Evening Star Newspaper, January 25, 1923, Page 30

V'THURS'DAY TANUARY- 25, "1923. Small Policeman Eying Cars |MUTT AND JEFF—APoor Alibils Better Than None at Al Y e e Mabk res. U. 8. Fat. oft) Breaks Up Congress Session m PARDON M&, a You SLIPA E { Powfinm-mnw\’ LioN TAMGR BUS i € You CSTERD? AND You PRoM\:eo Mme You WOULDN'T WALIKK RIGHT (NTD THAT'S RIGHT, B SR QuiTe: S0, QUITE THIS New (DEA oF MINE OF POSING AS A LION TAMER RUINED & As You 60‘(‘ THE bOLLAR Vou =\ S LIoN TAMGRS® CLUB A few days ago during an ex- tended discussion of the District ap- ' propriations bill members of the . Benate and House were nfuch upset— word had been passed around that some new-fangled traffic. law was in effect and that a policeman was over at the Senate office building checking and tagging all cars parked there. There was an immediate * exodus from the Senate chamber while persons in and about the House showed signs of uneasiness. Representative Blanton of Texas was in m« mulfil of one of his famous “I object” speeches, when * word reached him that g was be- ing put on his c He rushed out, followed by his lleagues. Dire threats were heard as to the punishment of overzealous cop” E looked as it (ln- n ln a short time a Milton D. Smith, Wash- llest cop ood in the an_enraged group of America’s leading statesmen., To WILL TELL OF TRIAL TO CLIMB MT. EVEREST George L. Mallory to Reveal De- tails of Expedition to Geo- graphic Society. Mallory will deliver | at the Masonié afternoon o illustrated with wonderful stereopticon v from " actual =photogravhs Wwhile the erit Wi The story the perienced equipped with ev sciefee could that in| appliance succeed ented 1 ble narrati declared that in 1 altitud who T red groun: > moun- hui long 1 withdrawn s of preparation the hibition wi edition cows and wonkey shed at various important having Rongbuk ten miles 1.0g0 feet Camps w mlititude | “say it looked dark for him is putting | ic mildly, it looked darker than some of Washington's streets at night. Senator McKellar of Tennessee seemed to be the spokesman for one faction, while Ben Johnson of Ken- tucky did the honors for his side. “What the thunder {s coming off here?” trom McKellar, and blazes ordered you here® from Johnson. The poor copwe looked like a lamb in the mids® ® bungry wolves, However, draw.: himselt up to his full height of : inches, he explained: “Gentlemen, all 1 am doing around aifferent 23 tags 0 in net: & your cars is to find out color combinations vi . in the various statr, 1 ing a list of these ~ombinations so that any policeman on the forge can tell instantly what state a car 18 from. Often when an accident hap- pens or cars are stolen members of thie police department are unable to tell from what state the cars come. 1t is while I am engaged in this peaceful occupation that 1 am made the object of your wrath. you.” Thank B —— e The Cautious Driver [ e - 1t is not pleasant being spilled upon the public highway; I hate the thought of being killed by some ill-driven d and so with watch- fulness and zeal, both hands upon the steering wheel. 1 drive my pant- |ing chugmobile, and hear the pistons p. The man who's coming may e wise, with caution he may choo; or he may rank with reckless guys who split the road in two; I know LS ca | him not—I take no chance, but give | | him room a ¢ | pomp and circ I advance in princely mstance, with “Safe- | ty First” in view. There are a mil- lion rules mind, and one must | mind them all, or some fine morning he will ind his costly bier and pall; 1d undertakers will abound upon his little plot of ground, and coro- ners will hang around his parlor and | his hall. There are a million useful | rules, by saiety sharps bestowed. to | guide the delegate who tools his bus along the road; and if one rule iy overlooked the goose of some one | will be cooked, and by the heirs } | will be booked to write a graveyard |ode. Ialways keep the road in sight when I drive forth at morn; I look i to leit, T look to right, I yell and mmmd my horn; I signal with my snow-white hand, my curves are | wonderful and grand; if any says [ rules should be canned, I view that gent with scorn. | (Copyright) WALT MASON. ofluays Right" i Quality and Price 905 7th Street Phone Main 1567 End-of- the-Month Sale of Odd Pieces A royal opportunity for you to pick up some fine bargains in the way of odd pie “End-of-the-Month” Sale, now in progress. s is presented in our Below are only a few of the many inducements for an immediate visit here. 3 Porcelain-top Kitchen Tables, lirge size; center drawer. Were $12.50, $15 and $18..... 