Evening Star Newspaper, July 27, 1924, Page 73

- The Sundiy St WASHINGTON, D. C. JULY 27, 1924. COMIC SECTION NOT SO LOUD- MD..SWEE 1S CALLING ON ELINOR NOW — JUDGE WRIT AND | ARE GOING TORUN THAT YOUNG DUDE LAWYER UP A TREE BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH . THAT BIRD IS DANGEROUS — EVERY TIME HE PUTS ON A NEW SUIT HE LANDS ANOTHER BUNCH OF WOMENS VOTES —— DEAR ME, A MARRIED MAN IN TROUBLE YOUR HONOR, THIS LITTLE RUNT RAN WILD AGAIN LAST NIGHT — HE'S A PERMANENT CRIME WAVE ,THIS GUY, HE BROKE ALL THE DISHES IN A CAFE —PULLED TROLLEY, OFF THE CARS ON MAIN STREET —STOLE A MILK WAGON - DROVE DOWN THE SIDEWALK AND THREW MILK BOTTLES WINDOWS A WIFE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN A QUART OF RUBIES — TAKE THIS $20 AND BUY HER A PRESE TAKE HER TO A SHOW — BUY HER THE LATEST FOX-TROT AND SOME NEW PHONOGRADH NEEDLES | WANT HER HAPPY THANKS BECAUSE | INVITED HIM — ELINOR AND | HAVE JOINED THE "SWEET FOR JUDGE CLUB" 1S THAT CAKE P & EATER IN THIS HOUSES ‘HOW COME? 1I'M TELLING YOU, OLD SPORT, YOU GOTTA MAKE SOME GRANDSTAND PLAY TO THE WOMEN- OR YOU'LL BE DRIVINGA WAGON NEXT » HE BEAT UP A GUY IN A GAS STATION BECAUSE HE WOULD'NT OIL HIS HORSE, AND WHEN | CORNERED HIM OUT ON A FARM HE THREW SHEEP AT ME. HE BIT THE DESK SERGEANT AND PULLED OUT THE TURNKEY’S MUSTACHE A MONTREAL? THEN SHE C,iAN'T MY WIFE THEHEAT WILL BE THE IS GITTIN HAPPIEST THE JUDGE WOMAN IN YOU MUST'NT MIND UNCLE — HE FAVORS THE JUDGE JUST TO BE CONTRARY - WE WILL MAKE HIM VOTE | KNEW HE WAS HARMLESS OFFICER , THROW THOSE LAWYERS OUT OF THOSE CHAIRS AND SEE THAT ALL LADIES HAVE SEATS IN THIS COURT— ARE YOU KIDDIN’ YOUR HONOR? MR GAZINK , IF YOU WERE AS THOUGHTFUL OF YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN AS | AM,THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. FOR THEIR SAKE | WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE. GO HOME AND TELL THEM THE JUDGE HAS MADE A NEW MAN THAT'S MORE : LIKE 1T 1924 BY ‘;E‘\'flofl NEWS