Evening Star Newspaper, March 16, 1923, Page 46

/"'46‘ Jests and Jin g] es Lady—Is this seat close to the stage? Box Office Clerk-—It's in row madam. If it were much closer you'd have to perform. B. I. GILLCHREST, 1117 Staples street morthe Not the man who \hm‘\ wh And wh At_eventid Sees the as he earns his pay, with an honest prid f a Perfect Day JAMES C. REYNOLDS, Vermont avenue northwest. treet cars in Atl following new sign “When You Move Up Front You Keep Your Seat Longer—Women Will Not Move Up Front.” 1503 ita have hit EORGIAN.” d Customer—Gimme « pound | my puckolator. M. OWEN, | i21 2d strect northeast i the mother of invention, mother of comfort, who, in | is the mother of luxury, who— people now think—is her old great- grandmother right over again. { the but the one | LAURA T. HOTT, Sti street northwest. My pop is a com- d for making dots on | sheet of music Secoud Ditto— My twenty-five publisher Thivd Ditto—My father is a minister d when he zets up in the pulpit and S few words it takes six men to | i the money G OVERTON, ;. avenue, Newark, N.'J. Name the bones in your Student—Dice. F T S B. MURRA E Front Royal, “If all the government clerks are out of the service on July 1. 1924, who say they will e, 1t will not be difficult to classify those who remain. A prize contribution each day to Jests TRY YOUR H EDWIN MARKHAM SPEAKS. t League Wedne aid, “was not trying to to let go of their| was seeking to do a He was seeking t kil\! life in man and to trans Whole structure of our 1 indus al life He wished iproot utterly the selfishne: that destr in man “T minolozy, He wished until they would gladly eir private interests Then men v would to =t subording to the would live in in their hero f five dollars will | cations should apply DEMAND ANTLLYNCH LAW. | ; | d, s n' for the , le, wi John | orcoran will be the | ampaign for the | ing legislation | The helght of caution is typified by autolst who buys a “Washington” name plate to supplement his D. (. licens tag. thus preventing any specu- latlon as to whether or not he halls from Anacostla. SAMUEL S. FORD, 828 11th street northeast. PR He is & wise man who know: not to Bay- what provided he doesn't say it. EDWARD MURRAY, 701 12th street northeast. DR Now, sluce King Tut's tomb has been discovered nfter years and years, one Might hazard the prophecy that Dorsey Foultz's mausoleum may yet come to light. { E. REYNOLDS, L strect northwest. EF il oil, 8 and friction according o latest reports, cables, does not provent N CASEY, High School. UP-TO-DATI He-—Grace, will You marry me? She—Oh, John, this s o sudden. I'm afrald you only want to marry me for my vote. LEROY MATTINGLY, 3101 1jth street northeast. P BOY, PAGE DR. “Antl-Flirt Week." nothing but ap Cause the art 15 belng megl J. A, WILLIAMS, Georgetown Law School. FREUD. Maybe this 1s Notice in window shop of very exclusive ing Out at Cost. Prices Cut One- Some profit heretofore. J. W. L. AREN'T . . WELL, Teach Iungs are. Richard—They are keep the air from spreading all over the rest of the body. MRS. J. I. HOFFMAN, 1817 Ontario place. THEY? he awarded for the best and Jingles. ND. SCHOLARSHIP DRIVE IS ON. The C n.,,-s Alumnae Club, rganization of a local colored colleges throughout the country. 