow shed and ga- PERFUMED subway will be the Enter Oxford fol- | ropresented as having a pointed beard | 4nq got a plece of garden hose and &lass of ale, or at times falling into 0 y i lowed by An Axe, S ISR e His lesser col. |and bobbed halr, with a bald forehead, | atriached it to & spigot outside the raverie in whick the majestic pageant lowed by a Link. Bi Jullus Ceasaf passes across his| Among the greatest of Shakespeare's |laborators could never get the same [large wild eyes, a salient nose, a re-|pouse only to find out that the pipes PaEorand TN het for all alis had | latest boast of Parls, according Prooding mind.” achicvements are his historical plays— |niceness of touch. Thus, when we read, | treating chin and a general expres-| .,y froze. The next door nelghbor Which was 2 qts. and give her a |to a decision of the directors. Fol- e A Henry 1, Henry II, Henry 1I, Henry | “Enter the Earl of Richmond followed |slon of vacuity, verging on imbe- | yshed to the rescue with one of these nights lodging and the next A. M. |loWing hundreds of protests of bad 1V, Henry V, Henry VI, Henry VII and |by a pup,” we realize that it is poor | cility. here fire extinguishers. It had about told the constable about it and pretty | 2ir and disagreeable odors, the un- soon the owner come to claim the |derground line has decided to install cow and he acted mad at us and did |* hvelenic apparatus in stations and not even say thank you and I guess |Cars, iving off a delicious fragrance. we was lucky he did not charge us $.44 for the milk but anyways the r this excellent analysis we will |Henry VIIL It is thought that Shakes- | work. SUMMARY. as much effect as prohibition and only add. We can also imagine|peare was engaged on a play dealing | Another way in which we are able everybody was at & lost what to do Jim eitting any where else we like— | with Henry IX when he died. It is|to test whether or not a historical The following characteristics of | next when they was a big commotion, tnae.in faot, is the chief charm of |said to have been his opinion that hav- |play is from Shakespcare’s own pen|Shakespeare’s ~work should ~bejand the new paid fire dept, appeared aakesperian criticism |ing struck a good thing he had better |is by the mode of address used by memorized: Majesty, sublimity, grace, | on the seen. They had the blaze The one certain thing which we |stay with it | the characters. They are made to|harmony, altitude, also scope, range, | under control in time to save a palr ! next cow that runs away from home | Base Ball Increase. Rnow about Shakcspere 1+ that in his| There is doubt as to authorship of |call one another by place designa-|reach, fogether with rasp, compre. | pliers and a coupls hub caps and Dick | seeking the thrills of Great Neck | JYURING the pawt scason the Na W A (ot his seeond best bed to|part, or all, of some of these historical | tions instead of by their real namen. | hension, force and light, heat and|eays they looked £o handsome in | night life can wind up in the gutter ioall Siohguatnieds 43,931 thas ie wife | plays. In the case of Henry V, for [“What says our brother France?’ or|power. their new uniforms that he was more | rgp yop WOULD MELT BEFORE | as far as we are concerned. {balls, an increase of 1,668 over 1923 ¥ iinee the death of S his native |example, it is held by the best critics | “Well, Beigium, how looks it to you?"| ~Conclusion: Shakespeare was a|than repaid for the damage done BUT, 1} Visitors from suburbs along the [The New York club purchased th fowhereither Stratford upon Avon or |that the opening scene (100 lines) was | “Speak on, g0od Burgundy, our ears|very good writer. to his car and it s said that many THE LER CAN GET THERE |Hudson in Wostchester county ex- | greatest number, 7.560, and Philadel- | . by Den Jonson. Then Shakespeare are yours” We ourselves have. tried (Coprright, 18259 yside familles 1z planning to ems '’ BY RIDING A MOTOR CYCLE"™ !pressed thelr amazement on acct. of phia the least, 5,400, gomewhere clse—bas become & hal- dor 7 . . A : 0 i .