1 All-steel Kitchen Cabinet, white enamel; Floor sample. 2 Davenport Tables, any, two-tone finish. 2 Babies’ enamel finish. Were $7 3 Babies’ ngh Chmn, in oak flmlh Were $6.50 . 2 Ladies’ Boudon' Wrmng Deokl, in walnut fmish. Were $29.50. . .... 1 All-layer Felt Couch Pad, suitable for Englander couch. Was $18....... 2 4.6 size All-layer Were $15.00. Were $39...... 3 Odd Lullaby Cribs, in white or ivory. Floor samples. Were $3.98. . High Chairs, in white $8.50 Each $49.00 $25:00 $2.85 Each $4.75 $3.50 Each $14.75 Each $9.50 Floor samples. Was $75.. 60-in., mahog- Felt Mattresses. 1 Chaise Lounge, fiber conltruction; upholstered in cretonne. Was $49. . .. 0dd lot of Costumers. Floor samples. In mahogany, walnut Were $3.75 and $4.95. 3 Fiber Ferneries, trough; brown finish. 5 Card Tables. slightly marted. Were or ivory- finish. with metal Were $7.50.. Floor samples, $2.75. 2 Mahogany-fimsh End Tables. Sold for $7.50 . 2 Lnrge Strollen, full lloofl cnrdu- roy lined; floor samples. 7 Parchment Boudoir Lamp Shades, silk lined. Were $2 PR slz 50 $1.00 Were $25. . am compil- | Senate Asks I. C. C. if Embargo on | commerce cite as a measure to relieve the pres- ent shortage was suggested by BY GAMBUNG WoRics ol THE SYMPATHY OF PEoPLE VERY, PRETTY! AND WORIC &Y GANG! AW A KIND-LOOKING dent APPROACHES . tor Walsh, democrat, Massachusetts, in a resolution adopted by the Senate | vesterday calling upon the Interstate Commission to report whether the coal embargo is de- sizable and feasible.. The commission is called upon to report whether it has considered an embargo order, and if not, whether such an inquiry should Sena- | not be immediately instituted. I MAY BAN COAL EXPORTS. Anthracite Is Feasible. Prohibition of exportation of anthra- T ARROW COLLARS 2t 12%ce all styles; all firsts. GAMBLGR. A " Plecc oF ctanee? SCOTT HEADS RESERVES. War Department Announces Ap- pointments for D, C. Washington headquarters of the organized Reserve Corps today an- nounced the following appointments O 45| THE LION'TAMERS' cLul T\ AAND GAMBLE WITH 1T¢ N _Soi of officers to that service: Maj. John Scott, U. 8. A., executive officer; John M. Markey, to be major in the judge advocate general's department, and assigned to the 80th Division; Ig- natius Fealy, to be chaplain, with rank of captain; Murray H. Resni, captain in the ordnance department, to be first All of and Paul F. Sanborne, lieutenant of the alr service. 1013 PENN. AVE. N\W. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WALK AnD A SPRINT T * NS Nshsr=—" memvacmm the officers will be assigned to the 80th Division. Final examinations to fill eighty- five vacancies in the ranks of second lieutenants in the Regular Army are to be held, commencing June 25. Ap- plication blanks and information may be obtained at any military post or station. ECUADOR INVITES HUGHES GUAYAQUIL, Ecuador. January 23 SEcuadors minister to Washington tary Hughes to visit Ecuador whe: he returns from the fifth Pan-Ameri can Congress at Santiago in March O $3.00 Dent’s GLOVES $1.65 We have just completed our inventory and find that there is $30,000 worth of stock which _must be turned into cash at once—therefore we announce— The Most Sensational Price Cuts We've Ever Announced--Taking a $10,000 Loss To Make Quick Work of the Liquidation OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF We've taken our en- tire stock of THE NA- TIONALLY KNOWN QUALITY CLOTHES -AND GROUPED THEM AT-TWO PRICES — this actually gives them to you at much less than the most obscure makes of ques- tionable clothing — A _SAVING HITHERTO UNKNOWN. Onyx Silk B. V.D. Union Suits . .- $4.00 Reis Union Suits $6.00 Bradley Sweaters| $7.50 Tom Wye ALL YOUNG’S HATS $400 Hats: $1.85 $5.00 Hats, $2:45 ssoo Hats. 5295§ Kuppenheimer 1,517 Suits and O’Coats that sold up to $47.50 $27.95 $38.95 1,821 Suits and O’Coats that sold up to $65 $5.00 Glastenbury $9.15 Union $5.00 Sweater Shirts . SUITS and O’COATS - Norfolk, Sport mod- els, semi - conservative and conservative mod- els — No matter what style or size you require, YOU ARE ASSURED THE FULLEST AS- SORTMENT—regulars, stouts; longs, stouts; longs, shorts and for- wards, sizes 32 to 50. 25¢ Paris Garters, 19¢ $1.00 Neckwear $1.50 Neckwear ... $1.25 Umbrellas $7.50 Raincoats $2.00 Cambric Pajamas ..... Otis and Reiss Ballbriggan Shirts and Drawers, values up to $125, per gar- SSC Two for $1.00 S ‘.H:i’\iHHHI!'HWL\!Hi'tl TS