18 condue ing a drive to raise $1,200 for schol- arships. The purpose of the drive is |to encourage colored girls to go to llege The club ards two scholarships a vear. Those desiring {information as “to necessary quatifi- to Miss Ma chairman of th scholarships leaders of the teams, ro colored, ar R. Sim noliti M. Gibson, colored. «mmittee on The hom, an or s B. C Pinkne musi decora poetr econom!os. —_— Reserve Seats Passion Play. Main 667, —Advertisement. “Mustapha, . Woodward, home || OurSpecial Table D’HoteDinner .i Bereod From § o, 005 anil 6 cents FavALED “ANYWHE Special Midéay Lunch. 406, Ohub Breakfast METROPOLITAN LUNCH 711 8th, Between G and H H 1o wonderful cream Nu oC(C Registered 9 Mary Sweet Candies 709 D N.W., Opp. Kann’s TRENT U. S. Patent Ofice You Are Cordially Invited to Attend Mary Sweet’s Third Anniversary Party Saturday, March 17th, Only Meet Mary Sweet And Taste Her Fine, Fresh Handmade Candies SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PRICES The 59¢ Candy, 49c—39¢ Kinds, 29c 29¢ Kinds, 19c ou seen the beautiful hand-d. and Fruit fill have ever had, 10c to $2 corated E 29952 The ings as of yore. But the Names free “Home”-made Candies Count that a lucky da young man, when you discover what a pound of Polly Trent Candy means to “her.” ‘When you let Polly Trent carry your message of endearment—you may be sure it will be well told. One pound of Polly Trent Candy puts you in the habit. a sweet habit. Fudge 50c Ib. Goccy Treor = 45¢ Ib. Mesco Building, She’ll say it’s Chocolates & Bonbons 60c 1b. 1013 E St. N.W. Mesco Building “Reasonettes’ MESLO is a blend of coffees ongmned and perfected by Swing’s to give a fine cup- flavor. Mesco’s primary appeal is to the palate. The quality of the coffees used assure a smooth, mildly stimulating brew of very delightful flavor. Mesco is always the same—for every roasting cup-tested in the Swing es!uhll(hmem the things what | THE EVENIN( Behmd Tlme Tired father, from the shop or lman toils home, along the street; hungry for the baked beef heart, and other things to eat, for vinegar that's Gllghtly tart, and pies that are a treat. “I hope,” he sighs, as he proceeds, “the grub will be on time; for hash my hollow system pleads, anl eats will be sublimej a meal belated often leads a hungry man to crime.” He reaches home and there's no grub to pad his | empty frame ; his wife exclaims, “I'm sorry, hub, I know it is a shame; the members of our Dotty Club for ome.lamment came. I couldn’t help it, 1 declare, by any mortal means so please don't cave around and swear, and kick up frightful scenes; if you will sit In yonder chair, il ope a can of lxeam" “On punk ex- cuses I've been fed,” the weary hus- | band cries, “till T confess I'm seelng red, dark passions in me rise; you hand me eloquence for bread, Anrl throbbing words for ples. And now to wreck our hr.utL and home {1 feel a keen desire, to tear the flag- staff from the dome, and met the joint afire, for married life'’s no {more a pome, I'm burning up with jire” A while he thunders in his coup as one who'd wake the dead, but soon his martial spirits droop, he hangy his weary head, and sips a can of chicken soup, and shoos himself to bed. (Copyright) WALT MASON. —_— Reserve Neats Passion Play, Main 067, —Advertisement. —_— One of the earliest floods known is that of the Isle of Shikoku, dapan, whose 780 square mlles were covered by the sea in the year 684, —_— - 1 T TODAY’S AMUSEMENTS. | NATIONAL—Robert Mantell, ‘Macheth,” at 8:20 p.m. POLI'S—Bleanor Painter, Exile,” at 8:20 p.m. PRESIDENT—Wanda Lyo. Meanest Man In the World, pm. BELASCO—Hazel Dawn, Demi-Virgin,” at 8:20 p.m. KEITH'S—Singer's Mldgets vaudevllle, at 8:15 and 8:18 p.m. COSMOS—The Bpanish Follles and vaudeville, at 8, 6:30 and § pm. STRAND — Cosmopolitan Daneers and vaudeville, at 2:15, 6:30 and 8:45 P GAYETY—Knick-Knacks and bur- lesque, at 2:15 and 8:18 p.m. METROPOLITAN—Harold Lioyd, in “Dr. dack,” phetoplay, at 10150 a.m., 12:15, 1:48, 8:30, 5:05, 6:30, 8 and 10 p.m. COLUMBIA — Cecll De Miile's ‘Adam’s Rib." at 10:45 a.m., and 12:45, 8, 6, 7 and 9:15 p.m. PALACE—Marion Davles, {n “Adam and HBva,” at 10:35 a.m. and 12:20, 2:05, 4, 5:45, 7:30 and B30 p.m. RIALTO—Helen Jeromes Eddy, “The Flirt,” at 11:30 a.m., 1130, 16130, 7:30 and 8:30 p.m. UENTRAL—Dorothy Glsh, in “Fury,” at 11:15 a.m., 1:15, 8:16, 6:15, T:16 and 9:20 p.m RAM'S HEAD PLAYERS—“The Tents of the Arabs “Joint Owners in Spain' and “Parlah,” at 8:30 p.m. n in “The n “The at 8:20 in “The and in 530, Reserve Seats Py dvertisement, —_— SENATOR'S CAR IN COLLISION. A collislon between the automobile of Benator Thomas J. Walsh of Mon- tana and A, W. Parker, 1890 Ontarlo road, occurred yesterday afternoonin front of 2400 16th street, where Sena- tor Walsh resldes, when the senator's ¢ started king from the curb. h naged, and Mrs. cut Ly pleces of broken glass. She was taken b and treated by her famlily physician. e e I were Renerve Seats Passion Play. Main 667, Advertisement. Get It at —Richard, tell me what the anyw}lere in the District Reserve Seats Passion Play, Main 667. ~—Advertisement. Gibson's Where Your Dollars Have More Cents. We deliver of Columbia. We are as near you as your telephone— Main 1085 Franklin 3077 Great St. Patrick’s Day Sale Tomorrow, Saturday. Day In honor of this ev. March 17, is St. Patrick’s ent we are holdxng a Tre- mendous Sale of Proctor & Gambles' Soap Products. Flakes, 1 Package, Star Naphtha G. Soap Flakes. 1 Package, .8 ap for the small price4 3 Soap Chips, 1 Package, 34c White htha Soap 1 Bar, All 6 Soaps of great value LOOI( Over ThlS \Vonderful Soap Of‘fer: 1 Bar of the famous Ivory Soap (Toilet Soap). 1 Pkg. of the famous Ivory Soap Flakes. 1 Bar of the famous Star Laundry Soap. 1 Pkg. of the famous Star Naphtha Soap Flakes. 1 Bar of the famoous P. & G. White Naphtha Soap. 1 Pkg. of the Brand-new Chipso, for wgshing woolens, etc. 6 in all for one small price. .....coveeennnns d4c One Day Only, St. Patrick's Day, Tomorrow, Saturday No Telephone Orders. No C. O.D. No Delive:y Supply Limited to Our Stack Come Early. Don't Be Disappointed. Drug Specials for St. Patrick’s Day Prices Good Tomorrow Only Sanitary Napkins, very ood quality. Very sgpeclally pr!ced dozen 360 57c for - 29¢ Prophylactic Ther- brushes. Special Prophylactic Tooth- 33c 79c brushes Room mometer. priced at Enders' $1 Safety Ra- zor. 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HJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'III A L A C Thn beautiful star of “Enight- d” in a_picturization of == B atugs exocmsal “ADAM AND EVA” Beginning Sun “THE WORLD'S APPLAUSE" With Bebe Daniels and Lewis Stone OW PLAYING A NEW TRIUMPH! - MILTON SILLS BLLIOTT DEXTSR TREODORE KosLorY ANNA Q. NILSSON a@:mnml "IIIIIII|IIIIIIIII|IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- l ATIONAL ROBERT B. GENEVIEVE MANTELL HAMPER IN SHAKESPEAREAN AND CLASSIC PLAYS, Sat, Mat,, Icschlfnt of Venloe; Sat, Eve., ulius Cassar. PRIOES—Orcl, 3¢ bal. $1.80, 81, 24, £0c. Mats.: Orch., $1.50; bal., $1; 2d bal., b0, BEGINNING SUNDAY ;;uu Nox, Popular Wed. Matinee, 50c to u.». The Fuaniest Muslosl Comedy Hit ia Years | MOLLY DARLING” b IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IllllillllllllllllllllIIlIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII|IIIIllIIlIlIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIlIIIII night, N.15. MACBETH AND With America’s Champion Laugh Producer JACK DONAHUE And Original N. Y. Cast and Chorus of ancing Beauties, POLI'S Tonight 8:20 POPULAR MATINEE TOMORROW Best Seats, $1.50. Eleanor Painter Jose Ruben in “THE EXILE” A Lomantic Comeds Drama by IDNEY 'wx R 500 1o $2.60, Thurs. z.,boomnw Dius tax, MONDAY—SEATS NOW Mats. Wednesday and Saturday |GEORGE ARLISS in the Green Goddess A Thrilling Play of Adventure Eves., —we are ready to supply Blank Books when you say the word. E. Morruon Paper Co. 1009 Pa. P& Ave. tle every chanceyou get; spend little as Y agesweeps along you can enjoy much. YOUR account welcomed here. ANK | | OF COMMERCE ; AND SAVINGS | | Cor. 7th and E Sts. MOUNT VERNON |and ALEXANDRIA, round trip, 80c | | Arlington, side trip, 10c additional | Electric Cars leave 12th and Pennsylvania Avemue Northweat; on the hour and balt four Z9:00 A. M. t . Running H-Ms Minutes \Vnshlng(on-Vnrgmm lewny Co. me Main 397 30 . It’s a great convenience —that a Classified Ad in The Star reaches practi- cally everybody in ‘Washington. You can make your wants known under the proper head- ing—and take your pick of the replies that will follow. You can readily understand why The AMUSEMENTS. % swor= RIALTO AMUSEMENTS TR0 =AT 2:30 SUPREME TRIUMPH OF A GREAT ACTRESS “IVIAD LOVE"| A GOLDWYN SUPER-DRAMA +——FEATURING— POLA NEGRI| WHOSE PERSONAL SIGNATURE HAS ATTESTED “MAD LOVE” AS UNPARAILFIED FUFN RY “PASSION” uunmn|1|m|mnmummmnmnnnmnmmmmmnnnnmnmmmmmnmmnmmllmnmm!|u||nm||unmm MUST REMAIN NEXT WEEK TO0 SATISFY THOUSANDS WHO ARE CLAMORING T0 SEE THENOST TALKED OF PMY IN THE W@RlD RY HOPWOOD'S SEISA'I’IOIM. FARCE +DEMI-VIRGIN HAZEL DAWN urma‘e'.‘r%"e'rgfg o4 N.Y. PRODUCTION. NOW AT THE SHUBERT-BELASCO ALL MITES, 50c to $2.00 - $1.00 MAT. SAT, $1.50 Best Seats ALL PERFORMANCES LAST TWO DAYS = RIALTO - 11 THE FLIRT OROHF_STRA SUBSIDIARIES T _JAscna HEI M—Ont \l»llnl-t ., March 22, 4: Seats concm Bureau, Droop's, T e & GARRISON Sop. Met. Opera Qity Olub Sat. Eve. Seats on sale, Gre Broop'es ioth & 6. WE PLAY LOEWSVAUDEVILLE ® SHOWS FOu PRICE OF 1 Centinuous From 12 Noon Five Excellent Acts with the “COSMOPOLITAN DANCERS” Star prints MORE Classificd ads every day than all the other Washington papers combined. “Around the corner” is a Star Branch Office PHOTOPLAY. Al With David In “MISSING MILLIONS" ETZ CRANDALLS, [METROPOLITAR AT 10tw’ LAST TWO DAYS 11 AM. TO 11 POL Doors Open at 10:30 Hal Roach Prescribes Mr, and Mrs.| HAROLD LLOYD In a Comedy Masterpicce ¢ i CK” Last Performance at 10 P.M. ADDED— ~Will Rogers “Fruits of Faith” ews—Symphony—Pathe Review DOUGLAS MacLEAN FUNNY AS “BELL-BOY 13" BUSTER KEATON A Riot In “The Balloonatic' SAMPSON NOBLE, Violin Virtuoso. CENTRAL CRANDALL'S SR04 0 & TODAY AND TOMORROW—RICHARD BARTHELMES 5d DOROTHY THEATER = h & E Sts. KO\IORRI‘!\\* i PAT 3§ SAVOY THEATE CRANDALLS e Mats. 2 PM. D TODAY — DOROTH CDARK SFCRETS CHA Maty TODAY “DARK & CHAPLI ORROW-—AGNE HTER OF Ll M. » A ll Th CRANDALL'S Az-7s Thester MATINEE FATF]KDAY AT 00, TODAY — COLLEE! MOORE, m D N E INE.” And DO YOL“ 7S YORK CRANDALL S 3 K THETER NEE SATURDAY AT 2:00 2 VIDOR, THE RAM’S HEAD PLAYERS Wednesday, Thursdey, Friday, aturday with Saturday mafinees, Now'playing. the prendta triple bill “PARIAH” By August Strindberg. “THE TENTS OF THE ARABS” By Lord Dunsany “JOINT OWNERS IN By Alice Brown Tickets Selling for all performances 8! Franklin 58 SPAIN" —_— T 8t. at 12th Continuous 6 to 11:30 p.m. ODAY "AND TOMORROW TOM of Action in a New Smd Play, "ATCH MY SMO) Lupino Lane, in Graphic—Fox Talent Contest Tonlgit—$30 Prizes The Kin AMUSEMENTS. THE, PRESIDEN ltlbt', T -3o-1'6meu1'-a:30 Geo. M. Cohan’s Great Broad- way Romantic Comedy INTHE WORLD WITH GEORGE BARNES AND WAKDA LYON BARGAIN MAT.TODAY ALL SEATS 25c & 50c BEST SEATS, $1 Eyrey NIGHT Monday, Tu at & Nite = ‘March 19, 20, 21 ST. PATRICK PLAYERS In “On the Slopes of Calvary,” Benefit Archbishop Curley's Fund for Poor Country Churches ILLUSTRATED 'LECTURE : \y W F0ODS IN BY \\lltsu\ POPENOE tcultural Explorer for the T y Department of Agricnl MARCH 20, 1921 LOCK_P. 3 TEMPLE HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE THEATRE DE LUXE THE BIG SHOW The World Famous SINGER’S MIDGE “So This Ia Lillipat» The Musical Comedy Star ELIZABETH BRICE Exclusive Songa OLIVER & OLP,| JOE ROBERTS , in “Wire Collect” ! Master Bu]ou! “LITTLE RUPERT DRIFTWOOD™ INGALESE with Flovelu Gast Stuuhun.l Jug- AESOP‘S FABLES ; PATHE WEE_K LY: TOPICS OF THE DAY SPECIAL COMEDY- FEATURE The Hilariously Funny TOM PATRICOLA zl Film Features ELITE 4= 5(. SR 1C “ANN A ASCENDS.” CAROLINA 1ith & N. C. Ave. S.E. LAST DAY-—HELENE CHADWICK, = RICHARD DIX X JAMES KIREWOOD, ia “THE d R. L Ave. 18th and California St REGENT 22thie=goatirceas Q1T ALBERTS ictsco fire-chief delegation stand Up And cheer. A story of pathos and ARE Ium\ ABL FAVORITE T s MARY PICKFORD, DY 1 AMERICAN,, CONWAY O rons Tese Sd L Ave. 1 TEARLE « FRA BREAMER, in MARION A KNIGHTHOOD W fi 1~ Frowen, DUMBARTON 340w "'t;on-l- Av. ALWAYS THE HIPPODROME™£> in “CAVE GIRL. TAYLOR RALPH GRAVES HE GHOST el western SMITING JT A )i Breeskin Orchestra will render several latest musical selections. Oomedy, 'ONES. ™ “ROLLI Sl Pa. Av. Ph. W. 953 05 | CIRCIE=e =ty mn s B_O'BRIEN, in *THBE VOICE THE MINARE DANCING. RS, 613 ond N.W —PRIVATE LES- ny time, i 3 1t tru s in all styles of 5 o mp) VrUD1I0, 1850 BILTMORE: COL. 20 W, u. DAVISON'S §7:F1320 M n.w. sl amysz WILRUR, No. 6 Dupont clrcle, Duvont siudlo. Fhone Franklin 1435-W. B Iroom Dancing, Stage Training. _Children" Rightway School of Dancmg 514 Twelfth st. n.w. (near 12th and F). | Foroll at cvr studio”it sou want to da Our m No_appointm require 10 10_p.m, PROT | 10th st f1 p Phone P STAGE DANCING MISS BAKER Late of McIntyre & Heath Children & Bpecialty—Act Staged Talent Furnished & M. 3479 for appointment. BUCK “KNICK KNACKS” ‘With Frank X. Silk Next week— Rockets” s 5 Necenmity, Kot & Luzury. CATHER LE, At 719 Oth ot me e 6508, il teach you the latest dances in'a few priv. less. Results guar. Less. at any time. Class Tues. and Fri | Ebec. rates to ladics, Hrs 10 2.n. 10 10 -